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Dodgers 2012 Minor League Countdown: 120 - 111

Here is the next part of my prospect countdown with another group of borderline players who were not good enough to make the top half of my list. Don't get me wrong there are still some intriguing names in this bunch, but there are also a few guys who have disappointed of late and have dropped quite a bit from previous years. Enjoy.

120. Casio Grider, SS/2B (120 games in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 14th round
6’1”, 165 lbs, 24.5 years old, bats right handed
.230 average, .670 OPS, 2 HR’s, 25 RBI’s, 31 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 114; Pre 2010 Rank: 118; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Drafted out of Newberry College in the 14th round, Logan White called Grider a tools guy who is a bit raw and very athletic. He was named as the faster runner in the Dodgers 2009 draft by Baseball America, and runs a 6.5 second 60. Grider spent his first two seasons as pro in the rookie leagues, and while he didn’t do a whole lot at the plate he did show off his speed with a combined 44 stolen bases. That got Casio promoted to the Loons in 2011 where got a chance to regularly at 2nd base. He also played some outfield and shortstop, but his fielding % at shortstop was atrocious so that’s not really an option for him going forward. That being said I've heard he's an exciting player to watch as he will make the occasional spectacular play on defense, but he simply tends to make too many errors. In terms of his offense performance with Great Lakes, Grider had his worst year yet with a .230 average and a paltry .670 OPS, but he continued to show good speed with a team high 31 stolen bases. It’s going to take more than stolen bases to prove that Casio has what it takes to become a true prospect, however, so the 24 year old is going to have to show some offensive spark soon or risk getting released. He will probably get a chance to play for the Quakes in 2012 where he’ll try in improve in the hitter friendly California League.

119. Leonel Beras, LHP (No stats in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 10/22/07
5’11”, 145 lbs, 20.75 years old
Did not play in 2011
Pre 2011 Rank: 71; Pre 2010 Rank: 96; Pre 2009 Rank: 34

Leonel Beras disappeared in 2011 and I’m not sure why. According to his player page on the milb.com website he has been on the ineligible list for all 2011, but that could mean a variety of things. It’s a shame too because Beras was coming off of an outstanding season in 2010 as he posted a 2.26 ERA over 71.2 innings in the DSL with a minuscule .178 batting average against, so he was all but assured a promotion to a US based league in 2011. In terms of his background, Beras made his professional debut as a 17 year old in the DSL in 2008 and was very impressive. While he only threw 20.2 innings that year, he had a 2.18 ERA as a 17 year old. However in 2009 he was unable to find the plate as he walked 20 batters and was limited to just 14 innings. That led to a 7.07 ERA and a terrible WHIP. Moving ahead to 2010, Beras rebounded nicely in his 3rd season with the DSL Dodgers. He ranked 2nd in the league with 8 wins and also placed among the Dodger minor league leaders in several pitching categories. That brings us up to date given that he didn’t pitch in 2011. I’ve always been alarmed at Beras small stature, but he put up such great stats in 2010 that I couldn’t help but give him a solid ranking last year. I’m still holding out hope that he’ll return to the Dodgers in 2012, and since he’s still just 20 years old he is still ahead of the game if he plays in the Arizona Rookie League next season.

Follow the jump for #'s 118 - 111

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118. Lance Zawadzki, SS/2B/3B (91 games in AAA in 2011)
Signed as a minor league free agent in Dec 2011
5’11”, 195 lbs, 26.75 years old, switch hitter
.233 average, .671 OPS, 8 HR’s, 40 RBI’s, 15 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Originally signed by the Padres as their 4th round pick in the 2007 draft, spring training invitee Lance Zawadzki still qualifies for my prospect ranking because he is just 26 years old and has accumulated just 35 at bats in the big leagues. After spending four seasons in the Padres organization and making his professional debut in 2010, Zawadzki was claimed off waivers by the Royals in November of 2010 and played the entire 2011 season in AAA with the Storm Chasers where he hit .233 with 8 homers, stole 15 bases, and posted a .671 OPS. He spent most of the year at shortstop, but also played 21 games at 3rd base and 4 games at 2nd base. That apparently wasn’t good enough for the Royals as Kansas City released him this past October, but the Dodgers though he was worth a shot so they signed him in November. Heading into 2012, Lance doesn’t really have a chance to make the Dodgers big league roster as his OB% over the past two years has been under .300 and he doesn’t offer much speed or power. That being said I’m sure he’ll be a big part of the AAA team in Albuquerque, and given his experience he will probably serve as an emergence insurance policy in case injuries plague Los Angeles.

117. Elian Herrera, OF (116 games in AA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 5/14/03
5’11”, 190 lbs, 27 years old, switch hitter
.278 average, .749 OPS, 3 HR’s, 35 RBI’s, 33 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 123; Pre 2010 Rank: 89; Pre 2009 Rank: 109

Signed way back in 2003, Elian Herrera is one of the longest tenured Dodger minor leaguers. He moved slowly through the system over his 7 minor league seasons, but in 2010 he finally made into the higher levels as he split the year between AA and AAA. Unfortunately, Herrera didn’t really have a very good showing at either level as he combined to hit just .254 with a .693 OPS. In 2011 Herrera returned to AA and that is where he played for the entire season. The switch hitter improved virtually all aspects of his game in his second go-around with the Lookouts and continued to show off his good speed with a team high 33 stolen bases. He also posted a solid strikeout to walk ratio. In the field he continued to be a super utility man, spending a significant amount of time at shortstop, 2nd base, 3rd base, and in the outfield. That being said, Herrera was one of the Lookouts’ oldest players so his success was almost to be expected. As we head to 2012, I’m really not even sure if Herrera will be back in the Dodgers organization because he has enough years to qualify as a minor league free agent and I’ve yet to see that he’s re-signed with the club. He spent this past offseason in the Dominican Winter League and hit .311 over 38 games with a .799 OPS. Here is a clip of him from November. If he does return to the Dodgers, he should get promoted to AAA where he’ll continue to be a valuable utility man.

116. Alexis Aguilar, SS/2B (45 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 4/8/08
5’11”, 162 lbs, 20.75 years old, bats right handed
.307 average, .789 OPS, 4 HR’s, 34 RBI’s, 14 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 125; Pre 2010 Rank: 123; Pre 2009 Rank: 135

Alexis Aguilar is a young infielder from Venezuela who signed with the Dodgers in 2008. After hitting just .211 in his debut season, Aguilar showed some improvement in the DSL in 2009. That wasn’t enough to warrant a promotion to a US based league as he started the 2010 season back in the Dominican Summer League, but a hot start earned him a rare mid-season promotion from the DSL to the Arizona League, where he spent the rest of the season. Aguilar continued his climb through the system in 2011 as he spent the season in the Pioneer League. He played all over the infield for the Raptors, but got the majority of his starts and 2nd base and posted an ugly fielding % of about .900. At the plate Alexis had his best season to date, posting career highs in every offensive category. He was especially effective against right handed pitchers, and also had a torrid month of July where he hit .380 over 21 games with an OPS of .999. His one downfall was his walk rate, as he took a base on balls in just 2.6% of his plate appearances. The good news, however, is that he struck out in just 13.8% of plate appearances. Overall Aguilar will need to improve his defense, but he seems to be on track to make it to full season league next season as a 20 year old. I foresee him in a Loons uniform for 2012 which should provide him a true test of his offensive skills.

115. Bladimir Franco, 3B/OF (40 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 7/6/07
6’1”, 172 lbs, 21 years old, bats right handed
.211 average, .599 OPS, 3 HR’s, 19 RBI’s, 0 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 69; Pre 2010 Rank: 36; Pre 2009 Rank: 30

Bladimir Franco was signed by the Dodgers in 2007 when he was just 16 years old, and made his professional debut in the DSL in 2008. While he hit just .169 back in 2008, he lead the team with 5 homers as a 17 year old so that is what put him on the map for me. In 2009 Franco had one of the best seasons for the Dominican Dodgers in recent memory with 9 homers, a .282 average, and an .880 OPS; and did all of that as an 18 year old. That earned Franco a promotion for the Arizona League in 2010, but since then his career has stalled. Over the past two seasons, both spent in Arizona, Franco has hit a combined .217 with an OPS of .600 while striking out in over one third of his plate appearances. One positive is that he improved his 3rd base defense in 2011 and also showed some versatility by playing some right field, but overall the negatives outweigh the positives. Still just 21 years old, Franco will probably spend 2012 with the Ogden Raptors where he’ll try and get something going in the hitter friendly Pioneer League. To do so, however, he’ll definitely need to improve his contact rate.

114. Gregory Pena, OF (61 games in DSL in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 11/1/09
6’0”, 175 lbs, 20.25 years old, switch hitter
.303 average, .830 OPS, 3 HR’s, 31 RBI’s, 23 SB's
Pre 2011 Rank: 132; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Gregory Pena was apparently born in New York, but must have moved out of the USA at some point because he wasn’t subject to the MLB draft. Instead, he was signed by the Dodgers as an international free agent and made his professional debut in the Dominican Summer League in 2010. During his first season Pena severed as the Dodgers main center fielder, but he didn’t do much at the plate as he hit just .212 for the season. He did show some positive qualities, however, which led me to write last season that “he’ll be one of the players I watch closely in the DSL next year because I believe he’s a candidate to move up to the Arizona League in 2012.” Pena proved me right during his sophomore campaign as he led the Dominican Dodgers in almost every significant offensive category. His 31 RBI’s were tops on the team, and he ranked 1st in average (.303), OB% (.389), SLG (.441), and OPS (.830) among players with at least 75 at bats. He also showed off his speed with 23 stolen bases and 5 triples while demonstrating a good eye at the plate. The switch hitter proved to be a valuable defensive player as well as he played all 3 outfield positions and made just 2 errors all year while recording a team-high 4 outfield assists. I don’t think there’s any question that he’ll make his US debut next season, and with another good season he could really get his name on the Dodger prospect radar.

113. Craig Stem, RHP (12.1 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 15th round
6’5”, 215 lbs, 22.25 years old
0-1, 3.65 ERA, 1.70 WHIP, 2.39 FIP, 8.03 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Selected by the Dodgers in the 15th round of the 2011 draft, Craig Stem is a 6'5" righty who had a solid season for the Traveca Nazarene University Trojans after spending two years at Western Kentucky. He was used as a starting pitcher in 2011 and threw 5 complete games, including 1 shutout. His ERA was 3.93 through 73.1 innings, and he struck out 75 while opposing batters hit .222 against him. On draft day Stem said "We had been waiting, hoping to be picked earlier, but weren't really paying attention when the Dodgers called my name because they didn't call ahead of time. We had heard from several other teams today, but each time they picked someone else.” But when he did get selected, Stem said “After a short pause, everyone began to hug and celebrate. It was great to have my family there and is just a special day, one I'll never forget." I don’t know much about Craig’s pitches or his velocity, but he did he does seem to be a hard worker because he was quoted as saying "This wouldn't have happened without coach Burton giving me a chance to put the innings in on the mound. Coach Brown worked with me all fall looking at video and becoming crisp with my mechanics. He has such a gift with teaching pitching mechanics." I’m guessing that Stem had trouble repeating his delivery due to his tall lanky frame, but it sounds like he’s improved significantly over the past year which is what got him drafted in the 15th round. Upon signing Stem joined the Arizona Dodgers and appeared in 11 games out of the bullpen. While he allowed he allowed way too many base runners in his professional debut, he still managed to put together a solid season with a 3.65 ERA and a 2.39 FIP. Given his age an experience Stem could be a fast mover through the system, and with a good spring training he could spend 2012 with the Loons in the Midwest League.

112. Luis Meza, RHP (64.2 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 5/6/09
6’4”, 170 lbs, 21.75 years old
5-3, 4.59 ERA, 1.45 WHIP, 4.16 FIP, 6.96 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 134; Pre 2010 Rank: 173; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Luis Meza is a young player from Venezuela who debuted with the Dominican Dodgers in 2009. He struggled in his professional debut to the tune of a 6.37 ERA, but he really turned things around in 2010 which earned him a promotion to the Arizona Rookie League in 2011. While Meza’s overall stats with the Arizona Dodgers weren’t all that impressive, he did have a solid US debut and actually led the league in games started and innings pitched. Luis is another guy whose pitching repertoire is a mystery to me, but I expect that he generates some decent velocity based on his great 6’4” frame. Given that he’s still just 21 years old I expect Meza to play with another short season team in 2012, but this time I believe he’ll be with the Ogden Raptors.

111. Jan Vazquez, C (27 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 6th round
5’10”, 165 lbs, 20.75 years old, switch hitter
.253 average, .674 OPS, 1 HR, 10 RBI’s, 1 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: 84; Pre 2010 Rank: 61; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Jan Vasquez is a young switch hitting catcher who was selected by the Dodgers in the 6th round of the 2009 draft. He is from Puerto Rico, and scouting reports prior to the draft suggested that he has a plus arm behind the plate. According to Logan White, “This kid is a real athlete. He shifts, blocks, has perfect size for a catcher. If we don't need him behind the plate, he could play second base because he can really hit from both sides of the plate.” After spending two seasons in the Arizona Rookie League with ugly offensive results, Vasquez was promoted to Ogden in 2011 where he was one of the team’s main catchers. He continued to show solid defense by throwing out almost one third of would be base stealers, but his offensive production continued to be below average as he collected just 6 extra base hits for the season. He also struggled significantly against left handed pitches with a .167 average, so you have to question if he is really even has value as a switch hitter. Overall, I keep waiting for Vazquez to break out as a hitter, but it just hasn’t happened yet. That being said, Vasquez is still just 20 years old after playing 3 minor league seasons so he is definitely young enough to turn around his career. I actually think he’ll get promoted to the Loons in 2012 where he’ll be a part time player, and hopefully he’ll improve his offensive output as he matures.

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Excllent stuff Brandon, thanks

Obvisouly you are a Dodgers prospects expert… do you follow other teams prospects closely as well?

not nearly as much as I do the Dodgers

I enjoy looking at the top 10 or 20 prospects of all the other teams so I know the top minor league talent that is out there and I also get familiar with other minor league teams that play in the same leagues as the Dodger affiliates, but there is no way I’d be able to do a ranking for any team other than the dodgers

we certainly have some young catchers at the lower levels. no standouts yet, but who knows. as the Zen master says, “we’ll see”

This Pena kid looks projectible. I like that.

I thought the same about Stem.

Anyone else notice the LFP site says it’s collected $4,200 for this softball tournament? Am I reading that wrong?

35*120=4200

That seems like a lot of players, ringers galore

that does seem like a ton of players. and it was $4,195 so it may just be how much his site has collected since he opened the donation center

When I registered the other day, I believe there were 106 people signed up before me.

based on comments yesterday about having a hard time getting people from other blogs, I wonder how many of those have paid. It sounds like it may be a 2 team, best of 3 series, but with those numbers if it’s less than 6 teams i’d be surprised.

The 106 was on the “paid” list, not the “registered” list.

well, now I don’t know what to think. it’d be interesting to see the breakdown of where those people come from.

right now the “Donor List” says 105 people. 105 would be 8 teams of 13 people or 7 teams of 15 people.

Or 105 teams of one person!

we playing best ball?

Are you really not playing?

i had planned not to.

My bad. It says 104, including me. And $4230 collected. So some people must have paid more than $35.

that could be. I just paid which is why it says 105 and $4,265.

One guy, Josh, is sponsoring the LFP-Facebook team.

i had no idea this all went to the LA Food Bank.

I thought it would go towards some kind of cause

That’s nice

I don't know if anyone has

But you can donate (this is for some kind of cause, right? Or is the cost just to rent the field and for the pizza and drinks?) more than the 35 minimum.

it may just be how much his site has collected since he opened the donation center

I’m sure it is.

Bladimir Franco

That is all.

he would be a gift

Yu Darvish will be a Fort Worthian….he’ll fit right in right Phil?

A's are shopping Brandon Allen

Should be quite a few suitors

I’m in.

same

What the hell right? :)

Guerra for Allen

They need a closer right? :)

You are going to trade our successful closer for their failed 1st baseman?

I have never presented a serious trade proposal

And that has not changed. I know nothing about nothing.

Came to a conclusion last night

I don’t like the Monetro/Pineda trade for the Mariners. Time will tell, but I’m favoring the Yankees right now. The way I figure it, Pineda has already established himself. He’s a bonafide major league power arm that fits—right now—in the upper half of a rotation. Montero may be something someday, but he’s not there yet. If all this is a bit iffy, the fact that Montero has some positional issues is the deciding factor. Unless the Mariners are convinced he can stay at catcher, I think they overpaid for offense. In terms of uniqueness, it’s a lot easier to find a 1B/DH power bat than a top-of-the-rotation power arm. Early advantage: Yankees.

My back of the napkin analysis

is that the deal is pretty even. Montero has one more year of team control than Pineda. Pineda is a pitcher, which by definition carries more risks than a hitter does. Pineda doesn’t have great secondary pitches. Montero on the other hand will likely be a DH which hurts his positional value somewhat. Not as much as people think though, because he is a crappy catcher from the scouting reports. I’d say it is pretty even. Will be fun to follow the stats from both players (less so the two throw ins) to see who makes out better.

I disagree. I think Montero is going to be an incredibly special bat who will at some point be a 1B/DH, and Pineda will at some point be the best setup man in the AL Central.

I haven’t seen enough of either to have my opinion hold any weight. It certainly is one of the more interesting trades I’ve seen in a while. Your analysis could very well come true. it seems like the match-up was one of organizational need: the Yankees can always go out and sign another bat, but adding a power starting pitcher might be harder (witness their failure w/r/t Burnett and Edwin Jackson’s supposed high price tag). For the Mariners, they felt they had to add some offense and dealt from a position of relative strength.

I know the Yankees sweat money, but giving up a single player versus another large contract must’ve been appealing. They must’ve seen Pineda as somehow separate from the group of available starters (Oswalt, Jackson, ?).

Pineda is a better pitcher now than any of the other options, much less for the next many years.

seems like you can open a list of all MLB pitchers, randomly point, and be more likely to land on someone who throws 95 more often than not. Now, control and also having a dominant slider is obviously rarer. I just really like Montero’s swing and approach and think he has the type of swing that it won’t matter what park he plays in.

Pineda is very very good, but I’m not a believer in starting pitchers being successful long-term with only two pitches.

Randy Johnson?

If you count his 2 and 4 seam fastballs as one pitch

he was fastball/slider. So you’re basically hoping Pineda can be Randy Johnson.

Well, he's just in an example of a successful hard-throwing two-pitch SP

well remember, RJ was a late bloomer

yeah. i can’t off the top of my head think of any other very successful 2 pitch pitcher.

I have a question

hasn’t Kershaw been a two pitch pitcher his whole career?

2008-2009
he used either a fastball or a curveball 94% of the time (’08) and 88% of the time in 2009

he then scrapped the curve for a slider

2010
FB/Slider- 91% of the time

2011
90% of the time his pitches were either a FB or a slider

curve hasn't been completely scrapped

but he does favor the slider more. He’s still working on the changeup

ok

since he’s in the NL I don’t know/see anything about Kershaw outside of the highlight reels, but I’m a fan.

Also this comes late, but I hope you guys get the new owner that a team of your history and importance deserves.

No

He never scrapped the curve, he just uses it far less often. But it’s still a plus pitch.

You should have seen his shutout vs Detroit last year — he destroyed them with four pitches, including a change that was deadly that night.

Throwing your third pitch around 10% of the time sounds right to me.

. It certainly is one of the more interesting trades I’ve seen in a while.

This is true, quite the challenge trade, the slugging prospect versus the hard throwing starter with no 3rd pitch. His peripherals were just as good in the 2nd half so ignore the ERA jump, I think this was a good trade for both teams. The Mariners need a big bat badly, the Yankee’s needed that starter.

They say they don’t have money for a DH but considering the age of the team, they might be better suited simply signing Damon, and rotating in Arod / Jeter / Swisher against LHP.

Or Carlos Pena.

My opinion of this trade is this:

The more the Yankees’ fans are upset about this trade, the better the trade is for the Yankees. And right now, the Yankees’ fans are very, very upset.

Lakers vs Heat tonight

Dwayne Wade is out. Which just means someone like the rookie point guard or Chalmers will go for 30+ instead. :)

Lebron is a gametime decision with a stomach flu

Without knowing the severity, my guess is the gametime decision will be that LeBron will play.

I hope he pukes up a lung

more likely to puke up a $100 bill.

Mo Mo Mo
did i read the recap correctly?

jason terry with a 3 to go up 1 with 6 seconds left, Billups with a 3 to win it?

yup

It was quite a sight

In bounds pass from Billups to Griffin, who slid in behind Blake who hit him with the pass, gave him room to shoot and victory. Billups had made two straight bonehead plays to put us in that position so it was great he nailed the shot. Good effort from some tired legs on his last play after three straight games for the old horse.

No, Billups shot was a 2 pt, not a 3 im like 99% sure.

oh, it was a 3… did it get changed, was it oribginally a 2?

It was a 3, then reviewed, and confirmed a 3

dam, not sure why I thought it was originally a 2…. this new batch I got must be better then I thought.

one of four plays reviewed in the final minute.

you are wrong

The replay showed his foot was behind the line. Barely

yeah, they only needed to win by 1 anyways, so a moot point I guess… but I was wrong.

final score was 91-89. they needed the 3 to win

No, winning by one point is the same in any sport

i misread, then thought backwards.

Lots of terrible inbounds play defense. Jason Kidd and Mo Williams involved in both plays defensively. But at least Mo gets cut some slack for his offense and D.Jordan didn’t exactly play the double screen very well either.

amazing how the Clippers just did a back to back to back and still have played three games less then the Lakers

and both teams have played twice as many home games as away.

The last time the Clippers had won twice as many as they have lost 12 games into a season was ……….

… in a video game?

Tecmo Super NBA basketball sure was a lot of fun

I’d guess ever, unless you count a Bob McAdoo team in Buffalo.

They didn’t start out that fast in 2006 so I don’t think they doubled up the win total.

The 2008 team started 4-0 before losing pretty much every game the rest of the season.

2005-2006

They started 9-3.

Also started 9-3 in 1975 (Buffalo) and 8-4 in 1976 (Buffalo). That’s it.

The 1975 team was 10-3 and didn’t lose game number 4 until their 19th game.

Both 1976 and 2006 started 9-4, so LA can match that Friday.

Jan Vazquez falling like a rock
yep

loved him as a switching hitting 17 year old catcher who had a bunch of potential…not so much as soon to be 21 year old who has done nothing since turning pro

Like one of these?

Looks like the Payroll is set at around 115 Million, 93 for the active team.

I’d like to see at least $110 for the active team.

you’re a Cole Hamels away from that happening.

So, last year Frank was a hairwidth away from not being able to make payroll a couple of months in a row, but now he can throw around money without any worry?

team will be sold before opening day. i think all he has to do is pay the spring training salaries and per diem, and he’s living off the MLB $150mil loan still for that

Bengals Wide Receiver Jerome Simpson flips his way into jail.

According to The Cincinnati Enquirer’s Joe Reedy, Cincinnati Bengals fourth-year wide receiver Jerome Simpson was indicted by the Kenton County Grand Jury for Trafficking Marijuana (over eight ounces but less than five pounds), which is a Class D Felony and is punishable by one to five years in prison.
So that’s two NFL players in the past month arrested for drug trafficking.

Less than 5 pounds for a professional athlete sounds more like transporting than trafficking. Even a player making NFL league minimum would push more product to make it worth his while. That was probably his personal stash.

5 pounds is a lot.

Probably his stash and stuff for all his friends.

Yeah, 5 pounds is a lot to us, but he’s got his homies to take care of.

Just saw moneyball the other night

Funny how Beans assistant is Paul Deposwhatever

DePodesta. You know, that guy who was the best GM we’ve had in the last decade or so.

Ned would gasp and twirl his mustache if he saw this

Small Sample Size

Bill Plaschke’s spidey sense just went off

There was a time a Depo conversation would turn into a 3 hour argument, but I’m not sure anyone cares anym ore

Wasnt DePodesta the guy that let Beltre get away, didnt communicate very well, and last ditch effort to resign Beltre was too late because of it?? or am I mixed up?? Anyways, i didnt like DePodesta, and if he was our best GM in the last decade, the others must have really been bad…. I personally dont want him back as GM, but we’ll see.

“let” beltre get away?

Right. Beltre didn’t exactly outperform his contract in Seattle.

He just about lived up to his contract

thanks to his epic defense.

Honestly, 3B is one of the only positions I really truly value defense.
Thanks

for being so honest. :)

I value it other places

Just not as highly :) But I’m a sucker for a great fielding 3B like Beltre, Rolen, Longoria, etc…

it’s probably the 5th most important defensive position on the field, but you can certainly tell the difference as a pitcher with whether or not your 3B blows chunks or is good.

SS
CF
2B

What else would be in front of 3B here?

Let's see how many people we can get to post "C" to this

I’ve read that 92.7% of people will not repost “C” as a a comment. Will you??!!

It’s probably (IMO): SS, CF, C, 2B, 3B, RF, LF, 1B, P in order

Jim Kaat is sulking quietly in the corner.

didn’t exactly underperform it either. :)

Depends on how much you value defense. But you can’t let Beltre’s performance in Boston and Texas change the rightness or wrongness of the decision to let him go to Seattle.

No one is saying his Seattle contract was worth it because of what he did after

Myself and Xei are saying he performed good enough with Seattle during that contract to justify it.

I’m saying that chris feels that we let him get away because he was so good in Boston and Texas, but in Seattle he was just barely good enough to justify his dollars. I wasn’t sad to let him go.

Oh I missed Chris saying that

he also orchestrated the Brad Penny trade

which many people disliked because, you know, they loved Paul Lo Duca and Guillermo Mota.

Dodger fans do love their catchers, and their catchers do seem to end up with other organizations and embracing the other organization instead

I’m glad Lo Duca was dealt. He always seemed like a prick. Piazza and Santana I’m less thrilled about.

I’m still kinda sad about Rusty, but I’ll get over it

arent alot of catchers like that though??

I can say, without reservation, that of all the thousands of people I’ve played with in my time, catchers are by far the most laid back, chill group of people.

As usual I agree with Gary. Loduca was definitely juicing. While I was shagging during bp I seen him hit 10 out of 11 pitches out of the park

He was also the ringleader/supplier of steroids during his time with the Dodgers. So says the mitchell report anyway

and responsible for many a severed head in the Hollywood hills.

the story has already been sold to Lifetime

It was a back story

on The Shield years ago.

It’s still hard for me to reconcile that the guy from The Commish and the guy from The Shield are the same guy.

I hear you

but that show was great. Also, Walton Goggles ruled

He's awesome on Justified

and he was great on the Shield too

He’ll always be Downtown to me.

He’ll always be the Thing to me

Walton Goggles and Michael Chiclets could be a shopping trip to Tijuana.

too bad i cant see

law and order LA do this body part story in a couple years

can’t believe there’s just one law and order on these days, and even that one is ehhh-ing away

There’s always room for Mariska.

who would've thought

that such a rich and diverse formula would run out of steam after twelve seasons :)

you work for the Dodgers? DId you get to champagne shower when the Dodgers clinched playoffs in 04?? Im jealous if so.

it just seems like he did

One of my dad’s best friends was a catcher in the Royals system, unfortunately injuries stalled him from ever making the majors, but he is one of the most laid back people I’ve ever known, and loves to joke around more than anyone I know.

Hey! He made it for a week. Unfortunately, no Moonlight Graham, Never got in a game, was sent back down to AAA when the Royals signed Gaylord Perry. The blurb in transactions said: “Royals sign Gaylord Perry; Russ Stephans sent to Omaha.”

Thats what I miss about Russell Martin, he’d be the first one to talk shit and defend his teammates if something popped off.. Thats what I remember anyways, fiesty, tough, enforcer, leader, I like those things in a catcher.

me too.

i actually appreciated when aj ellis gave parra some lip last season.

thats different then being ready to throw hands at a 17 year old who bumped into him

I laughed it off…like you can’t be serious.

Early Martin was my favorite player. Late Martin was my least.

i always though

Trading LoDuca and Mota was a mistake but then I realized how much we needed good pitching and if Brad Penny doesn’t get hurt. Who knows..maybe we win 2 games in that 2004 playoff series instead of only Limas great game.

Worse part was how great Penny was in his first start, and that was about it for 2004.

I went to that 1st start too…. didnt he throw like 7 IP, 1 run, maybe no runs? something like that.

2-hit shutout through 8 innings, and he got booed for striking out at the plate. Sad

Getting Penny was always a great idea, though at the time I was PISSED. 2004 Bobby was an idiot.

Yeah. 2004.

:)

Set myself up for that one, haha

yeah, I thought he was gonna be a star for awhile… 1st Martin bobblehead night, I had 4 tickets, took 3 people with me that promised to give me their Martin bobblehead because I wanted 4… 1 for immediate display, the other 3 to keep in the box safe just incase for further down the road…. didnt turn out well, maybe my selfishness jinxed Russell Martin haha

This sounds a bit creepy :)
MikeDiGiovanna
Both #Angels and #Dodgers were aggressive, and unsuccessful, in their attempts to woo Yu Darvish as a teenager. tinyurl.com/7jwqvdk

And Tommy Lasorda invited the teenage Darvish back to his hotel room!

Albeit with Darvish’s parents, but STILL.

How long ago was that? 10 years ago? Just curious

maybe less

Dude is 25

2004

Right, sorry

Lasorda saw him in 2004, Angels guy said when he was 16.

Great prospect summaries, Brandon.

As usual. Nice to see that the Dodgers might have a couple sleeper hitting prospects this far down on the list.

I want Stem to respond to me on twitter already dammit

We really need a player named Stern

That name would sell.

There is no one on this list that is a sleeper prospect. It will be a while before that happens.

There are sleepers here, just ones who will never wake up

BA’s Coma List doesn’t come out today.

dirt nap

with baby jesus

Comedy Bang Bang reference?

Serenity outtakes reference

That scene is hilarious

I might’ve watched that one outtake more than the movie itself. Best part is watching Jewel Staite try to keep her composure and fail miserably.

cmon.

you get what i mean.

Not sure I do, while it is great Brandon does this none of these players has any chance of ever earning a career WAR of one. Even when he gets to the top 50, the odds will be extremely high.

From Pena:

“I don’t think there’s any question that he’ll make his US debut next season, and with another good season he could really get his name on the Dodger prospect radar.”
This is the kind of extremely tempered optimism I’m talking about.

Okay, maybe you missed the writeups on how dominate Blady and Enily were in the DSL and how they are still struggling in Arizona several years later.

yeah i mean you never know

I didn’t do a ranking after the 2007 season, but Rubby De La Rosa probably would have ranked in the 150ish range after posting a 13.50 ERA in his professional debut as an 18 year old in the Dominican Summer League. With DSL players especially it’s tough to judge how they’ll pan out. So I don’t agree that players in this range have no chance of making an impact in the big leagues

Maybe you should have ranked Rubby higher:)

Not that he’s a star or anything, but didn’t you have Troncoso really low a few years back?

i didn't start my rankings until prior to the 2009 season

and by then Troncoso had already used up his rookie status so i never ranked him. but he’s another guy who i’m sure would have ranked low initially when he was coming up through the DSL.

to Phil’s defense, we haven’t had a DSL player make an impact since Adrian Beltre, and the next closest thing we have is Alfredo silverio who probably won’t ever get a WAR of 1 in the big leagues

i mean we haven't had a DSL HITTER make an impact since Beltre

Aw, now we have to disagree. Alfredo is going to smoke this year, easy peasy he gets a WAR in his career.

Beltre coming out of the DSL would have been in your top 20. I don’t even remember him playing in the DSL, he was 17 and already playing A ball.

yeah beltre would have been high on my list

and now that you mention I don’t think he did play in the DSL. so now i don’t know who was the last dodger home grown hitter to come out of the DSL…Baseball Reference doesn’t have great archives for the DSL.

In terms of Silverio i haven’t done my full analysis of him yet so i may change my mind on whether or not he’ll get the WAR of 1…we’ll see. he’s never ranked lower than 40 on my list, although again back in 2003 when he was in the DSL i’m sure he would have been ranked in the bottom half

Pedro Guerrero?

Actually probably at least one of Offerman/Vizcaino/BournigaLOL must have played there

Came from Cleveland as a 17 year old, already in the States

The great / expensive Dominicans do not play in the DSL.

Historically is different then today. Historically we spent money in the Dominican, now we don’t which is why all these guys play in the DSL because they are all projects. Sometimes they hit gold with Rubby but 99% of the time the DSL is simply filler these days.

this is very true
this is very depressingly true

Fixed.

Craig Stem man, Craig Stem.

anyone see this?

ESPN ranks the top rotations going into next season
I don’t think the Rangers belong in the top 5 (and I think the Rays definitely should be), and I’m not really convinced the Yankees should be there either. No mention of the Dodgers at all.

not surprised

Bills struggled last year and losing Kuroda puts us probably on the bottom half of rotations.

Why would anyone mention a rotation of Kershaw, Billingsley, Lilly, Harang, and Capuano?

If Billingsley can bounce back, if Lilly can keep up what he did in the second half of the season last year, if Harang and Capuano exceed expectations…

OK, you’re right.

man, you really seem to be trying to pick a fight today.

did i ever say that the Dodgers deserved to be on there? i just said they weren’t mentioned.

and I simply asked why would they?

…have you met Phil?

Have you met Phil doesn’t sound nearly as fun as Have you met Ted.

Meeting Phil is also not much fun.

But my Grandma said bumping into the meercat was orgasmic ;)

apparently I have a new Uncle on the way

Only time it should be mentioned is in Ned’s performance review with the new ownership group, as they ask “How could you make a rotation with a 23 year old cy young winner look so bad”

Loving the Rays right now. Shields, Price, Hellboy, Wade Davis, Neimann, Moore. Gack!

i would guess the total price of that rotation is lower than any other team mentioned except maybe the nats.

Good call

I looked them up because that is an interesting question…

Rays
Price $4.35m
Shields $7m
Moore ~$500k
Hellickson ~$500k
Niemann $2.975m midpoint
Total: ~$15.325m

Nats
Strasburg $3m
Gio $3.25m
Wang $4m
Zimmermann ~$500k
Lannan $5.35m midpoint
Total: $16.1m

Soooo close

Shields screws the pot, they should trade him, then that rotation per $ is rocking

Davis and Hellickson are pretty average (to put it nicely) imho. Price, Shields and Moore is very good.

You don't think Hellickson is going to be good?

I think he could end up a nice number 2 pitcher.

yeah

I was under the impression Hellickson was the goods.

shitty

K and BB rates in 189 IP last year. ERA was extremely luck based. Unless he was nursing some kind of injury over 189 innings last year, color me not impressed until he turns things around.

Considering he was a rookie

He just might :)

Oh definitely, his rookie season wasn’t too great with his peripherals, but those are bound to improve.

Yes, his peripherals blew chunks but as others noted, 1st year in the majors. I understand the seeing is believing but I suspect he’ll be a fine number five, possibly the best number five in baseball.

Pretty much every rookie starting pitcher (100 IP) exceeded his peripherals sans Tyler Chatwood. I’m not impressed yet with the Rays #4 and #5 if they are Hellickson and Davis.

Hopefully it will be Neiman and they trade Davis.

I’d still rather have Helly then most of those rookie pitchers who had better peripherals in 2011. We shall see.

I’d say we could use Davis, but we probably couldn’t and giving up pieces for him (whatever a better package than someone else offers would be) wouldn’t make sense.

i wish we had that problem.

(A healthy) Rubby and Eovaldi would be as good or better.

Really, you think Eovaldi given 32 starts in 2012 would be better then Davis or Helly?

or as good

I think

Rubby(Healthy) + Eovaldi = Hellickson + Davis

That seems reasonable. Putting a lot of expectations on someone who hit the knife after only a few major league innings but I understand why.

also reasonable since Wade Davis is essentially their James Loney.

This was cute when you made $400k, but now that you’re starting to make more money it isn’t cute anymore.

Damn your standards are high then, lol
Pitchers sometimes use their defense

yeah, I know.. no saber stat for it

So much for Westbrook coming "home"

He has reportedly agreed to a 5-year max deal with OKC, per Woj at Yahoo.

dang

DWill it is then

I guess the Maverick strategy is DWill and Howard.

They can’t afford both, but I expect they will get one.

I will enjoy

The Lakers screwing that up for them :)

I would enjoy D Will coming to the Lakers, Paul signing long term with the Clippers and seeing these point guards really turn this into a great rivalry.

The Kamentzky bro, not sure how much they know, but think Lakers might end up using that TPE on OJ Mayo. Memphis seems to really want to get rid of the guy for some reason.

That would be great

I'll take him

…so that he can be traded to the Lakers and still get his max money, obviously.

I think I owe someone a beer

Maybe he will be a dump trade in a few years after he blows out his knee

Sometimes, even with inside information, people change their minds. Especially for a 5 year max contract. Hard to blame the guy.

You had info that Russ wasnt signing an extension?

just that he wants to be a laker

Doesn’t just about everyone who played ball in LA, and I mean that seriously.

and went on to play college/pro ball? maybe. Dude grew up in Pasadena (I think) so I could see where I could have just made that assumption and probably been right.

He loves in OKC and there wasnt really a though of him leaving.

/argues with Durant on bench

please dont tell me you’re serious about this

[comment redacted]

Sure, I’m serious. I don’t know the man personally but I saw him arguing with Durant on the bench. You could say that’s no big deal, but that certainly doesn’t happen everyday in the NBA. It’s not a huge leap to frame a narrative around him wanting to be the alpha dog somewhere else, particularly a more marketable metro area like Los Angeles versus Oklahoma City.

Honestly, thats all complete garbage that fit nicely into the media perpetuation of the KD/Russell feud. The whole incident surrounded around Sefolosha and the argument was actually not between KD and Russell. It really was nothing, and not nearly as big as the media portrayed it to be.

Does he live in OKC year round?

He comes back here in the offseason to train and go back to school, so I guess that would be no. But he does really like okc

you don’t know your narrative to be true anymore than what mike is saying

you owe me a beer.

You should totally buy beer on your way home tonight!!!!

I think I owe someone else a beer

I’m craving Newcastle hard core right now… thats going to be my selection for the Laker Miami game.

it's mike white

I will accept it on his behalf

Ha, thanks. But I’ll be happy to enjoy that beer myself.

Xzhibit is the worst rapper ever
I see your Xzibit

and raise you a Too Short.

wrong

I like a lot of square style rapping, but that guy has absolutely no variation on his rhythm. ever. he really sounds like a parody of rap on children’s show. except, you know, with a bunch of nasty lyrics thrown in there.

i guess you dont like your rappers to be articulate?

why would you assume that?

You are correct he isnt a very talented rapper, like an Eminem, etc…. but he is still tight…. He created the word BEATCH that became famous and rap…. and its his philosphy on women that made him so successful, one I happen to study, and agree with…. im kidding….

i wish someone would blow the whistle on you

Delias you go to Raider games right? Looks like the crowd goes crazy when they play that Blow the Whistle song… looks like fun.

they usually play it after the first touchdown they score.

during the TV time out the entire coverage team is on the field dancing and riling up the crowd as they are lined up for the kickoff, the ENTIRE stadium yells BITCH!!!! at the appropriate times, they show sluts dancing on the microscopic jumbotron, they turn al’s flame up to maximum, security guards, lemonade vendors and cops are all dancing it is really something to see. It is Hyfee at its highest level.

Yeah ive seen it on TV a few times either cutting to a commerical, or the ending just as they come back from commercial… love it.

watch your mouth

and get hyphy

Debbie Harry.

One word

Videodrome

that movie fucking rules.

cronenberg ftw

He’s from Albuquerque!

But probably better at ride-pimping than Eminem.

early Xzibit wasn’t that bad.

Real life look

at the new Rockies road jersey:

unnecessary head spoon

The O patch IS split in half. Lame.

looks just like every other road rockie jersey
but the piping!

They have had pinstripes before

is that a jock strap on the table next to it? Classy.

Things I do not understand, the fascination with uniforms.

seconded.

thirded

fourthded

I wish Humma were here. Perfect set up for him.

Fifthed

said Ronny Howard after the Wells Fargo Man assaulted him.

We stare at these guys mostly motionless for three hours at a time they should not look real ugly.

I misspoke, I meant to say I’m fascinated by the fascination our editor and many members have for the details of uniforms.

we’re all rooting for laundry, might as well be nice looking

as opposed to watches?

my only beef is with the damn vest/tshirt combo

so heinous

Our High School Jersey’s were like that….they are more comfortable for BP and pregame

Should banish it all to the weekend, make it Sartorial Sunday.

Seriously

Whirling Darvish. Perfect nickname.

Who wants to marry a 60 millionaire?

Darvish Conger

If he had a windup like Hideo Nomo, anyway.

When he and his dad both come to Dallas: Darvish, Yu Were Here

Shine on, Thomas Diamond.

If TBLA ever became a pay site, members like Humma should be paid to show up and entertain.

might have kept up

With the game summary limericks in that case

Oh man, that would have been a lot more fun than what caused me to disappear for six weeks or whatever it was.

Driving under the railroad trestle at Aviation & Rosecrans?

Humma accepts coins in any denomination tossed into his guitar case.

Dude, that wasn’t me. I don’t have a guitar case.

I have the case that my $1,000 watch comes in. I collect change in that.

When I go belly up, I will be stealing all your fancy watches. I don’t understand why this does not happen every minute of every day.

Make sure to bring your ice pick.

One thing about a pay site for sports information

Members (not me) get real annoyed when the writers say something that turns out wrong (like a miss on recruiting or a prediction for a game/season).

Actually, entertainment is the last thing people want, they want inside information and they want it now.

I totally agree… I dont need good writing, or a story… I just need to know if Dwill is coming to the Lakers or not.

everythingwrongwithsportswriting.txt

I used to get snail mail wrestling newsletters. That’s the last time I paid for text.

Just for fun

I fired up the old Tecmo Super NBA Basketball. The Clips are shooting 687% from the field.

er

68.7%

i'd prefer to think they're shooting 687%

some shots go in multiple times.

Outside looking in

Clippers current offensive strategy: you make 0% of shots you don’t take

Thanks!

I just wanted to say thanks for posting this series. I’ve been following True Blue for a couple of years now but just joined the site this past week. It is amazing to me the amount of research that must go into putting together a series like this, very impressive and informative. The accuracy of the information and the rankings is incredible as well. From my reckoning, out of last year’s top 20 players listed 7 of them played in the majors with the Dodgers, 1 was traded, 9 are in the top 20 this year (at least through the fan voting, which I know is different), and the remaining 3 are still up there in the top 20-30 as well (Russell, Cash, and Miller – who I suppose could still very well make your top 20 as opposed to the fans’ ranking).
Thanks for all the work!!

Welcome

Brandon does great work with this and his other minor league reports.

Brandon will love this when he reads it.

Welcome to the site, and thanks for reading.

Welcome Douglas….TBLA is a great place to be

Wow, that's really cool

I didn’t realize so many made the majors not in the top 20.

thanks for the kind words

and i’m really glad you enjoy this list and research I do!

Oliver Perez signed a minor league deal with the Mariners. No word on whether or not he knows that Endy Chavez isn’t there anymore to bail him out.

reg

Brandon Allen, yay or nay?

Late but Nay. Hate unatheltic slugs that are still in the minors at 25. This means I would say nay to Ryan Howard but otherwise it’s a safe position to take.

and you've made your feelings on Howard clear, lol
For anyone that enjoys parodies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-6XBbqoGRk

A literal video for Rebecca Black’s Friday video. Pretty funny, worth your 4 minutes.

there's an interesting article on Dodgers.com

With some quotes from Withrow about his progression. I like his attitude.

I didn’t post it because I was sure someone already had. It’s amazing how easily I can get enthused about our prospects.

Or unenthused amirite? :)

I met Withrow a month after he was drafted…..it’s amazing to watch that video and see how much he’s grown up in just those four years. He’s from Midland, and his Dad is really a down to earth guy

I like big arms and a lot of our guys—flaws and all—have them. It almost seems like a crapshoot sometimes which ones succeed in the bigs. Withrow and Ethan Martin were both billed as having top-shelf arms, more so than Eovaldi, Webster, even Gould. I’ll always believe in the Elberts and Withrows and Martins as long as the Hanrahans and Proctors and Frasors stick around.

My buddy that I work with decided to switch to verizon fios

and cancel his time warner. So he was calling in to cancel it, and the person picks up and says “oh shit, there’s someone on my line, hold on” and places him on hold.

Gotta love moments like this, lol.

ive been considering doing this… what are his reasons?

My guess is cost and channel availability.

Maybe I shouldnt worry, but my only worry is when these TW channels arrive, will they just be carried on Fios and Drivetv like the Fox Sports channels are now? or will it be on a sports tier you have to pay extra for? Will some providers not carry it right away because TW will demand too much?

My guess would be the sports tier, though with something that big they may just put in in the regular package outside of the actual tiers.

170 dollar bill for tv and internet 3 hd boxes hbo sho and cin

He got a 150 price with Verizon (we work here so he knows how it all works), and they told him they are dropping his bill to 130 overall and adding starz. I’m calling in soon, dayum, lol.

TW is dropping to 130? Yeah ive been wondering if its better for me to call and cancel TW before signing up with anyone else to see what TW will offer to keep me…. But I dont really have the personality for shit like this, im not good at negotiating. Or pretending like I am going to cancel to get a better deal. But might have to just suck it up and do it.

A word of advice:

It doesn’t hurt to call in and say something like “my bill is kinda high and I was thinking about switching unless there’s something that can be done about the price”.

They will first try and save you with the “value” of your current package. If you stay persistent saying the bill is too high or something like that you could have them see what’s available as far as new promotions go.

cool man, thanks, im going to try it.

Whatever I do, I want this whole house DVR forsure…. I find myself wishing I could watch what I have recorded in the living room, in my bedroom often.

Man the whole house dvr thing is a mess

It’s 19.99 on top of the regular 8.99 box price, and it’s a minimum 50 dollar install (can’t be waived) on top of the original install fee. Though by now they might have just the 50 dollar one.

I’ve been thinking of doing that.

I can't believe my friend's story

His TWC bill was 170. Got 150 with Verizon. Called TWC, they got him down to 130 with taxes. Called Verizon, they got him to 110 with taxes. Unbelievable.

He should keep going…. make a new reality TV show out of it… Cable provider wars.

And the thing that started the McCourt down the path of being a former owner
Bill Shaikin
Judge to the McCourts: “Good luck to you.” Divorce case officially ends after 27 months: lat.ms/AuOGKs #dodgers

He should’ve said, “GFY.”

What's in a name?

per Enrique Rojas:

Fausto Carmona isn’t Fausto Carmona. His real name is Roberto Hernandez Heredia, said Dominican Republic police
I always hope

These revelations are done Scooby Doo style

Where Carmona has a mask pulled off his head?

Where the title character’s owner is perpetually stoned?

If it wasn't for you meddling visa cops, I would've succeeded!

He changed his name because he didn’t want to be a reliever.

Maybe Ronald Belisario should change his name. Fresh start and all.

To Tony Montana?

Manuel Noriega

Humma Kavu —

— I’ve said too much.

LOL Humma is the commenter formally known as Chotchie Marinotchi J/K

More like Tchotchke.

Tchotchke Marinotchke? Tchotchke Mazurochke?

why do they do this? Just read Leo Nunez did the same thing… whats the reason?

Why do they say that a player has been lying about who he is his entire career when they find out?

Why wouldn’t they?

they take the identity

Of someone younger than they are

oh thats right the age thing, got it… thanks

Yep, he is apparently 31 instead of 28

probably grounds to terminate his contract, if they so chose. In fact, they may be able to get backpay since age is a critical piece of negotiations in sports.

spitballing

this shit is gonna get real old real fast

3 years older, in fact

yeah

and that was pretty damn fast too

I think you can get called for a technical for this, but it was still pretty funny, by Quentin Richardson.

If its not a technical it should be…. funny, but bush league…. is it called bush league in the NBA?

i didnt know he was still in the league

I figured he could retire off his Van Wilder money.

From that video

I think he might be the mascot

Actually just a fan.

Pacquiao spoke with Mayweather on phone yesterday

To discuss the fight…. its coming baby, can you feel it???

Pacquiao vs. David Beckham I might watch.

I laughed at this

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-stupidest-habits-you-develop-growing-up-poor/

thanks....

that linked me to this great article http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-absurd-situations-that-only-happen-in-food-commercials/

HA! yeah that activa stuff was hilarious.

The light beer commercials are always hilarious.

I mean in a, “No, no one wants to drink Bud Light instead of another kind of beer” kind of way.

haha yeah…. I love the Taco Bell part too, I thought the exact same thing, who the hell would bring a 12 pack of tacos to a raging party? What the hell is 12 tacos gonna do?

Or ANY kind of party.

“Hey, we’re gonna watch football. I’ll bring a dozen crappy tacos!”

No, no you’re not. I’d rather you spend that money on a 12 pack or pitch in for pizza.

I find the absurdity of the Taco Bell commercials is what makes them funny. Not hilarious, but funny in a stupid way.

KFC is doing almost the exact same commercial for its dry rub wings.

Now we won’t see silverwidow for days.

McDonalds had a similar commercial a few years back with giant picks stuck in Big Macs and calling them appetizers for a party.

Its been done in my apartment more then once
the Digiorno thing

Was killing me

That was a fun read

I enjoyed this

because life is hard

And your childhood memories will be exploited to buy vast amounts of cocaine. Deal with it.

Haha

I didn’t get the humor

my second favorite work days website :)
This got firealled

Reason: “tasteless”

I’d be worried about my job security if my company had a Fireall policy.

mine has a Firemost

FIFA says Brazil and Russia have to allow alcohol sales in stadiums during the World Cup.

Both countries have laws against it because of riots at sporting events. And Qatar, which hosts the World Cup in 2022, doesn’t allow alcohol consumption in the entire country.

crossing Qatar of my list of places to vacation… dont they have resorts n stuff? but you cant drink? wack

sounds more like rehab than a resort

FIFA

I don’t understand why FIFA didn’t address this issue before giving these countries the World Cups.

Because FIFA is corrupt and basically sold the World Cup to the highest bidders?

And they hate Morgan Freeman.

I hope the Dodgers do adequate background checks on the DR signees.
This age thing is out of control.

we may sign players before they’re eligible, but when we get in trouble, at least we know they didn’t lie about their age. ☺

Well, Beltre did lie about his age, just the other way. And didn’t the Dodgers get in big trouble and have signings invalidated because of some other scandal also?

I just hope Rubby isnt an alias.

Probably will never happen but I still dont get why players from Japan, DR, etc, dont have to enter an MLB draft.

we really need to start putting serialized bar codes on our humans so we can keep track of them

retinal scans

Like Minority Report

Watched Trading Places for the first time in 20 years last night. Still enjoyed the movie, forgot Jamie Lee gave us a show. That is a movie that would have to have some serious changes if it was brought into the 21st century. Just reminded me because of the scene Danny is trying to hock his 7,000 Watch and only got $50. If only he’d had Ebay back in the day
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?rt=nc&LH_ItemCondition=12&nkw=Rolex&fln=1&ssov=1&trksid=p3286.c0.m1539

How much for the gun? :)

Yeah, the salmon scene on the bus, I had to cover my eyes

quotes

1. Eggnog.
2. Feeling good, Billy Ray.
3. One dollar.

Jim Belushi may have peaked by playing the Gorilla

wrong brother survived.

What does a Dodger fan know about wrong brothers? ;)

Oh, go Vlady yourself

or at least live long enough to infuse Ghost Busters.

The Jamie Lee Curtis part is the only thing I remember.

Oh, come on. You don’t remember the part about cornering the market on orange juice? Trading Places is the only reason I understand the economy today!

I still don’t get it.

Don’t fret, neither do the economists.

Corner the market on oranges like the Hunt brothers tried with silver.

R.I.P. Sarah Burke

Sorry Kinbote….I just realized that commenting after yours was insensitive. My condolences :(

Not at all. Just checked ESPN and saw it. Sad story.

I don’t know who she is but I’ll watch Sportscenter later…..Gary is a da da da douche douche FTMFW

Damn, that is some scary stuff they do, I’m amazed this is not a story everyday. I will always be in awe of those who push the limits in everything. Hopefully she will save several lives with her organs.

I got a reply email from Sarah Morris….I told her to check out TBLA. She occasionally writes for dodgers.com

banned

Kidding as you know. By the way I was able to toss for the first time today in a long time. We really aired it out, long toss and all. Threw for an hour. Dude I don’t even think I could crack 80 anymore….but my curve is still sick and I can locate it…..change too. Fastball is flat and very crushable ;)

I know Silverwidow is her biggest fan

I’ll look her up now….dude I feel kind of bad for realz

in all seriousness does anyone know what happened to her?
She has

cerebral palsy, in a Bill Plaschke story he did 11 years ago, she said she types 8 words a minute and has a speech disability problem.

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=126210&page=1#.Txip3KVSTSg

Tenacious defined

i knew that

but i hadn’t seen her on dodgers.com in what seemed like years so I thought that she had gotten worse or something and stopped writing. maybe i just haven’t been paying attention to dodgers.com and i def I hadn’t checked today so i missed her article today

I only recall seeing

a few articles a year from her, usually during the off-season maybe one or two during.

MegaUpload / MegaVideo / a few other names were all shut down today. U.S. Government is going after them just like they did the poker sites last year (for different reasons of course).

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/20/technology/indictment-charges-megaupload-site-with-piracy.html?_r=1

damn

Those were pretty good sites.

im gonna give you up to the feds

OT but oops! PregnancyFail. (Or MathFail.)

http://lockerz.com/s/166170044

“Doctor says I’m 19 months. I’m part whale.”

I’ll be the killjoy.

Hah. I kind of wondered. It's good that he did have a leave soooo... it's all worked out after all.

They should take that down from the HuffPo.

good lord
Reds signed INF Joel Guzman to a minor league contract.

It’s not clear if the deal includes a spring training invite. Guzman, a former top prospect with the Dodgers, batted .181/.219/.298 with seven homers and an ugly 81/9 K/BB ratio over 251 plate appearances with the Chunichi Dragons in Japan’s Central League last year. Now 27 years old, he’s nothing more than organizational filler.
Talk about a fall from prospect grace

Jesus.

Light tower power, baby.

More like light switch power.

Dim and dimmer

Big time DOS going on at my place
Yep

see above story re Fed indictments.

Four of the seven people, including the site’s founder Kim Dotcom
In response to the arrests, the hacker collective known as Anonymous said it had taken down the Web sites of the Justice Department, the Motion Picture Association of America, and the Recording Industry Association of America. All three sites were inaccessible late Thursday afternoon.

Please make sure that my email goes through to the gal who needs to approve my stuff.

you are number 103

We’ll call you

What number are you on now?

2

I’m screwed

Actually

since our web sites really don’t do any commerce, this shouldn’t affect day to day business

I was kidding.

Well, not really. I’m still screwed. But not because of any trouble at the MPAA.

Evan Silva's

predictions:

Patriots 27, Ravens 23
Giants 20, 49ers 17

I guess we’re in store for a Super Bowl 43 rematch. Mike will like that.

And I mean 42 of course…

what were his picks last week?

He has been

at 50% for the playoffs, hitting 4 out of 8 (just games don’t know about against the spread).

Ravens
Patriots
Saints
Packers

So Patriots vs 49ers it is then…. or NYG vs Ravens…… Someone pointed out to me that NE didnt beat 1 team that ended this season above 500… probably means nothing though.

they beat a bunch of .500 teams though

Ravens vs Giants would be a SB 35 rematch.

2000 Ravens vs. 2002 Bucs could have been a 3-0 Super Bowl.

nah

the defenses would have accounted for some scoring on their own

I am scared

From Mike Scioscias Tragic Illness today.

And who would actually want to go park in the lots, knowing that the cash you hand to the attendant would go right to McCourt?

Who would give a shit?

yeah I wouldnt give a shit…. So he was a shitty owner, big deal…. not exactly enough for me to hold a personal grudge against for the rest of my life. He isnt going to be our owner anymore, and thats all that matters to me… Either way im payin 15 for parking, doesnt matter where it goes after that.

frank mccourt being an annoying owner: worth protesting

all the other horrible shit other companies you give your money to do? Meh.

Apparently a lot of people did.

i love frank so much that

I have already paid for my parking for 2012

Hey Mike! I’ve been looking for a good dodgers blog for years, finally stumbled upon your site. Great work man, I love it! And I would’ve added horns ;)
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Comment by Jesse— January 19, 2012 #

I guess when the internet only has about a 1/2 dozen solid Dodger blogs it is hard to find one. Luckily Jesse stumbled upon MSTI.

Frank McCourt showing the effects of overuse of Quick Tanning lotion.

Death by Honkey [for Phil]

FWIW - Craig Stem responded to me on twitter

said he sits 91-94, tops out at 96 with “heavy stuff” (his words), throws fastball, slider, changeup but his fastball is his best/favorite pitch. 22 in R ball is a year or two old, but he went to college so it’s to be expected. I wouldn’t be surprised if extended spring training and the loons are in his future.

I’ll buy it. It’s SSSS but at least he didn’t jump into pro ball walking guys
http://minorleaguecentral.com/player.php?pid=605492

My first impulse to comment was

“How fast does that Stem guy throw?”

6’5 215, I had to ask.

basically, he has young billingsley velocity with my absolute preferred pitch selection

Seems like a possible sleeper

such as Webster, just out of a different mold.

if nothing else, he seems like a good dude and someone i’ll actively root for

what do you mean by pitch selection?

i love fastball-slider-changeup.

fastball-curve-change is my favorite.

Curves are pretty.

Lakers/Heat tipping off
Bummer

Jury Duty tomorrow

I can vouch that you are largely intolerant ;)

David Ortiz Arb Numbers

He’s asking for $16.5 mil

Team offered $12.65 mil

Last year he made $12.5 mil

Last year he hit .309/.398/.554 with 29 homers

There is no way Boston wins this case, is there?

All numbers are from MLBTR http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/01/ortiz-doesnt-expect-deal-before-arbitration-hearing.html

Probably not

Boston gave him barely over a 1% raise. They will make an argument that their salary is more in line with his position and age but they will hope to settle at less than the mid-point.

i wonder if anyone

has made a joke about Kobe shooting after the game yet on Twitter. If not, I’ll break out my stopwatch, its coming

Yes

http://twitter.com/MikePradaSBN/statuses/160194004275838976

Kobe’s going to force Pau to shoot corner threes in an empty gym with all the beat writers watching
is that the first one?

he needs a medal

at least that one was kind of funny though

2nd Grade

homework help needed.

7. To get home, they must pass three sets of __________ before they turn left.

A. mailboxes
B. mailboxs
C. mailbox
D. mailboxss

My daughter marked “A” and the teacher or parent/grader marked the answer as being wrong. Thoughts?

your child is being graded by a moron

Everybody knows they’re called “Letterboxes”!

seriously... wth

Could be just a fat finger mistake, and I normally wouldn’t mention a mistake like this to the teacher but it is some kind of semi-formal aptitude test where they score if your child is spelling/reading below/at/above grade level. It could make or break what college she gets in to in 10 years. :)

they’re all wrong, the correct answer is mailbi

UC Berkeley to the rescue.

furthermore, what the fuck is a set of mailboxes? Like three of those banks of mailboxes?

Test obviously written by some hoitey-toitey living in one of those gated communities where the boxes are only on the entry to the cul-de-sac.

fuck gated communities, with their dead ends and dead hookers

run by housing fascists!

oh you can’t buy a house here, the board doesn’t approve of your soul patch

i have relatives who live in them, though it's in AZ where you kinda have too

My God those places are fucking creepy

I want my mailbox near my house dammit

or a hick from the middle of nowhere middle america

hey, come check out my new mailbox set, I finally got one from lower Japan

omigod, so. jealous.

1) mailbox is a noun

2) There are also verbs and adjectives and other stuff too
3) If there are 3 sets of what we will hereafter refer to as “things that hold mail”, how many are in a set?
4) Who are “they”, and why are “they” so concerned with other peoples mail?
5) This doesn’t sound good…get her out of that school!

A

Someone fucked up.

The correct answer is

E. personbox

…es.

Reminds me of when Thousand Oaks started calling sanitary sewer lines “waste water” lines., so obviously manholes became “personholes”.

/civilengineerhumor

Toilets in St. Louis are now referred to as Pujols.

I have a sudden urge to go to an Angels game with a couple dozen name-tags and a sharpie.

Dolphins should have a head coach in the next couple of days. It’s down to Philbin (OC for GB) or McCoy (OC for Denver). I really don’t care either way, but speculation is that if McCoy is chosen there is a higher likeliness that we’ll trade up to take RGIII. Whatever it takes, just make it happen Captain

from Bill James on Grantland

this gave me a baseball woody


Lincecum and Kershaw matched up four times in 2011, Kershaw winning all four contests, all four of them tremendous duels. In the four games Lincecum pitched 29 innings with a 1.24 ERA, but an 0-4 record. Kershaw was 4-0, pitched 30.1 innings with a 0.30 ERA.

Boing! is right.

Matter of time before Kershaw throws a no-no or perfecto?

Nope. Can’t be predicted. Seaver never had one, for instance.

talk about blue balls

Jersey numbers

per Dodgers:

Newcomers:

Capuano – 37
Harang – 44
Treanor – 18
M. Ellis – 14
Hairston – 6
Kennedy – 3

Number changes:

Rivera – 21
Sands – 23

Sands with Gibby's number

Nice

Adam Kennedy = Babe Ruth

Looks like Griff and Matt Wallach are getting invited to major league camp.

Also, conspiracy theorists note, real numbers given to NRIs:

Bard 30
Fields 33
Grabow 35
Ledezma 47

Sweet

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