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Clayton Kershaw Named 2011 Sportsman Of The Year By LA Sports Council

Add another honor to Clayton Kershaw's trophy case. The ace of the Dodgers has been named the 2011 Sportsman of the Year by the Los Angeles Sports Council. He will be presented with this award at the seventh annual LA Sports Awards on March 15 at Club Nokia at LA Live.

The Sportsman of the Year Award is given to "the local male athlete whose performance and character best exemplified the ideals of sportsmanship during the calendar year." Kershaw is the first Dodger to win the award.

LA Sports Awards Sportsmen Of The Year
Year Player Team
2011 Clayton Kershaw Dodgers
2010 Derek Fisher Lakers
2009 Pau Gasol Lakers
2008 Kobe Bryant Lakers
2007 David Beckham Galaxy
2006 Elton Brand Clippers
2005 Matt Leinart USC

For his efforts on and off the field in 2011, Kershaw was named an All-Star for the first time, he won the National League Cy Young Award, was the Dodgers' nominee for the Roberto Clemente Award, won a Gold Glove, was named to the Sporting News National League All-Star team, won the Warren Spahn Award given annually to the top left-handed pitcher in baseball, and was voted by his peers as the NL Outstanding Pitcher by the MLB Players Association.

The LA Sports Awards will air on Prime Ticket, with airing dates to be determined.

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Suck it Landon
I feel fairly confident in saying this

that Clayton Kershaw sure is a nice young man. His kin must be proud

I bet he doesn’t drink many caffeinated beverages.

yeah, I bet he doesnt even drink alcohol…. he is a straight edged kid forsure…. probably didnt go to one party in highschool.

He did not live a Varsity Blues life I bet.

I don’t want your life!

I don’t want…
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to wait for our lives to be over.

I've always been suspicious

of seemingly squeeky clean good guys. Not with Clayton. Real deal.

amen

I loves him much

If he drops to a knee

all bets are fuckin off

My favorite Martin

First and foremost, let me…

… praise my Lord and Savior for making me a lefty!

David Beckham won it in '07?

He’d only been in America half a year when they gave out the award

who knows… Fisher in 2010? what the hell did he do? By the way, whom did we draft Josie, and is he any good? when is Beckham gonna resign?

the Galaxy had last pick in both rounds, so the picks are…ehhh. MLS draft is becoming more and more like MLB draft, where you’re stocking the minors more than you’re filling holes on your roster.

Beckham. Who knows, he’s the new Brett Favre

Dodgers sucked, Clippers sucked, Angels and Lakers both out in first round of playoffs. John David Booty didn’t exactly capture the hearts and minds of LA.

Maybe the Avengers?

Does not compute

might as well have said Los Angeles Riptide, amirite?

Emma Peel captured my heart and mind.

Classic show done wrong by Val Kilmer and that awful group of people who call themselves screenwriters.

Nah, Val Kilmer ruined the other great series, The Saint.

Ralph Fiennes ruined The Avengers.

Thanks, I did misremember that.

I guess Man from Uncle will be the next series to be bewitched.

Are they still talking about Clooney for man from uncle?

I just wish them into the cornfield

Bride really hated The Saint for Elisabeth Shue’s portrayal of a quantum physicist. “I almost have cold fusion solved! It’s on these little pieces of paper! I just need an hour to figure out the correct order to put these little pieces of paper!”

seems fair to resent that

I love Mrs Shue, I still found it unwatchable.

what is it

attainable yet still hot?

sweet and a little slutty?

Homey and safe?

If she can go for the completely repugnant Nicolas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, she can go for me, too!

that’s it

my dad worked with the guy who wrote Leaving Las Vegas.

The question is

did he live Leaving Las Vegas?

I’m guessing she would not be a fan of the TV show Eureka

the saint was a tv show?

til

did your Google break

I only remember the val kilmer The Saint movie, and I loved it.

And he still stirs his tea anti-clockwise.

I’d have gone with Blake Griffin myself

In 2007?

Phil has always been a forward thinker

Hides in hole, I did some assumptional skipping

This kind of stuff drives me crazy

Apparently, you will be unable to watch Mariners games in Alaska.

I dated a girl in college from Alaska who was (and presumably is) a huge Mariners fan. If I understand this correctly, Alaksan fans who want to watch baseball will have to buy League Pass and then be able to watch all teams but the Mariners.

The MLB blackout policy is so dumb.

Give that man an extension

The weirdest part of the blackout policy is that teams are signing 15 year deals that continue it.

If baseball is only available on cable 15 years from now, it’s going to seriously hurt the sport’s ability to attract younger fans who will look to the web for everything.

your TV is going to also be your household’s hard drive and server soon, where you can access any tv station or website from any screen in the house wirelessly. Paying for NFL Sunday Ticket and MLB.tv full game packages will be the same thing.

except that won't be allowed to happen with the deals that jake is referencing

content providers are going to take everyone down with them before they will be willing to join the modern age.

sounds like the music industry

If the modern age is you don't have to pay for it

then yeah, they will take everyone down.

I would love to pay them

to be able to get my content in a modern forward thinking way. Instead they refuse to take my money.

i want to have a centralized server for my residence and be able to play my music, movies, and internet from any screen in the house. It’s not hard, just expensive right now. I want to play WoW on my TV without hooking up the cpu tower dammit.

wireless streaming to your tv can be done for under 200

but thats to just like… 1 tv

right. the potential of wireless information and services is still largely untapped.

I doubt I'll get

to the point of wanting more than 1 TV. My mother, by the time she died, had a TV in every room, always on the same channel

was she the architect?

If she was

then they’d all be the same thing, but they’d all be slightly different. Its like a TV version of “spot the differences.”

well if its just you no need for 2

I have my battlestation in the living room, my wife has her adequate tv in the room.

i want a second tv monitor next to my current one, but have no idea what i’d use it for.

Shut up, David.

as long as I have my Ipad to carry around I have no need for TV

If I had a separate TV I wouldn’t be able to have an opinion on Storage Wars or Millionaire Matchmaker.

seriously dude

millionare matchmaker? That is just not ok. That show makes me both want to vomit and put my fist through the tv at the same time. “hi i’m patty and i’m going to help people find love by being the biggest bitch in the room”

I like that you know about that.

I am going to have to hug G for not subjecting me to that shit when he gets home.

some of it was at my old apt the gfs controlled the tv

and my computer was in the living room so what can you do. Some of it is my wife still watches that crap. I refuse to be in the same room.

It’s amazing because she fails almost every single time, which makes me happy because she’s a terrible person.

I’m not a big TV watcher so I generally just cede control.

hah

I guess that works as a silver lining

I like

battlestation as a description

The MLB blackout policy is so dumb.

As a matter of policy anyone living in Alaska should be allowed to watch anything they want for free. Anything.

like an Alaska version of the AFN

If I lived in Alaska

I’d need the Alaskan version of the AMF

I think that’s how Palin’s daughter got knocked up

Also, she dumb, that’s how.

Well yeah, she drank an AMF.

serious? shit im moving to Alaska…. probably isnt anything to do over there but get wasted… my kind of state.

they also have no sun for part of the year.

Isn’t that made up for the 24 hour sun other parts of the year?

Robin Williams and Al Pacino told me so.

When I saw Insomnia, I was like, “WTF? That’s why they have blackout curtains. Big heavy curtains, no light gets through. Boom, darkness, you sleep.”

Then I went up north of the Arctic circle and saw the midnight sun. They had these thin sheets on the window. I didn’t catch a wink of sleep.

I completely changed my opinion of the movie.

HUMMMA

HERE I AM

Rock you like a mild sprinkling.

wasn't this addressed in the movie

that it was actually really dark and he was ust going bonkers

I was too angry to pay attention to what was actually happening in the movie.

baseball round the clock!

A friend if mine used to play in the Alaska summer league back in the 80’s. They would play games at midnight. Then, he’d go to the bar. The bars have to close for one hour each day, so at 5 AM they would throw everyone out. My buddy would get a newspaper and read for an hour, then go back in. He had no trouble sleeping (er,,,passing out.)

it is

but not being able to see the sun makes people a bit cray cray

You bet

I fucking hate standard time. I’d die in the northern latitudes

You’ll also die in the Altadena latitudes

I like to think

it was Palin who got knocked up but covered it up by pinning it on her daughter

and the father was an elk

I like to think it was Michael Palin that got knocked up because someone didn’t know he was called Dennis.

The whole state is a reality show.

Dorah The Explorah

Dora the Explorer goes to Bora Bora, shouts, Tora! Tora! Tora!

...and then blows it

…by screaming Bonzai!

Lights a menorah, sees the Aurora with Richie Sambora and Cat Cora while listening to “Shake Senora.”

Dancing the hora?

And perhaps putting some of the local flora in an amphora.

and drinking the wine with old Cat Cora

damn it, Cat was already used

Too bad in Japan they don’t pronounce it Sayonora

Melvin Mora?

in the south they say Zorro(a)

on the flora

and how about you fauna, ya wanna?

Table fail?

Not showing up for you?

Or did the commenter say something to draw your ire? :)

Ned just signed Jose Mesa.

Man, I loved Jose Mesa.

What are your thoughts on Omar Vizquel?

He’s a spark plug.

He has potential

Let’s wait a couple years

So you weren’t an Indians fan is what you’re saying.

When I started playing roto fantasy baseball as a freshman in high school, jose Mesa was a solid mid-late round pick!

Because anyone who saw the 97 world series knew to stay the hell away :)

And today I learned Mesa had a big league job in 2007.

The first two rows render white text on white background for me, so they appear as if they are blank. (I see the text black when I select it.)

Weird

What browser are you using?

I didn't realize until I opened the article in the editor that the background in those rows is supposed to be blue!

Firefox.
I just now edited the thing, copying the bgcolor specification into the td tag (my terminology is likely AFU) and leaving it in the tr tag. It renders correctly for me now.

c'mon Dave

Babies know that. You know what that makes you? A fetus!

cells and rows and tables can GF themselves
Throw in hashes

and I’m with you

When something seems as perfect as Clayton seems to be I can’t help but feel that were being duped. I’m a strong believer that when something seems to good to be true it always is.

as far as what? his baseball skill seems real, does anything else matter?

“the local male athlete whose performance and character best exemplified the ideals of sportsmanship during the calendar year.”

Awarded to man who got a divorce because he cheated too much.

is there such a thing as cheating to little?

No, but there’s cheating within acceptable limits in some relationships.

if its within acceptable limits

then it shouldn’t be reffered to as cheating

Extramarital activities?

we are all adults here(no we aren't)

SEX

there was a polyamorous couple on Nightline last night, reminded me of Berkeley

I listen to Dan Savage’s podcast every week. Poly is discussed just about every single episode. I’m at the point that I’m no longer surprised/shocked by it. It just seems like another way to live.

Not my way, of course. I only have eyes for Bride.

this was a previously monogamous couple, but the man dude didn’t want to have a kid, so he suggested his wife take up another lover, and they all live under the same roof

Wanna make sure I follow: so she had a kid with dude #2 and now all four of them — woman, dude #1, dude #2, and kid — all live under the same roof? Is that what’s happening?

yes

so dude #2 and wife take care of baby, and dude #1 just what, hangs out with wife sometimes?

Where does she find the time?

she schedules intimacy time with both lovers (seriously) and they sort of raise the kid village style (kid is a toddler now). Dude #1 now apparently likes the kid, now that he’s a person.

OK, so dude #1 has changed his mind about raising kids now that the kid is here? I retract my statement below.

now there is just the awkward “say hello to Uncle Bob” talk when the kids asks questions in a couple years.

I imagine the awkward part

will be the kid having to deal with everyone else who will give him shit about it.

right, but now he’s helping to raise some other guys kid, and that other guy occasionally has sexual relations with his wife

Yeah, THAT part I think is OK after listening to too much Dan Savage.

It’s the “I don’t want kids but I will live in the same house with you while you have a baby” that didn’t make any sense to me.

ditto

minus the savage part

This is unamerican

lets burn them at the steak. Mmmmm steak. Shut up stake.

I didn’t think anyone there was married.

I’m sure at least one pairing has signed domestic partnership papers

You're probably right.

Even if they haven’t, this is a palimony state. They lived together long enough to be “common law”.

I was under the impression there is no “common law” in California.

Most states, including California, DO NOT recognize common law marriage. Colorado, Rhode Island, Washington, DC, and a handful of others do acknowledge common law marriage.

funnily enough, most states don’t recognize common law, but DO have illicit cohabitation laws on the books.

Given that you can get palimony, does it really matter? I guess you don’t get next-of-kin privileges?

My opinion there: That is not going to work out for Dude #1. The reason you don’t want to have a kid is that you don’t want to raise a kid. That is OK. There is nothing wrong with not wanting kids.

But if you live in the house with the kid and the kid knows you are having a romantic relationship with mommy and you are always around, you are raising a kid.

I think Dude #1 now wants a kid and the woman doesn’t want any more kids.

I don't really see how that solves the I don't want kids problems

now there are kids everywhere, but none of them are his. Do the kids actually just leave him alone? I mean their still gonna be loud and obnoxious, cause, ya know, their human. Her 2nd husband was human right?

yes, he wasn’t a cat

The house looked pretty fucking big. These folks had some serious dough. Or serious debt.

well thats one way to solve that problem

Most people would just hire a Manny

I saw that, sort of. Was doing other things while it was on. But those two guys came off as pretty damn wimpy. Esp the first paramour. No wonder she needed more.

Bet you were watching for Ty Pennington though.

I was using my rabbit ears (only way I can utilize the HDTV in my room) and was flipping back and forth between 30 Rock reruns and Nightline. Then I saw that wimpy bloke who let a more attractive guy get it on with his partner and I was like “Oh, Berkeley”

Robert Heinlein is wondering what is the big deal. When is the world going to grow up.

I'm past the morality part of it

and into the logistics part

I've told this story before but

My co-worker’s son met his now-wife on the set of Starship Troopers. In the shower scene.

I have never been to one of those parties

well, that’s not exactly true, but HJ don’t roll that way

From knowing the type of people that do I learned I don’t wanna be one of those people.

marriage is complicated enough

I’ve never met a person who does. That I know of.

I know someone who once was a second (the piece on the side, if you will). She knew (and liked) the wife, she knew (and liked) the wife’s boyfriend. After about a year, the husband and wife broke it off with their pieces on the side to focus on each other for a bit, but it all seemed amicable. Don’t know how it worked out after that.

I have more than my hands full figuring out how to relate to one woman. Two or more?? No way.

JMO – any woman who gets into a relationship with a professional celebrity and expects them to behave like the other 99% of the people is simply living in a world that does not exist. I’ve no doubt many understand this so this must be the level of little – too much.

That is an allegation, not proven… I dont think.

it doesn’t matter either way, right?

hell nah, shit Kobe got 5 rings, he can do what he wants…. 105 women, divided by 5 rings… thats 21 women per ring… that sounds about right.

during the calendar year

That divorce didn’t happen in 2008. Neither was he in Eagle, CO that year.

I know im in the minority, but the character shit means nothing to me. I wouldnt even know who the hell Clayton Kershaw is if he wasnt a Dodger and very good baseball player, so his character, whatever…. For me Character is measured in rings and banners haha

so Kershaw sucks then

Okay

but this thread is discussing his award, or I think it is.

Give it a few minutes

and it’ll be discussing taco trucks and FIrefly.

There was an episode of Firefly that had a bunch of cows in it. Think of all the tacos you could make!

(Figured I’d combine the two.)

Actually there was two episodes, but the other was only briefly at the end.

/geek

Oh who am I kidding, that never turns off.

Its cool and all he’s a really great person, doesnt hurt at all…. but im just answering Phil that if his character isnt for real, thats ok with me…. as long as his skill in baseball is real. That what I meant.

No

Skills and/or egos are measured in rings and banners.

yeah, skills, thats what I meant.

Kershaw, sportsmanship

I do remember Clayton telling a player that, “he’d find out tomorrow night” and then plunking him.

after he qualified for the win of course :)

it was sporting

of Kid K to warn him of his impending doom

Punking Gerardo Parra is well within the realm of being a good sport.

BRING THAT SHIT TO ME

CLAYTON CAN HANDLE IT

BECAUSE HE IS A MAN

It's like you're a Dback fan right now

I’m starting to get a better picture of who uschris is. I feel like once I understand someone, I get along with them a lot better. I’m starting to get there with you. I don’t agree with you, but at least I’m starting to get you.

USCCHris is an Arkansas boy living in Southern California

Keith would like a word with you

haha, ok, could be true… but why? Arkansas is full of assholes that just care about winning?

Nah, Arkansas is full of good people, who like to get wasted, watch college football, and laugh. As with any state also has some assholes, but for the most part you go to Arkansas, I think you’d meet your folk.

sounds pretty cool actually, but thats ALL they like is college football? I like more then that.

Phil is thinking of Kansas. If all you want to do is drink, smoke, and fuck, Kansas is the state for you.

Cannot make any guarantees of the quality of any of those three activities.

Hey now, I have excellent friends in Kansas and all they do is fuck.

If people in Kansas didn’t fuck, I wouldn’t be here

You fuck one Kansan

but see, Arkansas, nor Kansas, has the quality weed we do, so there lies the issue….. thats why Im bringing that Arkansas/Kansas mentality to the San Fernando Valley baby, so I can have it all!!

Now all I need is snow… not the Sheen kind, but real, actual snow once in a while would be cool.

OHHH, then you want Indiana.

Speaking of which

Joe, are you still in Naperville? I hear 8 inches of snow today in Chicago

I saw the snow was coming so I got out on the 6:45AM before it really started falling

Trouble was I didn’t get to bed until after 2AM.

Waking up drunk after a few hours of sleep, showering, packing, and hustling through an airport is a terrible thing I do way too often

you seem to drink alot

eat alot

travel alot

yet not cheat alot… hmmmm, HJ is a good man, and clearly not a professional athlete.

My sister has a great story

of being in Berlin, drinking until 5 am, then catching a 7m am flight for LA. She said people were leaning away from her the booze smell was so bad.

In Berlin the smell leans on you

I’ll rec that.

that is awesome

I used to be a big proponent of pouring oneself onto a plane.

You know what you get with uchris. I like that about him

you can at least respect the consistency.

a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a little mind

well sure, but at least you know where he’s coming from with each and every thing he says. As opposed to people who change their stance on things depending on who they talked to last.

sorry about that

I like to think of a changing stance as someone who is open to being educated about a misconception on their part.

Sure, but not back and forth and back and forth. That’s what I thought “who they talked to last” was getting at.

I just felt like using the quote

i’ve not heard it before, so thank you. whose is it?

Ralph Waldo

Ahhh, [swirls wine, sips] interesting.

I just dont get the fascination people have with who someone is character wise that they dont even know…. why does that give me a little mind… I mean maybe I do have a little mind, in my huge ass head, shit, lord knows ive smoked enough weed, but just because I dont give 2 shits about the character of a player that I dont know, but is on my favorite team that I just want to see win, what is so little minded about that??

Doesn’t, as Joe said he just wanted to use the quote.

yeah - I was on a binge last night and I was all over Whitman and Emmerson

My fav Whitman “Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes”

I think it compliments the Hobgoblin quote nicely

and yes, I contradict myself all the time

Also, the Hobgoblin was the hobgoblin of Peter Parker’s mind.

Dickens was larger, with yet more multitudes. But he didn’t say so.

But he made us put up with all that David Copperfield kind of crap.

it was the worst of times and the worst of times

That said, I don’t like rooting for assholes.

What if Griffin turns out to be an asshole? What if he wins 5 titles with Clippers? it would lose its luster?

Yes, he’s already starting to bug me with his theatrics, just play the game quit acting like a pussy.

Just curious, real question. How many superstar players were truely a good person? Would you say its the same amount as the asshole ones?

I would guess there are fewer humble elite athletes than there are d-bag elite athletes.

my guess as well.

thats what I think… and I think its because to become truely great, you need that cocky, arrogant, asshole side to become great…. so thats why I dont mind it in a player…. You have to be full of yourself to fullfil your potential…. OR, maybe its their skill and being so good that leads them to being an asshole.

I think you can know that you’re really good at something but if you have someone to check you from being a giant asshole or something else that will make you humble, then you have the chance to not be BronBron.

Wayne Gretzky was a great athlete and a fine human being.

He's Canadian

we all know they’re freaks of nature.

/dontreallyknowthat

I don’t need a “good” person, just don’t want to actively root for an asshole. Was not a fan of being a Dodger fan during the Brown / Sheffield years.

I don’t care about humble, I don’t really believe any elite athlete is humble unless they truly believe the gift came from God.

I don’t consider marital infidelity a sign of an asshole. I’m not sure how to define an asshole but I know when I see it.

It just seems that so many successful people in life, money wise, power wise, whether its sports, business, acting, producing, politics, whatever, are assholes… So the question is, is it their arrogant, asshole personality that drove them to their success, or is it their success that drove them to their personality? I dont know the answer.

I guess it could be either way for some of them, maybe a little of both.

almost every successful person I know

who made their fortune themselves is refreshingly humble

maybe I have been lucky, but that has truly been my experience

who made their fortune themselves

That is a key caveat. For the rest of us, to succeed in the corporate world, you do need to be in touch with your inner asshole, and know how and when to draw upon that. It is a weapon to be used judiciously, but there are those occasion when it is what you must do. (And that is very frequently, or almost always, up the hierarchy, not down.)

I haven’t met a lot of assholes though the world seems to be full of them.

I haven’t met one Dodger who I would classify as an asshole even though my first question to them is always “Why do people think you are an asshole”?

EXCEPT YOU RICH DONNELLY

You never met

Larry Bowa?

Yes, when I asked him that question he said “because they confuse me with Lenny Dykstra”, we both laughed, had some beers, and talked about beavers. Great guy

You know, I am torn on whether or not this is a true story. I mean, that is a great question to ask Larry Bowa.

uh-oh
I you think for even a second this was a true comment now I’m worried about the gullibles.

flip-floppers!

I prefer

Thongs

I prefer thongs too, they look very nice on certain women.

…not those kind of thongs?

versatile word

Use it as a verb.

I sure thonged that dental floss last night.

actually, the verb form of thong is archaic and means to whip or flog

My sentence still holds.

(sings)

….and now you show everybody that you wear a thong
peekin’ out above your waistband, somehow it seems wrong
i guess you don’t mind, i guess you don’t mind, that the whole world can see
The fabric you pull down when you gotta pee

Dumps like a truck. Truck truck.

You said it better than me :)

mostly unfiltered and sometimes purposefully provocative

I should have asked you what to do with these chicken parts before I threw them away. I am ashamed.

I don’t always eat the parts, but try to at least eat the liver right then and there

cooked up fast and simple like

Sometimes saute’d in a pan, other times wrapped in foil and placed on the grill. You can also skewer them yaki tori style. Always well seasoned, sometimes with pepper. It is a great snack with a slug of wine, while you wait for the rest of the bird to cook

my dad used to cook them for the cats. i think the cats would enjoy them. but they’re currently sleeping on Gs clothing. Apparently his clothing > mine.

god damn it. I just washed those.

When cats are in the house you must do one of two things. Keep them out of your room where your clothes are or put your clothes away right away and in a dresser with heavy drawers they can’t open.

Or kill the cats.

no it’s clothing you haven’t washed. apparently bodhi now likes you more. koufax is sleeping on top of the sheet monster he slayed.

i have spent the last 4 months playing with bodhi every single time we enter the same room so he doesn’t hate me. It’s been paying off lately.

well

everytime i try and play with him your cat comes in like the enemy of fun and ruins it!

bodhi seems to just want to know that you know he’s there. if you play with Koufax and mix in a pet with bodhi he’s happy.

Gary has become the Cat Whisperer

Almomst all of my training is in behavioral studies, apparently it works for cats too.

how does it work on PHD candidates?

I PLEAD THE FIF

Too late, I drank the fifth. Your pleading will get you nowhere.

Pleading Sex

The best or the worst

Is there any other kind?

Apparently scheduled.

We will find out if you direct her to the school that you want her to goto without her knowing you did so.

she knows my first choice of school for her PhD is whatever school will make her happy and progress her career the most, in that order.

she also knows I was disappointed when UCLA didn’t work out and am now pulling for Oxford.

I believe this to be true of pets but particularly of cats

and I say this with no experience but no matter how many times you treat them nicely, the cat like the One Ring, knows their true master and will always always prefer them to anyone else.

Yeah, I can pick up Bodhi without him spazzing out and destroying everything in his path. I win.

Definitely true for dogs as well. We had three dogs and three humans in our house for a number of years and it was quite clear what the human/dog pairs were.

thankfully bodhi still jumps on me at 4 in the morning when he’s hungry. i’d feel bad for you if you got both cats.

put them in crates

works wonders with my dogs. Maybe I shouldn’t so I actually get up at 7

you’ll get up at 4, but bright side, 3 hours of extra video game time.

I don't have to go to work till 10

so if I get up at 7…

6 HOURS OF VIDEO GAMES

dude, when is GTA 5 coming out? still no date?

probably next year

who cares, Diablo 3 is almost out!

SWTOR is out!

and its glorious!

it killed my entire WoW server.

yeah but isnt that a role playing game?

yeah, and i understand if that isn’t your thing.

could be, are all role playing games like the game in Tom Hanks BIG? Where you give the command what to do, but then the computer actually does it for you? Instead of going up to it yourself and pressing a bunch of buttons to kill it?

no

Diablo 3 is an action rpg which means you retain complete control over the movement of your character. So when you hit the “a” button or whatever you just shoot off a fireball in the direction of whereever your pointing and so on.

Great
I married a 13 year old

hah

love that commercial.

LEEEEROOOY JENKKKIINNNSSss
heh

my dog always sleeps on my sweaters if I don’t hang them up, and I never do

If I don't hang up my clothes

my younger dog shreds them

I'm thankful my dogs are not destructive
I wish my puppy wasnt

tho she’s two now, so its hard to call her a puppy. She shreds pillows, mangles fingers, fights dogs. She’s my little black nightmare. Second training lesson is Saturday.

Willard Mitt on traveling with dogs

“This is a completely air-tight kennel, mounted on the top of our car," Romney says in the ad.

http://www.newser.com/story/137319/treatment-of-family-dog-seamus-dogs-mitt-romney.html

Nothing stated about whether he provides the dog with scuba gear.

Clear what the problem is
she’s two now … Second training lesson is Saturday.

Marty tardy.

Yes, kidneys, liver, and such goes to the cats.

lucky cats

cook that shit fast, get some carmelization on the surface, bust out a chunk of crusty bread, eat like we did before we became soft

I like to take the leftover chicken parts, show them to the cat, look them straight in their dead eyes and say “this could have been yours” as I throw it away.

Hannibal Lechter

Has a cookbook for you :)

Like a Chimay.

I do love Trappist Monks

Much better Belgian export than mayonnaise on fries.

Character always matters

Just ask Lebowski.

If you put “silverwidow” with quotations in Google Images, it’s basically everything I’ve posted here. Hilarious.

Just don’t do it past the point where you need glasses.

lmao at the first picture

a picture of medical cannabis

I now have a new movie that I simply must see

an Indian movie called Singham.

All I have seen is this scene, and this is right up there with Crank for me in the “so terrible it’s great” category.

The dialogue seems a bit weak.

You talking about the movie or this comment section?

awesome! that Indian Robot looks even better.

Recorded Red Riding ’80 last night. Incredibly, had not heard of the trilogy until on TBLA last week. I have become less nekulturny!

Worth watching? I almost put it in my NetFlix queue based on TBLA

I watched the first of the 3 (In the year of our Lord ’74) last week. Very dark, very bloody English, absolutely loved it.

they're all great. the first one is really good.

it IS very dark. (Sometimes literally. Quite a murky film.) But really great.

Lakers’ Steve Blake has a fracture in rib area. Anyone have any idea how long he will be out?

day to day

Aren’t we all?

If Kobe had this injury, he’d play….just sayin.

it’s the cartilage that connects his ribs to his sternum. considering that a lot of contact in basketball happens with torsos, fuck that

Kobe is toughest athlete non – football this town has ever had.

For the record, Kobe would be playing with the bad toe McRoberts has, the chorro that Murphy had, and even if his wife was having twins…. he’d play with all 3 combined too, and the rib injury…. this is why I love you so Kobe!!!

By the way, Kobe said his wrist is feeling better, and will be fine for the playoffs… god dammit Kobe, you arent human!!!

I dunno, some of those hockey dudes are pretty damn tough.

That said, Kobe is one tough mofo.

almost certainly not playing the two games this weekend.

Now you get to see how lousy 2nd round point guards are

RELEASE THE KAPONO

Come on Phil, give us Mo williams already!

Sorry but Mo wants to play for a winner

haha, 8-4 isnt winning enough? dam.

Lakers will just move Lamar to the point.

Maybe they knew that Lamar had become a TV Star and was no longer into basketball. Is he still blowing chunks with the Mav’s, I missed the game last night against the Celts.

yeah he is still not doing that well…. looks like a good move to dump by the Lakers but who knows how much he is still shaken by not being in LA, or wanted by the Lakers. Or also learning the system in Dallas.

She tweeted it but I am now leaving the room
Alyssa Milano
Ummmm. Anyone have any tips for a baby biting down on your nipple while breastfeeding? #SomethingNewEveryDay

formula.

yeah, no.

uh oh, discord on what to feed the kittens

of course

if a baby has teeth, probably time to move to bottles. Hahaha.

the euros will let that kid suckle until he shaves

In all seriousness:

Spawn was breastfed/bottle fed on breast milk until she was a year and ready for cow’s milk.

Folly was breastfed/bottle fed on breast milk until Bride said enough of this shit and we switched to formula.

so the answer is the pump

If Maddz wants to have any kind of a career at all and children, she will either have to invest in a pump or in formula. Or take a year off of working, I guess. There is no way to breastfeed a child and do a job.

some new agey jobs have breast feeding rooms next to the breakroom

Pump rooms, not breastfeeding rooms, usually.

there is a couch in my office

laughed out loud on that one

Seriously

this a couch in HJ’s office.

Our first was on breastmilk/bottled breastmilk exclusively for about 8 months, and then nursed once at night til he was about a year. The baby’s almost six months now and we’re I’m ready to move on to formula.

I. Just. Can’t.

my first thought would end my political career

“Let me kiss it and make it feel better” ???

What worked for us

is shouting “STOP BITING THE NIPPLE, THAT IS DADDY’S JOB” until the baby screamed.

Get a new baby, obviously.

Perform the google search carefully.

well this died as soon as I got here
rally killer

Bobby Down is worse than a strikeout after a leadoff double.

but not worse then a home run

i never agreed with that. a rally is meant to score runs, a home run scores runs.

nobody does

my high school coach once told a kid his home run was a rally killer (we had runner on 2nd and 1 out). I was just in amazement. “coach, he gave me a 2 run lead”… “Home runs are rally killers unless they come with two outs”.

The 3 greatest rally killers of all time

Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and some ass named Bonds

Not a Cookie Rojas in the bunch

Death, where is thy sting?

What fresh hell is this?

Studies have shown that after a home runs clears the bases, fewer runs are driven in by the next two hitters.

Well yeah, they scored already.

The difference between a bases loaded home run and and bases loaded double is smaller than you’d expect it to be but it’s still better to hit dingers.

Really Reg, you actually gave a measured reply to my snark?

I’ve been watching progress bars move for the last week I’m not thinking right.

Studies have shown that pitchers have a higher ERA pitching out of the stretch than the windup.

Chew on that

Studies have shown that in total, more runs are scored in games that I’m not watching than in games I am watching.

Captain Contest!

he’s a hero. Gonna take this…oh

and kids, as long as you stand off to the side, you don’t risk getting hot oil shot in your eye

Captain Kangaroo

What do I win?

You win

A haircut just like the Cap’t.

It would appear that Justin Bieber is left-handed.

Bleep. Blorp. The tip turns orange when I am angry. Bleep. Blorp.

I thought the My Drunk Kitchen girl was gay.

she is? what’s her phone number? I figured the guy in the drunk baking episode was her boyfriend.

Nope, she doesn’t call herself a giant homo in her bio anymore but

She enjoys long meandering walks, impromptu dance parties, artisanal cheeses, and ladies.
I'm going to marry this woman
She mentioned eating meat and I was immediately enthralled — a lesbian from New York by way of San Francisco that isn’t lacto-ovo resistant? — She is the perfect woman. Though she does have some opinions on the matter.

I guess since I’m ineligible you have dibs.

Selena shall never hear of this.

Clayton Kershaw is the perfect example of what baseball should be
Why is Mammoth Mountain bombarding my inbox with ski and stay packages?

when we both know that there is more snow on the year old chicken in my freezer than there is on that damned mountain

Both are man made

and there’s more of that on Mammoth

Mountain High can be seen from the entire Antelope Valley, I’m not sure how anyone can ski right now

how much does one of the man made snow makers cost… Thats what I need.

we can make mountains now?

Yes, but the the ones made in France are using industrial grade silicone, so you have to be careful.

christinahendricks.jpg

Dave does that better than you do

Well, I am still chasing the dream of mediocrity.

And how is living under the trestle at Aviation and Rosecrans going for you?

It’s perfect, except that the cars do not stop at that corner. My shit keeps getting thrown all over the place.

Meanwhile, from the Don't try this at Home file:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/10/penis-tattoo_n_1195324.html?ref=weird-news?hpweird=y

I will need to be paid if I am going to click on that link. I’m not gonna do it for fun.

It could very well haunt your dreams if you do.

JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ME TO DRINK, RAILWAY?

HOW MUCH?

I like that this question is asked by “railway”.

Good news

My neighbor Jason survived surgery, still in an induced coma, but prognosis is better. I’m fairly certain I’ll be able to beat him in horse for a few years. The Gurnee hook shot and the Wilt underhand free throw always did him in.

Phil, that is great news, for him the family, and you.

that's good to hear

Good news so far. Nice to hear.

That is good news, very good, will keep fingers crossed on his recovery!
Reading link about Casey Blake on MLBTR, I suddenly became upset that he signed with Rockies

(not really upset, more just wishing he’d signed with an AL club so I could still root for him.)

Given that he’s supposedly (accent on supposedly) healthy now, makes me also worried he’ll be great for a division rival. But just as likely he’ll get hurt again and not be much use.

On other hand, still would’ve rather brought him back than signed Adam Kennedy. whatever that’s worth.

The only non HOF 3B who has had 200 PA and an OPS+ over 100 at age 38 or older is Graig Nettles. I wouldn’t worry too much.

How many 3B over 38 got to hit in Coors Field as their home park? ;-)

doesn’t OPS+ adjust for that?

… one of Humma’s laws …

And Nettles could never even spell his name right! ;)

But yeah, the Coors factor may help him. Still, it’s more a nostalgia thing (I like Blake) than a realistic thing…

Healthy, or Best Shape of His Life?

Well I am glad this national nightmare is over

Per the NY Post – Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have patched things up.

“Baby I promise, I’ll only autograph bats from now on for you.”

Gift basket budget was getting tight.

Is it a guarantee that Dee Gordon leads off this year?

I’m getting some Juan Pierre flashbacks…

death and taxes

If only

Gordin could channel the younger Pierre years

and lets be honest

Juan Pierre as a shortstop would have been a heck of a player even as a Dodger

first and foremost I am not Dave Young,

secondly when taking a shit on a player by comparing him to JP positional awareness is probably warranted

Positional awareness has nothing to do with batting order though.

Pierre batting 8th was easier to take than batting 1st.

JP as a SS is Hall of Fame type shit

His arm wouldn’t have been strong enough to play short either.

Holy shit, Dwight Howard’s line tonight.

45 points, 23 rebounds against Golden State.

21 for 39 from the FT line, new NBA record* for FT attempts in a game.

*Regular season; tied Shaq in Game 2 of the 2000 Finals

Hack-A-Dwight

About 25 of those FTs were intentional fouls as soon as he crossed half court

Impressed with the qty of free throws not so much with the % of them going in. This is not a surprise, new coach for the Golden State Warriors brought out the Hack a Jordan on opening night before the 2nd half was warm. At 3 – 7, this does not seem to be working out.

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