With this post we are now officially halfway through my Dodger minor league player countdown. While this group of 10 guys didn't make the top half of my list, they are all still intriguing players in their own right. Also, in case you missed any of my previous posts, you can find them at the following links:
200 - 191; 190 - 181; 180 - 171; 170 - 161; 160 - 151; 150 - 141; 140 - 131; 130 - 121; 120 - 111
110. Rafael Ynoa, 2B/SS (126 games in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 7/8/05
6’0", 180 lbs, 24.5 years old, switch hitter
.275 average, .697 OPS, 5 HR’s, 54 RBI’s, 13 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 74; Pre 2010 Rank: 172; Pre 2009 Rank: 89
As expected, Rafael Ynoa came back down to earth in 2011. After a breakout season in 2010 which saw Ynoa sock 9 home runs and steal an impressive 40 stolen bases, Rafael regressed despite a promotion to the hitter friendly California League. An everyday player for the Quakes, Ynoa had a very pedestrian season in 2011 he posted an OPS of just .697. He was also caught in 11 of his 24 stolen base attempts and only hit 5 homers. His lone bright spot was his strong walk to strikeout ratio as the switch hitter struck out in just 13.1% of his plate appearances. In terms of his defense, Rafael played 31 games at shortstop and spent the rest of the season at 2nd base. He had a decent fielding percentage, and back in 2010 the Great Lakes Loons beat writer Hugh Bernreuter said "Ynoa is an outstanding fielder, especially at second base. He had a long string of errorless games during the season and made some spectacular plays. He is very solid, very consistent. The best fielding second baseman the Loons have had". Despite his great defense, I’m sticking with my stance from last year which was that I’m not sold on Ynoa as a legitimate prospect. I don’t think he’s ready for AA, so he’ll probably return to HiA for another season in 2012. Unless he really breaks out again next year, the 24 year old can probably kiss his chances of making the big leagues goodbye.
109. Arce Rodriguez, OF (53 games in DSL in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/25/10
6’0", 191 lbs, 19.25 years old, bats right handed
.288 average, .760 OPS, 4 HR’s, 25 RBI’s, 3 SB's
Pre 2011 Rank: 130; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Arce Rodriguez made his professional debut with the Dominican Dodgers in 2010, and played that entire season as a 17 year old. While he had a very poor year at the dish, I liked his youth and figured he’d improve with experience. The turned out to be the case in 2011 as Rodriguez returned to the DSL and put up better stats in every offensive category. He led the team in home runs with 4, and his .288 average ranked second. He also increased his walk rate from 1.6% of plate appearances in 2010 to 6.2%, and only struck out 19.6% of the time. His one drawback is that he appears to be limited defensively as he was used mostly in left field and 1st base, but hopefully he'll hit enough as he moves up the ladder to justify his positions. Given his success in 2011 and the fact that he's already spent 2 seasons in the DSL, Rodriguez will probably be promoted to the Arizona Rookie League next year at the tender age of 19. If he continues to improve, then we might have a rare Dominican born Dodger hitting prospect on our hands.
Follow the jump for #'s 108 - 101

108. Juan Noriega, RHP (4 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 13 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers in August 2011 out of the Mexican League
5’7”, 145 lbs, 21.5 years old
0-0, 0.00 ERA, 0.76 WHIP, 0.55 FIP, 14.29 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Juan Noriega is a bit of an enigma. The right hander is listed at just 5’7” and 145 pounds, yet he posted dominant stats with the Dodgers after his contact was purchased from the Acereros de Monclova of the Mexican League. In 17 total innings split between the Arizona Rookie League and the Pioneer League, Noriega didn’t allow a single run and walked just 2 batters while striking out 27. And that doesn’t even include his appearance in the Arizona Rookie League Championship where he threw 4.1 shutout frames and picked up the win. The interesting thing is that prior to joining the Dodgers, Juan threw 36.2 innings in the Mexican League and wasn’t all that impressive with a 4.42 ERA and a K/9 of about 7. However, the level of play in the Mexican League is usually compared to AAA, so that actually makes a lot of sense as to why Noriega was a merely average in that league. Also, it should be noted that Juan played in the Mexican Winter League this past offseason and his results were very solid as he recorded a 2.45 ERA over 33 innings, although his K/9 was again less than stellar at 5.7. Overall I’m not really sure what to make of Noriega given his size and stats, but I’m guessing that he’ll spend 2012 with the Loons. His results there should give us a better idea of what kind of future he has with the Dodgers.
107. Abdiel Velasquez, RHP (46.2 IP in DSL in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 7/2/09
6’3”, 184 lbs, 19 years old
1-4, 4.05 ERA, 1.54 WHIP, 4.09 FIP, 7.33 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 73; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Abdiel Velasquez is a young right hander from Panama who had an outstanding professional debut in 2010 as a 17 year old with a 2.53 ERA and .150 batting average against through 32 innings. Velasquez returned to the DSL in 2011 and was used mostly in the rotation as he made 9 starts. While most of his pitching statistics appear worse in his sophomore season, his FIP actually improved from 4.39 to 4.09. In addition, the 6’3” Velasquez has a great pitching which I’m hoping generates a good amount of velocity. Given that Abdiel won’t even turn 19 until this upcoming March, he may return to the Dominican Republic for a 3rd season, but he’s also a solid candidate to play in the Arizona Rookie League in 2012. He’s still a sleeper in my book and is someone I’ll continue to watch closely.
106. Joel Lima, RHP (3 IP in AA, 34.2 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 2/22/08
6’0”, 165 lbs, 22.5 years old
3-1, 5.26 ERA, 1.46 WHIP, 5.48 FIP, 9.08 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 88; Pre 2010 Rank: 102; Pre 2009 Rank: 65
Joel Lima, the much younger half brother of the late Jose Lima, was signed by the Dodgers in 2008. After spending two seasons in the Dominican Summer League, where he posted a combined 2.71 ERA through 69.2 innings, Joel was promoted to the Arizona League in 2010. Although he was limited just 17.2 innings with the Arizona Dodgers, Lima had yet another excellent season with a superb ERA and a solid strikeout rate. That brings us to 2011, which saw Lima spend a few months in extended spring training before making his season debut all the way up in AA when the Lookouts were short on relievers in early June. After two impressive appearances Lima was spent back to extended spring training, then spent the rest of the year with the Ogden Raptors. Unfortunately Joel struggled a bit in the Pioneer League as he allowed 9 homers in just 34.2 innings which drove his ERA to 5.71 for the season. He did strike out a batter per inning, however, and showed pretty good control with just 12 walks for the season. I’m guessing that Lima will move to Great Lakes in 2012, and hopefully a more pitcher friendly league will benefit Joel so we can eventually see the second coming of Lima Time.
105. Andy Suiter, LHP (43.1 IP in HiA, 10 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 10th round
6’3”, 215 lbs, 24.75 years old
1-2, 4.56 ERA, 1.50 WHIP, 4.66 FIP, 7.93 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 81; Pre 2010 Rank: 94; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Coming out of high school Andy Suiter was a prize recruit by UCLA, but then due to a broken wrist and poor coaching decisions he transferred to UC Davis where he finally got an opportunity to play. He was drafted by the Yankees in 2008 in the 32nd round, but obviously didn’t sign and returned to UC Davis in 2009. While his 2009 college stats were rather unimpressive, he did improve his velocity and was hitting 94 mph by the end of the season. So the Dodgers decided to take a chance on him with their 10th round pick, and after the draft Logan White said “This kid has a really good arm…He's throwing 94-95 now and has a good change and a good curve ball. The question is getting him to command the strike zone.” Unfortunately Logan was right because control has been Suiter’s biggest issue since turning pro as he has walked 7.2 batters per 9 innings for his career. Outside of his terrible walk rate Suiter’s been pretty good, but you can’t keep your ERA down when you always have runners on base. This past season Suiter spent most of the year with the Quakes (his time in Arizona was on a rehab assignment due to a minor injury), but he was used mostly in middle relief because he couldn’t be trusted in late inning situations. Despite his control issues, Suiter remains an intriguing minor league player due to his mid 90’s fastball and his success against left handed batters (3.60 ERA vs lefties in 2011). I don’t think he’s ready for AA, so he’ll probably return to Rancho Cucamonga in 2012. If he is able to improve his control, however, he may eventually have value as a LOOGY at the big league level.
104. Tae-Hyeok Nam, 1B (30 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 6/16/09
6’0”, 209 lbs, 21 years old, bats right handed
.221 average, .649 OPS, 2 HR’s, 11 RBI, 1 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: 66; Pre 2010 Rank: 50; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
When the Dodgers signed Nam in June of 2009, he became the first Korean high school player they had ever signed. He was scouted throughout his high school career by the Dodgers, where he hit 22 home runs and had 43 RBIs in 65 games to go along with a .314 average. After the signing, Logan White said that Nam had “good power and well above average speed.” White also stated that “Nam is strong physically. With the help of our player development staff, I'm confident that he will become a fine player.” Unfortunately, Nam has been far from a “fine player” in his brief professional career. After getting his feet wet in 2009, Tae spent 2010 in the Arizona Rookie League and had a decent season for a 19 year old with 3 homers and a respectable .713 OPS. He also struck out in 23.5% of his plate appearances, which wasn’t all that bad. Fast forward to 2011, however, and Nam regressed significantly in every offensive category. Not only did he hit just .221, but his strikeout rate increased to 31.1%. The only improvement he showed was his defense, but given that he plays first base he’s going to have to hit a whole lot more if he wants to progress through the system. Despite his struggles I’ve got to think the 21 year old will move up to the Pioneer League in 2012 to give him a change of scenery.
103. Joseph Winker, OF (4 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 43 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 28th round
6’1”, 190 lbs, 22.5 years old, bats left handed
.348 average, 1.007 OPS, 5 HR’s, 47 RBI’s, 4 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Joe Winker was selected by the Dodgers in the 28th round of the 2011 draft after spending four seasons at Mercer University. In his college career Winker established himself as one of the A-Sun Conference’s best player, and in 2011 as a senior he hit .359 ranked 3rd in the conference with a .630 SLG%. He also hit 13 homers and posted a .448 OB%. Here’s a video of him being interviewed after a game in the A-Sun Conference tournament…go to the 4:20 mark. Upon signing with the Dodgers Winker was sent to the Arizona Rookie League and he picked up right where he left off in college. The 22 year old was a little old for the league, but he led the club in every offensive category except for runs and stolen bases. His name was also scattered all over the Arizona Rookie League leader board as he led the league in OB% and also ranked 2nd in the league with his 1.068 OPS. He finished the year with a short stint in the Pioneer League. Despite his impressive stats, Winker doesn't figure to be much of a prospect because of his aforementioned age and the fact that he doesn't really have any standout skill. If he continues to rake then I’ll be forced to change my option, but for now I think he’ll simply be a nice organizational player for the Dodgers. Joe will probably get a chance to play for the Loons in 2012, but I given the Dodgers outfield depth in the lower minor leagues he might not get the chance to be an everyday player.
102. Steve Matre, RHP (1.2 IP in LoA, 17 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 6.2 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 39th round
6’2”, 185 lbs, 23.75 years old
0-1, 4.26 ERA, 1.62 WHIP, 3.00 FIP, 9.24 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 100; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
The Dodgers took a late flyer on Steve Matre in the 2010 draft as they selected him in the 39th round even though he hadn’t play college ball that year due to Tommy John surgery that he had in 2009. Prior to his surgery Matre had completed three outstanding seasons at College of Mount Saint Joseph. As a freshman he immediately stepped into the closer role, and held it all throughout his college career. His career ERA was 1.19 and he registered 32 saves – just 3 short of the Division III record. His best season came in 2009 when he had a 0.41 ERA, a 13.1 K/9, and a .133 batting average against in 22 innings. In addition, even though he missed the 2010 college season, he was cleared to play in a summer league and continued to impress by striking out 20 and walking just two in 15.2 innings of work to go along with a 1.15 ERA. Upon getting drafted, Matre said “I was really excited to hear that I was chosen. It was like a dream come true and something that I’ve wanted to do (play professional baseball) for a long time.” He also participated in an interesting video that was posted on YouTube. After a very short professional debut, Steve started the 2011 season in Ogden where he threw 17 innings of middle relief for the Raptors. Matre got hit around pretty good, however, and posted a 5.82 ERA and a .342 batting average against despite a strong FIP and K/9. A minor injury in early August sent Matre back to Glendale, and he ended up throwing in 7 games for the Arizona Dodgers before finishing his year with a single appearance in LoA. In terms of his stuff, according to Matre himself he throws in the low 90’s with a 4 seam fastball (cut), 2 seam fastball (sink), a slider, and a changeup. Overall I really like Matre as a sleeper prospect, and I think he could have a breakout season for the Dodgers in 2012. Also, everyone knows that it usually takes two full years for someone to fully recover from Tommy John, so 2012 could be his year. I bet he spends the year in the Loons bullpen and could eventually make his way into the closer role for Great Lakes.
101. Steve Domecus, C/LF (60 games in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 9th round
6’3”, 220 lbs, 24.75 years old, bats right handed
.276 average, .771 OPS, 5 HR’s, 23 RBI’s, 2 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 78; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Steve Domecus grew up in Northern California, and after a great high school career he decided to attend UC Santa Barbara. After redshirting his first year (2006), Domecus only started 5 games in 2007 and was told after the season he’d be used as a part time DH the following year. Knowing that he had what it took to be a catcher, Steve transferred to Moorpark Junior College and drew a lot of attention from college and pro scouts. Next thing he knew, the White Sox called during the 2008 draft and asked if he’d sign if he was selected in the 7th round. Domecus wrestled with the decision, but finally told Chicago that he wanted to transfer to Virginia Tech instead. In 2009, his first year at VT, Domecus hit .406 but didn’t show much power and was limited to just 40 games due to a broken hand. Therefore he didn’t get drafted, and returned for his senior season where he improved many aspects of his game. In 2010 Domecus hit .365 for the Hokies with 27 doubles, 13 homers, 60 RBI’s, and 12 stolen bases as the team’s main catcher. Here is some video of his offense and defense. The Dodgers liked what they saw and selected him in the 9th round of the 2010 draft, and Steve made his professional debut in the Pioneer League with relatively average results. He was promoted to Great Lakes in 2011 and served as the part time catcher for the Loons. He missed some time early in the season due to a high ankle sprain, but still got off to a hot start and was hitting .349 at the All Star Break with a .978 OPS. Unfortunately “Doe” struggled in the 2nd half, however, and ended the year with a .276 average. It should also be noted that after he was drafted, most scouts didn't think he would stay behind the plate as a pro, and given that he only threw out 16% of base-stealers a move to the outfield (where he spent some time in college) might be required. I’m not sure his bat plays as an outfielder, however, and Steve knows that. During this past season he told Hugh Bernreuter “I’m athletic enough to play other positions ... I played some games in left field last year. But my future and my value is as a catcher, and that’s what I’m working at.” In 2012 I would guess that Steve will move up to the Quakes and again be a part time backstop.
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It was business time for Lima’s Dad
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Sounds like Brandon is diggin Arce Rodriguez.
Here’s hoping no one calls him ARod
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
better than
Arse Rod
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Nice!
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Christopher Jackson is back on the Isotopes beat
and he caught up with DeJon Watson.
Two parts, here and here.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
castle
Looking forward to see if he can keep killin it in AAA this year..
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
I’m looking forward to see how much 2B and 3B he gets to play.
OB12 - January 23, 2012
This quote is for
IVDown:
David Young - January 23, 2012
Really…Does that mean if he struggles he’s going back to Chattanooga?
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Mostly rhetorical question
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
glue factory
kinbote - January 23, 2012
probably more of a
“if he wants to be more than an org guy.”
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Roving Baseball Instructor
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I was wondering why no one was talking about this article
Until i read it.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
It’s blocked for me: “Adult.”
kinbote - January 23, 2012
that is some low calorie writing
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Good gosh, he only has two inches and 5-10 pounds on me. We can shop together in the boys’ department.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Clubhouse dwarf tossing could be a thing
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I am 5’7" and should weigh 145 – I’m a bit over that at the moment – without exercise to build muscle mass.
David Young - January 23, 2012
I want to hear more about McCourt asking the potential bidders if it was okay if they signed Prince Fielder.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
It would imply that ……so you’re saying there’s a chance
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
give him line, give him line
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
i’m willing to get my hopes up right now.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Is that a real thing?
OB12 - January 23, 2012
It’s true that it’s a story.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
OK, so it was mentioned by someone other than us in this blog?
OB12 - January 23, 2012
Not sure.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
yeah ken gurnick on the most recent Dodgers.com article. "There has also been recent speculation that, with the consent of one or more of the bidders, the Dodgers could make a late run at free-agent first baseman Prince Fielder, who is seeking a long-term deal that could be worth $200 million or more. The Dodgers apparently have been unwilling to add that kind of liability to the balance sheet before the sale because it might negatively impact the purchase price. "
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120123&content_id=26436580&vkey=news_la&c_id=la
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
OK, thanks.
OB12 - January 23, 2012
There was also some media guy that tweeted over the weekend that he was suprised how many baseball people think the Dodgers ultimately make a play for Fielder, or sign Fielder, something like this… Dont have any link to that though, think its in the weekend post though.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
we didn’t even have to give you line, went straight to set the hook
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
David Young - January 23, 2012
I dunno, there’s “speculation” and there’s “making shit up.” Speculation usually requires something to go on.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
I think this conversation qualifies
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Yup
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Speculation is like chatter inside a writer’s head.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
which is like marbles in a toilet as it is being flushed
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Speculation in baseball
is someone believed the shit someone else just made up
mleadman - January 23, 2012
But it’s “recent”!
kinbote - January 23, 2012
speculation is better then nothing.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
That’s better than money….those are IOU’s
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
You can’t have speculation without specula.
OK, I don’t really know what that means.
David Young - January 23, 2012
It would be a lot easier if Ned didn’t go nuts at the dollar store.
NotJoeTorre - January 23, 2012
I seriously doubt the reality of this
What if a bidder said no? Than Frank wouldn’t put them on the final list? There’s too much room for shenanigans.
mleadman - January 23, 2012
If a bidder would say no then dont bid on the Dodgers please!.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Why would they?? With reported prices of over a billion dollars, don’t think Prince Fielder’s contract would be a big deal
NotJoeTorre - January 23, 2012
Then, why ask the question?
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I agree, dont ask questions, just sign Fielder Frank!!. You aint payin for it, and if you keep the parking lots, I promise if you sign Fielder nobody will have any issues parking on your lots.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
I might have an issue.
funkyjam - January 23, 2012 via mobile
BTW
I’m of the opinion that this “Don’t worry about the small deals; we have some big money coming in” is a dangerous view of our team. Very rarely—if not never—can a team survive stupid financial decisions and still win. Even if we’re loaded I want us to be smart.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
If they are massve financial decisions…. not little 2 year chump change deals.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Even still. These little two-years deals are why we can’t sign Oswalt right now.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Bill Murray raises an eyebrow.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
We didn’t resign Kuroda because of it. that actually upset me more than it should have. Most likely because hes a fucking Yankee now
NotJoeTorre - January 23, 2012
From
the LFP:

David Young - January 23, 2012
he makes that shit look good.
NotJoeTorre - January 23, 2012
Why black out the A2K logo?? That’s just wrong….then again Kuroda in pinstripes is just wrong
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
:’(
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Don’t cry Tommy…..we’ve got CAPANG!
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
:’’’’’’’’’’(
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
lol
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
oh, yeah, right now they hurt…. the hope is that it wont hurt our new owners.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Yankees and Red Sox can cant they?
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Maybe the Yankees that one year.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
No one move is going to sink a team. It takes a lot of bad without any good to really end a team.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
The Full Wade
mleadman - January 23, 2012
In yesterday’s Simers piece, Boras says:
I don’t doubt this is true. Boras knows way more about it than I do.
Question: is this good or bad? Would it be a better system if the owners saw their franchises as a business that had to turn a profit every year?
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Hell no because then there’s no incentive to do anything but sit back and collect revenue sharing money.
And Boras’ job is to get as much money from these people as possible he’s totally BSing.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
This is news to Frank McCourt.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Boras said that about owning a franchise, but
Borat says this about Jaime
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
My sister told me
that she happened to be in court one day when Frank and Jamie came through on the way to their court. She said Jamie looked seriously anorexic.
mleadman - January 23, 2012
She must really heat the shit out of those swimming pools to prevent hypothermia.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Didn’t she go blind in one eye from that?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
blind from what
frolicking with the pool boy?
preacher roe - January 23, 2012
Clicking the mouse……….
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
I saw Frank and Jamie in court
during their dissolution trial, Jamie is pretty thin. Frank wore a nice suit.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
My sister thought his suit was nice too
mleadman - January 23, 2012
stalker
delias man - January 23, 2012
Frank wears some nice suits, say what you want about him, but dude can dress.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
I would agree but then I ask the question
who the hell has the capital to buy this team for over 1 billion dollars and then run as it unprofitable business.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Cuban
NotJoeTorre - January 23, 2012
nah – he ain’t that rich
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Mavericks don’t grow on trees
mleadman - January 23, 2012
What we need to do is to re-engineer society in such a way that it runs on something that grows on trees.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
You mean like food? (At least some kinds.)
David Young - January 23, 2012
there go the forrest
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
like Hemp?
I think Chris would be up for that
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
haha hell yeah son…. I got these sweet opening day tickets, only cost me 3 fat nugs!!
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Soooo, chicken nuggets dont work for you baby?? well, I got weed!!!
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Hence Humma’s controversial Pine Cone Platform of 2016.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I’m telling you, lock up the squirrel vote and America will follow.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
wallets would have to get much bigger
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
springtime inflation would be a bitch
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Springtime Inflation for Germany….
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Mark Cuban
would more than likely want a return on his investment. I can only think of former Microsoft exec Paul Allen as someone who has spent money and not be overly concerned about it.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
someone with 7 billion dollars
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Eli Broad!
mleadman - January 23, 2012
yes
its hard to fathom, but there are people who have this kind of money to throw around
nolander - January 23, 2012
And like baseball?
Does Carlos Slim like baseball?
Michael White - January 23, 2012
no
i heard he only likes money
delias man - January 23, 2012
That’s why they call it money.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Oprah
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
McCourt needs to sign Fielder now before he gets the proceeds from the sale...
That way Dodger fans can have the Prince and the Pauper…
even if it’s just for a few months.
BaldBilly - January 23, 2012
Prince is no stranger to the (jalapeno) popper.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
and Marty is evidently no stranger to the red hot pooper
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Wonder if Braun had an issue with hem-ROIDS
BaldBilly - January 23, 2012
Dan Patrick said
From what he heard Ryan Braun Will be completely exonerated
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Or that’s how he felt
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
I heard that what Dan Patrick said will be completely exaggerated
BaldBilly - January 23, 2012
Dude has done roids, stop lying Braun.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
must have been some hair-related product
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
of course
it’s Bud’s team
delias man - January 23, 2012
VECTOR
is now a member of the White Sox. PeeWee and Stultsy, too.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
He and Konerko can swap “catching for the Dodgers” stories.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Continues his quest to earn a pension
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
all of em
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I think Eli Manning needs a raise
nolander - January 23, 2012
He’s already one of the highest paid QB’s in the NFL, no?
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
stop baitin
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
he’s a master
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
X
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
can't stop won't stop
nolander - January 23, 2012
you’ll go blind
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
my palms is too hairy to hide
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
hahaha do you like violence?
Maddz - January 23, 2012
Astros
Crane says they will ‘evaluate’ the team name before next year.
My suggestion: WOLVERINES
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Red Hot Poopers
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Night Stalkers
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
midnight tokers
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Houston Gangsters of Love
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Geto Boys could throw out first pitch.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Nice….I have that song on my phone…..because damn it feels good to be a gangsta
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
awful song
delias man - January 23, 2012
I was referring to their earlier song which sampled “Gangster of Love.” From their self-titled album filled with necrophilia and worse things.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Houston Corpse Fuckers
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Houston Walking Dead
was already their unofficial name
mleadman - January 23, 2012
bravo
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Richard Ramirez takes offense to that.
delias man - January 23, 2012
of Anaheim
kinbote - January 23, 2012
HJ is NUTS! LOL
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Houston Cattle
nolander - January 23, 2012
Houston Cowboys
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Houston Streets
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Houston Houstonians
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Houston Assholes
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
um
Arceholes
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I actually LOL’d
BaldBilly - January 23, 2012
thats good.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Houston Roughnecks.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Can you say Douchebags on here? Just askin’
BaldBilly - January 23, 2012
Houston Fuckbacks is about as far as you can go
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
LOL!
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Lone Star Frackers
kinbote - January 23, 2012
"Silver Tip" Stu Nahan approves of this one
arbfuldodger - January 23, 2012
Colt 45’s
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Houston Lovin’ Cousins
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Phat Cuzzins
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Houston Crawfish
nolander - January 23, 2012
Would the crawfish slide into a pot of boiling water?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
houston
chumps
expos
steers
queers
concealed weapons
kolaches
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
Enrons
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Houston Heater Hunters
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Brought to you by
Aaron MilesAmen, Sailor!Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Winner
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
they still have a LED scoreboard thing
that shows the prices of natural gas, crude, etc in minute maid field.. or at least when I ‘lived’ in houston in 2006 (because of fucking enron)
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
that is awesome
In LA we could show who had the latest boob jobs
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
We do that already
but it’s hidden within whatever movie is being advertised that season
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Phone booth had a tech stock ticker back in the day
I mocked, not because I loved, but because I hated
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
That would have been great during day baseball games in NY. Fights breaking out in stands between Clients and Brokers
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
it was raucous fun until the first tech crash, then is was like notes to a silent dirge running by
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
they also sing
‘deep in the heart of texas’ during the 7th inning stretch which is amazing to behold
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
I always think that song as a euphemism for Cooch
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I felt like pee wee’s big adventure was made real to me in that moment
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
Shitheels
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Houston Oilers
Suck it, Goodell
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Houston Sam’s
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Dallas Vaqueros de Houston
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Prairie Dogs
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Houston Mysteries
Houston Princes
Houston Chickens
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Houston Drexlers
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Gotta be
Houston Drillers
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Cheerleaders
would be the Houston Drill Team. With “Drill Me” on their chests
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Nice
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
and “Tap it” across their ass
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
And tattoos that say, “No, Really, Feel Free to Have Sex with Us” on their arms
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
I was thinking each should wear a tramp stamp proudly….it would be like watching 20 bullseyes simultaneously
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Houston Phi Slamma Jamma
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Houston First?
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Whatson Seconds didn’t sound as good
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Houston Sex Drive
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Houston Texans. Then finally those two words would mean something together.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
500s.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Houston Humidities
fbihop - January 23, 2012
Houston Replacement Levels
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Houston Be My Playground
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Well done.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Houston T-Bones
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
The Houston Astros in Breaking Training.
Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache - January 23, 2012
Houston Of Cash
fbihop - January 23, 2012
FYI
in 2002 when they were trying to pick the Texans name, these were the finalists:
Bobcats, Stallions, Texans, Toros, and Apollos
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Houston Bad Names
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Toros makes the most sense really
nolander - January 23, 2012
I’m for this
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
I’m for china
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
though I’m surprised Stallions made it over Mustangs. Mustangs has such a different connotation
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Sallys
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Burros
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Asses
mleadman - January 23, 2012
here we go again
Arce
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
whitesnake arse
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Is JLo
The Arce de Triumph?
mleadman - January 23, 2012
her ass is the apple of original sin
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Kirsten Dunst agrees
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
you son of a
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Texans is just such a generic blah name
nolander - January 23, 2012
Because Texas
Loves anything in Spanish
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Houston Tejanos
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Houston We Have A Problems.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Ynoa
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Quinoa
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
is good
nolander - January 23, 2012
Always had him confused with the other Ynoa (the one who signed for $4+m). This one looked okay for a while in 2010 then pfffft.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I don’t want to live in a world where Cody Ross has 100 career home runs.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
for someone else
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
beats dying
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
and ghonnorea
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
not if I got 1000 Virgins waiting for me
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
1000 Virgins will surely give you gonorrhea
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Then surely one of those bitches lied about being a virgin
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
all you need is 5 virgins for that
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
how’s the old saying….divide the number of chicks a guy claimed by three….then multiply the number the girl claimed by three?
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
they gotta have it
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
so I’m told
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Natasha Lyonne is so wise.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
that would make me a huuuuuuge slut
Maddz - January 23, 2012
Houston 1000 Virgins
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Tebow
Rated the 19th greatest NFL QB of all-time.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Phil rated the 7th best True Blue Moderator of all time
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Dang, even Andrew got votes? How would anyone know?
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Actually, it’s the 19th best player in the NFL.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Jeeeesus
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
He was 18th.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
YES!
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
He'll make a comeback
mleadman - January 23, 2012
That's a bit of a difference
mleadman - January 23, 2012
link for the reading challenged
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
no
that is not what this list represents.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
that is what I was saying, just not in a helpful way
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Link to
story
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Then how is Tebow listed?
fbihop - January 23, 2012
I always love the implication that today’s players are weak and not that any one of them could squish Roger Staubauch like a flabby grape.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Right
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Maybe they mean they couldn’t play both sides of the ball and if they didn’t have a pad for every spot on their body they may not last longer then a squashed grape against the smaller but much meaner Chuck Bednarik?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I think I would have liked to have played pro football in 1923
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
A friends dad
went to his grave convinced that Jim Brown could whip any of today’s pussies
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Well, he could sure beat the hell out of today’s woman, we know that for sure
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
lol
uh then how about he not play qb and play some other position. he will still be around to metaphysically will his team to victory..
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - January 23, 2012
Think of how bad the average ex player analyst is.
Now ask 20 people who weren’t qualified to do that to name 20 good players.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
The Houston Average Analysts
mleadman - January 23, 2012
HAA!
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Just turned $18 dollars of scratchers into $65!! Fuck yeah!!
delias man - January 23, 2012
Houston Fuck Yeah’s
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Nice!
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Into $65 of scratchers?
mleadman - January 23, 2012
never
delias man - January 23, 2012
Gotta press it
to make some real scratch
mleadman - January 23, 2012
peer pressure....
delias man - January 23, 2012
is the driving force behind just about every bad decision
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
greed and lust and general arceholeness also play a part
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
and stupidity, let us not fail to give Stupidity its due
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
First and foremost . . .
kinbote - January 23, 2012
The Houston Stupids
mleadman - January 23, 2012
that’s dumb
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Which ones did you buy?
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
winners
mleadman - January 23, 2012
bought 6 $3 dollars & diamonds
won 15 and 50.
delias man - January 23, 2012
Old hookers can do the same without using their hands
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Missed opportunity the line should have been
Old hookers call that “Making 65 bucks the hard way”
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
When Chatsworth gets a team and they don’t call themselves the Chatsworth Pornographers something went wrong. If this comment doesn’t increase Eric’s hits by 20%
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Fluffers
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The Houston Fluffers
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Fluffing always works
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The dance team can be the Fluffernutters.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
That could get messy.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
but pleasant
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Explosive
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Houston Bukkake
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I had that listed as 6th
I can think of 5 worst things easily
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
But do those 5 things really require looking up?
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
I asked a girl to do the Inherited MacDougal with me. I got slapped.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
that is the inherited MacDougal. first she slapped you around, then she walked.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Juan Uribe OBP?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Uribe should be the 2012 recipient of the dicky doo award
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Are you arguing with yourself?
mleadman - January 23, 2012
?
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
just fighting with autoformat
nolander - January 23, 2012
The Houston Fighting Autoformats
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Lemon Party………..
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
no
that would be spacedocking
no really
don’t look that up
Maddz - January 23, 2012
great
now i imagine 45,000 dudes in a stadium standing over Carlos Lee.
delias man - January 23, 2012
LOL rec
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
sounds messy
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
That came out of nowhere
Michael White - January 23, 2012
Speculation . . .
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Recent Speculation
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
The Houston Recent Speculations
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
The Respecs
for short
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Find out what it means to me
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
absolutely nothing, say it again
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The Specula for plural.
David Young - January 23, 2012
didn’t he star in Quantum Leap?
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
There has been recent speculation
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Rejaculation
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
sounds messy and unpleasant
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
And something you’d regret.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Tiffani Thiessen
turns 38 today, can you name the oldest of the 6 then teen age leads from Saved by the Bell?
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
one of the following?
Mark Paul Glosslear
Lark Voorhies
Dustin Diamon
Mario Lopez
Elizabeth Berkley
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Googling Dustin Diamond is where I learned one of HJ’s Top Five Things Not To Google.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
LOL He made a porno didn’t he?
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
if this is not verified soon, Joey Joe will show up and give us cast, reviews, and running time
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I don’t know if I’d call it that, but he did something that was video recorded.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I know Diamond was the youngest.
I’ll say Voorhies
Michael White - January 23, 2012
I do know Screech really does have a porno. I’ve never seen it, but I’ve seen the ad for it on the back of my “Gianna Michael’s” DVD.
I have no shame…. :) I give Gianna Michael’s an A for Effort
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
she is sloppy looking
delias man - January 23, 2012
Elizabeth Berkeley
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
True
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Probably the nerdy one, right?
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Was Saved by the Bell the 70’s Show of it’s time?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
no
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I really can’t figure out the analogy, so no.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
I loved SBTB. Even the College Years.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
yes, yes you did
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Houston Bad Taste in TV Shows
fbihop - January 23, 2012
nice
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Golic.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
no
because it was on Saturdays originally and then in syndication, “That 70s Show” was a network prime time show.
Saved by the Bell would be like the Disney Channel or Nick shows that are on now.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
helpful
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The College Years was a primetime show on NBC.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
yes, yes you did
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I loved the movie special when Zach and Kelly finally got married…. I love happy endings.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Vegas. Classic stuff.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
yeah Zach and Kelly should of always been together, I hate when shows fuck with me by not having the people that should be together, together…. Like when Dylan left Brenda for Kelly on 90210 haha
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
I’m glad JD and Elliott didn’t end up together. What a shitshow
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
They did end up together…
Michael White - January 23, 2012
Mad told me she ended up with some junior doctor. I thought they ended up together too
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
In the Last season she wes preggers with his kid and he had move out of the hospital. They ended up together.
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
stop talking like this shit is real
none of this happened
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Snow Globe………………………
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
Mario Lopez was autistic?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain…
nolander - January 23, 2012
I like to live vicariously through tv and movies
so shut up!
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Also yeah
They ended up together in the last season (i refuse to acknowledge the “last” season)
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
I loved that when she picked him over Sean
He realized he wasn’t actually in love with her. Scrubs was awesome.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
I don’t know what was to love about that. JD was a dick
Michael White - January 23, 2012
JD was a terrible person for most of the show
nolander - January 23, 2012
Kind of like Ted on HIMYM
/rabbit hole
/runs away
nolander - January 23, 2012
The episode where he breaks up with the girl on her voice mail
on her birthday, then gets back together only to break up with her…on her birthday again…was pretty brutal.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
yes
yes he was. very much like Ted from HIMYM
Maddz - January 23, 2012
Yeah it was a dick move, but better than the done a million times “lets be together because we are perfect for each other.” If it was real life, I wouldn’t have been a fan of it, especially cause I really enjoyed Sean’s character.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
dude only did 12 episodes, maybe he would be a dick too if he was around longer.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
I think his character was too likable for that
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Okay, never saw either, was just curious.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I will add though that
the cast of That 70s Show were about the same age as the Saved By the Bell group (Kunis. 15 was the youngest and the oldest was Danny Masterson (Hyde) at age 22.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
while true, i would say that the age range of their target audiences were different
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
Who would have ever thought that Macauly Culkin would get Mila Kunis?
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
right? seriously thats crazy.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Home Alone, he always knew
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Boy Meets World was our generation’s That 70’s Show
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
you lost me
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Joannie Loves Chachi
was ours
mleadman - January 23, 2012
And onw that I think about it
Joannie loves Chachi makes Joannie sound like a lesbian
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I would say maybe The Wonder Years because that takes place sometime in the past…. But its not a comedy.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Wonder Years is my all-time favorite show.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
yes, yes you did
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Stop it! lol
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
thing is, he was one more time away from it being funny. one more time and it would have killed.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
he had me two times ago
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
Houston Two Times
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Mattingly says, “That name is taken!”
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
yes, yes you did
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
LOL I’m outy fellas….have a good night everyone
VeroJoe - January 23, 2012
I recall this line from many moons ago
and it didn’t stop for 3 days, lol
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
That's confusing
Both of those are from the same generation, just about 5 years apart.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Some guy named Tom Ziller: Thanks to #KobeSystem I shot 6-28 in a pick-up game and screamed at a courtside Doug Collins that I cannot be guarded. Thanks #Nike! I thought it was funny anyways.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Ziller is the man
Michael White - January 23, 2012
MLBN said
Lincecum turned down a 5/$100M offer from the giants
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Seems about right. $110m will probably get it done.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Family Ties
Since I was only one when Family Ties debuted, don’t really remember much about it. Was “Alex P. Keaton” a play on Michael J. Fox’s name?
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
I assume it had more to do with making his character more formal to match his formal Republican persona.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
silverwidow being silverwidow
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I would guess no
since no one knew who Michael J. Fox was when he was cast. Also, originally the producers wanted Matthew Broderick for the role but he was unavailable.
The J. does not stand for anything in his name, he put it there because there was already a Michael Fox registered with Screen Actors Guild. His given middle name is Andrew. According to his biography, Fox didn’t like the sound of Michael A. Fox or Michael Andrew Fox so he went with J. as a homage to character actor Michael J. Pollard.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Cool, thanks
I think the middle initial does sound a bit pompous though.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
only if he announces himself as Michael J. Fox. If he says, “Hi, I’m Mike”, what does it matter? Professionals in all kinds of different industries use a middle initial to identify themselves.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
When I met him
back in the day, he called himself “Mike”
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
I remember you telling me that story. Loved that he was so personable.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Bet he shook. His hand.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
wow
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Michael J. Fox made a whole career out of being the guy you got when you couldn’t get the guy you wanted.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Serious, who did they want for Doc Hollywood then?
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
What is Doc Hollywood?
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
one of the movies he was in. 1st one that came to my mind… I also like the movie Greedy that he was in.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
The Dodgers are where our circles overlap, that and crudity, but not crudites
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
whatever man, stop acting like you havent seen Doc Hollywood haha
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
The only thing
I remember about Doc Hollywood:

David Young - January 23, 2012
yeah I remember that scene… I was a big MJF fan so ive seen alot of his movies. I miss him actually.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
The David Eckstein of the entertainment industry
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Gritty actor.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
Seemed like Cars was basically an animated redo of Doc Hollywood was itself was probably cobbled from a 1/2 dozen previous shows.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
They were going to make it as an animated movie starring Foghorn Leghorn. When that fell through, somebody said, “Well, what about Michael J. Fox?”
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Dr. Murray
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Harvey Lembeck
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Dr. Ruth!
David Young - January 23, 2012
greatness
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
but you could take him
in a fair fight.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
well I mean
back in the day – sorry about that.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
yeah, who in the hell can’t beat the shit out of a midget with the shakes?
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Superman
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Houston Supermen!
iiidown - January 23, 2012
You might call it The Secret of His Success
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
droll
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I enjoyed that one
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
The part where he slept with his aunt was weird. Actually, the whole movie was insane. I barely remember it because I was drinking heavily when I was watching it.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
dowager aunty sex has long been a road to the top
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
It’s a long way to the top.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
we’re just trying to up the google hits today
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Has anyone seen Louis Malle’s Murmur of the Heart? (La souffle au coeur – 1971). A young boy and his mother.
berkowit28 - January 23, 2012
No
But Spanking the Monkey was okay. The director is a personal favorite of mine.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Ohhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
David Young - January 23, 2012
Richard Gere has vultured several roles that John Travolta turned down.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Call me!
No, really, call me. I need the work
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Actually that’s known as Gerbiling
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I’m a fan, going to have a hard time other then Teen Wolf coming up with a Michael Fox movie / Show that I did not like. His guess spot on Scrubs was awesome.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
His Larry David episode was very funny
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The Frighteners was pretty bad.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
I liked it
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
What is there not to like about Teen Wolf?
It had a perfect 1980s dick preppy kid villain, a selfish play vs. teamwork subplot, true girlfriend vs. hotter but bitchier girl, and had Frances Buxton / “Hey look it’s Enrico Palazzo” guy as the starting center on the basketball team.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Never watched it
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Also, I love the sight gag when he opens the bathroom door and his dad is there.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Bright Lights, Big City
David Young - January 23, 2012
Never saw Bright Lights:
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Saw it in first release
so it is a distant memory now, but my recollection is that my reaction was similar to Ansen wrote.
David Young - January 23, 2012
I looking over his movie history, other then the BTFT he never really made any great movies but for the most part they were watchable. A rental if you will.
However is work with Rev Jim on the BTFT gives him my thumbs up.
Loved this quote from Wiki:
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
No bright lights, no big city went to my head
So I won’t stick around in this town
No I’m getting out instead
fbihop - January 23, 2012
I tried to tell her, mama, but she wouldn’t hear what I said.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
The only funny thing I’ve ever seen David Spade do is his MJF imitation.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I remember him doing that with Sean Penn as Penn gave him a tattoo. They re-enacted “Casualties of War.” It was pretty funny.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Speaking of funny - Can I get a ruling
Portlandia
Funny?
Funny and pretty fucking weird?
Funny, pretty fucking weird, and hipster?
Not Funny?
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Their weird stuff is generally terrible but other than that it’s great.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
We were expecting to laugh a lot, we did not.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Watched it for the first time yesterday. I enjoyed it, but wasn’t blown away.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Haven’t seen the second season, but I would say C is the best answer. There were a few laugh out loud moments for me, and I enjoyed it overall and thought it was funny, but also fucking weird at times and hipstery too.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
As long as we are handing out rulings
Napoleon Dynamite Cartoon is…..
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
The worst show since Allen Gregory.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Worse than Work It?
David Young - January 23, 2012
Is that out yet? I haven’t had the misfortune to stumble upon it.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Been and Gone..
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
It’s been broadcast and canceled already!
David Young - January 23, 2012
not something anyone will have to worry about in a few weeks.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
why? It was canceled? Was it just those 2 episodes?
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
It is funny, but like all sketch shows it is really uneven.
You can tell that Armisen and Brownstein really like Portland, so sometimes it seems like the humor is a bit restrained — they don’t go for the jugular.
Still, I like it.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
OK, I just watched Friday’s episode of Portlandia and it was the worst so far.
So I wouldn’t judge it on Friday’s episode.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
Haven’t seen it. I wish Flight of the Conchords would come back (another DT discovery). Anyone know if it’s cancelled?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
They chose not to do any more.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Probably a good thing, good chance they shot the wad and another season would never have lived upto the previous awesomeness.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Better to burn out than to fade away.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
I got somethin to say
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Neil cheated and went both ways
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Lust never sleeps.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
I still say “yes” like the manager sometimes.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Yes
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Present.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
I’m right here
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
“Bret.” “Bri?”
Nolij - January 23, 2012
the expression on their face
when the manager says he made up their award oh my god
and my mom introduced me to FotC when she would sing Motherflippin’ in the kitchen
Maddz - January 23, 2012
Why was he unavailable? It was his day off.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
Save Ferris
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Noriega
Throws a high 80s, low 90s fastball. I think it tops out at 91. Pretty f’in amazing for a little guy. Throws a decent curve. I think a change. AND HE THROWS A KNUCKLEBALL. lol. pretty good movement.
w0nderbrad - January 23, 2012
The little dictator.
Nolij - January 23, 2012
His namesake was captured during, I shit you not, Operation Nifty Package.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
The Panamanian Strongman
mleadman - January 23, 2012
The Pockmarked Killer
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I throw 47mph when I’m moving in a car traveling 80 mph.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
Quantum Leap II
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Except that I have no desire to put right what once went wrong. Also, why would I want my next leap to be the leap home? I want my next leap to be into Christina Hendricks.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
we’d have to send out a mountain survival team to find you
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Stallone could find him.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
and that’s the last time anyone saw Humma.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I loved
Quantum Leap.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Houston Leapers!
iiidown - January 23, 2012
funniest thing overheard when Noriega was pitching
it was a roving instructor or a rehab guy, can’t remember which… “man, they let the bat boy on the mound?”
w0nderbrad - January 23, 2012
in college an opposing team brought in a reliever who was 5 foot nothin. I went up to the announcer booth and asked my friend the announcer to borrow the microphone.
“Would the parents of [pitcher’s name] please come up to the scorer’s table, we’ve found your missing child”
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
I hope someone got one in the earhole
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
sadly no. i was a reliever in college or it would have been me i’m sure. I did a fair amount of conditioning for that one
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
I would have thrown one into the dugout
that and hands
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I would have shrugged and pointed to the 5’10" girl I was dating.
Humma Kavula - January 23, 2012
the exception to the sportsmanship rule
is if you make the opposing team laugh too
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
even if you laugh, someone has to pay the bill
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Suppose, but it was well-natured and both teams got a kick out of it, so nothing happened.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
would be like throwing at Larry Walker for turning his helmet around against randy johnson
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
and a good time was had by all
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
If the kid was okay with his height, it would be funny for everyone, if he had a huge chip, then problems. That said any kid 5’0 pitching in your league is fucking impressive.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
i think he didn’t get mad because he was also good.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
cool
thanks for the info
Brandon Lennox - January 23, 2012
I guess the Pineda/Montero trade is official. I see it on the official daily transaction tally.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Montero finally got to Seattle to take his physical I take it.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Actual quote from Pineda (on twitter)
kinbote - January 23, 2012
you are a dirty dirty liar aren't you
nolander - January 23, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/YankeesWFAN/status/161575508461617152
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I always have trouble with twitter links. It’s real.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Is that what they call a 140 character brown nose?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I asked because its way more then 140 characters
nolander - January 23, 2012
Is that what they call a Trilogy Tweet?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
It was three parts. I saw it here (2nd comment):
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/1/23/2728332/trades-official#comments
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Can take off the pound-exclamation-slash and the link will still work.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
So early into my career LOL. It’s like “I know I’m good, so the Yankees would buy me eventually, but this is even better!”
Nolij - January 23, 2012
All the Mariner fans who decried the trade will now burn him in effigy
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
It didn’t go over too well on Lookout Landing.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
That would be like us trading Rubby for Logan Morrison, then having most of us have a tantrum about it, then have Rubby said he’d always dreamed of pitching for the Marlins alongside Josh Johnson while giving no props to Kershaw. Fuck Rubby
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Not this year.
Nolij - January 24, 2012
Because he didn’t provide a subject header and used too much chat speak and not enough proper English. #banned
Xeifrank - January 23, 2012
Wish this was how players felt about coming to the Dodgers, hopefully it will be again.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Felix says fuck you
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
this amused me yesterday
nolander - January 23, 2012
He took a beating yesterday. I have to say, that’s one heck of a SF defense. They don’t miss any tackles and they did a great job making halftime adjustments.
Michael White - January 23, 2012
that defense is never out of position
everybody always in his gap
they were amazing to watch
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
It was weird for them to lose on turnovers
bu that game was a total stalemate at the end. Someone had to lose.
nolander - January 23, 2012
I thoroughly enjoyed when he was hit as he was passing
then sacked the next play in the 4th or overtime (probably overtime).
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
never under estimate the heart of a champion
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
Heard on the radio that was the first team with a winning record the Patriots beat all year.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
its true
but as I pointed at when I posted this before the playoffs started(go me), they beat like 8 .500 teams
nolander - January 23, 2012
9 if you include the broncos
nolander - January 23, 2012
I figured it had already appeared here. 49er fans are upset they can’t see their defense against Brady.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Ravens have the better pass defense anyways
nolander - January 23, 2012
hell they let eli throw for 300 yards
they think they are going to have better success against brady?
nolander - January 23, 2012
IN THE RAIN!
I mean Eli might be a top 5 QB this year, but Brady is better still and has more weapons
nolander - January 23, 2012
or they just want to see brady get hit a lot like eli did
and I’m ok with that.
nolander - January 23, 2012
I thought Brady was broken after that goal-line leap.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
he looked like it
nolander - January 23, 2012
Dodger face book post.
Clayton Kershaw received his Cy Young award on Saturday night, and now you can take home a replica when the Dodgers host the Pirates on Wednesday, April 11. Visit http://bit.ly/xUZDeM to buy a mini plan today!
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
Wow
Chuck Bednarik is still alive, I thought he’d be older then 86
You just knew his family were steelworkers from Pennsylvania.

meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
The grit and the stogie. Bold call.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Wiki
Wiki
Always fun to find out these coaches were hard asses. Ever try to picture Tom Landry playing football?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I think Landry was a badass DB for the Giants
mleadman - January 23, 2012
he was, but I always found it hard to picture him ripping into a wide receiver, he had such a way about him.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
You can’t see it, but his in his right hand he has a shot of whiskey
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Dude’s a bad-ass.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
Jack Daniels?? See he smoked and drinks and didnt die early, it can be done.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Probably no weed though.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Bednarik was one of the last of the two-way players. Pretty bad-ass mofo.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Pats are bringing it back
nolander - January 23, 2012
I had actually forgot the pats played the giants earlier this year
whats the line?
nolander - January 23, 2012
3
kinbote - January 23, 2012
damn I was hoping it was something stupid like when the pats where going for history
nolander - January 23, 2012
That was 14 and moved to 12. This is 3 and some places 3.5.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
yeah
I still regret not putting money on that game, seemed like a sure thing pats wouldn’t beat them by that much
nolander - January 23, 2012
Could have bet AFC +6 a few weeks back when the Packers and Saints were still alive.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
I think Giants are taking this one
nolander - January 23, 2012
I dont know man. In that 07 season, NE beat NYG in NY by 3 in week 17, then lost by 3 in SB…. This year NE lost by 4 at home, so I think now NE will win the SB lol… I just have a feeling NE is going to avenge that SB loss in 07 and win this year… Who knows.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Hey did you hear Kyle Williams has received death threats? crazy
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
they actually burned things on jacoby jones front lawn
when that happens get back to me.
nolander - January 23, 2012
Houston Arsonists.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Zach Lee
Chad is watching DVDs of Lee and said he’s not seeing #1 starter stuff.
silverwidow - January 23, 2012
Neither were the MWL hitters
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I've mostly heard #2 stuff from people like Josh Sickels and BA
He’s also a projectability guy, if i understand the reports correctly, so the fastball might get a little more zippy.
Taylor Maricle - January 23, 2012
I’d be thrilled if he turned into a #2 starter.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I’d be thrilled if he turned in Mike Stanton
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Every source I trust says number two upside more likely number three.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Guess we’re gonna have to go to Rancho Cucamonga this season and see for ourselves.
Most important thing to remember: kid is what, 19?
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Si
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Except I don’t count myself as a source I trust :)
I’m not exactly going off controversial information, good secondary stuff, but doesn’t throw super hard and right now he elevates his fastball which explains why he was dinger prone this year.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Plus there is the issue that even if he is 19, it’s an older 19 and there were four younger mostly unheralded guys (Taijuan Walker, Adys Portillo, Antonio Cruz and Kyle Ryan) that had similar or better seasons than Lee.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
the fuck is an “older 19”? I’m not concerned with whether he’s the next Clayton Kershaw or Justin Verlander winning 17 games as a 23 year old. But if he’s got the stuff to be an above average starter over the long term it’s nothing to squash.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
He’s two months away from being 20 and I’m agreeing more and more that the difference between 19 and two months and 19 and ten months is a difference that matters.
I’m not squashing Lee at all, just saying that Chad’s assessment that Lee’s future probably isn’t going to be ace pitcher.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
nature of prospects, i suppose.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
The age effect is valid. I imagine you read “Outliers.”
kinbote - January 23, 2012
one thing to note though from a recent BA article
“He displayed a deep repertoire—including a fastball that touched 98 mph—and above-average control. He also put on 30 pounds of muscle since high school, growing to 220. But the biggest change he made this year, he says, is learning how to make changes.
“You have to try to make adjustments as quick as you can on the fly,” he said. “Try to understand your delivery. Why you’re making mistakes and try to fix those. Each hitter, each at-bat and each pitch really.”
Brandon Lennox - January 23, 2012
That’s news.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
i was going to save it for my writeup on him since i guess nobody saw the article
but since we are on the topic i figured it was worth posting
Brandon Lennox - January 23, 2012
30 pounds of muscle?
WTF?
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Jesus my eyes just locked on to 98 and I missed that. That really can’t be right.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
in a year and a half of professional training he could totally do that. I just hope he did it right and under proper supervision. football lifting and pitching lifting are WAY different and if he lifted like he would for football he could seriously tear some shit up in his arm if he just goes out there hard again
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
I’m sure he was on a pitcher program. Dodgers wouldn’t risk that arm.
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
players do stupid shit in the offseason.
See: Russell Martin
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Russell Martin didn’t get a shit ton of money as a bonus
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
no, he was already a starting MLB player making way more money than Zach Lee when he was doing stupid offseason workouts.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
thats true
Are you talking about the MMA one?
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
I think he went from GET SWOLE DRINK BEER to wheatgrass and yoga in the span of one year.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
I dunno
when I came back from Nashville, I put on 10 pounds of muscle in a month. And I’m a girl.
Maddz - January 23, 2012
i thought last season everyone said he touched 95-96, lived low 90’s. 98 is revelatory but it could have just been 1 gun on 1 day.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Yeah I’ve been going off sits low 90s can touch mid 90s.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
i’m excited to go watch him and Gould play.
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
ANDYYYY SUITERRRRRR
AGGIESSSSSS!
Taylor Maricle - January 23, 2012
3/11/2012 6:30 PM GS
3/12/2012 7:30 PM Celtics
3/14/2012 7:30 PM Hawks
3/15/2012 7:30 PM Suns
3/17/2012 12:30 PM Rockets
3/18/2012 12:30 PM Pistons
Tough stretch
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Most important part of that 8-day stretch...
6 home games for the Clippers
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Right, I was trying to figure out which games to got to and I was like holy shit, that is alot of games in eight days.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
4-2?
6-0 – Wow!
5-1 – Nice!
4-2 – Ok
3-3 – Disappointing
2-4 – Sucks
1-5 – Holy shit!
0-6 – wtf
Xeifrank - January 23, 2012
WGT 6 - 0
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Omar Vizquel, now a Blue Jay, per Jerry Crasnick, and confirmed by Rosenthal.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
THE Omar Vizquel?
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
There is only one. When another Omar Vizquel is born the eldest travels there and sacrifices him to the Baseball Gods to allow him to play another year.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
i guess he really wants to be the first player with 3000 hits not to make the HOF
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
Pete Rose, Rafael Palmeiro.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
o. rite.
well i guess he wants to be the first player to get 3000 hits and still not play well enough to get into the HOF
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
Minor league deal with a spring training invite, says Crasnick.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Good time to be a Rangers fan
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2012/2612842.html
kinbote - January 23, 2012
wasted money
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
And Yu?
kinbote - January 23, 2012
not being an astute watcher of pro football anymore, when Manning threw a Touchdown pass I heard the announcer say Manninghands Touchdown and thought it was a new way of proclaiming a Manning Touchdown Pass, and was bummed to find out it was the name of the receiver.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Top 10 relief pitchers right now on MLBN
No Kenley, that shall change.
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
BUT
They say he could break in next year
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Guess he’ll have to break his own record.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
he’ll be #1 next year. no doubt.
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
There is doubt
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
The Houston Doubters
mleadman - January 23, 2012
not from me. i would take a friendly bet
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
That he’ll be number one? Sure.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
do we know that mlbn will rank again next season? if not, who’s a reliable source that does yearly rankings lile that?
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
they started last year
So they’ll probably do it again
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Kenley, post All-Star break, MLB career
48 games
50 innings
21 walks (20 unintentional)
89 strikeouts
0 home runs
.120/.255/.144 opposing batters (16 singles, 4 doubles in 167 AB)
4 runs
0.72 ERA
0.820 WHIP
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
89 strikeouts in 192 PA. Not even half. Loser.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
he should walk fewer guys to get that oOPS down
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
What a loser
he’s actually allowed 4 extra base hits!
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
They must have only paid attention pre-June
He will be top 10 by a year from now. If he had gotten more than 20 saves (replacing guerra) he would have made it probably.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Brandon Morrow signed a 3-year, $20 million extension with Toronto.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Buys out one free agent year. Made $2.3 million in 2011.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Mind-blowingly good stuff. Mariners aren’t always right when they dump young power RHPs.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
That's why they are no longer
the #6org anymore.
Xeifrank - January 23, 2012
Hey now
they got an alright reliever for him! What a dumb trade then and dumb trade now. Morrow may not be a top tier arm, but he is definitely a good 2 or 3 option.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
If you wanted to see the pink chicken slurry go to the link below:
http://docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can-you-guess-what-mcdonald%E2%80%99s-food-item-this-is/
Not for the faint of heart.
Grimjack - January 23, 2012
dynamiters
Need dynamite
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Matt Kemp ranked number one Roto pick
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
espn ranked braun #1 before the ped story broke. i guess Kemp beat him at something
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
Not having herpes?
fbihop - January 23, 2012
is that something i missed about Ryan Braun?
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
rumor
Not confirmed.
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Rumor is that Braun says it was herpes medication that made his test come back dirty.
But that wouldn’t cause elevated testosterone.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
I heard today
That was not his defense.
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
That’s sad for the joke potential alone.
fbihop - January 23, 2012
Not if it was gonorrhea medication instead.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Dodgers (and USC) photographer Jon SooHoo has been posting some classic older photos
recently on his blog. This is one of some beat writers in the 1990s, including Steve Dilbeck, at Vero Beach. Check out the lineup against the Orioles:
Butler CF
Mondesi RF
Piazza C
Strawberry LF
Karros 1B
Wallach 3B
Treadway 2B
Bournigal SS
Hansell P
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
pretty much still how press boxes are built : )
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
Who knew
Chris Penn was a sportswriter?
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I wonder when Sharps gave out those free hats.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Guy on the left, I used to work with
at the Daily Breeze and the Times. His name is Terry Johnson. He died of a heart attack about 10 years ago
mleadman - January 23, 2012
He could have easily been
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
he has a sweet ’stache in that photo
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I remember the name. Aside from Johnson, Dilbeck, and current Clippers writer Brad Turner, the only other name I know is Ken Daley, who I believe used to do some radio hits with Hacksaw back in the day.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Guy standing up in the brown jacket and the guy on the far right look familiar, but I can’t place them
mleadman - January 23, 2012
Per SooHoo’s post, the guy standing up is Randy Franz (could be Daley I suppose; I’m not sure what he looked like) and the dude on the far right was former Dodgers PR guy David Tuttle.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Hah, I just now noticed you had a link to it. Those are some great photos
mleadman - January 23, 2012
and that looks like
a Trash-80 in front of him. Man, I hated those
mleadman - January 23, 2012
I’m pretty sure I had a pair of pants like the ones Turner is sporting.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
????
?????
Taylor Maricle - January 23, 2012
Dr. Dre!
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
i like it
court168627 - January 23, 2012 via Android app
Oh jeez
Hollywood Joe - January 23, 2012
I can't take credit. It's from Snoop's instagram
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
Sorta NSFW (swearing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cK7QWwFmlA
Taylor Maricle - January 23, 2012
TOP PROSPECTS OF THE DECADE
Year Player, Position 2011 Org.
2002 Ricardo Rodriguez, rhp Out of baseball
2003 James Loney, 1b Dodgers
2004 Edwin Jackson, rhp Cardinals
2005 Joel Guzman, ss/of Chunichi (Japan)
2006 Chad Billingsley, rhp Dodgers
2007 Andy LaRoche, 3b Athletics
2008 Clayton Kershaw, lhp Dodgers
2009 Andrew Lambo, of Pirates
2010 Dee Gordon, ss Dodgers
2011 Zach Lee, rhp Dodgers
G.Scott - January 23, 2012
I had two top 10 prospects and all I got was Danys Baez.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Andrew Lambo
will be fighting for his minor league career this year. Andy LaRoche signed a minor league deal with Cleveland this winter. Joel Guzman netted the Dodgers Chris Withrow (and unfortunately James Adkins).
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Lambo’s bio – Up in Smoke
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Joel Guzman for Julio Lugo at least in pure hindsight is one of Ned’s top five trades.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Wasn’t that great at the time (trading a potential power bat for a slappy middle infielder), but Guzman never amounted to anything. Lugo’s career kind of nose-dived after being traded to LA.
FeelinKindaBlue - January 23, 2012
Lugo became a type-A free agent, leading to the comp draft picks that became the aforementioned Withrow and Adkins.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Thank goodness for pitching prospects.
All up to Dee Gordon now
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Among the pitchers only Ricardo failed. Not bad really.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
We’re lucky Edwin barely edged out Greg Miller.
regfairfield - January 23, 2012
Right
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Brilliant Birthday Starts can do that.
Also lucky Elbert never was top dog.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Zach Lee was the Dodgers' number one prospect for
Baseball America’s 2012 rankings.
Dee Gordon was the No. 1 prospect (BA) for 2010 and 2011
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
Ricardo Rodriguez doesnt sound familiar, dont remember ever hearing about him. Is he out of baseball for injury reasons, or went from top prospect to just never making the show?
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
He was part of a
three player deal for Paul Shuey in 2002.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
thanks
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
Dan Evans bristled when it was brought up that he was Baseball America’s #1 Dodger prospect at the time. He said something like, “We didn’t rank him that way.” Also, our system was crap so #1 meant virtually nothing.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
For now
2003, 2004, 2006, 2008, 2010 are all successes to a point. Let’s hope that every other year trend ends here and Lee makes it and makes it strong.
Ivdown - January 23, 2012
Starbucks
will begin selling beer and wine at select So Cal stores by the end of the year. I’ve always wondered why more coffee shops don’t pursue liquor licenses
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
Bah. I don’t want a glass wine from Starbucks, I want a little brandy, amaretto, or Jameson’s to go in that coffee.
David Young - January 23, 2012
because why spend $5 when you can spend $10
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
It is not worth the hassle for that
liquor license.
I hope Starbucks plans to raise its liability insurance. Also, no one under 18 can serve alcohol. Personally, I think the margins on coffee are so much higher than that of beer and wine.
bhsportsguy - January 23, 2012
I wonder
what percentage of people drinking at a bar, restaurant, club etc… end up driving a car back home.
Xeifrank - January 23, 2012
I always wondered why cops arent just sitting outside of those places.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
They do, at times. Watch yourself Friday and Saturday nights in the area near Los Toros, for example. They’re not there doing their job every weekend, but often enough that people should be aware of it.
David Young - January 23, 2012
yeah they do a check point on Topanga Canyon close to there sometimes I believe. Luckily for me, I get the hook up on where check points are ahead of time. I wonder why police release that info anyways, but whatever.
uschris0304 - January 23, 2012
It’s better to catch the chronically stupid rather than the occasionally stupid.
David Young - January 23, 2012
No one under 21, that is.
Taylor Maricle - January 23, 2012
Sure
you need to maximize the utility of that license. I think with a beer/wine license you can also serve liqueurs that are under a certain proof, so while that would rule out the Jameson’s, maybe the amaretto is not out of the question.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Cause they be expensive and now they have to card everyone who does not look like Marty
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
in hip neighborhoods though…there was a place in San Francisco’s Upper Mission district (almost the Castro, but not quite) that had an espresso bar for the mornings then turned into a bar at night. Made the coolest girly drinks, like giant Pina Colatas with huge chunks of pineapple, which ran like $15 a drink. I went there the first time not knowing what it was, because I had to submit a mini-comic book for a contest, and the store owner was there collecting them. He bought me a drink and I noticed there was a fleet of Vespa scooters outside.
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
In the late sixties, my dad had a late model, red Vespa scooter. Somewhere there are old black and white photos of us sitting on it.
David Young - January 23, 2012
Boom Boom
To Baltimore
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
OUT GO THE LIGHTS!
David Young - January 23, 2012
Over the last 2 years Texas has gone 5-7 and 7-5 in regular season games. This apparently earned Mack Brown a contract extension through 2020 and will average around $5.5 mil per year.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
Flags fly forever. #HookEm
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
hug'em, chug'em
Footbaaaaaaaaaalllllll
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
Fuck Mack Brown.
Nolij - January 24, 2012
The Magic scored 36 points in the first half tonight.
In the second half they outdid themselves and scored just 20 points.
Outside of Howard (who only made 4 shots) nobody on the team made more than 2 shots.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
Wow, that is something. 56 points is slightly less than they scored on the Lakers.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
I feel like Don Drysdale and wondering if they won
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
you know who's proven he can beat Boston?
Andrew Bynum :)
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
I’m setting up a new auction keeper league. No entry fee. Quality owners.
12 team, $260, slow auction. Keeper by adding $5.
5×5, but we’re debating over the format right now.
(2) C, !B, 2B, 3B, SS, MI, CI, (5) OF, (UTL), (9) P, (2) BN
We want to start drafting this week. Gotta fill it quick with quality owners. Do you have interest? Share your Yahoo ID & I may offer an invite.
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
explain it to me like I"m 5
nolander - January 23, 2012
Mixed 12 team is like an all – star team.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
You should have a field day playing with us then
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
1 spot left
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
Free entry leagues quickly turn into 3 people playing and a waste of time. JMO
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I am just having problems filling the final spot. The bulk of us are regulars at the FantasyBaseballCafe with a few other savy owners I’ve played with at a board I used to mod at. This hasn’t been a general admission type league.
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
Slow auction. Need to start ASAP
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
Good luck
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Watching MLB channel for the first time this year.
They add a very sweet looking Brunette for updates
Carlos Beltran is as awesome as I always thought he was
Outta here is a cool show.
Jon Heyman does not sound healthy
Eric Byrnes is an idiot
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Byrnes grows on you
Homerj24 - January 23, 2012
Like a virus
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Liked him as a player, he seems like he should be matched with Mitch Williams.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I hate Byrnes more than any non-Giant ever.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Loved the full effort fall flat throws.
You hate strangely
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I don't like tantrums
nolander - January 23, 2012
Good thing Manny never had those
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Not a big Manny fan when all was said and done
nolander - January 23, 2012
and a lot of it came off as for show
nolander - January 23, 2012
Byrnes is a phony who only dove for show after the fact.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
So you are saying Paul Blair would look upon him with disdain?
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Blair from Facts of Life would too.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
Not too soon.
kinbote - January 23, 2012
I used to think Lima was a phony until he was a Dodger so now I judge more slowly. He’s still an idiot on the show.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
are you talking about
When he would keep Cain over Lincecum?
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
That, and just every comment that comes from him. Slow down, take a breath, complete a sentence.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Wiffle ball game on that MLB Network field could be awesome
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
So like… Is Club David Young’s House going on?
Julio Nievas - January 23, 2012 via mobile
I always got the feeling that David was a bartender working his way through college
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
I’m so glad this is a thing
Maddz - January 23, 2012
Rewatched the 2010 Bengie Molina cycle. Some bad Boston defense gave him that double triple but still amazing he did it. The home run to CF was cruuuuushed.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
Looking forward to Baseball IQ – We should play it simul here while it is going on.
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
so kelly was offered the job
but turned it down
nolander - January 23, 2012
Oregon
just won the National Title
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
They would have gotten Boise's dude if they lost kellly
they woulda been fine.
nolander - January 23, 2012
not national title fine.
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
A lot of people here in Boise who know what they are talking about seemed pretty confident that the timing of this would have made Petersen turn down the job if it had become available. People figured he’d only take it if he was offered as much, or more than, as what UCLA offered him.
I personally was happy to read Kelly changed his mind. I didn’t want to risk losing Petersen 9 days before LOI day.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
Chip Kelly will lose twice to USC in November 2012.
Eric Stephen - January 23, 2012
sounds like Tressel
Will be the new Colts head coach
Tommy Blackjack - January 23, 2012 via iPhone app
I’m good with that
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
I wouldn’t be so sure about that (that is unless I am missing some breaking news). They are interviewing the Ravens DC in the next day or so. I think he has a better chance at getting the job.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
Dodgers receive more than 10 opening bids for the team
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-bidders-20120124,0,2729490.story
A few new names in there I hadn’t heard.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
Josie, maybe you can help me, isn’t Kroenke obligated to buy (or is it just offer to buy?) the remaining shares of Arsenal? I’d imagine that would cost a pretty penny.
He’d also have to either put the team in his sons name or make a deal with the NFL and possibly moving the Rams back to LA. That or go in as a minority owner at first.
VegasBlues - January 23, 2012
that thing happened last offseason, but it’s some deal where in order to up the percentage he controls he has to offer to buy all the shares
He could always buy the Dodgers then sell a Rams majority to AEG for Farmers Field
Josie Becker - January 23, 2012
name change
Los Angeles 1%ers
kinbote - January 23, 2012
guys
latin is hard.
and with that, i’m going to bed.
Maddz - January 23, 2012
NPUT
http://www.truebluela.com/2012/1/23/2717040/a-camel-for-eric
meercatjohn - January 23, 2012
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