| Dodgers | Diamondbacks | |||
| SS | Gordon | 3B | Roberts | |
| RF | Sands |
2B | Hill | |
| CF | Kemp | CF | Young | |
| LF | Rivera |
C | Montero | |
| 1B | Loney | 1B | Goldschmidt | |
| 3B | Miles |
LF | Cowgill | |
| C | Ellis | RF | Parra |
|
| 2B | Sellers | SS | McDonald | |
| P | Eveland | P | Hudson | |
Game Time: 6:40 p.m.
TV: Prime Ticket
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1st in for the last series!
TopDeckTrueBlue - September 26, 2011
3-2 Phillies Top 8
4-2 Cardinals Bot 5
4-2 Rays Bot 7
6-2 Orioles Top 7
Reyes 2 for 3.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
4-2 Astros.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
so
does that mean two wild cards ties if results hold?
kinbote - September 26, 2011
Yeah, I screwed up. If the Cards can come back. Yes.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
not sure who i’m rooting for between cards and braves.
court168627 - September 26, 2011
Hard to root for Cards. Mayhem and Chaos are the current fave scenarios here.
kinbote - September 26, 2011
Leave it to Houston to muck things up. I’d hardly believe it myself.
kinbote - September 26, 2011
2nd inning homer for matt kemp
after the Dodgers bat around.
court168627 - September 26, 2011
we can clinch a winning season
with a win tonight!
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
EVELAND TIME
court168627 - September 26, 2011
DANA DANE
kinbote - September 26, 2011
CAT
cldpc - September 26, 2011
It would be so awesome if Kemp hit three home runs tonight.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
my prediction
1 HR tonite or tomorrow. 2 HR off of Saunders on teh final day of the season.
court168627 - September 26, 2011
needs a multi-HR
game desperately
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Patrick O'Neal says a lot of dumb things
He said Clayton Kershaw winning the NL Cy Young “should be as unanimous as any vote ever is.”
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Thanks for the support... but...
cldpc - September 26, 2011
That is dumb.
But as far as dumb things go, I’ll take that one.
court168627 - September 26, 2011
I was going to post that. Dudes a doofus
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Halladay is not amused
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
This news is broken
SportsCenter: Breaking News: Ozzie Guillen to leave #WhiteSox to manage #Marlins
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
sheeeeeit.
court168627 - September 26, 2011
Manager trade! Woohoo!
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Seems to have worked out well for the Raiders.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
You are Tripon for 2 tonight
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
that’s why I said it’s broken, SC is the one just catching up : )
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Nice
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
(but I was talking about last thread)
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
did I do something awesome?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
…ly late, yes :)
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
I’m sure an organization that got mad at LoMo Twittering will be a great fit for Ozzie.
regfairfield - September 26, 2011
fire + gasoline
Venergy - September 26, 2011
twist?
SI_JonHeyman: sound like @LoMoMarlins is not in ozzie deal. doubt theyll get a player of that stature for manager begging to go
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Chuck LaMar pouts.
regfairfield - September 26, 2011
White sox win
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
If Ozzie Guillen didn’t win that WS, he’d’ve been canned long ago.
kinbote - September 26, 2011
I think Ozzie Guillen keeps a lot of the spotlight off Kenny Williams acting the same way as Ozzie Guillen.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Ibanez RBI single. 4-2 Phillies Top 8.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
http://twitter.com/joe_block/status/118471623400620032
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Well just do it tonight!
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Not sure why he’s waiting
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
An excellent point.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Godot hasn’t shown up yet
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
do it tomorrow
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
DEEOUBLE
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Deeeee-licious
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Deeble
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
DEE!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Just like Phil has always said, i cant believe Dee didnt have more doubles and triples in the minors. Thats just a normal single that he easily stretched into 2.
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Great eye Jerry.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Sands
Patience
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Hell of an AB.
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
KeMvP
up to bat!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Damon sac fly. 5-2 Rays Bot 7.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
May just be me, but that grass looks pristine.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Just wondering, have you ever played on a major league field?
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Braves have two on with one out.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
GIDP
4-2 Phillies Top 9.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
i’d like to see Dee steal third here.
Venergy - September 26, 2011
from 2-2 to 3-1?
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Damn, that was the pitch
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
GTFO
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
KEMVP!
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Ha
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
38!!!!!!!
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
38
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
BISON POWER!!!!!!!!
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
NO THAT ONE WAS!!!!!! YESSSSSSS
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
wwwooooooooowwwwwww
LuisD - September 26, 2011
38!!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
HOLY SHIT 38
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
MATT KEMP IS GOOD AT BASEBALL
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Meh, he’s ok.
cldpc - September 26, 2011
Thank god for count confusion.
Get’s a generous border-call from an ump and he takes it to the fucking wall.
Talka1ot - September 26, 2011
Deepest part of the field? God lord I want to fornicate with Matt Kemp
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
you and me both….
UCLADodger32 - September 26, 2011
Don’t forget me.
cldpc - September 26, 2011
same one
that couldnt leave petco
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
TMI?
JLS23 - September 26, 2011
Its not something that any of us here haven’t thought about before.
Right?
I mean, me neither.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
“Matt Kemp is so good looking that it doesn’t undermine my masculinity in any way to say so” – G Scott
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Gary had a funny line about how good looking Kemp is the other day that I can’t for the life of me remember.
Maddz - September 26, 2011
“Matt Kemp is good looking”
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
that was not it
and you know this
Maddz - September 26, 2011
i really don’t remember either, and I can’t google my long term memory.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Fucking classic, man
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
My line
“Matt Kemp is a beautiful man”
Mrs HJ likes that one
and
“I wish I could be inside Matt Kemp’s body for 3 hours”
Mrs HJ is troubled by that one
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
I just shot coffee through my nose. You guys crack me up
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
40/40
is happening
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
KNOCK ON WOOD
cldpc - September 26, 2011
man alive! thats power!!
Venergy - September 26, 2011
Fuck yeah!!!
Bison is a motherfucking BEAST!!!!!!!
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
LOL
some guy was just standing there, and got hit by the ball!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Should have brought a glove
dodgers4life - September 26, 2011
he wasn't looking
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
“Oh, hey, this guy has hit 37 home runs and I’m standing in the” BAM!
fbihop - September 26, 2011
man, that line for the Fatburger sure is loOOW!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
“You know what, I like Fatburger. Other people touching the lettuce that will end up on my burger is just…”
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
another hipster down
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
I hope Ryan Braun saw that from the clubhouse in Milwaukee
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
MVP! MVP! MVP!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Another Bison home run when I’m not watching the game. I will NOT watch any games this series.
cldpc - September 26, 2011
As I recall Matt went on a rampage the last week in 2010.
SHAZAM!
dodgers32 - September 26, 2011
Loney double
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
i lied
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
this is what watching a game with Gary is like
Maddz - September 26, 2011
to be fair, that would have been a cool double
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
no doubt
but “James is gonna hit a bomb….jk” gets old fast
Maddz - September 26, 2011
he hit it 410 feet, i think that counts.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
oh
go bowl a 190
Maddz - September 26, 2011
how about a 221 :)
Ivdown - September 27, 2011
Spoiler, no wait caught at the wall.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Damn Loney just missed one
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Damn
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
man
he gave that a ride
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
almost Loney
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
aww
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
“An awesome silence in the ballpark on his 38th home run.”
-Vin
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Matt Kemp has an 8 RBI lead on Ryan Howard
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
God I hope they are not dicks and bring in Kennedy in relief for a 22nd win
JLS23 - September 26, 2011
he can’t win if we sweep.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
couldn’t we do the same with Kershaw?
funkyjam - September 26, 2011
For what reason? If Kennedy gets his 22nd win in that manner, everyone will know it was a cheap one.
cldpc - September 26, 2011
in 5 years, it’ll just be “who was the last pitcher to win the triple crown?”
Clayton Kershaw in 2012.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
123 RBI's
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-16fDpOW948
fbihop - September 26, 2011
What did that bomb put his BA at?
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
.325 something something something
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Lincecum hates black people
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
This is what watching a game with Josie is like.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Josie – Simon just came out
Maddz - September 26, 2011
who’s Simon? Came out of the closet?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
yes
and who’s Simon? Really? REALLY?
you had a good run. :(
Maddz - September 26, 2011
the doctor! sean maher!
Maddz - September 26, 2011
SIMON JUST CAME OUT?!!?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
More like Dr. Whogivesashit, amirite?
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
You let me and mei mei deal with this, k?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
oh yes, yes he did
Maddz - September 26, 2011
To be fair, Josie could claim she meant “(Dr.) Who’s Simon?”
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
no I just, I didn’t watch Playboy Club, so I didn’t know why he’d be in the medi…huh, not surprising though. Very pretty man
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Sky is blue.
cldpc - September 26, 2011
Updated NL batting average
1) Ryan Braun .332734
2) Jose Reyes .332703
3) Matt Kemp .325424
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Red Sox have the bases loaded with one out for Salty.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
They get nothing. 6-2 Orioles Bot 8.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
So the CK triple crown is official?
JLS23 - September 26, 2011
mmhmm
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Nothing is official until the season is over, but unless Ian Kennedy pitches again ain’t nobody can beat Kershaw in any category.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
So long as Ian Kennedy doesn’t step on a mound until October 1st.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
He won't get another start this season.
And while it’s possible he will pitch in relief to tune up for the playoffs, the odds of a win are remote. There are a lot of factors in a reliever getting a win.
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
Wednesday, Arizona up 4-0 after 4, Kennedy, on his throw day, pitches a scoreless 5th.
22nd win
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Of course
But, that’s only thing keeping him from the triple crown.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Belatedly but... BISON! Stampeding to KEMvP!
underdog - September 26, 2011
the snow on that looks like someone took the spray can tool in ms paint and put a little “snow” on their faces
Maddz - September 26, 2011
hah hah. I also read that as "feces" for a second. (Which works, too.)
underdog - September 26, 2011
Good start for Eveland, too. Was worried about him in this one
(as worried as you can be for a relatively meaningless game)
gotta take off for soccer alas, hope to come back and hear about 3 more hits for Kemp.
underdog - September 26, 2011
If Kemp gets 40 HRs
It will mean he will have hit more homeruns in this series(3) than he did in the HR Derby(2)
dodgers4life - September 26, 2011
Nice
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Atlanta down to their last out. Uggla at 2nd base. Heyward batting.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Braves lose.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
100 wins for the Phuckers
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
here’s the HR in GIF form
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Hell yes
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
omg it nailed that guy
Maddz - September 26, 2011
that is double awesome
and it is not a dick move
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Guy: (thinking to self) “… hey, what’s all the excitement over here to my left?”
POW*** You just got kissed by Matt Kemp
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Did you see Hudson looking straight up at the HR? Matty hits majestic Home Runs!
iiidown - September 26, 2011
They guy getting hit is classic.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
i can’t stop watching
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Me either, but solely to see the guy get hit by the ball over and over and over.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
exactly
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
it is like Christmas keeps coming every 10 seconds
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
he just…maybe if someone on the catwalk had reacted, he’d have known, but everyone jsut kept walking like it’s a god damn subway platform. The hell is wrong with those fans!
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
it looks like he was holding a drink because something flies everywhere when it hits him
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Good catch.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
it is his intestines exploding
Matt Kemp and a bad burrito killed him
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
He’s just walking along, hears the crack of a bat, the crowd goes silent, he comes from behind the batter’s eye and BAM!
fbihop - September 26, 2011
jesus, can you imagine. “Ladedade….holy shit!”
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
told you
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
so awesome I had to tweet it
and keep watching it…
underdog - September 26, 2011
HOLY CHRIST
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
still watching
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
I’m trying to figure out a way to describe what the guy did when he got hit.
He spasmed as if he walked into a spiderweb and he’s deathly afraid of spiders.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
he screamed, we know that for sure
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
I’M STILL WATCHING THIS.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
He should know better for not paying attention when Bison is at the plate.
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
You’re all going to subconsciously visit Freecreditscore .com later this week and have no idea why.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Omigosh, funniest thing ever.
TopDeckTrueBlue - September 26, 2011
Watching it live, it looked like it hit that guy in the face.
jagdodgertown - September 26, 2011
Actually, it looks like it hits him on the bounce, no?
So, not quite as bombtastic, but, still.
TopDeckTrueBlue - September 26, 2011
don’t spit in my taco, bro
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
You know, I wasn’t planning on being on tonight
was tired of being in front of the machine and all, didn’t want to answer work emails
then Kemp hit that bomb and I just had to be with you all
*weeps
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
/pat
It’s ok.
Maddz - September 26, 2011
This comment is both awesome and extremely sad all at the same time.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
we’re a family. A really fucked up family
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
with apparently some incest
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
is best, incest that is
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACvtzOlrOsM
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
A better reply would have been to make a joke about Greg and Kelly :)
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
i just love that comercial and take every opportunity to post it
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Hilarious.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
5-2 Rays Top 9
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Shields still in
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
CG machine this year
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Posada hits into a double play. Two away.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Jose Reyes just doubled, is 3-4 tonight, and hitting .333962
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
bastard
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Suck it, Jose Reyes
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
nice play
Sellers!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Just got home
Was that home run really hit to the deepest part of the park?
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Look up
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
I am soooo siked right now
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
look at
the gif!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
No way they’re going to let him see a pitch again
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
yes they will
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Kids.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Adults!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Shields taken out after walking Chavez.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Farnsworth in
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Kemp is up
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
leggo
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
who are those people with baskets coming down the stairs behind home plate?
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Food servers
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Asking people to put the lotion in the basket.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
at Chase you can order your food from your seat using an iphone app
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
That’s hot
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
oh okay
thats pretty nice (not looking at the pricetag)
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
want to say it’s a free app
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
ouch
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Hudson settled down.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Rays win
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
noooo
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Gotta give it to Hudson
For pitching to Kemp like a man
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
.324873
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
It’s okay. 40/40 gets the MVP or IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
6-3 Orioles
Boston has a runner at 1st with one out.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Ortiz beats the shift. Two on and one out.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Gonzalez flies out to left
Two away.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Fuck this guy
suck it, Parra
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
got'em
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Is that Dee Gordon or Dana Eveland?
One out
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
parra just had a cry to 1st base ump i think
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Victorino style dick cry
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Legitimate
Looked safe to me
mleadman - September 26, 2011
i think dana tagged him on the knee before stepping on the plate
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Eveland should have grabbed his crotch in Parra’s direction.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Then follow up with a fastball to the ribs
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
wow, like the hate
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Eveland rocks
mleadman - September 26, 2011
nice
I feel you Marty
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
rec
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
no prob
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Tied
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Lowrie strikes out
We have a tie in the AL Wild Card with two games to go.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Boston loses
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Sully and Murph are unhappy
the rest of the free world smiles
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
These HP Touchpad ads
are pissing me off
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
These HP TOUCHPAD ads, are making me THIRSTY
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Most RBI, single season, LA Dodgers
Tommy Davis (1962) 153
Shawn Green (2001) 125
Mike Piazza (1997) 124
Matt Kemp (2011) 123
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
153 is a comic book number
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Juan Gonzalez and Manny Ramirez laugh at you.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Hack Wilson says
“That the best you got you pansys?” (chugs beer)
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Manny had 165 and finished 3rd in MVP voting
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
american league, offensive era
still a crazy number
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
finished behind Pudge’s 35HR 25SB and Pedro’s 2.07ERA and 313K in 213.1IP
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
this is so stupid
“313K in 213.1IP”
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
13.2 K/9
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Kenley laughs
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
No he doesn’t
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
nope
if Kenley could keep that pace up over an additional 260IP in the same time frame, he could then laugh.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
his arm would explode
Maddz - September 26, 2011
whoops, 160IP, still.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Should have been Pedro, or Jeter.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Griffey had 48 HRs and deservedly finished 10th in the voting
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Tommy Davis had perhaps the greatest RBI season in National League history.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
nice eric
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
damn
that looked good off the bat
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Cardinals have two on and nobody out. Top 8. 4-2 Astros.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
The East is the best place for collapsing teams.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
but when I hear baseball collapse i think about angels and giants
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
because?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
for some odd reason i find angels’ 1995 season and the ’02 world series very memorable
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
When the Angels collapse
People die
mleadman - September 26, 2011
Marc Carig of the Newark Star Ledger, in St. Pete with the Yankees, just tweeted that the folks at the Trop sounded the horn once for the Rays win, and once again when the Orioles won.
Awesome.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
I am excited about this development
I am interested
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Cowboys looking stupid
I approve
mleadman - September 26, 2011
One woman must have had really bad Mexican food.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
wow
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Angels have an easy path
3 wins against Texas
2 Boston losses against Orioles
2 Tampa losses to the Yankees
7 games, they need 7 specific outcomes to go their way.
TGT
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Tied at 4-4 in StL
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Berkman with a huge double.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
some braves fan
just fainted
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
38
David Young - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
filthy pitch
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
There goes the perfect game.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
perfect game gone
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Miles
(says to himself) “Damn you stubby little arms!”
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
“not the tallest 3B in the league”
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Molina walks. 1st and 2nd. Theriot will probably bunt. Chambers running for Berkman.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Bunt successful. 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Jon Jay up.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Pops it up. Two away.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Nick Punto grounds to Lee who bobbles it. He slides into first base and because of that he’s out by a few inches.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
it would be cool if they called him The Federalist, or The Patriot or something better than either of those
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
The Jurist?
David Young - September 26, 2011
Nice
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Have we talked about
what Guillen got traded for?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Do we know?
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Won’t know until after the season when the trade can officially happen.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
a sixer of natty light and a carton of smokes
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
And a
Media noche sandwich
mleadman - September 26, 2011
two dozen bats
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
and the ingredients for 1,000 Autopsies.
David Young - September 26, 2011
win
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
ugh
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Thats a lot of autopsies
mleadman - September 26, 2011
and some Oakheart Bacardi
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
I want to try it because it has “heart” in it, and because it annoys the living fuck out of Nolij
Maddz - September 26, 2011
this reasoning was the motivation for many of my baseball behaviors
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
You gotta have heartttttt, miles and miles and miles of heart
Maddz - September 26, 2011
A whole lotta Heart
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
so not hot
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Some good music, though.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Girl had some pipes
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
The Wilson sister on the right
was pretty hot in her day.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
She’s just a little half-past cougar in that pic
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
bobcat
not full coug
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Real early years
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
oops got cut off
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
everyone is pretty when they are young
/facts you find out when you are 44
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
omg look at that necklace i want that peacock necklace
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Heart
http://the-replacements.warnerbros.com/img/gene.jpg
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Whoops
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
living fuck is my new favorite phrase
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
you would appreciate the lexicon of Maddz Daddz
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Two minor league players - according to the Entertainment Network
http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/7023269/ozzie-guillen-traded-florida-marlins-source-says
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Entertainment Network… heh
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Entertainment and Sports Programming Network, not kidding on that one.
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
white sox win by default
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
So… can we trade Mattingly for someone? I like Mattingly better than a lot of managers in the league, but if someone is dumb enough to give ANYTHING back for a manager…
fbihop - September 26, 2011
nobody wants
a rook manager :)
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
he’s still under team control for two more years.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
yep
managers are overrated.
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Most of the reports on Twitter have said a non-40-man player or cash.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
I didn’t know about Chuck Tanner to Oakland for Manny Sanguillen
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Leave that for us old guys.
Sanguillen’s last trade:
Blyleven had just finished his age-29 season.David Young - September 26, 2011
hasn't furcal played a lot of post season games without winning a ring?
would be nice to give him one more chance before even he gets sick of his injuries
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
he's already sick of them
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rafael-Furcal-contemplating-retirement-after-lat?urn=mlb-wp3066
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
yeah, chance of winning a ring this season i meant
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Cardinal fans
WAnt to kill him for all the errors. Apparently Tony benched him the other day
mleadman - September 26, 2011
MOAR RIOT
Maddz - September 26, 2011
All i know is
They were in first before Furry got there
mleadman - September 26, 2011
YES
I WANT HIM TO FAIL
-some guy
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
that explains
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Dude, Chambers needs to watch his back. Raffy is on the warpath.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Then, when Chambers thought he was safe, Albert swung for the fences.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Fuck, I meant Raffy.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
4-4 in Houston Bottom 8
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Someone just
Woke up Honeycutt
mleadman - September 26, 2011
Apparently Dick Vitale joined Daron Sutton and Mark Grace on the D-Backs broadcast. There aren’t enough mute buttons
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
In my head this started as
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Three men
In search of a Ponzi scheme
mleadman - September 26, 2011
ayyyyyyyyy
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
The Dodgers have batted in five innings, and Daniel Hudson has retired 15 straight batters.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Oh, but those first three batters….
David Young - September 26, 2011
everyone else
0-2
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Pujols due up 3rd, top 9
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
I am sick of the brothers Ryan, I will be glad when the ugly is out of vogue
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
I got back to the computer (here at work)
Refreshed the TBLA main page and saw the “3” in the top of the first. Started up Gameday while saying, “oh please, oh please”. Boxscore pops up and Kemp’s line is 1 1 1 3. Yesssssssssssssssssssssss.
David Young - September 26, 2011
It’s these moments that are memorable
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
yes
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
dude
go home
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
yes
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
If Mad Men has taught me anything
Dave is half an hour from retrieving a Heineken from the work fridge, sitting and drinking it by himself, then going back to his office to pour a Scotch, drinking it, passing out on his couch, waking up, putting on a new shirt and more hair grease, and doing it all again
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
We just started streaming Mad Men and are through the first five episodes. I love the evocation of the period and Mrs. Dave is quite appalled at the mores and the treatment of women.
David Young - September 26, 2011
yeah, Mrs HJ only warmed up in the second season with the emergence of the womens
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
I can get that on a “I lived through it and don’t want to see it again” level, but I love it as a social history. I need to know what it used to be like.
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
we didn’t live through it
we was born in 67
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
so things in the 80s were awesome and contained no glass ceilings?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
they contained mirrors and coke
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
They’re still here today.
David Young - September 26, 2011
yup
Maddz - September 26, 2011
which is crazy considering equal pay for equal work was passed as early as ’63 in New York
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
I don’t equate “glass ceiling” to “equal pay, equal work”.
David Young - September 26, 2011
I’m with Dave
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
oh I know, nevermind
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
I’m thankful I live now.
Maddz - September 26, 2011
You didn’t want to go to school solely for the Mrs. degree?
David Young - September 26, 2011
I’m really digging this PanAm thing on ABC. Weight limits, height limits, girdles, age limits, and you couldn’t be married. Wow. Just, wow.
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
still like that in other countries
flight attendants in Asia chosen for looks and forced to retire when they hit age / weight limits
Singapore girl is a great way to fly
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
I am old enough to remember the National Airlines “Fly Me” campaign.
David Young - September 26, 2011
oh man, that’s the worst/best
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Neither Mrs HJ nor Mrs Dave are that old!
David Young - September 26, 2011
Have to make sure everyone did their fucking jobs and have everything in for the overnight processes. Just about done, so I soon get to save Charley and Rick on the radio.
David Young - September 26, 2011
GOT'EM!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Gerardo Parra: Bitch
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
fuckin Parra
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
heard this
Parra has penis breath
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
I heard that too. Confirmed!
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Blue Moon: Summer Honey Wheat, not bad
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Geraldo is at large
once again
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
dana playing dirty tonight
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
in yo face
D-backs
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Bunting for a hit with two outs and
John McDonald and the pitcher due up is not a bright play.
David Young - September 26, 2011
Pujols flew out to deep center in the 9th inning in Houston
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Fucking cunt
Ryan Braun PH double
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
bastard
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
LOL
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
good god..
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Kemp is just gonna have to hit two more homers and take the MVP that way.
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
I think it’s over
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
40/40 isnt
and is maybe more rare!
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
it’s not. last 40/40 was circa 2006 Alfonso Soriano. Last Triple Crown winner was Yaz in 1967 and last NL TC was 1937.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
but
only 4 have ever done it, and 3 of them roided.
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
at least 3
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
now it is you jinx
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
kidding
good pitch that got him
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Deesingle
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
hit well but caught
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
damn
jerry hit that well
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
KeMvP
up
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Don't even think about stealing right now, Dee
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
only one out, could be fun
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
those darn sliders
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Update!
Reyes .333962
Braun .333932
Kemp .324324
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Kemp would need to tear it up these last two games.
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
or the next brewer and mets games need to go for 20 inning and brain and reyes both go 0-10
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
If Matt Kemp goes 6 for 9, he needs both Ryan Braun and Jose Reyes to go 0 for 8 to win batting title
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
fuck
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Dammit
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
ooof
coulda hit that one Matty
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
damn
he beltran’d that pitch
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Vlad Guerrero, all-time hits leader among Dominican-born players.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
There are three highlights up on Gameday
Bison blast, Robert diving stop on a Rivera shot (okay, nice play), and then McDonald throwing out a catcher on a play he backhands but doesn’t really have to move than much for – fuck the heck? Pretty ordinary play.
David Young - September 26, 2011
a close, yet terrible to watch football game on tonight
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
The SEC: Close, yet terrible to watch football
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
uhoh
is this where things fall apart?
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
yes.
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Cleveland got this
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
he rocks
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
c'mon Dana
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
phew
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
that
was scary
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
wut
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
That that was a sure run.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
well, that was unlucky
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
uhoh
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
oh boy
c’mon Dana
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
1-2-3 DP time
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
haven't seen 3-2-3 DP for a while
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Well this feels like a moment of truth
David Young - September 26, 2011
CURVEBALL GOT HIM
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
got him
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
STFD
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Keveland
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Waaaaaaay out in front
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Peace out, ROOK
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
siddown
one more out
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
calling in Lindblom
good job Dana
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Dbacks commentators say this is a bad move
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Confirmation that it is a good one.
David Young - September 26, 2011
why are they taking him out? The game's don't matter. LET HIM PITCH!!!
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
No
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Mattingly wants this game
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Also a good test for Lindblom.
David Young - September 26, 2011
I think he passed the test
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
if this game didn’t matter, Loney would be pitching
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Eveland: 5 2/3, 5 H, 0 BB, 5 K
Finishing stronger than Billingsley.
David Young - September 26, 2011
Road Dana
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
yup
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
cmon lindblom
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Dana Eveland
Sorta okay at baseball?
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
If you squint
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
The 1:50 A.M. strategy.
David Young - September 26, 2011
she is pretty right now
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
IM to Lindblom
The bases are loaded; throw strikes bub!
David Young - September 26, 2011
Memo received on 3-1 pitch
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
He left his phone in the dugout
and still got the message. 94 to K the chump
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
It always works well when you call them bub.
David Young - September 26, 2011
that 3 – 1 pitch was piped
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Just had an awesome idea
the Cowboys should install a weather machine inside their stadium. Game gets too boring? Turn on the rain.
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
then they would have something to blame it on
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Wise of Jerry Jones to build that kickass stadium. Good for the people of Dallas to be able to see important football games in person for once.
/sorry Keith
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
YEAH
sit down
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
STFD
fbihop - September 26, 2011
YES!
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
SIDDOWN
cldpc - September 26, 2011
STFD
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
SIDDOWN!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
The best part of writing of writing 3 1500-word research reports on topics you don't want to research on a couple of days the assignment is due
is knowing 5 minutes ago that you’ve been doing the assignment wrong and in fact, only have to bring 3 sources that have to be 1500 words or longer.
This was my first dumbass moment in awhile, and I’m loving it.
AND FUCK YEAH, LINDBLOM
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
I… I barely understand this.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
It’s been a long day
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
USC preps you well. ;-)
Have a Natty light.
David Young - September 26, 2011
I'll go with an autopsy
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Nice
David Young - September 26, 2011
Juilo goes to Long Beach St.
Tripon - September 26, 2011
and
I don’t go to USC
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
I am old
Memory shot.
David Young - September 26, 2011
thats how I write papers
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
FYI – Diamondback announcers gave Mattingly credit for making the right move in bringing in Lindbloom.
latenite - September 26, 2011
News Kindof!
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/la-sp-0927-mlb-dodgers-20110927,0,2345432.story?track=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=53322
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
“Frank McCourt going on a fishing expedition”
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
no longer an anglerphile
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
LOL
(groan)
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
Ha!
Frank know gaffes more than gaffs?
David Young - September 26, 2011
SMH
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
He's trolling
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
the one day I misspell gaffe
Maddz - September 26, 2011
Hmm
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Look, in the sky....
it’s the Uncle Google signal!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Nice
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Loney Double!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Loney placed this 400-footer better!
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Jim Power
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
I hate you so much.
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
Cardinals lose
Braves survive. Still have a one game lead.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
Jim!
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Jim Power
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
Loney does not have Matt Kemp power
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
he has James Loney power
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Jai alai
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Jai ho
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
it's home
from work we go
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
EJECT HIM!
fbihop - September 26, 2011
That had to hurt. right in the kidney
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
throw'em out!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
AJ Ellis: extreme patience working that hit by pitch
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
EJECT HIM
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Ooh, kidney punch.
EbbAndFlow - September 26, 2011
Charge the Mound!
albany10 - September 26, 2011
TOSS HIM UMP
HE HIT OUR POWER HITTER
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
That had to hurt
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
I know this game doesn't mean much
But I don’t like bunting the #6 hitter, even if it is Miles, with a three-run lead and the runner on 2nd, in a very offensive ballpark. You don’t need to play for one run here – you play for a big inning.
David Young - September 26, 2011
he was trying to bunt for a hit
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
I also hate trying to bunt for a hit with the bottom of the order coming up.
David Young - September 26, 2011
(and I’m only following on Gameday)
David Young - September 26, 2011
weird shit going down in Dallas
keep on snapping the ball when Romo isn’t looking
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Romo is wearing Kevlar to play in this one, and his center is more buggy that Windows. A testament to Romo’s greatness, and the cowshit he’s had to work with
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
z
fbihop - September 26, 2011
“No, I said it last time, this turf hurts, and if you guys won’t block for me, I’m just gonna sit here the rest of the game”
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Gwynn in the on-deck circle.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Sellers RBI!
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
nice base hit
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Sellers = Clutch
albany10 - September 26, 2011
SELLERS!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Sellers!
Gwynn is alive!
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
buying sellers
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
sellers != carroll
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
programmer, nice.
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Justin Sellers had 7 hits in his last 67 at-bats before that RBI single
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Some Sellers Numbahs
Coming into tonight:
With bases empty: .412 OPS
With men on: 753 OPS
With RISP: .930 OPS
He just hates hitting with the bases empty.
albany10 - September 26, 2011
nice play
ya fucker
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
argh DP
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Tough loss for the Cards
fail to tie for the WC lead.
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
Sound the tootblan horn?
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - September 26, 2011 via mobile
nah
line drive
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Have we talked about the New Jersey Nets deciding to go with Brooklyn Nets when they move in 2012?
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
(Something about Jay Z)
fbihop - September 26, 2011
yup
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Probably like a zillion years ago
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
it was just announced this afternoon!
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
its been in the working
for a while
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
the move, but no one knew what name they were gonna take
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
oh, I think most right minded folks knew which way the wind was blowing
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
they could have been the Brooklyn Cylones
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Turn around, Cowgill
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Matt Guerrier needs one more appearance for 70 games in five straight seasons.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
holy Loney
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
TAKE THAT PARRA
cldpc - September 26, 2011
YEAH!
JIM!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
6 FGs enough to take the lead with 1:47 on the clock?
Man, sounds like a boring game.
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
Dallas has fumbled the ball 7 times, and only lost it once.
Big fail for the Skins
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
OK, only one person didn't do their fucking job
So I have covered his ass and done it for him. Things will be right in the morning now, so I can go home.
David Young - September 26, 2011
Just in time to hear the top of the order on the radio.
David Young - September 26, 2011
LONEY
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Hell of an inning for Loney
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
AND ANOTHER ONE!!
NICE PLAY!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Loney has been really jumping off the bag tonight
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
we’ll remember him fondly
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
heh.
I read that as: We’ll fondle him in remembrance
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Did you start early today, Jack?
iiidown - September 26, 2011
heh.. just coffee. woke up on the weird side of the bed today
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
loney
rollplay
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Are those donuts?
cldpc - September 26, 2011
for some reason, I think that fall was unnecessary.
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
you mean like the posada-swisher one
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
One more from the LAT
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
All from the 1000-year old tome
“If She Smokes, She Pokes.”
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Nervous energy
iiidown - September 26, 2011
if used to say
“if she puffs, she fucks”
yours is nicer
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
or
they’ll become like me and get adrenal fatigue and will be unable to drink coffee but will be really fucking cranky
Maddz - September 26, 2011
the undiagnosable, unrecognized condition : p
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
oh you mean because wikipedia said it didn’t exist, right? i’ll have to let my nutritionist know that she’s full of shit
Maddz - September 26, 2011
: )
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
I honestly believe that there is an electricity that binds all living things….but I wouldn’t expect anyone to believe me
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Your 2012 Los Angeles Dodgers Starting first baseman.
iiidown - September 26, 2011
what?
Did Prince just homer or something?
Billyum - September 26, 2011
Cowboys win
on a… fumble recovery
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
20 pushups
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
damn it.
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
20 pushups, dee.
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
oh Dee
two of those pitches were not strikes
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
He had terrible swings against that side-arming lefty. Probably the first one he’s seen
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Rob Ryan looks like he escaped an asylum
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
14
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
SAnds, 14
fbihop - September 26, 2011
sands
14 game streak
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
14-game hitting streak for Jerry Sands
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Sands
our 2012 Right Fielder. Ethier to LF
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
This
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
fourteen
+ a bomb?
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
lets go
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
They showed Jered Weaver in the ALCS promo. Cute.
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
C'mon Matty!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
D’oh
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
fuck
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
fuck
missed it
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Dammit
Thought he had it in that first instant
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
end of bat
we still have 40 in play
that is enough for me
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
no triplecrow
40-40 plox
Riffraffselbow - September 26, 2011 via mobile
Probably not a triple crown either
(ducks)
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
.323777
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Seeing these updates is like witnessing a slow death
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Braun is still in the game. He’ll bat third in the 8th.
Alex41592 - September 26, 2011
That Kemp was even in the triple crown discussion was an amazing feat in itself. No matter what happens the next two days, Kemp’s season will be one of the best ever by a Dodger.
And we all got to see it.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
EO
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
did the impossible
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
His velocity is down 4 ticks. Should we just shut him down for the season?
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
How about just half of the rest of the season?
fbihop - September 26, 2011
You're goofy
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
he's been throwing
95-96
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
I’ve got this weird feeling in my pants. Don’t want him to pull up lame or anything. He seems off
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
wow
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
a rookie pitcher
isnt going to have great command
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
that’s, what?
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
hmmm, yes, um, ok, what?
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
wow
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Eovaldi rusty
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Ball four wasn't even close to being a ball
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
no
ump squeeze
funkyjam - September 26, 2011
Ump getting squeezy
First pitch was several inches inside the outside edge, second was right on it.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
you are joking
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
fuck you ump
funkyjam - September 26, 2011
things that are overdone
the pregame football jumping and screaming circle
without cameras that does not exist
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
Beat LA
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
false, as a seventh grader I remember going to my brother’s flag football game and there were teams jumping and screaming “feed the faith”
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
ok, that’s relevant
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
everything is relevant
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
everything is illuminated
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
and yet
the incredible lightness of being
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
always Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
but with laughter and forgetting
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
and a Remembrance of Things Past
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
oh, the things they carried
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
on their journey to Treasure Island
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
next to the Island of the Blue Dolphins
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
but not very close at all to the Islands in the Stream
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
No brother is an island
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
but beware his sister Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
Josie Becker - September 26, 2011
Beet LA chants starting
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Ryan Braun HBP
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
geez
c’mon Nathan!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Can't let the ump bother you
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
hakjhfaehfa;kjdfaohfefaeffae
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Get him out of there
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
bring in Kenley
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
oh please don’t
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
this is just so exciting
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
This would have been a nice spot for Kenley.
fbihop - September 26, 2011
Elbert coming in
C’mon Scott!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
G. Scott coming in to pitch. let’s go bub!
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
go after him G dawg
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
3-0 wild pitch
I think G. Scott’s arm is still hurting.
Julio Pena - September 26, 2011
i’m in the bag
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
we’re set for the DP now.
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
oh
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
C'mon AJ
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
That was Navarroesque
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
oh no
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
You’re doing it wrong
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
go ahead run at the plate now
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
scratch that
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
ah, you're kidding me right now
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
wild ass inning
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
fuckkkkkkkkk
C’MON!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
throw strikes
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
just setting up the DP
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
BRING IN JANSEN
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
or… MacDougal
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
for some reason
when his pitchers are being wild donnie seems to immediatly think mcdougal is the guy to bring in.
nolander - September 26, 2011
WAPs
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Close
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Squeezy
But if he wasn’t going to call strikes on pitches that were 4-6 inches inside the zone, he’s not going to give our guy a strike on the black.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
and here comes Mac
i am petrified
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
I think they are doing this to force extra inning
so matty gets more AB’s
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Jansen with the all-time lead in K/9, I’d be a little surprised if he pitches again this year, assuming we don’t blow the pen today and Kuroda/Lilly are good.
G.Scott - September 26, 2011
Oh, it's Phil Cuzzi behind the plate
That explains it
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
just imagine if we were playing the Yankees or Mets
sarcastro9 - September 26, 2011
I <3 bullpen collapse.
.
.
.
Not.
EbbAndFlow - September 26, 2011
I am incredibly grateful that this game is meaningless
if it meant anything at all I would be beyond consoling
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzez
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
STFD
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
got him
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
siddown
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Never doubted him
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Bronzeschmidt
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
tinschmidt
Hollywood Joe - September 26, 2011
MaKdougal
Dembums - September 26, 2011
OMG- sidenote but the facebook timeline is freaking scary
JLS23 - September 26, 2011
How so?
Julio Pena - September 26, 2011
It's makes it even easier to stalk people... FROM BIRTH.
JLS23 - September 26, 2011
Hmmm...
Julio Pena - September 26, 2011
c'mon Mac
one more out
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Blah.
Julio Pena - September 26, 2011
fucking hell
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
5 walks
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
I've always doubted him
Bring in Jansen to face Parra
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
he should have been used
in the first place
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Actually
Macdougal King Parra would be more epic on the hilarity scale
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
K'ing
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
:(
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
And now this guy
LuisD - September 26, 2011
now this ass is up
GET HIM OUT MAC!!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
97mph
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Need swinging strikes
Anything that’s four inches inside the zone is being called a ball.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
and....relax
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Parra fail...
cldpc - September 26, 2011
EJECT HIM
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Smile Trent!
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
I need a drink
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
FUCK YOU UMP
FUCK YOU PARRA!
funkyjam - September 26, 2011
we escape parra
Tkuang - September 26, 2011
alright
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
vomit inducing inning
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
I was hoping
that Parra would foul three or four pitches off his shin, then swing and miss for strike three.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
I wouldn’t have minded MacDoooogal drilling him in the nutsack with a 97mph heater
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
Not with the bases loaded
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
But a foul into the dirt that bounced up and hit him in the sack?
WIN
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
YES! Absolute win
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
we were up by 2…
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
2…close for comfort
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
Hey gang
What have I missed?
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
Five walks in the bottom of the 8th for two runs
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
But… Charlie Steiner told me all game long how good the Dodger bullpen has been!
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
If Gameday and these comments are to believed
The walkers had a lot of help from Phil Cuzzi. A LOT of help.
sarcastro9 - September 26, 2011
Phil Cuzzi made some ridiculous calls behind the plate and two of our rookies couldn’t handle it.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
A Kemp 3-run dinger, 1st inning.
TopDeckTrueBlue - September 26, 2011
I certainly hope that somebody told the D-Backs that that’s why they call him the Bison.
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
speaking of parra
how far has he got to go to catch up with victerino and ruiz?
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Beating us in the NLCS
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
twice
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
I don’t hate Victorino. Dodgers were fucking dumb and let him go for nothing — well, not nothing. $25,000. And they said, nah, we’d rather have $25,000, you keep Victorino.
Ruiz, on the other hand — fuck that guy.
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
Here comes
BrianByan Shawshaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
No R? “Byan?” Is that right?
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
yeah
there’s an R
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Miles HBP
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
the right way to be HBP
AJ was doing it wrong
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Gnomey bat flip on that HBP
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
unwritten rules allow a bat flip after a HBP (but crotch grabs are frowned upon).
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
That’s doing it wrong.
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
AJ should give it a ride
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
Enough Dodgers should get on to give Matt Kemp another PA.
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
WTF
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
lol gnome
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Gritty
Trying to make something happen
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
Brewers lost. Lead Diamondbacks by ½ game for #2 seed.
Arizona holds the tiebreaker.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Andre
at the game?
funkyjam - September 26, 2011
they haven’t mentioned him
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Ok Javy
YGT
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Has Jansen reached an innings limit?
Strange he wouldnt be used tonight.
Joey Joe - September 26, 2011
Not sure if it’s by design or not, but Jansen has been used back-to-back only once since returning from the DL in late August.
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
oh Dee
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
deefail
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
dammit Dee
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Fucking Dee...
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Quit sidearming the fucking ball. Plant and throw over the top
Jack Huber - September 26, 2011
STOP SIDEARMING ON ROUTINE THROWS
dodgerpreacher - September 26, 2011
Not the best inning for Gordon
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
oh man
Dee, you gotta make this plays
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Dee Fail
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
ee Gordon
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
Christ.....
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Dee
messed up that too
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Eh?
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Easy DP grounder to Sellers
Dee took his eye off the ball on the catch and bobbled it, had to tag the runner.
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
Christo...
Julio Pena - September 26, 2011
not sure what Dee was doing
on that receive
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
thanks for out
D-Backs
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Terrible, Kirk
but thanks
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
Had to be bunting for a hit, and on his own
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
lol bunting?
Joey Joe - September 26, 2011
winning record, achieved
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
game
Julio Nievas - September 26, 2011
WINNING SEASON!
cldpc - September 26, 2011
YES!!
WE WIN!!!
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Where’s the We Win pic?
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
it be there
Tommy Blackjack - September 26, 2011
Crap! It wasn’t there when I clicked post!
Humma Kavula - September 26, 2011
game over
shaqfor3 - September 26, 2011
Winning Season!!!!
latenite - September 26, 2011
WINNING SEASON
wukunlin - September 26, 2011
Guerra has steel ones
The Dude Abides - September 26, 2011
recap up
http://www.truebluela.com/2011/9/26/2451944/matt-kemp-home-run-40-40-triple-crown-fading
Eric Stephen - September 26, 2011
If only the first half matched the second half…
drulenarendes - September 26, 2011
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