After last night's 4 for 4 performance, Rafael Furcal is now your 2008 VORP leader. Not only is Furcal leading, he's dominating the competition with a 3.1 run lead on second place Derrek Lee. I see no reason why he can't continue this for the whole year.
Community Update - I've added my first official rule to commenting: Andruw Jones is fat jokes are banned, unless it's actually a unique take on the idea. Mentioning buffets or him eating someone or something does not count as unique.
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CONTRACT YEAR! ;)
ASUcruz - April 17, 2008
Yeah, but. . .
where do you stand on the pronunciation of Kuo?! That’s the real issue. I don’t want to hear any of the Furcal business until you address THE BURNING QUESTION!
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
I’m sticking with the “I know my own name” camp.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Though that does ruin my It’s Kuo Time post.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Prevaricator!
Unsubscribe!
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
Also
Why are all your time stamps in EDT? Are you ashamed of where you come from?
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
I don't think DT. . .
would benefit from one more nutcase, this afternoon, so I’m farming it out. Hope that’s alright.
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
I’m much more forgiving of nutcases here. Plus I can just boot anyone I don’t like. It’s great.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Ah, there it is. . .
I just had to adjust my own account settings. Alright, you’re off the hook for that one.
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
Good, because right now I don’t know the difference between something I can change, something that’s supposed to happen, and a bug.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Though it would give an excuse to not work.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Fat jokes about. . .
Andruw Jones’s momma are still okay, though, right?
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
I’ll allow it.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Bad Idea
Clicking this link is also a bad idea. It’s not unsafe for work, in the classical sense, but you can’t unsee this, once you’ve seen it. So, be advised.
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
No Youtube at work, sadly.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
If YouTube had tags, for their videos. . .
This one would be tagged “Wrigley Field,” “Urinal Trough,” and “Slip And Slide.”
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
Don’t think I’ll be checking that one out when I get home.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
I didn’t click on that link, but I’m sure I’ve seen that video from that description. It’s only a little less gross than one might imagine from its description. Or more. I just know it was gross.
Tango and Cash - April 17, 2008
Actually,
My name’s Andrew too … but I thought I’d go with something more generic.
(not that “Andrew” isn’t generic enough)
Bleed Dodger Blue - April 18, 2008
I can't decide whats worse..
The nomar love fest every time he does so much as grab his jock in the batters box, or the fact that we’re still booing Andruw so loudly. Why are we not being more appreciative and attentive of what guys like Lone star and Raffy are doing right now!
Ollie - April 17, 2008
“I see no reason why he can’t continue this for the whole year”
Um, he’s BABIPing .458 …
D4P - April 17, 2008
So my prediction that he’ll be 25% better than anyone else in baseball won’t come true?
Andrew - April 17, 2008
Wow, I just learned I can see what you guys do on any other SBN site from here, and I can preemptively ban idiots.
This is a great day.
Andrew - April 17, 2008
I flagged D4P as a troll
to help you get acquainted with your blog’s features.
You’re welcome.
Andrew Shimmin - April 17, 2008
I flagged Andrew Shimmin as a troll because more than one Andrew confuses me and makes me angry. And when I get angry, I smash things.
Tango and Cash - April 17, 2008
D4P
doesn’t understand sarcasm? I thought that was the language of grumpy cynics?
Phil Gurnee - April 17, 2008
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