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Dodgers / D-Backs Game XVII Chat

Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 27, 2011 6:40 PM PDT


Time to welcome Jarrod Parker to the major leagues.

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Time to welcome Jarrod Parker to the major leagues.

Dodgers Diamondbacks
SS Gordon SS Bloomquist
RF Sands
LF Parra
CF Kemp RF Upton
LF Rivera
C Montero
1B Loney CF Young
3B Miles
1B Overbay
C Barajas 3B Blum
2B Carroll 2B Roberts
P Kuroda P Parker

Game Time: 6:40 p.m.

TV: Prime Ticket

MLB Gameday

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Comments

I think I got LAT'd

This Bartman thing on ESPN is actually incredibly interesting.

it is

i came in late, but it’s on again tomorrow, so I set it to record.

Good luck, Matt

two homers in two games

or both tonight

you know, if you want to Matt. :)

Up to the minute

Jose Reyes (2-4 with 2 homers) .3352
Ryan Braun (1-2 with a single) .3345
Matthew Ryan Kemp (TBD) .3238

Kemp can still win the batting title. All he needs from this point forward…

Kemp 8 for 9
Reyes 0 for 5
Braun 0 for 4

If both Reyes and Braun play tomorrow

Wild card update

TB 5, NY 3, top 8
Bos 7, Bal 4, bot 7

Phi 7, Atl 1, bot 9
StL 5, Hou 5, top 5

Braves lost

lead StL by a half game

I feel cheated

I told you not to take those beans

the Dbacks have a solid foundation for the future. lots of nice pitching depth in their system

they never brought up Bauer

did they?

They did not

THERE IS NO TIME

He got roughed up in the minors, despite averaging 15 K / 9 innings.

A pair of 13-pitch first innings.

What did Bartman do?
oh i get it. a movie

moral of the story: don’t reach for the ball.

especially not when it’s clearly out of play and you have every right/natural reaction to reach for the ball

Steve Bartman should have let the ball hit him in the face so really it’s his fault that

He did what 95% of all fans would have done

just a horrible result.

RIGHT! he should have caught it.

95% of ignorant fans. If the parents didn’t teach you that first row in your home park comes with responsibility they didn’t raise you right. You stand your ground against the opposing team and make room for the homies. It is quite simple even for those not educated in private schools can figure it out. The ball may or may not have been playable but Alou deserved every chance to find out.

That said I was rooting really hard for Prior to blow up. It was one of the sweetest games not involving the Dodgers I’ve watched.

Its only a natural reaction to put your arms up to not get hit in the head with the ball.

This is not where Bartman's head is

that one guy is horrified

Who the hell has sat front row here

I know I sure as hell never have.

And what EVERYONE around him was doing.

The pic above seems to show one other guy and Bartman reaching, and all the others pulling back.

MAybe it was just my memory playing tricks on me.

I think the dude in the gray, on the far left, was going for it but just wasn’t close.

and wasn’t wearing a meme-worthy outfit.

Dude in gray was definitely going for the ball. Video here. I want a documentary on that guy.

it can be like JFK, and just have Kevin Costner playing the video over, and oer and or and ovr

was this a real question? haha
no i was just wondering why he was trending on twitter

All those shrooms are making twitter flashback to 2003.

Jeffrey Maier (sp?) is a dick of a kid

Were suede jackets ever a thing?

heck yeah

when, oh enlightened one?

when Hugh Grant wore one that one time : )

If it was good enough for Elvis (in red yet)

I have a black one my dad gave me as a graduation present that he looked sad when i said i wasn’t taking it with me, trying to decide if i’d ever wear it, and I think not.

what if one day it’s cold, but not rainy, and you’re dressed up, and neat a jacket you can wear with a shirt and tie. Then. Then maybe you’ll want that jacket.

Probably not though

if i ever neat a jacket that badly, i hope i also halve my good shoes with me.

I have a “sueded” black shirt, but I have never had a suede jacket.

the jacket…it’s just a bunch of no

Rays lead the wildcard

If only for a few minutes

Baltimore making an epic comeback

Tom Verducci is an idiot.

First Hit!

such a gamer

no nono for the new guy!

whats up with Prime ticket?

game

is on KCAL

i know

but when did the Angels start using both stations at the same time?

sometimes when they’ve only got on game, the Foxes will do one camera angle on one channel and another on another. I’ve seen them do it for the Lakers before

yeah, its just stadium noise and a terrible home plate angle

oh wait, its switching cameras

the part of Prime Ticket that is fucking up is the portion Fox is giving to Frank as part of the new TV rights deal. Fix gets the Dodgers, Frank gets horse racing.

I’m sliding a little off base here waiting for Matts next AB but Tracy Ringolsby, that Guy with the BIG cowboy hat, has Kemp 3rd in the MVP voting, it pays to wear a big cowboy hat when you are scooping horseshit
And did Nancy Graces dancing partner use to work at SeaWorld?

It's over

Jose Reyes singled, now at .3364.

Only way Kemp can catch him is to go 9 for his next 9, while Reyes finishes 0 for 5.

reyes winning the batting title

helps kemp out in winning the mvp

Whats Russ Mitchell need to do to get some PT ahead of Miles?
There’s only 2 games left.

Not have wrist surgery this morning, for one

ooops missed that

watching 24 hours in the ER

this guy was in a motorbike accident, his gentleman sausage was purple for three weeks. How you guys manage those things is beyond me.

Motorcycles aren’t that hard to ride once you get used to it. Just have to worry about cars not seeing you, really.

Yeah, that is no big deal, hell that only happens two or three times during a three mile drive.

I don’t actually ride a motorcycle.

….but i play one on tv.

right? I feel terrified riding a bicycle in traffic, and I’m only going 10 mph

plus, the moped experiences you must have had.

those were some good times, rolling down PCH

Nolander will hate this, but it is worse now with all the distracted drivers.

Yeah, my girlfriend wonders if she’ll be able to ride on the streets without freaking out again.

They say to get back on the horse but they didn’t account for clueless drivers.

My dad got hit once, got a separated shoulder and the cops didn’t do anything to the driver. He was not happy about that.

can't remember where I saw this

but someone said:
yellow means slow down
red means stop and check your email
green means go without looking

bigger is not always better:)

Tying run to the plate for Baltimore, 0 outs bottom 9. 8-6 Sox

on MLB Network for those who don’t have Extra Innings

horribl strike call on markasis

damn boston

Jackass even pimps routine fly balls. I hope your penis is swollen for three weeks as the result of a motorbike accident.

I liked Sausage better

i forgot the correct nomenclature, that’s my fault.

Gentlemen sausage.

Not possible.

He needs a p**** first.

He needs a pacer?

I was thinking “plate”, but “pacer” works too.

great player matt is.

Kemp’s mom and Dave Stewart are sitting together in the front two rows.

pujols in danger of ending a season batting under 300

at 299 right now!!

I hope he gets it with singles

same way you get the clap

He’s lowering his free agent value so the Dodgers can sign him.

first and third 1 out

baltimore down 2

Good baserunning by the Oriole who was on second.

Ryan Theriot two-run double. 8-6 StL

All he knows is that when he is the SS, the Cards are in the wild card hunt.

lets get a home run weiters
mat weiters is slow
catcher

AJ Ellis would have made it.

you can't compare others to AJ Ellis man

it’s just not fair :)

He is a MACHINE in getting OBP.

Baseball America writter @jjcoop36:

Seemed like Wieters took forever to get to first there, but it was 4.45 on my stopwatch, slow, but he is a catcher.

he should get some bat speed as well

Red Sox almost fucked up that dribbler.

8-7 Sox, 2 outs, runner on 2B

only reason it wasnt f'ed up is cause the catcher was running

anyone else would have made it to first safely

Or DH. Vlad Guerrero would have made it interesting as well.

its all up to adam jones

the man some people said was better then kemp a few years back

i remember when he made a tweet

that sounded like we traded for him

Does anyone know when the next airing of Catching Hell is?

Tomorrow at some time

my FIOS says

it’s at 8 PM on ESPN2 tomorrow

And now you know the rest of the story....

Good day

Ok, I'll have to set to record.

What an eye on 0-2 for Jones

Image I may never get to use again

Considering Wally Bell has been calling that a strike

Brave take by Adam Jones

yeah can’t believe he didn’t ring him up, I thought it was a strike

Has PApelbon thrown anything except a fastball yet?

FTFY
Has PApelbon thrown anything except a fastball yet since 2006?

he will go 20 pitches without throwing a breaking ball.

back to back sliders

i hope he had some ranch

so you are supposed to dip sliders

I thought you went to right field with them,

you know that was coming

Well

There was a slider there

Montero being a bitch

9th pitch coming.

nice pass by rivera

Have Sox in PIP, looked away, then saw Lavarnway visiting mound and assumed game was over

Another image I may never get to use again

nay sir

I say this one shall be seen again!!

dang

that was gonna be a hard play

Ryan Braun has two walks tonight (also 1 for 2)

Sox win. AL WC tied after 161

it makes it easy to decide about expanding the WC in the offseason

Yes, the decision should be not to do it.

agreed

wouldnt expanding the wild card mean...

either starting the season even earlier than this year…or just accepting November baseball.

they'd only play one game

so maybe not

one game playoff = burning your ace

Works for the Phillies

incentive

to win the division

the season is too long already, the minor league playoff set up could work but fuck that noise.

22 pitches for Kuroda this inning

two outs, runner on first. They are making him work.

WC going to the last day

Not without some adventure

imagine what will happen

when there are two!!

Image I hope to never have to use again


Because he’s up all year and is awesome.

if ned is still here in a couple years

you can replace Jerry Sands with Zach Lee

Give it until June 2012

Prince Fielder has 38 home runs now. Has hit three so far tonight.

He might be taking Kemp’s MVP

The only thing Prince would do is take votes from Braun, which would help Kemp

I look at it as, “Oh, Kemp is only leading in one category and we all decided that we like Braun best anyway…”

at 120 RBI now too.

Each home run was a go-ahead home run. His WPA is going to be off-the-charts.

Oops, nevermind.

@wezen_ball:

Sorry – one tied, the other two were go-ahead

Fucker. Two off Ohlendorf.

Arrogant Bastard Ale: Blech.

Shock Top Belgian White: Very good. My favorite non-craft beer.

had one the other night. Sister got me an assorted 6 pack for my birthday and i’m just getting to the last one. Arrogant Bastard is just really not very good.

Its tough to drink, for sure. 7.2% ABV, though, so it gets the job done.

I had no problem drinking it.

What a warrior.

jebus

that inning took forever

31 pitches

and Kuroda works slowly with runners on.

I don't remember why I have this

Creation date “2009-07-14 20:17:35”

I’d show all the pictures that I barely remember taking that are on my computer but… uh… never mind, let’s not talk about this anymore.

Kemp was one of the final-vote guys, right?

And he lost to Bran Torino?

Good pull

Yeah, I was QQ'ing hard on that one.

Would’ve rather seen Panda win than Shane Vic. I voted a ton for Kemp, too.

because

 the top says sign through 2017.

I believe I made this pic. You can tell from its crudeness.

I like it. You can change it to MVP after this season if he somehow doesn’t win it.

this guy

hasnt walked anyone so far

Unpacking a bottom shelf in the back of my closet, just found bran new spikes with a pitchers toe already on them looking CLEAN. F-ing Score!

da-da-da-DAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Legend of Zelda music)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVznfMH9O4&feature=related

:)

finishing up another go through Link’s Awakening. Might actually get the Seashell Sword this time

yeah

what a pain that is. I can’t wait for Skyward Sword.

I got some funny looks at home standing up playing Twilight Princess

hahaha

got that into it huh?

I can’t stand people who sit and play wii. It’s like watching someone watch an exercise video

not all those games

can be played that way

Do you sit while you play guitar on rock band/guitar hero?

ask reg, not only do I fucking rock out, I sing like I’m at the Forum

well I do until I’m too drunk to stand. Then I do it on the floor

We still talking about video games here?

I move around when I sing but can’t play guitar standing up.

Reyes hit a ball that resulted in an out in extras, now 3 for 6. Down to .3358

Three-way tie at .33333333
Kemp goes 8 for 8
Reyes 0 for 4
Braun 0 for 2 (or 1 for 5)

Takashi Saito

From @LookoutLanding (the SBN blog for the Seattle Mariners)

I really wanna see whats under that hat

why is that on their site btw?

He tweeted the picture out. If you’re on Twitter, follow him. Good stuff.

They are Mariners fans. What else they got?

Braun due up 5th, Fielder 6th in the bottom of the 8th in Milwaukee. Brewers up 6-4

Ok Dave Stewart isnt there just for Kemp.
He’s also Jarrod Parker’s agent.

Stewart is some type of super agent wow.

he's also

Billz’s agent

Stewart was in San Diego with Kemp too

Is Kemp, Stewarts cash cow? Or does he have any other big name guys.

Kuroda has some awesome tilt on his stuff

Stewart being interviewed on the Dbax broadcast…making the case for Kemp.
Saying where would the Dodgers be without Kemp…“on a different planet”
Says his offseason workout was better than he’s ever had.
Stewart says the Dodgers have a better coaching staff this year than previous years.

That’s a good agent, pimping his player!

He basically said trading out Larry Bowa for Davey Lopes was a good move.

“fuck Larry Bowa”

Pitchers seem to get hits against the Dodgers a lot.

huh

howdya like that?

Do we need

Padma luck

or maximum Zooey?

The answer is BOTH.

Hiroki Kuroda is the 38th LA Dodgers pitcher to throw 200 innings in a season

Pitcher TOOTBLAN? (Radio)

Nice baserunning, rookie

Assist for Jerry Sands!
Damn

apparently the majority of people brought into hospital with a heart attack don’t make it. This ER doctor was saying it’s almost more humane not to call the ambulance

this says half die

http://www.medic8.com/healthguide/articles/heartattack.html ….. so what the doctor is saying is he would rather not treat a heart attack patient?

oh he was saying for himself, just commenting on how undignified it was, how he’d rather just be left on his couch

Forgetting how many outs there are…1st game mistake

12-6 StL. Looks like two wild card ties

Bud Selig rejoices.

Looked safe to me.

Whatevs.

wow

wasnt expecting that

Not sure why Sands is bunting but that was pretty bad ass. Nice play by Blum.

Dont ever bunt again Sands.

Especially in front of Kemp

Kemp has been red hot these past 5-6 games but Petco and hitting the ball right at people sucks

Let's score some fucking runs for Kuroda please

Hahaha. Are you new to this season?

More annoying- the snake hiss or beat LA?
Beat LA

They are the fucking division champs. They should be chanting “Beat Philly” some such thing like winners instead of “Beat LA” like losers.

Giants fans in Texas chanted Beat LA after winning the World Series

this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4

ball 4

here comes Jim

@JackMagruder (Dbacks beatwriter):

#Dbacks Check this — Atlanta/St. L playoff would be Thurs night. If #Dbacks on road, may not know destination until 9 pm or so. Then fly.

fly to nashville, watch the game at Sam’s, then fly the hour to whichever stadium the game is at.

If its the Braves, its Braves at Dbax.
If its the Cardinals, its Dbax at Brewers.(most likely)

Time put a big fat loss on Parker

Time to cash in some inherited runners and make that hot blond unhappy.

I’m good at making hot blonds unhappy.

Susana Martinez bleach her hair?

Oh, so you actually read my tweets. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

just know she’s the governor

damn

I thought that was a hit

Having on Pacific Time baseball teams in the playoffs is going to mess up television scheduling I think

Someone is going to get staggered with a late start.

Andruw Jones: .842 OPS. Salt in the wound or don’t care at this point.

So far gone

I was thinking someone leading in two categories had to be kind of rare in itself. Nope, 2010 Pujols.

I care about him as much as Daniel Day Lewis cares about his cobbling shoes

meh

4th outfielder now

nice outing Hiro

please come back next year

Ian Kinsler tonight became the fourth 30/30 member this season

Wow. Last I saw, Kinsler wasn’t doing very well. Or was hurt. Or something.

Will Velez get a chance to end his streak or is he done?

Unless they can score and hold the lead

Kuroda will miss out on the number of decisions crown, right?

Kuroda badge, 5 Ks.

MLB fan cave

view tonight:

I’m going to get that job next year. Oh, yes I will.

thats why he’s the best left fielder in baseball

ozzie's tweets are making sense yet i feel drugged reading them

hopefully theyll be just as entertaining in miami

beltre is unconscious

12th homer in his last 15 games played

Standing O for Kuroda in my apartment

Honeycutt forcing himself on Hiro
good outing Hiro

Hope to see you again next year

Dang Velez is not going to get to hit tonight

Whew…great slide by Velez after fucking up

sheesh

velez almost TOOTBLAN’d

Gordon RBI TOOTBLAN!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DEE!!

made an out, but got the run in

if he hadn't slid over the bag

he’s safe

He could have taken out Parra in LF with that slide

He only oveslid second by about 12 feet!

He’s too fast, even for himself.

In play run(s) out(s)

YES Dee

dang it dee!

Dee should have just kept running towards 3b after oversliding the bag

So what actually happened here?

I saw the replay but did the dodgers have a TGJ at first? Did he go to third on Dee’s kerfuffle or did he try to score?

is the inning over?
damn commercials on gameday

Yes. We are in the top of the 7th

oy

c’mon Guerrier

I want Jansen for 3 innings

This is why we can’t have nice things.

No longer pitcher of record

Guerrier – barf

right over matt's head

tough catch to make

thanks for coming out

He will end up in a more familiar position... the submissive position.

- Vin Scully

/didntreallysaythat

probably thought it though.

That cutter from Elbert is Sucio

So… where is Jansen?

protect the record

and walks him

and let me guess, Mac again?

Mattingly being Torre.

Donnie managing till the bitter end

Throw Ely out there until the game ends.

MacDougal in

to pour more gasoline over the fire

Loney with a Keith Hernandez special

Great Play!!

way to go Jim!!

Stupid Bunter Principle in full effect.

zz

Who needs Jansen!?

McDougal actually gets the job done :o

two nights in a row

good for him. Still makes me nervous

career GB% of almost 60%, averaging a 95 mph fastball…he’s who i want in in that situation.

what about

his walk rate?

or his K rate

i hate pitch to contact relievers, especially with runners on when they come in

4.79 career BB/9, it’s not good.

7.46 career K/9, also not elite.

Kemp

gonna put us ahead this inning

Justice has been served

It's ok

We are just allowing there to be extra innings so kemp can get a couple more AB’s

Any word if Boston is using Lester tomorrow as a desperation play?

they are
i remember

they said it on MLBN

They're screwed

Lackey or Wakefield on 3 days’ rest for a Tampa tiebreaker. Forget it.

Thought he was safe

Out on replay

don’t show the quicker than a blink bang-bang plays umpires almost ALWAYS get right, show the one missed call when they were screened by a fielder. I want replay dammit!

/Idonotwantreplaydammit

Too late on the mute

Making up for the lack of volume with…volume

he should switch shampoos

Matty

is very vocal right now

Matt Kemp just uh... Said some bad things
passionate about the game, even one that doesn't matter

garnering more MVP vote :)

Matt is not happy right now

Im glad I tuned in, because I was missing a good fucking game

Got to love KCal 9 programing...

Uhhh…

- In a one-run game, Reds closer Francisco Cordero walked four and balked in an attempt at a save.
– He got said save.

BB, CS, BB, Balk, BB, BB, DP.

Vin has been cursed by the KCAL gods for saying the ump made a good call on Kemp’s safe at 1st. That.’s why the sound keePs disappearing.

6 straight strikeouts for Jansen

3 pitches, 3 strikes swinging, 1 out

fuck you Parra, its right down the middle

I think Kemp may have focused too much on his personal stats this last week. I could be wrong, but it seems he maybe paid too much attention to the MVP stuff. Sure has hammered a few pitches, but that last AB didn’t look so good.

last few games

what else is there to play for?

if you’re only going to look at one AB, I should get to cherry pick one AB too and I pick the one yesterday where he created a widow.

Not one AB. Hasn’t he been 1 for 4 or so the last 5 games?

you’re ignoring the fact that he hit .452 last week.

That was before crunch time….. last 5 games he’s had one hit each game, about the time his mom started coming to every game. Even Vin said he looks like he’s trying too hard.
Not attacking the guy, just saying..

I get your point, I disagree.

but outside of the homers, the 400 foot outs, the doubles, the balls hit just foul…he made some outs

Every other player in baseball has had multi-hit games in each of their last five games.

damn him

he didn’t win the triple crown and I wanted him to

choker

Jeez guys, it was just a thought, not a debate. Who the hell really knows anyway?

I think G. Scott gave a good response

HJ, though I won’t say for certain, seems to be joking with you.

nobody going to sass Matt Kemp in front of me

but yeah, I am goofy

I was being deadly serious.

I’ve been watching baseball since before you all were born, so there! :)

50th anniversary of Dodger Stadium next year

I remember staying home from school to watch the first game there, played and lost against the Reds. Seriously…. Older than dirt.

Since start of Giants series: 10/30, 4 HR, 4 2B.

I’d take that.

Oops, numbers were wrong. 12/30, including 8 of his last 22.

Hey Justin Upton is alive

Stick with the heat Kenley.
That was a hanger

What’s happening here?

That’s good

Kenley just wanted to elongate the inning so the easy part of the order would be left for Guerra.

Kenley Jansen has recorded 33 of his last 41 outs (13.2 IP) via strikeout

Frickin insane

What’s his k/9 now?

Thanks for the season Kenley
K's the side

Great job Kenley!!

Gameday had that last strike right down the middle. STFD, Young.

Ellis doesn’t wanna set up too quick, the ball darts to the left half way to the plate.

KENLEY JANSEN

IS AWESOME

best since Gagne

96ks in 53 ip

I wrote a couple weeks ago…whoever taught Kenley how to pitch needs a promotion, raise, something.

Charlie Hough?

2009 Inland Empire is when he first started to pitch.
Not sure who the pitching coach was then.

Carlos Subero was manager.

Hough.

Hough
Coaching career

    1996-1998: Pitching Coach for the San Bernardino Stampede
    1998-1999: Pitching Coach for the Los Angeles Dodgers
    2001-2002: Pitching Coach for the New York Mets
    2006: Pitching Coach for the Fullerton Flyers
    2007-2010: Pitching Coach for the Inland Empire 66ers

He needs something extra for his foresight.

2011: He is currently a senior adviser of player development for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Hough had high hopes for him that season, said something to the effect of hes gonna be special. Jansen got shelled a couple times I saw him that year

was he throwing 97?

yeah but he had no idea where the ball was going and they rarely let him 2 back to back games, I was really surprised they called him up that early

In his last 20 innings, Kenley Jansen has 5 walks and 44 strikeouts

This is exciting

Dylan H

Citing baseball’s tampering rules, Colletti wouldn’t talk about any specific potential free agents, but said the Dodgers would be open to signing the right player to a nine-figure deal.

"I think if there’s a player like that out there, we’ll inquire on it," Colletti said.

NINE FIGURES. That’s hard to comprehend.

I think he was counting two decimal places

so it would be more like $1,000,000.01

Either McCourt will have the money from the tv deal

or it won’t be his problem

he’s signing Eric Bedard to a 6 year, 120mil contract

We need to extend Kemp

For AJ Ellis, they should chant, “OBP! OBP!”

Just got home

how did Parker look? Babip machine tonight?

you know i’ve had the game on this whole time, but have only been listening to vin, i should have paid more attention

I do know this, he’s the Reed Johnson of baserunning

Dodgers didnt hit many balls hard.

Bad news about that hit is Jansen is out of the game

Mattingly in the last week or so has pulled Jansen after one inning despite throwing 7 and 11 pitches. He wasn’t going another one regardless.

9, 7 and 11

makes those K numbers even more impressive

in each of those three games, he struck out two batters. 27 pitches, 9 outs, 6 Ks.

In those games you mentioned, Jansen only recorded 6 outs. All strikeouts

Bootstrap Bill, you’re a liar and you will spend an eternity on this ship!

Let's go Aussie!
Anyone seeing the KJ- Broxton parallels

overpowering relief pitcher thrives in 8th inning role. Let’s NOT make him the closer. Good call by DX2

It is a good call, and no, they’re different pitchers based on stuff.

Broxton was a great closer, until he broke down

I do think Kenley might be better served in a setup role, as he can be brought in pressure situations.

also, his mechanics are garbage. way to be 6’12" big guy.

I’d make him a starter.
I like watching him pitch

someone brought that up over the offseason or something like that.
No one was on board for that.

If they were to do it, they should do it this year in winter ball.

Jansen still doesnt have much innings on his arm.

for a major league pitcher, I would argue his arm is as fresh as can be.

I would say adding a change up would be nice but hes kinda good already

Yeah, BRoxton was a horrible closer if you ignore his time as a great closer.

he was bad except when he was great

and he was almost exclusively great for four years

I didn't mean Brox was horrible

but it seems its going to end horribly for him

trying to compare pitchers, especially after one of them has only thrown 80 MLB innings, is like comparing apples and motorcycles.

but they both taste good

I was just typing, “Motorcycles taste better than apples.” Damn you, HJ!

Hey Coach, what kind of gas do you use to pump those kegs?

Probably unleaded.

Apple sausage is fucking delicious

I wanted him to close initially

but this is the ideal spot for him, to either serve as a setup man or someone who takes care of inherited runners

How is Jansen a rookie?

Didn’t he pitch too many innings last year?

27IP last year

Okay

Was thinking it was a lot more than that.

That DB rattle sound effect is much better and more tolerable than other team’s rally calls.

i thought someone was unscrewing my window and breaking in Despicable Me style.

He took that change up right down the middle

welp

at least Kemp will get another PA (providing that the bullpen can keep it a tie)

Sean Burroughs? Seriously?

Hey, Josh, no more hanging sliders, mmk pumpkin?

trivia Answer: August 26th

Question: When is the last time Kenley Jansen pitched and didn’t strike someone out.

Launch a full investigation

Looking at Scott Van Slyke’s numbers…he might be a player.
If the Dodgers could just take their good bats, and teach them the tougher positions (3rd base)…they could create some legit hitting prospects.

Van Slyke is a okay defender, thats all I ever got from seeing him play

If I could teach a tiger to not eat meat, I’d have a badass housecat.

it’s incredibly easy, tell him Wash

he’d eat bodhi :(

are we back at

why can’t Juan Pierre play SS?

3rd base isnt hard though…at least compared to middle infield, catcher, or even RF.

3rd base is pretty god damn hard at any competitive level, to be honest.

not to be contrary just setting it straight. It’s harder than learning how to catch.

My Grandpa, who played everywhere on the diamond

said he hated playing third. he took a fair share of hits off the dome

someone in the fanpost about BA ranking our guys

said they thought O’Koyea should try third base

someone tell Ned we dont need another free agent signing for the pen

along those lines

anyone see the article about Tolleson in the LAT?

yeah, it was practically a kershaw article

it's a preface

a prolouge if you will :)

love the passion lindblom

3 pitches, 3 swings, 3 out

In his last 6 games (5.2 IP), Josh Lindblom has one walk and 12 strikeouts

Well, tonight at least Kemp gets the same number of PA batting 3rd as 1st.

Thats what you get Dbax for not guarding the line

Time for Kemp to hit a first-pitch homer

Maybe

Dee can sore on a sac fly……….nevermind.

z

WOOOOOOOOOOOoo, WOOOOOOOOOOO, woooooooooooooo!

Why would you even try to throw it to 3rd base there?

Because you forgot the fastest guy in the state is on 2nd?

What a wonderfully stupid decision by Owings! What was he t hinking??

Now Kemp only needs to go 8-8!

So we're rooting for 4 more innings tonight? ;-)
another double!

They probably give him a single there

I think

you’re right

BISON! Hah hahaha! Making the most of another chance!

1 and 1..
i havent heard that in a while

Mattingly bunting strategy

can never backfire!

I swear, I stopped in here and before I could even type "A rabbit is loose!" after Dee got to 2nd

he was already home!

He’s THAT fast.

I think he was already home before I got home, before the last inning started.
Dammit

If Upton hadn’t cut that one off

their defense is all over the place

reminds of that game last year when they made 6 errors

Running up the score!!!

LOL

Stop now so Guerra can get another save.

I was gonna say not to worry since Miles is batting

But even he walks

heh, Brewers blog commenters are rooting hard for Dodgers, more excited than we are.
Dodgers!
In play, run(s)

That dog just won’t hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Sep 27, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
 
If the Dodgers win tonight
I take all the credit.

But if they lose, I blame my girlfriend.

by Archibaldcrane on Sep 27, 2011 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
what

why? field advantage?

They are competing with Dbax for the #2 playoff seed

and to avoid Phillies to start the playoffs.

Its either going to be Dbax at Brewers.
Or Dbax at Phillies

Tomorrow’s game means nothing for the Dbax, so I wonder who they even play.

this is funny actually, read the last part of this thread

http://www.brewcrewball.com/2011/9/27/2454818/brewers-6-pirates-4

heh
Dodgers take the lead!
Thanks, Micah.

by Wayfaerer on Sep 27, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
 
JEWWWY SANDS!
That dog just won’t hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Sep 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
x
is a great band...
the american one?

or X-Japan?

Apparently the “THAT’S RACIST!” GIF didn’t feel like posting.

ah heh heh. I think he meant Jerry but said with a speech impediment.

this member of the tribe took no offense.

Happy Early New Year!!

hah thanks

I still always celebrate the regular Roman January 1 one more because that is also my birthday.

there's only one X, man.

that's why the other one

changed their name to X-Japan. :)

Road Loney!!!

Haven’t heard that one in a while

This 10th inning is so good for the Dodgers that Aaron Miles just got a walk.

The Dbax pitching coach is like…“Micah, this will not get you on the playoff roster”

OK, the hissing is just kind of sad at this point.

So Arizona will begin the playoffs either in Philly (if Braves win WC) or in Milwaukee (if St. Louis wins WC)

Off Upton’s face!

lol right off the noggin

OMG that hit poor Upton in the face. Bad luck there

but the rest of the play was cool.

Upton

don’t look too good.

Arizona should just call the mercy rule. No reason to continue this game.

It's been a bad week for Upton eh?
and he just had a concussion too...

i shouldnt laught but that was funny

That had to hurt. Good lord.

especially when playoffs are just around the corner

When somebody says "in your face"

I don’t think that’s what they meant

Hope Upton is OK. Good player, fun to watch and he just had a concussion.

Probably should not have been playing, no? When I heard he vomited after getting nailed in the head, I figured he was done until the playoffs.

He passed the Gibson impact test

Should have been. But athletes are dumb about their own health.

Sounds like Doctor George is on their medical staff.

If the Dodgers were in the playoffs

They would have to be the favorites

of most of the people here. :)

But seriously they’ve been nuts up recently.

Well yeah, because its so much easier to hit when you’re on a bad team. That’s why all the best hitters are on bad teams.

/Dumb logic

That’s what I’ve always thought, but, then again, I’m stupid.

nuts up

I’m buying

Dbax should let a position player pitch.

Micah Owings was 7-0 this season before tonight

damn

that must have hurt like a mother

They still have their infield up?

Why?

they no likey more runs score

Hats off to Ned

for what he said about Uribe on Tilden today. In summary:

-He needs to get in shape
-He needs to get passionate about it
-This is an example why he hates the free agent market – you’re stuck with someone that the org couldn’t fill internally

How many out of shape assholes can Ned sign?

all of them. all of the assholes

http://www.petharbor.com/pet.asp?uaid=LACT.A1249678

that’s the cat huh

just saw it

that cat has huge ears

YOU MUST ADOPT PONGO BODHI NEEDS A FRIEND!

(sorry)

dude Bodhi definitely needs a friend. Tonight we played “Receipt”. This is a game where I take a receipt out of my purse, make it into a ball, and fling it across the living room. Bodhi loves Receipt.

We are going to get the other cat first, move it into the apartment, and then bring Bodhi along. I have discovered he feels less threatened when he moves into another cat’s territory. Go figure

heh

our youngest cat spends most of his time annoying the two older ones.

That is what young folk do:)

now are we annoying?

or do the old folk just let themselves be annoyed? :)

Young Folks?

One of my favorite songs ever. Not sure if anyone outside of Josie will appreciate it.

he actually

got a bit of his ear taken off. Not a lot, he just has a small piece missing, so now he looks like a cat whose seen the streets.

Didnt Uribe look the same as he ever has this year?
He was always pudgy

I was curious

Before

After

wtf kind of comparison is this

couldn’t find a 2010 Uribe mugshot, despite him playing for the Giants

Dude appears to have some major tiny ears

so his head grew?

he’s been hanging out with Bonds

I dont think it has anything to do with shape for Uribe.
He just had a crappy Juan Uribe white sox era year.

Ron Belliard was fat and no one complained when he was hitting.

same here

really, looking at him from the side, the dude ain’t really fat. He’s wide for sure, but I never really saw a gut.

the oblique and hip flexor injuries might point to something though

Apparently Upton was never diagnosed with a concussion. But, hell, I don’t trust that.

If it were Kemp, I’d want him to sit until the playoffs. Home field advantage not worth it if he’s possibly hurt.

if the guy is vomitting

I’d get a second opinion on it. :)

probably has the spins

Sweeping the postseason bound Diamondbacks in Arizona would be a nice way to cap one hell of a 2nd half

Considering the lineup the DBacks will put forward tomorrow with no incentive to play…

They had two games to make it happen, They started their best pitcher against our worst. They failed.

I look forward to your 2012 mood swings ;)

sounds like

it will be Hawk coming in

Oh , and KENLEY JANSEN IS FUCKING AWESOME
I missed that inning. Did Young get booted?

Didn’t see it, just got home, I ’m basing everything on the comments

No

The ump was about to get his arm up, then thought better of it…

pointing at him is giving him a warning. nice ump.

C Young is no menace 2 society like Clayton Kershaw.

Seem to remember Kemp getting ejected once this season at the end of an inning for arguing a strike call.

i remember Loney getting ejected

for throwing his batting gloves

Kemp’s was June 25, at the height of Dodger fan pessimism.

I'm disappointed!

I thought for sure there’d be a GIF of the Upton play up here already. Or, is that just crossing the line?

I'm thinking

that the three homers by Fielder might actually be a good thing for Matt’s MVP chances… Might make him split votes with Braun

Eric

does as well

Oh yah...

guess I missed that way up there in the thread

wasn't snarking you

just saying, you’ve been agreed with

BY THE HIGHEST OF AUTHORITIES!!!

Nice Play!

DEEFENSE!!

As opposed to

E-fense

that was last night

it’s in the past

Nice barehand Dee

Ive seen nothing that would make me want Furcal’s defense over Dee’s.

I haven’t seen him make a throw from deep in the hole, other than that he seems to be the real deal

Gordon has been impressive. Glad that the team has a good idea of who’s gonna play next season

Dammit Hawk

Cover the bag

Come on Loney, teleport

Hawk fail

this will cost us dearly for sure

Is this Sept record the best Sept record the Dodgers have had in like 25 years?

Err

This might be a bit of a problem

Come on, it is 6 -1 with only two runners on base.

2010 Matt Kemp tries to throw out the runner

Does Hawk want to help Guerra get another save?

no

he wants Matt to get one more AB

I think he is more interested in hitting the over on Xeifrank’s simulation.

Keep this up Hawksworth

and you don’t get to be on our playoff roster this year.

They just want to get Kemp another PA.

fuck it, serve it up

Helluva time for the ump to get kind of squeezy here, too
Does he want to come back next year?

one game isn’t gonna make that call

just go with it Tommy

can't

i’m too young and rebellious

YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!

now throw 2 more right over the middle

Upton getting hit in the face

Chad GIFed it.

My faith is restored, thanks.
LOL

please don’t bring in Guerra

Sorry, Mattingly didn’t listen to you.

Tying run at the plate
Aaron Miles, not a 3rd baseman.
I heard

anyone can play it

Tying run up

Well well here comes the hook

PANIC

so fun that it is so meaninglesss

thats a rough error but I applaud the scorer for doing that

Yes, it was right to him

Also….McDonald.

Hawksworth just wanted to give Guerra a cheap save chance.

all that guy does is give

If he's on the big club next season

and is blocking Tolleson….grrrrr.

all is well

until it isn’t

OK, get it done Guerra. He’s been ip and down 2 or 3 times in the BP. I hope he can end this quickly.

If my fantasy team had any chance, it would appreciate the coming Guerra save.

The worse that could happen is a tie game and extra at bats for Sands and Kemp. I see no downside here.

Guerra only 1 homer in 46 innings this year.

the bases are loaded? oh lol

He keeps throwing it into the dirt

all this

with 2 outs.

ridiculous

My wife is not happy:)

This is DERPtastic

Holy no way we lost it like that

You've gotta be kidding me
i can't fucking believe this
Our bullpen has run out of steam!

thats fucking hilarious

1 fucking out

from a win

So much for the easy save.

That dude was doing the Gibby Thing

Tomorrow is HBP fest :)

on purpose too

If Gibby was not his manager I’d hit him every time up next year. But since he is, all I can do is laugh.

Hope he broke his fucking leg jumping on the plate and misses the post-season
Well

That little problem turned into a loss…

Fucking fuckity fuck

JEEZUS

I am sorry Brewers. :-(

I don’t even want to feel bad for another team either. So screw you Brewers! And Dbacks! And Dodgers!

LOL Bullpen
LOL Hawk, more like it.

Have some faith, remember the fundamentals, ya fuck.

AND KEMP DOESN’T GET ANOTHER AB!

6 runs after 2 were out to lose.
Wow.

Micah Owens 8-0

Wins are such an awesome stat.

F you for doing the fist pump. I don’t care if it’s relevant.

yeah that was kinda lame

Actually it was kind of clever. It was a proper homage to his manager.

YEah, bean him tomorrow.

I can’t believe how unhappy this makes me.

But thats his manager.
So its probably an homage to it

no doubt.

it’s not a beanable offense or anything, don’t get me wrong. Dude was just excited.

look what you've done Hawk

you made Eugenio teary eyed!

2nd seed still in play

I feel upset, and I shouldn't really. Blargh!

I dont even care, that was fun

Those are great baseball moments.
And with the Dodgers out of it…its entertaining no matter what team does it (as long as its not the Giants).

Nah, I dislike the Diamondbacks more than I do the Giants.

I hate all expansion teams.

Micah Owings the least deserving winning pitcher ever.

I remember Billy Koch winning 8 games one year. That was nuts.

Hawk should've covered the bag huh?

WTF

DFA Hawk, Guerra, Miles, Kemp!
move along folks.

nothing to see here…

I predicted the future
Hawk fail
this will cost us dearly for sure

Honestly, I’m finding it hard to be too broken up about this right now.

Though this does mean Braun will play the entire game tomorrow….

i'm not broken up

just kinda PO’d. I don’t like watching bullpen meltdowns.

We are so hitting Roberts tomorrow
Yeah, hard to be too upset

That was hilarious, and hopefully Ned realizes that Hawksworth belongs in Albuquerque next season.

Her sister can stay though

That’ll teach Hawksworth not to cover first base. I feel sorry for Guerra. He had sat down twice in the bullpen already, and wasn’t ready for this.

I’m just laughing really. That was funny.

I laughed too, it was almost as if he cared more about poking fun at his manager than he did about hitting the walkoff. It was all so meaningless, just kinda made me laugh. Plus the camera hung on Velez for awhile after, no better way to visually represent the fail that had just occurred

that was hard to fathom

Tatatouille hitting a walk off against Guava. Then the lame Gibson fist pumping antic.

My stepbro and I have had a running conversation

regarding the most WPA in a single play. This was one such scenario, and although we weren’t sure if an all-star closer or a scrub closer made a difference, but we presumed one of the highest would occur in such a scenario. I can’t wait to see the WPA here.

89.3 WPA

What the fuck.

This has to be the most sudden re-write of a game recap in TBLA history.
I cant remember blowing a 5run lead AFTER 2 were out.

and nobody on basee

or base

All your basee are belong to us.

Time for all of us to play, “Find the things that he forgot to change!”

The most I can remember was a 4-run lead with two out and nobody on in Atlanta

I think it was in 1980, but not sure. Freddie Hubbard hit a three-run homer off Stanhouse to win it. That rally also started on a derp play. Ron Cey let a ball go through his legs for an error with two out and nobody on base.

I take that back, just found the box score

It was only a 3-run lead with two outs, and the game-winning HR was by Glenn Hubbard. I forgot that I used to always call him Freddie 30 years ago as well.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/ATL/ATL198008050.shtml

this cat obviously saw that last AB

I mean can you blame him?

That was amazing
No Hawksworth next year?

worth it

whatever

the fact that we got a living breathing human being for Theriot makes the trade worth it x 10000

and he hasn’t been THAT bad at all

Could have just DFA’ed Theriot

yeah

but instead, they got a fairly decent relief pitcher

I think he means it was a good deal

I refuse to believe Joey Joe would agree with me on anything ever :)

Really? He said we should’ve DFA’d (non-tendered) Theriot. Implies he thinks no Theriot/no Hawksworth > no Theriot/With Hawksworth

Hell

we traded Ryan Theriot for $3M + 5 years of Blake Hawksworth control. Hawksworth has so little service time that even after this year, next year we’ll tell him how much he’s making.

non-tendered.

but we got a serviceable relief pitcher playing at league minimum and four years of team control instead

he wasn’t ready for the Loney range

I really, really like Hawksworth. I can’t for the life of me remember his first name.

Blake

not my fault. he has a dumb first name.

Blake is an awesome name

NOOOOoOOOOOOoOOoO

HEY BREWER FANS

SORRY BOUT THAT

I don't know why

This was fucking hilarious.

daron sutton must have psychic powers

Because in the top of the 10th, after the Dodgers were up I think 4-1…he said something like “If you guys are watching on replay…something amazing happens in the bottom of the 10th”…He actually said this it was crazy.

We lost?????? WTF I turned the game off and thought it was over

now we can blame you!

Dammit

Had we won that, Fielder would’ve probably been rested tomorrow…

I was driving on the 10

Laughed uncontrollably for five straight minutes. You gotta laugh.

No it’s not just because of tonight, but I’m just not so sure Guerra is solid for closer next year.

DFA Hawksworth, Miles.

Guerra just lost 2012 closer job

You people are funny.

seriously

this kinda stuff makes me lose my anger.

isn’t Miles on a 1 year contract? Hawk is under team control. Be srs

Smallest of the SSSs

Loney fucked up for being such a boss on the defense

it might open the closer job up for Jansen..

But..the last time Jansen tried to save a game…he gave it up vs the Astros after 2 were out. Althought not in as dramatic fashion.

Jansen had 3 saves since that game.

That ending was shocking. I mean, you should have seen the look on Justin Upton’s face.

Sad that Guerra gets the loss

That was all thanks to the Hawk’s assumption that Loney wouldn’t make that play.

Did that really just happen?

Maybe they wanted to give up the tie to give Kemp more ABs.

KCAL really needs a post game show

feel sorry for the degens

who bet the under tonight.

I had to watch the DBacks feed

what was Vin’s call on that?

“Thank God we didn’t have extras. Goodnight everybody!”

/notwhathesaid

Oh shit, the game was in extras. Well now that doesn’t make any sense…

Well, I no longer feel bad about laughing at the GIF of Upton getting hit in the face.

Even if we won

I would’ve still kept laughing

if hawksworth comes back for 2012, shoot me.

Where’s shawn tolleson when you need him?

Polishing his POTY trophy I'd imagine

Dude, you don’t live near any bridges do you?

Stay away from the dude with the knife

Dodgers score 5 in 10th. Lose.

Replace india with Dodgers (also, how is this children's math?)

Here comes the shortest recap ever
WTF DID I JUST WATCH

2 girls 1 cup strikes again

Hawksworth coming back next year?

[x] No
[ ] Yes

econ + good sense says

yes

and, you know, him being okay at baseball.

Just as long as he plays the Jon Link role

FIP and xFIP in the mid-3’s from a middle reliever at league minimum is good.

But not when there are better options available

Hawk doesn’t strike out enough guys when compared with Lindblom, Tolleson, Guerra, and Jansen. We’re stuck with Guerrier. And we’ll need Elbert from the left side, and I’d rather have St. Clair than Hawk on the big club.

The anger subsided when I realized

We’ve already clinched a winning record… Thanks rainout in WSH…

I just realized who hit the grand slam

Ryan “I will kill all of your dreams” Roberts – same guy who dinged Kuroda last year. Fucker.

I'M SORRY BUT WTF

I had to work tonight. I checked the score as I was leaving. Dodgers score 5 in the 10th, up 6-1. Well, I’m not gonna listen to the end of that game. Come here to check in and EXCUSE ME BUT WTF HAPPENED?

Also, Hawk got the first two outs

Next guy hit a slow chopper behind first base, Hawk had a brain cramp and didn’t cover first. The runner beat him to the bag when he realized that Loney actually fielded the ball. Then a single, walk, an error by Miles on a pretty hard hit ball right to him…eventually Guerra came in, gave up a bases-loaded walk, then a granny to Roberts.

Seriously. He didn’t pitch poorly, just had a couple unfortunate mishaps.

You're right, he didn't pitch poorly for the most part

Montero hit the ball hard, McDonald hit the ball fairly hard. I forgot what Young did. The thing is, Hawk needed a K and didn’t get one. He constantly gets two strikes on guys but doesn’t really have an out pitch.

Yeah I stopped listening when sellers came in to pinch hit. Turned it back on in time to hear the grand slam. The funny thing is, I called it. I said to myself, oh man he walked a batter. Shit, now he’s going to make a bad pitch, hr, game over. I was hoping that I was wrong :(

since i seem to be getting angry responses

To my anti hawksworth ranting, I am curious: how would you improve the 2012 bullpen?

I just got here, so I have no idea what happened in this particular game. But:

The bullpen might be in the Dodgers’ top ten problems, but it might not be. One cannot plan for a good bullpen. Shit is gonna happen, and good pitchers will suddenly be bad, and bad pitchers will suddenly be good.

if by “angry” you mean “not agreeing with you”, then yes.

I would improve the bullpen by giving Kuo confidence, Belisario a visa, and Lance Cormier a kick in the nuts.

/nothatseriousbutkindof

still upset with Cormier or just fearing his spring invitee clone army?

the army will rise

/nothatseriousbutkindof

Don’t care about Cormier. Sad about Kuo, kind of WTF about Belisario. I personally think that the bullpen is what it is: a crapshoot of NRI dudes who kind of work, don’t work, and do work. The end.

True or false: if a pitcher was any good, he’d be a starter.

I want to say true, kind of.

You can be really good but only have two pitches. Then you’re kind of bullpen4lyfe at that point.

My feeling is that for most of humanity, it is sorta-kinda true.

For most of humanity, if you are not good, you will go to the bullpen, where you will be good and not good, alternately, and seemingly at random, for years, until you are not good for too many years and then you will be out of a job.

And then there are the Mariano Riveras and Trevor Hoffmans of the world. I don’t know if Trevor Hoffman deserves the Hall of Fame simply because he didn’t suck for many, many, many, many years, but he might, and after a long, shitty day, I’d like to feel generous.

non-tender Kuo.

Guerra, Jansen, Elbert, Guerrier, Lindblom, Hawksworth, NRI done

Addition by Subtraction

Guerra
Jansen
Elbert
Lindblom
Tolleson
St.CLair
Guerrier

at some point I would like to see something like this. Maybe just a different left hander than St.Clair is all

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