Here is the next part of my Dodger minor league countdown. We are getting to the point of my ranking where basically all of the players could be considered fringe prospects at the very least, so most of the names should be pretty familiar. This group in particular includes a few younger players whose ranking is based on projection, as well as some older minor league veterans who are basically a breakout season away from making it up to the big leagues. As always feel free to debate my ranking and let me know who you think should have ranked higher or lower.
80. Matt Kirkland, 1B/3B (39 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 12th round
6’2”, 210 lbs, 21 years old, bats right handed
.292 average, .755 OPS, 4 HR’s, 30 RBI’s, 0 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 59; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Matt Kirkland was selected by the Dodgers out of high school in the 12th round of the 2010 draft, and although he had committed to play college ball at Tennessee he signed with the Dodgers pretty quickly. After signing he said, “It's a thrill. My family is excited. The community is excited. I got a lot of support. I think it's good for the community. I plan to represent my family and community as best as possible.” In high school Kirkland hit 17 homers as a junior and 11 bombs as a senior (with a .505 average). According to pre-draft scouting reports, Kirkland was described as having plus raw power and was also said to be an above average defender with a plus arm and good range. You can judge for yourself in this showcase video. After a short 16 game professional debut in the Arizona Rookie League, Kirkland spent 2011 with the Ogden Raptors. Matt put together a relatively solid campaign in his sophomore season, and even though he only hit 4 homers Kirkland managed to bat .292 and had a torrid month of July during which his OPS was .958. The one problem with his season, however, was that Kirkland has apparently switched positions from 3rd base to 1st base because that is where he spent the entire year. That move causes Matt to lose a ton of value as a prospect because while his bat would have been intriguing at 3rd base, as a 1st baseman his hitting potential appears to be average at best. I don’t think there will be room for Kirkland in a full season league in 2012, so I believe that he’ll probably return to the Pioneer League for another season. Hopefully he’ll get another shot at the hot corner so he can regain some of his value, but if he remains at 1st base for the rest of his career then I doubt he’ll have what it takes to make it to the show.
79. Travis Denker, 2B/3B (66 games in AA, 55 games in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2003, 21st round, released, then resigned in May 2010
5’9”, 205 lbs, 26.5 years old, bats right handed
.274 average, .879 OPS, 25 HR’s, 81 RBI’s, 9 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 83; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Travis Denker was originally drafted by the Dodgers in 2003, and moved slowly through the system before getting sent to the Giants in the famous Mike Sweeney trade of 2007. At the time of the trade, Denker was with the 66ers in Inland Empire and was having a pretty good season. Fast forward 3 years, and Denker was back with the 66ers after resigning with the Dodgers in May of 2010 as a minor league free agent. In between his time with the Dodgers, Denker spent time with the Padres, Red Sox, and Mariners, and even made it up to the big leagues with the Giants in 2008 where he played in 24 games and can tell his kids that he hit a major league home run. Denker finished the 2010 season in AAA with the Isotopes, but returned to the California League at the start of the 2011 season as the Quakes main 3rd baseman. After smacking 15 homers in just 197 at bats, Travis was promoted to AA where he finished the season. Denker did very well with the Lookouts, hitting .288 with 10 more homers to give him 25 total bombs for the year. He also walked almost as much as he struck out and had an OPS of .862 with the Lookouts. That being said, Denker had an ugly fielding % at 3rd base and was one of the older players in the league. In 2012 Denker will probably serve as an insurance policy for the Dodgers while playing the infield for the Isotopes. He has outstanding power for an infielder, but unless there are some injuries with the Dodgers I’m not sure he’ll ever make it back to the show. Finally, here’s a batting practice video of Denker during the Dodgers 2011 spring training.
Follow the jump for #'s 78 - 71

78. Matt Wallach, C/1B (76 games in AA, 3 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2007, 22nd round
6’1”, 205 lbs, 26 years old, bats left handed
.242 average, .740 OPS, 3 HR’s, 19 RBI’s, 3 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: 65; Pre 2010 Rank: 125; Pre 2009 Rank: 64
When your dad is the 3rd base coach of the big league club, you are going to get a little more leniency than most players. Such is the case for Matt Wallach who has had a mediocre minor league career, yet continues to get the opportunities that are usually reserved for the organization’s top prospects. You see Wallach has been invited to three straight Winter Development Programs, and thus has received more elite coaching than most minor league players receive during their entire minor league career. This was especially evident during this past January’s Winter Development Program when Tommy Lasorda specially asked for Wallach to get some additional batting practice after all the other players were done for the day. That being said, Wallach does have some potential as a Dodger prospect after a breakout season for the Dodgers in 2010 where he hit 11 homers and had a .773 OPS. While his stats came back down to earth in 2011, the fact that Matt has the potential for double digit homers while displaying plus defense give him the potential to at least be a backup catcher at the big league level. While he’s not on the Dodgers 40 man roster, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Wallach made it up to the big league club within the next two years. Matt will probably split 2012 between AA and AAA, and I see him as a September call up in 2013. He’ll never be as good as his dad, but I think he’ll get the chance to play in the big leagues at some point in his professional career.
77. Tyler Henson, 3B/OF (123 games in AAA in 2011)
Obtained in a trade for Dana Eveland
6’1”, 205 lbs, 24.25 years old, bats right handed
.247 average, .634 OPS, 3 HR’s, 36 RBI’s, 9 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Tyler Henson was one of two players obtained by the Dodgers in the Dana Eveland trade. He was originally drafted out of high school as a shortstop by the Orioles in the 5th round of the 2006 draft, and his pre-draft report said the he was an athlete with good pop, but also had a questionable approach at the plate. After signing, Henson only spent 92 games at shortstop before moving to 3rd base. After a couple of seasons at the hot corner, his position changed again as he has been exclusively an outfielder for the past few seasons. Henson moved steadily through Baltimore’s minor league system, making all the normal stops before reaching playing a full season in AAA in 2011. He’s never been much of an offensive force, however, as his best season came back in 2010 when he hit just .278 with 12 homers in 124 games. Here is some footage of him from that season. Last year, he managed a .247 average with 3 homers and a .634 OPS, which is pretty weak for an outfielder. All that being said, Henson is still just 24 years old and already has a year of experience in AAA so it’s possible he could put together a good season now that he’s hitting his prime. He was invited to participate in the Dodgers winter development camp so the organization must think he as some value, and during the infield drills they had him taking grounders at 3rd base. At worst he could serve as an insurance policy for the Dodgers at AAA, although there will be several names ahead of him when the 2012 season begins.
76. Jaime Pedroza, 2B (87 games in AA, 30 games in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2007, 9th round
5’8”, 167 lbs, 25.5 years old, switch hitter
.258 average, .783 OPS, 10 HR’s, 50 RBI’s, 11 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 58; Pre 2010 Rank: 59; Pre 2009 Rank: 19
Since getting drafted out of UC Riverside in 2007, Jaime Pedroza has had an interesting career path. After an outstanding offensive season in the Pioneer League in his professional debut, Pedroza was sent to HiA in 2008, his first full season. While his stats weren’t quite as impressive with the 66ers, he still had a solid season at the plate and was probably looking forward to playing in AA. However, the Dodgers had other plans for Jaime in 2009 and sent him to LoA. While he was probably disappointed with this assignment, he responded with career highs in homers (15) and stolen bases (36), and also hit this big home run during the playoffs. In 2010 Pedroza finally got that promotion to AA, and while his power and speed numbers dropped significantly, he still had a decent season for a 2nd baseman with a .280 average and .779 OPS. Jaime returned to Chattanooga in 2011, but he didn’t show any improvement and actually regressed a bit so he was demoted to HiA for the final month of the season. It must have been quite frustrating for Pedroza to find himself back in the California League after almost 2 seasons in AA, but he made the most of it and put up solid numbers including a .848 OPS. Overall, even though Pedroza has been very mediocre over the past few seasons and has a very small stature, the Dodgers minor league talent at 2nd base remains thin so he’s still a relatively important player in the organization. He plays serviceable defense and has a decent bat for a 2nd baseman, so at the very least he can serve as another insurance policy for Los Angeles. In 2012 he’ll probably return to AA, although he could also spend the year in AAA depending upon how the spring training invitee’s shake out.
75. Rick Anton, LHP (27 IP in LoA, 17 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2011, 8th round
6’0”, 190 lbs, 22.75 years old
1-1, 3.07 ERA, 1.14 WHIP, 2.61 FIP, 6.14 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Rick Anton didn’t have to go too far to make his professional debut after he was drafted by the Dodgers. After going 9 – 1 as a senior for the Utes in 2011 with a 2.52 ERA and 85 K’s in 100 innings, the University of Utah left hander only had to travel 30 miles up the road to Ogden where he played for the Raptors. Anton only started 6 games in the Pioneer League, however, because his impressive 1.59 ERA and 0.94 WHIP earned him a promotion to the Loons in late July. Rick found LoA to be a little more challenging as his ERA jumped to 4.00 over 27 frames, but I’m sure some of his decline was related to his heavy workload in 2011 (he combined for 144 innings between college and minor leagues). In terms of his stuff, the always reliable Hugh Bernreuter provided some useful information in a recent article about Anton. Apparently Rick wasn’t even a draft prospect until his senior season in college which is when he starting throwing a cutter. According to Anton “I probably wasn’t on the radar. But I got stronger and I picked up the cutter. It made a big difference. Guys started hitting a lot more grounders. I’m not a strikeout pitcher, but I started getting a lot of ground balls.” Baseball America’s pre-draft report said that Anton also throws a curveball and a changeup, and that his fastball can reach 92 mph (although in Hugh’s article says his fastball was only clocked as high as 88 mph). Heading into 2012, I would guess that Anton will return to the Loons and spend the year in the rotation. He seems to have some potential as a prospect as he seems to have enough pitches to stick in the rotation, but his ceiling doesn’t seem all that high. I could see him maybe being another John Ely, just without all the mania.
74. Nick Buss, CF (115 games in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2008, 8th round
6’2”, 195 lbs, 25.25 years old, bats left handed
.328 average, .880 OPS, 14 HR, 55 RBI’s, 28 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 103; Pre 2010 Rank: 80; Pre 2009 Rank: 27
Nick Buss may have been the Dodger minor league comeback player of the year in 2011. After hitting .243 for the Quakes in 2010 and posting a .612 OPS that earned him a mid-season demotion to the Loons, Buss turned things around completely in 2011 in his return to Rancho Cucamonga. His.328 average led the team, as did his 28 stolen bases. He also showed pop with 14 homers, struck out in just 11.9% of plate appearances, and was nearly flawless in center field. While I’m not sure about his throwing arm, you could almost say that “Chili” showed 5 tool abilities this past season. After the season Nick played in the Panama Winter League, and while his stats were quite as good as league MVP Blake Smith, he definitely held his own with a .302 average and a .845 OPS. Overall, Buss has finally started to show the talent that the Dodgers saw when the drafted him for the second time back in 2008. While his stats were probably a bit inflated because he was playing in the hitter friendly California League, there is no question that he’s shown drastic improvement. Now 25 years old, Buss should be ready for AA in 2012 and with another good season he could really put his name back on the prospect map. His skill set actually reminds me a bit of Jamie Hoffmann, and if he could follow the same path as Hoffmann and make it to the majors then I would say his career would be a success.
73. Jeff Hunt, 3B (45 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 15th round
6’2”, 190 lbs, 21 years old, bats right handed
.272 average, .790 OPS, 4 HR’s, 17 RBI’s, 2 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 57; Pre 2010 Rank: 37; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Selected by the Dodgers in the 15th round of the 2009 draft, Jeff Hunt turned down a scholarship to Ohio University and signed with the Dodgers when they offered him a $125,000 bonus and up to $114,000 in education money if he enrolls in school within two years of retiring from professional baseball. Upon signing Hunt said it was a tough decision, but also explained that he wanted to play every day instead of having to worry about school work. Hunt’s professional career got started a little late due to delayed US visa paperwork (he’s from Canada), and his 2009 stint with the Arizona Dodgers was mostly just a learning experience as he only played in 18 games. Hunt returned to the Arizona Rookie League in 2010 but an injury limited him to 18 games for the second season in a row. That brings us to 2011 which saw Jeff get promoted to the Pioneer League where he was the Raptors primary 3rd baseman throughout the season. Hunt had somewhat of a breakout season when you consider what his lack of playing time over the past two years, although he didn't wow anyone in his first stint as a starter because struck out way too much (32.4% of plate appearances). Even still he batted a respectable .272 while hitting 4 bombs and posting an OPS of almost .800. His defense definitely needs work, however, as his fielding percentage was a sloppy .816. I've been a fan of Hunt since he was drafted, but he’s now 3 years into his professional career and I haven’t seen a whole lot of progress. He’s still just 21, but he’s going to need to show way more improvement in 2012 if he wants to be considered a legitimate Dodger prospect. My guess is that he spends next year with the Loons which should give us a good look at his potential.
72. Greg Wilborn, LHP (43.1 IP in HiA, 65 IP in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 18th round
6’2”, 175 lbs, 24.75 years old
6-7, 4.98 ERA, 1.66 WHIP, 3.92 FIP, 10.63 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 44; Pre 2010 Rank: 124; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
Greg Wilborn was selected by the Dodgers out of the University of Louisiana Lafayette in the 18th round of the 2009 draft, and for his career with the Ragin Cajuns Wilborn compiled an ERA of 7.30. However, it should be noted that he missed the entire 2008 season after undergoing Tommy John surgery in 2007. Upon signing with the Dodgers Wilborn had a forgettable professional debut in the Pioneer League, but he put his name on the prospect map with an outstanding season in 2010. He split his time between the Raptors and Loons and posted a 2.62 ERA, an 11.70 K/9, and a dazzling FIP of 2.13. Thanks to his brilliant season Wilborn was promoted to HiA in 2011 and began the year in the Quakes rotation. His first few starts with this new team went pretty well, but then in early May he got shelled in back to back appearances which was the beginning of the end of his time in Rancho. In mid June Wilborn and his 6.85 ERA was sent back to LoA which is where he finished the year. After the demotion, Greg said “You’re never happy about being sent down, but I knew I was going to a place I was comfortable and had success. I like the park. I was familiar with everything here, plus I played with a lot of these guys last year at Ogden.” The good news is that Wilborn did pretty well in his return to the Midwest League as he ended up making 14 starts and recorded a 3.54 FIP. He also stuck out batters like crazy and had a K/9 of about 12.5. In terms of his pitching repertoire, this lefty features a slider, curveball, and changeup, and can get his fastball up to 94 mph. He has velocity and secondary pitches to remain in the starting rotation, but at almost 25 years old he might have a better chance of making it to the Show as a left handed bullpen arm. Wilborn will probably get another crack at the California League in 2012, but if he has early success then a move to AA isn’t out of the question given his age.
71. Carlos Frias, RHP (16 IP in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/3/07
6’4”, 170 lbs, 22.25 years old
1-1, 6.19 ERA, 2.13 WHIP, 7.45 FIP, 6.19 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 42; Pre 2010 Rank: 32; Pre 2009 Rank: 71
Carlos Frias’ professional career got off to a great start, but over the past two seasons his stats have gone in the wrong direction. Signed out the Dominican Republic as a 17 year old before the 2007 season, Frias posted a 1.81 ERA in his professional debut in the DSL. He was then promoted to the Gulf Coast League for the 2008 season and held his own despite being one of the younger players in the league. He spent most of 2009 in the Arizona League and it was there that scouts and coaches began to notice his 96 mph fastball and his overall potential. After jumping onto the Dodger prospect radar, however, Carlos struggled with inconsistency in 2010 and ended up with ugly stats in the Pioneer League. His velocity was down, and he had trouble controlling his strong curveball. That brings us to 2011 which saw Frias spend a few months in extended spring training before getting a surprise assignment to the Quakes. Frias only appeared in 12 games out of the Rancho bullpen, but he had a rough season as he walked more than a batter per inning and posted a 6.19 ERA. He also saw his strikeout rate drop significantly and allowed 3 homers in just 16 innings. Overall I love Frias’ potential given his strong frame and potential for a mid 90’s fastball, but his struggles over the past two years give me some real concerns about his future. He’s still just 22 years old so he has plenty of time to work on his secondary pitches (he also has a changeup and slider in addition to his fastball), but he needs to get results soon if he wants to be considered a legitimate Dodger prospect. My guess is that Frias will spend 2012 with the Loons, either in their bullpen or in their rotation.
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Clippers
3 point favorites in Utah tonight. I am a little surprised at that as the Jazz are pretty tough at home. Would be a nice road win.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Not that it matters what happened in the 90s and 2000s (before this season)
but the Clippers are 1-42 in Salt Lake City since 1990. That’s just crazy.
Michael White - February 1, 2012
Home Malone?
kinbote - February 1, 2012
yeah like since Jeff Malone
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
WOW
BFDC - February 1, 2012
Has to be the worse record in professional sports. 43 basketball games is not even small sample size. We shall see how big a difference a healthy Chris Paul makes in a game like this.
meercatjohn - February 1, 2012
And if Jefferson is out for Utah, they are in trouble.
Michael White - February 1, 2012
The Lakers got a road win in Utah; the Jazz can’t be that tough :)
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
I remember Xeifrank not being impressed with Utah after watching that game.
meercatjohn - February 1, 2012
I think it was the early season home game vs Utah. They looked like a shit team. Obviously they aren’t when everyone is playing. :)
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Did we get the wrong Pedroza too? (Actually not; I haven’t heard word one of the deposed Pedroza since the trade—he’s no Ruggiano!)
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Denker
Denker? Denker?
Seriously, Denker? Can we just plug him in at 2b and see what happens (not serious)? I want to know right now what we have in Denker. He was in then out then hot then cold—now he’s back. He may be a poor man’s Justin Sellers but he’s ours again. Don’t break our hearts, TD. We’ll forgive you your time with the Giants. It was foolish of us. There’s so much to say but so little time. Denker, the days without you seem . . .
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Until last year he could say he had a higher career OPS than Matt Kemp!*
*Might not be true but it was close.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
When you look at the stuff we have lying around our middle infield, we have to at least give him a look. Is there a point you cross over into a purely organizational player? He has 42 big league PAs to his credit, and as you say, he didn’t embarass himself.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Problem is that Denker doesn’t field well enough to stick on the back end of a roster as a middle infielder, or hit well enough to be a bench bat.
That the Pirates or some other hopeless team never rule fived him is a huge sign.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
What about 3rd base?
berkowit28 - February 1, 2012
I don’t know.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Career .905 fielding percentage there in the minors.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Like I said below, there’s a lot of Travis Denker’s out there.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Hey lets give Corey Smith the starting 1st baseman job
nolander - February 1, 2012
Denker
Pretty sure I read that he was slow as hell. Listed at 5’9" and over 200, so fireplug of a dude.
Also, as another example of why guys want to be ballplayers, here’s a pic of him:

David Young - February 1, 2012
MLB tweeted this
with the tease of pitchers & catchers reporting soon.
My question is: who is this pitcher? Brad Penny?
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Sitting in Ohio, where winters are dull and gray, this looks awesome. Every year it begins to thaw me out.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
Too skinny to be Penny.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Shadows are slimming
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
Brett Myers?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Jerry West.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Lamont Cranston.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Well done.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
I cheated, it’s Jon Rauch.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Jeff Hunt has a been a huge disappointment, as has been Frias.
meercatjohn - February 1, 2012
All aboard the Buss Bus.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
RIP Don Cornelius
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
Immortalized in rhyme by De La Soul:
from “Pass the Plugs”
kinbote - February 1, 2012
AA outfielders will be an interesting bunch to follow this year. Curious where everyone ends up.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
in AA
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
so etheir will be doing zumba in the outfield this year?
first yoga now this? Whats next?
nolander - February 1, 2012
he is a whore
delias man - February 1, 2012
Strippercise
Nolij - February 1, 2012
You are lucky Maddz isn’t around.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Rick Anton was inexplicably included in one of the Bowman sets this last year. Not that baseball card companies are renowned for their scouting acumen, I was glad that someone had a modicum of hope for him.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Is it possible Denker could be a poor man's Dan Uggla?
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Maybe a homeless man’s.
BFDC - February 1, 2012
no
delias man - February 1, 2012
Denker is supposedly horrid on defense. I read somewhere that he has “slow feet”, so I wonder if he could even be a spot player at 2b
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
That's the one part that sounds a bit similar to Uggla. :)
underdog - February 1, 2012
Possible, yes. Remotely feasible, no.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I'm all about the technicalities my friend
So I like your response best! lol
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
He very well could be, but there’s a very fine line between Uggla and out of baseball.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Do you know just how bad Denker’s fielding is? Are we talking 2008 Jeff Kent?
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Just going off what other people say it’s real bad.
The thing is there’s Travis Denkers everywhere. No one knows who Daniel Mayora, Tyler Kuhn or Zelous Wheeler are but they’re all 2B/3B types that are too old for the southern league that hit like Denker. We notice when one of these guys turns into Dan Uggla it’s a story because a thousand guys just like them never amount to anything.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Uggla’s 5 billion game hitting streak to get his average above the Mendoze line was something to behold.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
In the same sense that Hiram Bocachica could’ve been a poor man’s Alfonso Soriano.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Wilkin Ruan was almost a poor man’s Tom Goodwin!
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Chad Fonville
poor mans Bip Roberts
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
Ron Coomer was a poor man’s Olmaedo Saenz
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Hee Sop Choi
Poor mans Jason Phillips
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
Matt Luke was a poor man’s Danny Heep.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Oh, Media
Headline reads “Rodgers rips effort of NFC players in Pro Bowl.” The lede of the article claims that he “blasted the effort.”
The offending quote: “I’ll be honest with you,” Rodgers said on ESPN 540 in Milwaukee. “I was a little bit disappointed. I felt like some of the guys on the NFC side embarrassed themselves.”
Boom. Roasted?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I heard the interview on the radio yesterday. He elaborated a little bit and essentially said the effort was lacking but what could you could? He apologized to the fans and basically admitted he was surprised some of his teammates weren’t trying very hard.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
But still, this is a story? It’s more like an Onion headline: “Area Man Disappointed Nine-Year-Old Son Fails to Take Responsibility for Own Actions”
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I was actually surprised to hear an NFL player criticize his teammates. I assumed it must be a big shot [I came in mid-interview]. He’s probably still mad about losing to NYG. I just assumed nobody ever tried at all-star games (unless they count!).
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Steve Garvey tried his ass off in All-Star Games!
So did Pete Rose. :)
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Sean Taylor cared.
RIP Meast
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Ray Fosse didn't try hard enough!
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Why even have a Pro-Bowl? No one goes to the game. No one watches the pre-game events. Football isn’t football when it’s played at half-speed and people aren’t trying to knock each other’s heads off.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
It is charity for Hawaii
delias man - February 1, 2012
It was in Indianapolis, right?
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
They were going to have it there, but it’s too cold and stupid and smelly and and the other things nolander says it is.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
not according to twitter pics of janikowski laying on the beach
i did not watch the game.
delias man - February 1, 2012
always hawaii
otherwise no players would show up
nolander - February 1, 2012
Hmm
I thought there was some movement a few years ago to have the game at the site of the Super Bowl during the bye week. I guess that was scrapped.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
i think it happened once and went back to hawaii
delias man - February 1, 2012
With no Rich Gannon, I have no reason to ever watch
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
I went to the Pro Bowl when it was at the Coliseum, every year from 1966 to 1972. One of the Dads on my street used to get them from work for free.
iiidown - February 1, 2012
The NFL can afford a significant charitable donation without the contrived dog and pony show.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
I agree. Just name the All Pro but dont have an actual game like College has All Americans, but no All American Bowl….. Dont really like how its always in Hawaii either.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
First prospect list
that I think I recognized a name. Guess I need to start studying our deep deep prospects a little more.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Nah, 99% of them will never amount to anything.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Right. Brandon does the research so you don’t have to.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
I’ve been recognizing a lot of the 4th-10th round draftees from the past few years that never did anything.
Taylor Maricle - February 1, 2012 via Android app
Pratt Maynard should be taking notes.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Kirkland
I really do hope they move him back to 3rd. I was excited about him there. Not sure what the point of moving him was unless it was just temporary to give others a chance, but hope he goes back. Esp since his defense there is pretty decent.
underdog - February 1, 2012
yeah me too
there is always the possibility that he had a minor issue in his throwing arm so they wanted to give him a rest by putting him at 1st base for a season, but I couldn’t find anything to confirm that at all
Brandon Lennox - February 1, 2012
I’m sure they saw his bat and said that bat is to big to waste at 3rd base, lets move him to first. We don’t want to embarrass all the other piece of shit 3rd base prospects we have.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Maybe they moved him since the team is far more invested in Jeff Hunt.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
yeah that's possible
I just thought Kirkland would have gotten at least a few reps at 3rd base
Brandon Lennox - February 1, 2012
That’s his Signature position after all.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I was unimpressed with the Kirkland variety 12-pack of beer I received several years ago from my mother-in-law. Maybe it was the label . . .
kinbote - February 1, 2012
That Hunt will dog.
underdog - February 1, 2012
They also tried him out at catcher in extended.
I don’t know why they didn’t keep him at 3rd, he was a pretty decent fielder, especially given his size. He did have a little arm tenderness/soreness tho… but that wouldn’t explain the move to 1st since he was tried out at catcher which involves a lot of throwing as well.
w0nderbrad - February 1, 2012
Nike Reveals New NFL Cleats
nolander - February 1, 2012
I'm sure everyone on here will hate them
but I like em.
nolander - February 1, 2012
they are great
Nike will embarrass the fuck out of what reebok was doing. that and New Era back in on the hats is a winning combination.
delias man - February 1, 2012
The best looking ones
The Cardinals, Panthers, Colts, Raiders, and possibly Bucs.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Seachickens
nolander - February 1, 2012
Does the NFL have a single-source contract for shoes?
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Yes
nolander - February 1, 2012
no
Josie Becker - February 1, 2012
maybe
nolander - February 1, 2012
so
BFDC - February 1, 2012
Nike got the same contract Reebok got, albiet with more money involved
Josie Becker - February 1, 2012
maybe
nolander - February 1, 2012
silent treatment
Josie Becker - February 1, 2012
maybe
nolander - February 1, 2012
#kit
right?
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
would it ruin the joke if I didn't know what you where going for here
nolander - February 1, 2012
Not really, I see people keep saying just “kit”, so I thought i’d try and be like the cool kids.
/failed
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
“People?” Hollywood Joe ain’t “people.” He is a shimmering, glowing star in the TBLA firmament.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
wow I should stop in more often
can I tell my wife that?
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Still? That’s cold
Michael White - February 1, 2012
well she has to keep starting over
cause she is so bad at it
nolander - February 1, 2012
Brilliant
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
kit
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
The NFL really is a socialist entity.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Everyone should either wear black or white
meercatjohn - February 1, 2012
it don't matter
If they’re black or white
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
yea yea yea
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I’m thinking of being your baby.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Why?
BFDC - February 1, 2012
because old
nolander - February 1, 2012
Wannabe Billy “White Shoes” Johnsons.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I'm just waiting for HJ to tell us how much he hates them right now
nolander - February 1, 2012
HJ will post the matching time pieces that go with the (team based) Armani sponsored post game suits the players will be wearing.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Phil at least indulged the conversation rather than complain that nobody should care.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
He is trippin if he doesnt like them, these are tight!… Besides, I think he’s in India or something.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I wish Raiders would get those shinny silver helmets like Oregon had, that would be awesome.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
i dont think he should travel this close to the tournament. risky.
delias man - February 1, 2012
Just don’t tell nolander that cleats back in the day looked better
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
NEWARK – Changing planes – 3 hours left on my layover
In the United club eating small packages of Tillamook Cheddar and drinking big glasses of subsidized Artemis Cab
It is going to get rough from here boys
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Just don’t tweet that you are going to destroy India. And by destroy you mean partying it up of course. :)
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
HA
I already said I loved them before I even seen this note!!!
Try to put a fence around me
Try to
All I will do is lie in the hay and expect to fed
FEED ME
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Yeah. You’d get the idea than nolander stereotypes all of us that are past a certain age or something.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I heard that Josie is giving him the silent treatment
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Seymour
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Oh, if you want to go there, I can go to show tunes with you.
Would you like a Cadillac car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You’re gonna get it (if you want it, babe)
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
They may offer you fortune and fame
Love and money and instant acclaim
But whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
different direction and nicely played
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Ebony and Ivory, come together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my keyboard
oh lord
why can’t we?
that is from memory
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
those were released pre-pro bowl, and only worn by certain players. Individual sponsorships will still come first
Josie Becker - February 1, 2012
There were also these
But again, individual players are free to wear what they like.
Josie Becker - February 1, 2012
It took me a minute of looking at all of these to know what the hell they even were, I didn’t realize it was two gloves put together, lol.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
I thought it was finger tricks! I was waitng for the dog, the rooster and the horse.
iiidown - February 1, 2012
Here's some finger tricks
David Young - February 1, 2012
Those photos give new meaning to the term
Cock’s-comb
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I like them
in general. The Rams need to go back to the lighter, more yellow shade of gold they used to have.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I like everything football in black and gold
hell I want a pair
to do what with I will never know
must be the wine talking
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Are you in India yet?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
See above, working my way down
Killing time in the club
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
i love every single one of these.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Pettit
why is LA not buzzing about the Dodgers signing local free agent and former Angel Chris Petit? ;)
http://lasordaslair.com/2012/02/01/dodgers-sign-chris-pettit/
underdog - February 1, 2012
He’s a latter-day Reggie Williams (II)
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Angelenos are an apathetic bunch ;)
kinbote - February 1, 2012
What
Yusmeiro Petit wasn’t available, so we took the best available Petit?
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
I’d rather have Andy Pettitte, or Bob Pettit for that matter.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Too many Ts
to qualify.
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
Gary Pettis?
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Petit fours?
OB12 - February 1, 2012
Mat Latos is like, “Fuck yeah!”
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
IN the picture at the top, it kinda looks like Henson laid an egg.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Those who are not busy getting laid are busy dying or something like that.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Seems a little odd
that one of the leading candidates to buy the Dodgers is tweeting to the players on the team. I can see being excited about trying to buy the team, but this doesn’t really seem like a great strategy. I will let you guess who tweeted this.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Its Cuban all over again
nolander - February 1, 2012
That Marcello guy?
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Yeah.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
That is obviously Torre.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
He did used to text Andruw.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
yeah but this isnt a text, its a tweet. Does Torre even know how to tweet? im gonna say no.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
If you know how to text, you know how to tweet.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Marcello is awesome please let the Dodgers be owned by a crazy person.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Its gotta be a white dude, only white dudes say buddy haha
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
hey buddy
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
hey buddy buddy, yea buddy
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I’m not your buddy, guy!
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
I'm not your guy, friend!
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
I love fucking Buddy Guy
Saw him at some outdoor amph in the OC, played with Carlos Santana and BB King, I was tripping on Silly Simon
years later I saw him again in Milwaukee during summer fest, the drunkest concert in America and Kid Rock came on stage and played with him
Both times, live music = magic!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I saw him at the Playboy Jazz Festival a few years back. He woke up a sleepy crowd for sure.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
See
this is why all you kids need to Be Like Humma
Dude married up, knows his Jazz and Blues, you too can land a woman beyond your expectations, BE LIKE HUMMA
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
… only taller.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Unless you're Gary Coleman
…isn’t that pretty much a given? :D
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
You have never met me in real life. Don’t forget, I’m
multifacetedtwo-faced. In real life, I try to be like the person I play on the internet.Don’t be like the real me, kids. Be like the me I pretend to be.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
since I already went there earlier
I’m looking at the man in the mirror
oh yeah
asking him to change his ways
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
The universal message from parent to child:
David Young - February 1, 2012
My Buddy had a black variation too
Nolij - February 1, 2012
my buddy, my buddy, wherever I go, he goes, my buddy…. dam, thanks for the childhood memory.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
i love this train of thought
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
sole train
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Best possible owner among the choices.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
FTFM
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Dam that soul train dude commited suicide? That sucks.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
RIP Don Cornelius
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
68.2% of suicides of men between the age of 28 – 77 are homicides unless you live in Indy in which case suicide is your only way out.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Sources: Playoff expansion difficult
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7528219/complications-hindering-efforts-expand-2012-mlb-playoffs-sources-say
nolander - February 1, 2012
Not yet safe to say pretty definite. Oh-kay.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I definitely think sources say it might be safe to think there might be a good chance that something will happen.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
It’s far too early to take a wait and see attitude.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Maybe
Nolij - February 1, 2012
kit
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
From Fangraphs' Top 15 Dodger prospects
Bold mine.
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/top-15-prospects-los-angeles-dodgers/
kinbote - February 1, 2012
BOOO YAaHHHH
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
We all know that
solid mean barely fair
bhsportsguy - February 1, 2012
ha ha
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Not elite
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Dodgers need to do him a solid.
underdog - February 1, 2012
Translation
he’s got a shot at Aaron Miles’ career.
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
He should be so lucky as to make over $6M in career MLB earnings and have a 141 career ERA+ !
David Young - February 1, 2012
Solid big league starter.
Number 14 prospect.
LOL Fangraphs.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
yes
kinbote - February 1, 2012
That is only because we got so much more in front of him:)
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Oddly, Chris Reed profiles as a “More-than-solid big league starter at 2B.”
Nolij - February 1, 2012
By this logic
Numbers 1 through 13 should be solid major leaguers at worst.
Michael White - February 1, 2012
2 solid setup man
6 starting pitchers
1 starting right fielder
1 starting left fielder
1 starting catcher
1 starting 3rd baseman
1 starting CF
So yup, WGT
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Step 2
Extend Loney & lock up Dee.
I still find it funny that AJEllis, who wasn’t deemed good enough to be a back-up, is now the de facto starter.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Ha ha funny, or this year old sour cream tastes funny funny?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
The neighbor sure goes out to that shed at night a lot funny. I don’t trust it.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I think they’re using my numbers without attribution so I’m about to get real mad at them.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
They don’t have access to the same streams of information you get your data from?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Where?
BFDC - February 1, 2012
They gave out Baldwins average against lefties and that data isn’t available on their site. It could be internal but I’m checking.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Oh, nice catch.
BFDC - February 1, 2012
Well
that would suck
bhsportsguy - February 1, 2012
sue them for a billion dollars
nolander - February 1, 2012
I’d go for $1.1B
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Why stop there when you can sue for real money?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Sue for 1.5B
and buy the Dodgers :D
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
Dejesus breaking his leg ruined everything
First Uribe, now Ellis and we’re still stuck with Uribe.
BFDC - February 1, 2012
They’re definitely drinking the Joc Kool-Aid too.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Wow, Chris Pettit and TSL in Salt Lake of .167 / .263 / .268. At first glance when you see that you think it was an injury rehab and maybe he got 30 or so at bats, but no, that TSL was in 243 plate appearances. I did not think that was possible in the PCL in Salt Lake by anyone.
He missed all of 2010, does anyone know why? Maybe 2011 was simply one long re hab year because it was one of the worst years I’ve ever seen in the PCL. In 2009 he was decent, good OB guy, very much a Jamie Hoffman.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
FUCK!, no Mayweather-Pacquiao dammit…. Will be Mayweather vs Cotto May 5th, probably Pacquiao vs Tim Bradley June 9th. Mayweather vs Cotto is cool, but Pacman vs Bradley is weak ass shit.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
The new president of HBO Sports says the long-desired Manny Pacquiao-Floyd Mayweather bout has a “sell-by date” of later this year or early next year.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
It’s never going to happen
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
a friend of mine is a lawyer for top rank and he agrees with this
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - February 1, 2012
What's so difficult about it?
I mean we can make Freddy vs. Jason happen but not this?
/don’treallycareaboutboxing
OB12 - February 1, 2012
Also Ballistics Ecks Vs. Severs. Those two whatevers didn’t like each other.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Would rather see Eckstein vs. Severs.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Ask this friend to ask Arum whats his fucking problem?? Ruining boxing even more then it is, all for greed. Fuck Bob Arum.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
why though?? it doesnt make any sense… Dont they box to make money?? Fighting eachother would make them the most money ever in their careers, and they could even have 2 or 3 fights…. Bottom line is Pacquiao needs to stop being Arums little bitch and force it to happen IMO.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Because they can make a lot of money not fighting each other and not losing.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
right, I understand they still can make alot of money, but I mean, at some point doesnt your legacy matter to you?? They will forever be tainted by not fighting eachother. Its a question they will be asked for the rest of their life everywhere, why didnt you make the fight happen???
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
They can cuddle their miniature giraffes while they cry themselves to sleep.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
i enjoy how personal you are taking this
delias man - February 1, 2012
If this fight was a yogurt, it’d be mold flavor.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
If it were a drink, it’d be boxed whine.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
if it was a watch, it’d be a swatch.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
If it was a metaphor, it’d be a bad metaphor.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
What’s a meta for?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
World Peacecognition.Nolij - February 1, 2012
We need baseball.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I’m a huge Bradley fan (you must be too Eric) and happy to see him get a shot, but this is bullshit….Arum cares only about bizness….news at 11 I know
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
exactly, Arum is a greedy bitch. Thats all this is about. Arum doesnt control Mayweather so Arum wouldnt get as fat of a payday off those 2 fighting. Arum does control both Manny and Bradley, so he makes more of this fight. Arum is putting the nail in the coffin of boxing
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I like Cotto, but he has nothing for Mayweather
Michael White - February 1, 2012
Mayweather vs Cotto is atleast orderable, but Pac Man vs Bradley is a fuckin joke if they are trying to sell that as a pay per view, which I assume they are.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
both will be good fights…..but still
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
I dont know, Bradley is 28-0 but hasnt fought anyone that good doing it. Lamont Peterson is probably his best win IMO. I just cant believe Pacman rather pass up fighting Mayweather to fight this guy. Anyways, maybe its better then I think, but I wont pay to see it.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Pacquiao doesn’t want to lose. Mayweather is the most likely person to make him lose.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
And vice versa. Mayweather has learned that he has to publicly look like he’s pushing for the fight, then add poison pills to it like insisting he gets more money than Pacquaio for the fight.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Yup. Hooray for boxing.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Yeah but Arum was the one who said Pac Man would likely fight May 5th, when it looked like Mayweather was going to be in jail. Then all of a sudden when it came out that Mayweather got his jail time pushed back, all of a sudden Arum says Pac Man wont be ready by May 5th because he’s still hurt from his last fight. Cant fight til June now, when he knows Mayweather isnt available. Whatever, the whole thing is BS.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Bradley has fought a lot of good fighters. More than most in his position. Peterson, Alexander, Witter, Holt, Cambpell, and Abregu was no slouch
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
Lamont
Is an awesome name
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
at least we get more 24-7 out of it
delias man - February 1, 2012
Mayweather-Pacquiao will never happen.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
I think it will happen, but probably going to happen when its not as powerful of a fight as it would have been if done earlier…. I dont know, we’ll see….
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Jay Jaffe
encountered Larry Bowa and had a great time
bhsportsguy - February 1, 2012
GIving Bowa credit for Kemp and Cano blossoming is irksome.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
“Clearly, calling a young guy a fat, lazy bitch is a tried and true method for making them better.”
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
Juan Cruz, now relegated to minor-league contracts. This one with Pittsburgh.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
OK>>>>
Did anyone watch Luck?
delias man - February 1, 2012
Still on my DVR. Should I be excited to watch it?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
yeah
the first 15 minutes was rough it all made sense after that
delias man - February 1, 2012
Not yet.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
who what now
nolander - February 1, 2012
first episode directed by Michael Mann?
nice
nolander - February 1, 2012
Peyton Manning’s favorite show.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
har har
delias man - February 1, 2012
haha
(PS: I watched it, has lots of potential, I heard from a critic that it gets great around episode 5, so I guess stick with it? But man a lot of Milch’s fast unique dialogue is hard to follow.)
underdog - February 1, 2012
I usually watch tv around Volume level 12
I had to go to 20 just to hear the dialogue to follow it.
delias man - February 1, 2012
It’s a damn good thing that your TV wasn’t built by Nigel Tufnel.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
no..
some koreans built it
delias man - February 1, 2012
They were the Originals but that name was taken, so they became the New Originals.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Volume plus subtitles would've helped me, at least at times.
Felt like my parents for a few minutes.
underdog - February 1, 2012
I really want to talk about batman now
nolander - February 1, 2012
The first time it was on. I’ll at least watch one more.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Yes, liked it, still fuzzy on Hoffman’s character.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Liked it
but I liked John from Cincinnatti
mleadman - February 1, 2012
same on both!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
allegorical christ is really the best kind
go ask Aslan, when he’s 10 feet tall
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
on fire
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I did enjoy the quirky show, other then the yeller mom.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
surfer chick was cool
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Yes, I liked every single character but mom.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Man, if there was ever a mintxcore signal, this is it.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Best January in 15 years
1%
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Occupy Xeifrank!
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Some of us regular folk have stock exposure too.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I have indecent exposure.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Multitasking!
BFDC - February 1, 2012
I have Northern Exposure on DVD
Nolij - February 1, 2012
This sounds like a new chapter for the Colts
bhsportsguy - February 1, 2012
Have they turned a corner?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
right into the path of Roger Goodell
Who says, “it’s Super Bowl week, shut the fuck up about Peyton Manning.”
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Nolander was right. Even Goodell doesn’t want to be in Indy.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
In the beginning God created Peyton Manning and it was good. But in the “new beginning” God created Andrew Luck and it will be good.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Chris Paul might have missed some of these games
but in the past, his Hornets were 3-8 in Utah.
Let’s remember that Utah has been a playoff team for almost all of this time. And the Clippers and Hornets were just not that good for some or all of that time. Though winning once in over 40 games is somewhat unbelievable.
bhsportsguy - February 1, 2012
How many bidders are left for ownership and who are they?
Off topic, but I have not seen a definitive list.
florida dodger - February 1, 2012
Sorry, no one is allowed to go off topic here.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Ban.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Haven’t used it in years. Tom’s of Maine.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
It says something about TBLA when legitimate dodger talk is off topic
court168627 - February 1, 2012
But to answer the question
We don’t really know. A lot of people say they’re down to a final eight (MSTI did a good job of compiling the likely eight) but some people are saying “at least eight.”
court168627 - February 1, 2012
And that Cuban seems to be out, right?
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
oh.
right.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
and Dennis Gilbert is for sure out
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
And the TBLA kickstarter went nowhere.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
MSTI has this list:
And Macciello.Don’t believe anyone has a real, definitive list, though.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Where’s Time Warner in all of this? Also, what happened to Rochester, NY native Tom Golisano? Didn’t he say he was throwing his hat in the ring months ago?
court168627 - February 1, 2012
I guess the price got so high that Time Warner decided it was would no long be cost effective to buy the Dodgers for the TV rights and would be cheaper to just work out a TV deal with the new owner.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
thank god.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
If Stan Kroenke wins, I will totally write a parody praising his name to the tune of West Side Story’s “Gee, Officer Krupke.”
Only trouble will be what to do when I get to the end of the song. Hey Billionaire Kroenke, Kroenk you? Doesn’t really work.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
If Kroenke wins
I hope to title a post or two, “And That’s The Way It Is”
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Kroenke that Soulja Boy
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I bet big on lotto
I expect to come back from India with a harem of trained monkeys, two elephants that can talk, a snake that can spell Dodgers with his gyrations, and enough money to make all our wishes come true
er, maybe my wish
or not
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Forward Edson Buddle, who was a fan favorite during his previous stint with the Galaxy, has returned to the club, the team announced Wednesday. We goin back to back baby! haha
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles/soccer/post/_/id/14298/edson-buddle-returns-to-galaxy
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Sucks that he couldn’t make it in Europe. US needs some more top tier players.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
he is like 35 years old.
so… no big deal.
delias man - February 1, 2012
30, but close enough.
I still like to see Americans succeed in Europe.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
maybe they need to build more inner city soccer fields?? I dont know, but I agree, I want to win a World Cup already.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Maybe they need to find some existing soccer fields and install some mobile concession stands.
EMDarrow - February 1, 2012
How dare you
http://losangeles.sbnation.com/la-galaxy/2012/2/1/2764351/edson-buddle-signs-la-galaxy-free-transfer
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
lol, only SB Nation I see is in here…. dam you write about soccer too?? I love that wide range of sports writing, awesome.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
my bad though, sorry.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I leave most (all) of the soccer stuff to Josie, but she is busy and reading a press release isn’t hard :)
I can say that I have at times thought Edson Buddle’s name was either or both Edison and/or Buddie.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Thought it was Edinson.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Edsel Button
Nolij - February 1, 2012
28 soccer fans dead, in after game fighting in Egypt.
#SoccerRules #MLS #LAGalaxy
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
shouldnt of been talking shit.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Last I saw it was 40.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
I wasn’t counting Raiders fans.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Now its up to 73.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
people are a problem
nolander - February 1, 2012
people are people
and why should it be…
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
In the increasingly likely scenario that Edwin Jackson and Roy Oswalt get nothing here are your 4-7th biggest contracts for SPs this offseason.
Aaron Harang
Wei-Yen Chen
Chris Capuano
Bruce Chen
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
yikes.
it was a pretty terrible market for pitchers this offseason. it makes me wonder why Edwin Jackson would take a one year offer when he reportedly has a three year deal on the table. Next off season is going to look very different.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
Everyone wants to trade for Edwin Jackson but no one wants to pay for Edwin Jackson.
The simple answer is he doesn’t have a three year deal.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
I still wish we had Kuroda.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Kuroda knocks off Bruce Chen off the list since he wasn’t on ESPN.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
or it's a three year deal for the orioles
and he doesn’t want to play for the orioles for the next three years
court168627 - February 1, 2012
It’s incredible that a guy who is as good a shot as anyone to give you 200 innings of league-average pitching has no suitors. That guy can play for the Dodgers as far as I’m concerned.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
I would have much rather had Roy Oswalt and Edwin Jackson than Capang.
Or Kuroda and Jackson.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
I would have rather had Justin Verlander and CC Sabathia, but what does this have to do with anything?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
exactly my thoughts.
i think the choice on that one is pretty obvious, but there are restrictions to those choices.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
And they can be yours if………. the price is right!
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
I didn’t know that Verlander and Sabathia were free agents this year and have gone unsigned and their price has likely dropped a lot since the start of free agency.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Strategy may have been to build team early due to sale of team. Plus ouw front office bought their crystal ball in Tijuana.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Under no circumstances with Edwin Jackson or Roy Oswalt sign for less money than Capuano or Harang.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
for a while we thought prince fielder didn’t have any suitors.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
Strasberg
Gio
Edwin
Zimmerman
Lannen
Looks good to me.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Speaking of Edwin Jackson…
fbihop - February 1, 2012
meh.
he may not be a superstar, but he could make the middle of the rotation on most teams in the majors. not a bad career at all.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
And if you add in RPs, weren’t a couple of closers signed to massive contracts?
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Papelbon got 50, Bell got 27, Joe Nathan got 14 some how.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
as bad as some of Ned’s deals are this offseason, I think that Joe Nathan contract trumps any of them
court168627 - February 1, 2012
It’ll be a better use of money than Harang.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
i disagree.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
Yeah, I don’t see that.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
I think Harang is going to be a complete disaster, but I understand people disagreeing.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
My expectations for Harang aren’t very high. If he can pitch like a fifth starter, then he’s done his job. Joe Nathan missed all of 2010 and a good chunck of 2011 (and din’t pitch very well in 2011). Even if he comes back strong, he’s still a relief pitcher and will max out 70 innings. I think the chances of him earning that contract are pretty slim.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
Define “pitch like a fifth starter.”
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
If he pulls in around his career average 4.25 ERA and puts up 150+ innings, I’ll be satisfied.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
Yep, I’d be satisfied with that.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
If this was the winter of 2011 a year ago
this would be a description of Jon Garland.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Oh I agree to that, I just think Harang is gonna get destroyed and pull a suck muscle by the end of June and I’d gladly take 60 innings of middle relief over that.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
If the Dodgers’ fate in 2012 is dependent on the choice between Harang and Nathan, they’re probably screwed anyway.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Humma
What’s going to happen when the Dodgers surprise everyone and trade for a star bat before the deadline and go on to win the division and make the NLCS again
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
If that happens, then: well, Zach Lee, good luck on your new team.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
Lots of teams could use a solid second baseman.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
I don’t know who has less of a chance to be our 2013 opening day 2b: M. Ellis or IDJ.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
IDJ. He is going to be traded before the season is done.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
Should be able to get something in return for our #14 prospect!
fbihop - February 1, 2012
We need to trade someone to get that middle reliever.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Who knows. All I know is it seems our org doesn’t like him.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
I know that he somehow didn’t hit a home run in the PCL until July last season. Then he hit 8 in two months.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
“found his stride”
delias man - February 1, 2012
Could be
But if we get the big bat we’ve been coveting (any actual big bat I suppose, I’d love Wright because I think he’s in for a rebound) it will be worth it.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
i think the dodgers could put together some interesting trade packages without Zach Lee or Dee Gordon
court168627 - February 1, 2012
I could definitely see the Dodgers making a trade for Carlos Lee, where the Astros eat a fair amount of salary, and the Dodgers trade some of those pitching prospects without necessarily including ZLee.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
You have picked a good candidate. Go-nowhere team, monster contract, of which 2012 is the final year, will not require a top prospect.
On the other hand, it’s a non-zero chance that Carlos Lee will not be seen as an impact bat come the deadline.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
And the Astros won’t be competing in 2012, 2013 or 2014, so they can wait on a A+/AA pitcher to develop a little bit.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
I also failed to mention that Nathan’s two year contract starts at the age of 37 while Harang’s starts at 34.
court168627 - February 1, 2012
At worst I see him being a 1.5 WAR pitcher
I see things wrong a lot.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Bill Murray is really frustrated by the idea of a comparison between Harang and Nathan.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
but what does fdr think?
nolander - February 1, 2012
whispers
no one will ever believe you
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
No one will ever believe me about what? I say so many things, so many of them unbelievable.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
its a bill murray meme
nolander - February 1, 2012
Sorry, I assumed everyone had heard about the legend of bill murray
http://seriouslulz.com/no-one-will-ever-believe-you/
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Remember, I’m old and stupid.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
You forgot “short”
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Joe Nathan 2/$14.5M
………..vs
Aaron Harang 2/$12M
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Madon got
$44 million$8.5 millionEric Stephen - February 1, 2012
or Madson
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Mdson.
David Young - February 1, 2012
the risk adverse don’t want to skin their knees on the Asphalt
really bad work there
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
ted lilly and capuano are going to carry the staff
who cares about harang?
nolander - February 1, 2012
David Wright
What would you be willing to trade for him over the summer, and how many people actually want him? Clearly his defense isn’t good or close to average anymore at 3B, but take away his (still above average) stats from this year and he’s still a guy who can hit .285/.360/.485 or better. He dealt with injuries this year, which is why I’m not concerned about the number drop.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
harang
nolander - February 1, 2012
Has he really fallen off that much defensively? Or maybe he was never that good to begin with, though my perception he was good with the glove.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
Last three years
UZR: -30
TZ: -37
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
So if he is destined for 1B in the near future, my response would be why bother.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
He’s better than Loney or anyone else available in the 2013 free agent pool, but the Mets situation tells me there’s no way they’re picking up his option, so you might as well wait until he hits FA if you want him.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
The Mets wouldn’t want him to walk without getting anything in return though. If they don’t trade him to the Dodgers, they’ll probably trade him to somebody else, who might pick up that option.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
He’d have to have a hell of a year to get a 16 million dollar option picked up.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Pick up the option/sign extension/renegotiate/whatever. Maybe the Mets pay a little bit of that. No matter what, the Mets aren’t likely to just let the face of the franchise walk without anything to show.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
A 3rd round pick for Jose Reyes counts as something.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
If they decline his option, they won’t even get a pick. And Reyes wasn’t the face of the Mets.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Was trading Reyes in an MVP type year really ever an option for them
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
hell yes
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
him playing well increased his trade value
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Is this a real question?
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
They are a large market team (with clear problems, but not knowing much about it how can a team like the mets even justify an under 75 mill payroll?) not super out of contention for most of last year with their franchise player playing like an MVP, if Kemp had been a FA at the end of the year in 2011 rather than 2012 I’d still have been super pissed to trade him.
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
They are a team that lost $70+ million last year with an owner under indictment and facing worse financial problems than the Dodgers, who are in bankruptcy.
The Mets knew 100% they weren’t going to re-sign Reyes. They absolutely should have traded him.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Keeping them helped them make the playoffs. Wait..
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
*him
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
Wright can decline the option
If he’s traded
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
See Reyes, Jose
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
They did get something in return (albeit not much) and they will not repeat that mistake.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
because they thought they where getting a first before?
I’m guessing they where aware the CBA might change and they very really could end up not getting a first round pick for him. So whats changed?
nolander - February 1, 2012
Why not? They are the Mets.
They can get the same thing in return for Wright.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
If they did get something it might ruin Wilpons “I am too dumb to understand a Ponzi Scheme” defense.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
If he’s not capable of sticking at 3B for another 3-5 years, I’d probably pass.
OB12 - February 1, 2012
This is assuming Votto gets extended? Kendry?
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Both 2014 free agents.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
Its so hard to say what Id be willing to trade because I have no idea what it would cost.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
He’d likely have more trade value to the Mets going to a contending team as a 3-4 month rental.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
TMZ says Loney won’t get charged with a DUI.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Call him Steven Seagal cause he just dodged a bullet.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
He’s not on drugs, just crazy. Woohoo!
Nolij - February 1, 2012
They don’t call him Weird Game James for nothing.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
he bumped his head
nothing to see here, move along
nolander - February 1, 2012
Shock
can do weird things to a person. I was once hit by a bus, and my immediate reaction was to flee the scene. I had to be physically detained by bystanders who wanted to make sure I got medical attention.
mochemin - February 1, 2012
It can also cause you to blast your stereo, then put on headphones and turn those to full blast before a crash too.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Don't know any facts
Could be all the above.
mochemin - February 1, 2012
He’s just cool enough to score drugs that we don’t even know about.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
It’s a little depressing that our starting 1b could be suspended 50 games and we’d probably be just about the same.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
50 games James, no biggie
50 games Jim, we gots problemz
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Good lawyers & being famous FTW
Now if this were uschris who acted like this, it’d be a different result, amirite? Not that he’d do this of course.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
with no proof?
no
nolander - February 1, 2012
I really have no idea. But it sounds like he tried to flee the scene of a fairly serious car accident, then there was some kind of scuffle with the cops with the breathalyzer.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
With tests that showed zip,
nada, nothing, zilch? I think any one of us would get that same result: arrested, released, case dropped.
David Young - February 1, 2012
probably a ticket for reckless driving
maybe even in trouble for resisting arrest or not lawfully obeying an officer, but certainly not a DUI.
nolander - February 1, 2012
Wouldn’t there still be a charge of resisting arrest?
OB12 - February 1, 2012
And fleeing the scene of an accident. And getting the shit tazed out of you when you did resist arrest.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Also
had two friends suffer life threatening injuries in a car accident. One of them also tried to flee the scene due to shock. I think more is being made of this than need be.
mochemin - February 1, 2012
I'm thinking since he was obviously not "alright" to the point where they had to check him into a hospitable
they just decided to let it go
nolander - February 1, 2012
either that
or they knew who James Loney was.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
I think he got the same result that anyone without a record would have gotten. [Where this leaves uschris, I don’t know :-) ] No ticket/reckless because the cops didn’t see anything but the results of an accident. According to the 911 caller, he attempted to flee the scene in his car, not later from the cops. Refusing a breathalyzer is not resisting arrested. No statement from police that he did anything to them.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I concede that Loney’s attorney is probably better than most of us can afford.
David Young - February 1, 2012
We’ll have to agree to disagree then. :)
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
When in Rome…
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
This is incredibly illegal.
Spitting the mouth piece back at the cop is.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
no
its assault
nolander - February 1, 2012
Yes, it is. Still, it is based on one witness saying he did it.
This was at the hospital. Loney very likely lying in a bed or sitting and the cops were standing. How close do you think they were? In fact, in a hospital, would cops even be trying to administer such a test? (I have no idea.)David Young - February 1, 2012
and we all know loney doesn't have homer power
nolander - February 1, 2012
No I dont have any records, just CDs, and a Zune player.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
since no one else has said it
here
today
TMZ can go fuck themselves
fucking vultures
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
If they ever did fuck themselves, at least they would be right there to cover it.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
TMZ Reporter Fucks Self! EXCLUSIVE!
David Young - February 1, 2012
Softball schedule is finally out
LFP Blog. I updated the fanpost.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
TBLA plays Dodger Bobble at Tiger Stadium, Those Sons of Bi..Steve Garvey at Fenway, then Vin Scully is My Homeboy at Dodger Stadium.
I am a little disappointed we aren’t guaranteed to play the Dodger Thoughts team since we’re practically friendly rivals.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
this way we can meet in the finals. :)
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Two teams could be playing 6 games. I love softball and all and often have double headers on weekday nights in our league here, but after 6 games… I’d definitely be feeling it that day and the next.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
At one hour max, they are more like 80% of a game, but yeah, I hope all our players show.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I’m still looking for the list of ASA rules. Didn’t see anything on the ASA site. Checking the BLD site now.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
It says ASA under the schedule. Don’t worry, I have an awesome ASA bat.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Do you have or see a link to the rules? This is the only thing I’ve found so far (pdf).
Things I am most interested in knowing are….
1) What does the count start at?
2) Any penalty for walking a female, if so what is it?
3) Does the outfield play behind a line when a female is batting?
4) Any mercy rule.
5) Time limit on games? If so, what is the rule. No inning can start with less than X minutes left on the clock?
6) Are there two bags at first base? One to hit for rounding the base and one to hit for running through the base.
7) Any limit on HRs? Not sure what fence depth is.
8) Any special sliding rules?
9) All pitches between 6-12 feet high?
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
sorry it was above the schedule
Each team will have at least a 1 hour break during the tournament to redeem their meal ticket.
1. We will need a roster from each team in order to check in the teams.
2. Rules – ASA
3. During check in we will have waivers for your group to sign.
4. Please pass the word along to your teams so there isn’t any confusion as sometimes our guests are not aware of our food and beverage policy
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
he’s wondering what those rules are.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Yes!
What are THOSE rules. They aren’t stated and no link given and the pdf I am reading has different levels of rules. They need to be spelled out somewhere or there will be a hell of a lot of confusion at the first game.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
just swing at the ball and run.
delias man - February 1, 2012
If you try to bunt on Gary, he will stick that ball in your ear hole.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I might as well wear a dress if I’m going to do that. Not that people that wear dresses are any less of a person or anything. #SoccerRules
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
BTW
This is a slow-pitch tournament, right? I don’t think his posts have ever said, and I’ve just been assuming…..
David Young - February 1, 2012
ACtually, it is kickball.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
i’m still holding out hope for a TBLA old vs young rematch hardball game.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
prolly never happening
delias man - February 1, 2012
We will fuck you up Gary
Just a 3 inning limit for any pitcher and we will beat the holy hell out of the youngsters
I watched the youth of TBLA swing, saw better cuts under a bandaid, better swings at the park
better
oh never mind, never gonna happen anyway
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
haha, i want to go drinking with you just to see this in person
of course it’s never going to happen. I’d Steve Nebraska you guys! :)
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Do they make 23 oz bats? That’s what I need to get around on 85 these days.
David Young - February 1, 2012
you can buy a -11.5 somewhere
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
ELP CALL BACK
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend
Come inside! Come inside!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
We will do a 30 and over in about five years
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
haha loved this
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Can you tailgate in the parking lot? haha
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
haha. Says no alcohol on the premises and no food or drink can be brought in other than bottled water. #FoodNazis
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
#businesspeople
You can’t bring your own food into your daughter’s Chuck E. Cheese B-day party either (except the cake).
David Young - February 1, 2012
so they give you a ticket? wonder what they are serving.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
The BLD Stadium Club
There’s beer on tap in the Stadium Club and a half-stocked bar. I wonder if they just mean that we can’t sneak in our own booze?
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
So sorry!!
ASA rules mostly pertain to the certification of the bats, as I believe other rules, such as initial count for at-bats (i.e., 0-1, 1-1) and pitch ceiling are determined by the individual party hosting the event. ASA bats are rated to have an exit-speed of 98 mph, while the other associations like USSSA allow bats with exit-speed in excess of 110 mph.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
The tournament director should have a meeting with the umpires and team managers to discuss the tournament rules.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
or not
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
You’re probably right.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
I’ve asked.
I’ve played in tournaments where the first home run per lineup is the only one who can hit a home run for the game. Anyone else is an out. Course those teams had four or five guys who could hit a home run so they have to have that rule to limit the carnage.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
TBLA team may also be interested in if they allow courtesy runners.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
my last nerve
you are standing on it sir
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
If you had had the nerve to show up for the softball game you would have noticed that the oldies were outrunning the youngies silly on the basepaths.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
to be fair
that’s because you got more hits than us
wait
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
My legs are still tired
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I'm a whiz on the basepaths
I could be the designated runner
nolander - February 1, 2012
no peeing on second base
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
sloshball!
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
sure since you play SS
how bout 3rd?
nolander - February 1, 2012
communism
HEY, DOES ANYONE ON OUR TEAM HAVE THOSE NITROUS BATS THAT PEOPLE USE THESE DAYS?
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Get some flax seed oil. That’ll do the trick.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
I was bummed, too. I guess I’ll have to put my team on Xeifrank’s shoulders for the big finale.
JonWeisman - February 1, 2012
Glad we got the 9AM start. I’m gonna need that one extra hour of sleep.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Oh yeah.
JonWeisman - February 1, 2012
"Friendly Rivals"
or double-agents
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
If I am reading the weird layout of this schedule correctly, TBLA plays…
8AM vs Dodger Bobbles on Tiger Stadium
10AM vs Sons of Steve Garvey on Fenway Park
12PM vs Vin Scully is my Homeboy 1 on Dodger Stadium Field
Top 6 teams go to single elim tourney, with first and second seeds getting byes.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
uh
the fields must be wrong on there
nolander - February 1, 2012
yeah, the flight from Boston to LA is going to suck
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
oh right
yeah its stupid the way they laid out that grid. STUPID.
nolander - February 1, 2012
Yes!
very confusing. But once you figure it out….
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
??
why?
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
If we don’t beat the living shit out of everybody you will all hate me more than you ever secretly or publically ever did
If I lose to a team called Dodger Bobbles, I am going to shave my head, pick up my begging bowl, and spend the rest of my days wandering as a monk
but really, it’s all about having a good time
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
This tournament is a total crap shoot. The winning teams will likely be the ones that have an A-level high-arc pitcher as a roster ringer.
David Young - February 1, 2012
BULL HUCKY
The teams that win will be the teams who want it MOAR
WHO WANTS IT MHORE?!?!?!?!!
I expect dirt in the skirt
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
It’s a bunch of blog commenters. Every team should be named the Twisted Panties.
David Young - February 1, 2012
….in my teeth
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
And here I figured the teams that score the most runs will win the games
On a more serious not. Drill a couple lined drives back at that high-arc pitcher and you’re bound to rattle him. This is my contribution to the team.
Note: This usually only works against older pitchers who have slower reaction times than they used to when they were in their athletic primes. Oh, and they have to be cowards that are scared of a ball.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
team TBLA will be fine in that regard
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
That’s a good way to get your car keyed in the parking lot…. or something worse.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
The teams I played on in the past always had a hot-head or two on the team that would try and start fights (usually later in games when the 2nd or 3rd 12 pack of beers had already been opened), but we never had any fights over someone hitting line drives at the pitcher. It’s a risk that comes with the position.
After these games that either had arguments or near fights break out both teams (and the teams on the other fields) would all go to the same sports bar and have a good time. Once off the field everyone was friends.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
Unwritten Rule
Purposely hitting line drive back up the box will incite an “Middle War”. Pitchers typically police their own hitters because they know they’ll be the victims of retaliation.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
The middle war
dangerous comment
next thing you know we are going to get 4 hours of comments on elves, dwarves, and Viggo Mortenson
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
We should be so lucky :)
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Hitting line drives AT the pitcher (especially near the head) will first time get you a dirty look and second time get you in trouble after the game where I play. You just don’t do that stuff in a for fun league. I go up the middle non glove side on the pitcher sometimes but I keep it low. If it is unlimited height pitching then that is a different story as those pitches are harder to aim for the batter. I nailed an older pitcher in the knee with a line drive once and felt awful for it having happened. Even though it was an accident, I got plenty of stares from some pretty big dudes.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
I just see the ball and swing hard
Where is goes is up to it
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I almost always went to right center. Too many dumb teams love to stick their 2nd worst players out in right just like they did in little league.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
Right
i can’t control the ball like that
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
I believe it.
I wasn’t being serious with my suggestion of hitting line drives back at the pitcher. My entire post was snark.
I’ve just never been involved in a game that had a fight over it. It wasn’t something any of us ever did on purpose. I’m competitive in everything no matter how “fun” the games are supposed to be but I stay away from anything that might risk injuries to others.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
I had a ball hit so hard at me at SS that it nailed me on the thigh. Of course I don’t see as well as I use to. But couldn’t imagine a ball with that same kind of speeding hitting the pitcher.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
No Bueno
A pitcher in my Hermosa Beach men’s league got his face re-arranged by a line-drive. I get queasy just thinking about it now.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
these are the breaks
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
and this, weak-stomached one, is why you got put on team DT.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
For good reason
We had to call an ambulance to take him to the ER. It took four surgeries to reconstruct his face. The poor guy had no chance to react. Think Bryce Florie times 100.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
I got my nose broken my freshman year of high school (fighting). My first game back that baseball season I took a fastball of the helmet and a another pitch later in the game up near the head. It wasn’t on purpose as the pitchers on the opposing team were just that wild. It still scared the crap out of me and rattled me for weeks. I was bailing on anything inside. Took a while to recover mentally.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
ok, ok,
hard projectiles are dangerous, everyone was just having a laugh
we want to beat the holy fucking fuck out of every other team, but we want them to leave the field whole, except maybe for their self esteem
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Funny Pitcher-hit-in-the-head story –
I was sitting in the stands watching some friends of mine playing no-limit high arc slow pitch softball. It was a local league, so I knew lmost everybody on all the teams. My friend Rob comes to the plate and and hits the first pitch right back at the pitcher’s face. The pitcher waves his glove, then his bare hand at the ball, and it hits him square in the forhead! The ball bounced off his head and fleww over my head in the third base stands.
Rob runs to first, calls time and runs to the prostate pitcher lying on the field. The umpire bends over him and asks “Are you OK?”. The pitcher, who had a cleft palate, answers: “wow, dat leally huwts.” Rob hears this and says “Omigod, I’ve maimed him!”
Even the pitcher laughed.
iiidown - February 1, 2012
nice
I still remember the time my brother fouled a ball off into the stands and into my moms face
nolander - February 1, 2012
phucking teen-agers
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Is your brother Owen Meany?
Nolij - February 1, 2012
David Young - February 1, 2012
i’m gonna sharpen my rubber spikes like Ty Cobb
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
bummer
add cost of plastic shoes
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
i have some turfs that i’ll wear.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
but yeah
if you don’t have any, it just went from a $38 event to a $80 event
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
I had plastic spikes, but …….
David Young - February 1, 2012
I just remembered by 14 year old nephew has the same shoe size as me, will wear his
My days as the largest one of my kind are numbered, I have lived off the fat of the land as the biggest of my breed, but soon no more
I hope the young buck treats me kindly and lets me eat the second largest piece of meat at the table
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Eventually you will have to lock horns and he will have to fuck you up. It is the way of the herd.
David Young - February 1, 2012
And then he will milk you
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
uncomfortable silence
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
don’t I know it
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Or he can just beat you at tennis and settle it that way.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I don’t play those “net” games unless I am at the beach and someone better looking than me is in a bikini
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
new company slogan: Net Gains, not Net Games.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Good lord, I would surely hope than any bikini wearer at the beach is better looking than you.
David Young - February 1, 2012
coin flip
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
punchline to speedo joke
“You’re supposed to put the banana in the FRONT.”
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I am excited and I haven’t even looked
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
DT Plays
9AM vs Save The Dodgers at Fenway Park
11AM vs LFP Forum 2 at Dodger Stadium
2PM vs Vin Scully Homeboys 2 at Tigers Stadium
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Micah Owings signed a minor league deal with the Padres with an invitation to spring training.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
just in case Carlos Quentin gets hurt
Lex in Brooklyn - February 1, 2012
As a pitcher or DH?
David Young - February 1, 2012
Rosenthal said major league deal
And we know hr can’ be wrong…
“@Ken_Rosenthal: Source: Owings agreement with #Padres is major-league contract. One year, $1 million. Pending physical. #MLB”
But if so, Padres look slightly less brilliant.
underdog - February 1, 2012 via mobile
Minor league deal as a pitcher. Major league deal as a hitter. :)
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Kershaw's agents
What if they want to be asses and go year-to-year like Lincecum (even with a forthcoming big offer)? Is this a real possibility?
silverwidow - February 1, 2012
Sure, why not?
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
If we don’t offer him the moon and the stars, yep.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Since we low balled the hell out of him in arbitration it’s very likely this will happen.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
I’m all for giving him the moon and the stars, but unfortunately, he’s also going to want a lot of money.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
We were gonna give you money, but we decided naming a star after you meant a lot more.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
As surely as Matt Kemp rises in the east and sets in the west, he’s not going to take that deal.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
I’ve listed all the starfish in the ocean into a registry. And for only $35 you can have one named after you or a loved one.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Why does that make them asses? Hitting FA as soon as possible is a pretty tempting carrot for a player. IMO, a pitcher, given that they seem most prone to a debilitating injury, ought to take the money, and Timmah may regret not taking 5/100 (if that was a real offer), but there is a potentially huge reward for taking that risk.
David Young - February 1, 2012
give me what I want or fuck you
MERICA FUCK YEAH /HIPSTERED
nolander - February 1, 2012
Because I don’t feel like calling them “smart businessmen” if they do this with my favorite player. :)
6/105 should get it done. Just wish they’d make a move and not wait until after the season.
silverwidow - February 1, 2012
Kershaw hired his agents and he ultimately signs the contract and makes the decision. It’s on him.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
What is their history?
Do the Hendricks have record of doing long term deals with young pitchers in arb? If you don’t have this info, that’s fine, just wondering if they have a history of being tough negotiators.
silverwidow - February 1, 2012
There is AMPLE evidence that the Hendricks NATURALLY seek out LARGE sums for their BIG clients.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
What a couple of boobs.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
+1
I see what you did there.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
frankly, disappointed Dave didn’t jump in with a photo here
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I believe Clemens and Pettitte were Hendricks clients.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Farewell Mike Kelley
mochemin - February 1, 2012
Norman Chad pissed off the judge while on jury duty.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
thats funny.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Being on a deliberating jury with Norman Chad would either be the best thing ever or the worst thing ever. No in-between.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Agreed
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
What you learn from his tweets:
Everything else is just generic jokes.
David Young - February 1, 2012
His tweets were a flop and the judges are gonna send him up the river.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
if this ends with him getting a Pulitzer for writing a jail house rape story for the New Yorker, I will be satisfied for knowing he is in Jury Duty.
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Can’t wait to see how you work “Big Slick” into that.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
It was inconsiderate of Chad to repeatedly use the term “big blind” to describe the overweight sight-challenged juror next to him.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
:o
David Young - February 1, 2012
didn't realize
Magglio Ordonez is a FA
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
didn’t realize anyone cared
Tommy
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I realized no one did
I wanted to give you all a chance to revel in your apathy. REVEL IT UP PHIL!!!!!!
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
I like this Tommy Blackjack
He has upside and his skills are projectable
Phil on the other hand, you know what you’re gonna get, and it only degrades from here
Sorry Phil
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Career earnings $133.4m
http://espn.go.com/mlb/hotstove11/story/_/page/starting9-120119/aging-hitters-remain-unemployed
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Be sure to add the $530/week he’s going to get on unemployment.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
i thought $450/wk was the max
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
also
i doubt he’s a US Citizen
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
That’s the max for regular people, but pro ballplayers get more. I know, I don’t think it’s fair either.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
530 if funnier than 450
523 is probably the funniest of all
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Indeed
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
like it
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Baseball players shouldnt get unemployment, its your fault you suck, why should we pay you because you didnt make it?
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
You wanna change the rules, you call Sacramento and tell them that you don’t think pro ballplayers should get unemployment at all — and the fact that they get unemployment at a regular rate than regular folks is particularly outrageous. Call ’em and tell them that.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
gotta have a income cut off
can’t just be ballplayers
but even then, you kick in, you should take out
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Killing me
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Well, 1st im going to call them and say we need to legalize this fucking weed already, I mean come on, everyone does it…. just give in and make it legal already, stop wasting our tax payer money on fighting something you will never win…. Then I will throw in the ballplayer part.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
“Everyone does it.” The best argument ever.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Worked for alcohol.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
David Young - February 1, 2012
to alcohol
The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
I actually get this Simpsons reference!
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Because their employer already took it out of their paycheck through a federal mandated tax.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
My hair is doing the Dilbert boss thing. Time to shave
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
really needs a photo and a vote
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Has anyone here ever eaten
The Cock’s-comb?
Simply curious
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
If you’re combing it, you’re doing it wrong.
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
No, Joe, cant say ive ever eaten a Cocks comb before.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I was going to do a whole Green eggs and Ham bit, but just don’t got it in me
eat them braised, worth it to know
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
from the sound of it you have plenty of Cocks-comb in you.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
oh, a Cocks comb is actually a flower?? Well then, there is a chance I have smoked a Cocks comb in that case.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
/shakeshead
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
sorry, but this is really your fault
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
nope
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I heard it was a delicacy in Zembla!
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
until clayton kershaw saved them with his strikeouts
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
You’re blowing my cover. Back to exile . . .
kinbote - February 1, 2012
anybody here even know what the fuck HJ is talking about besides Humma and BH? Without Googling
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
it’s the top part of a rooster’s head
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
:)
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Looks like those gloves
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
yeah its that, or a plant/flower, or a cap worn by court jesters.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
tomato potato
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Nope
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
It’s that little flap of hair on your head that looks like Dilbert’s boss and makes you want to shave it.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
I need a photo!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I don’t think I want to even risk googling it…
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
“Christian Led Down Path To Iniquity By Yahoo! Search For Bush- Trimming Tips” /theonion
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Is SBNation giving out virii again?
nolander - February 1, 2012
Not for free. Need to sign up first.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
never her
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I somehow lost the word “bleeped”
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I am waitng
For my apology from Nolander:
“Dearest HJ,
Blood of my blood, soul of my soul. Please forgive me for assuming you would not like the awesome Nike team shoes for the gridiron. I humbly ask for your pardon, as I obviously confused your hatred for the tacky and profane, as a hatred for all things new.
I shan’t be making this error again.
Your brother in blue
Always,
Nolander"
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
That would be like admitting he was wrong. He can’t do that on the internet.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
bingo
nolander - February 1, 2012
You don't even like throwbacks
I’m glad to see you can enjoy some fly sneakers
nolander - February 1, 2012
There are no fly sneakers, only kicks.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
HJ is going to India to purchase the TBLA softball team uniform. Give him your size so he gets it right.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I thought he was going to go buy us all some hookers. I want a refund.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
You must have misunderstood when he said he was going to get some blow
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
oh, oh, me me!! I want some Indian blow!!
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
Xeifrank, I need some odds on whether or not Chris is being serious or not.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
Ummm, sure. +210 on being serious
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Most obscure Dodger jersey/shirt-sey @ the tournament?
It’s too bad I use my old JD Drew and Paul Lo Duca shirts as car wash rags now.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
My Mariner Griffy shirt was never used as a rag but it is one holy bugger now.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I should’ve bought a Junior #24 shirt when he re-signed with the M’s for his farewell tour. They don’t make them anymore, and I can’t order a custom shirt because he’s not a current player.
ishXdavid - February 1, 2012
Those rules are ass. I’m sure you could order a Greg Briley or Mike Blowers kit and they aren’t current players.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Benardello
16
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Softball Tournament Rules
Mike Brown does not know them, he said when he gets them he will email everyone with them.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Mike Brown doesn’t know a lot about offense. Oh wait…
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
Whats the uniform for this thing
Are we going with certain colors or what. I hope every team shows up wearing all blue, lol
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
Each player has been assigned a color based on their ability. Yours is pink
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
The color of champions!
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
For the cure!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Unless you’re poor, in which case, fuck you!
/i know i know
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
wow, your clubhouse chemistry is already in the shitter. But I rec’d it.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
phil is our carlos zambrano
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
As I am Austin Gallagher I can’t say anything back to a veteran like phil :(
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
There’s only one Mr. Pink.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Curious
How many great superbowls are we going to need before the non-sports fan drops the 90’s meme that the Superbowl is usually a boring game?
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Infinity
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
disappointing
I usually keep perspective on most things, but I would be lying if I didn’t say that when I hear someone say that it takes a great deal of self-control to keep from punching them in the throat
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Because you said that the score will be 35 – 10 New England
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
i can only dream!
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
didn’t
don’t puts words, or anything else for that matter, into my mouth
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I mean I hope you didn't
Giants have this one in the bag
nolander - February 1, 2012
people are trying to act like this is a bad super bowl already
people are morans
nolander - February 1, 2012
It’s bad in the sense that a Yankees/Giants world series is bad.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
thats not what I'm talking about
Not talking about rivalries or annoying fanbases, people are already assuming this is a boring super bowl because…. well they don’t actually have a good reason they are wankers
nolander - February 1, 2012
It should be a good Super Bowl, which probably means it won’t be. I watched the highlights of the last time they met in the SB—they called the catch the greatest play in SB history. I had forgotten about the QB scramble.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Since the fact that it should be a good game leads one to believe that it won’t be a good game, it probably will be a good game!
Nolij - February 1, 2012
It is among the greatest, but I don’t think any one play is the greatest
Some favorites, that I witnessed, off the top of my head
Swan in 1976
Harrison int return against the Cards
Ben to Holmes game winner against the Cards
Get a theme here?
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Was it Stallworth who made the catch against the Rams? don’t think it was a touchdown but I remember it being a great catch.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
yes
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
phuck him
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
kisses
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
That’s the gold the Rams need to return to.
Rod Perry getting beaten there?
David Young - February 1, 2012
They only get to wear that gold when they are back home.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
YES!
David Young - February 1, 2012
Swan did too but was knocked out of the game after the hit
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
You have bad taste…
…in football teams
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
ok, the elway helicopyer was really cool too
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
The tackle at the end of that Rams-Titans game stands out.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
good call
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I deserved that.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
After that game there was one of those fake inspirational poster floating around with a picture of that tackle and the caption, “FAILURE – Because sometimes your best still isn’t good enough.”
David Young - February 1, 2012
yep
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Well, they sure picked a shitty place to play the phucking game. AMIRITE?
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I know all there is to know about the phucking game… I’ve had my share of the phucking game….
Humma Kavula - February 1, 2012
So much out of my control
depending on who shows up or not, my next 16 hours will be spent here
\
or here
pray for me
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
why dont you connect through Hong Kong or something?
seems like you are going the long way
delias man - February 1, 2012
pacific is big
this is the fast way
I have done the math
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
In boca da lupo
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Grazie mille paisano!
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I cried today
Saw a totally predictable movie on the plane to EWR and cried openly
50/50
I have to say, enjoyable
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
I've heard good things
nolander - February 1, 2012
it will be forgotten in the history of cinema but well done, funny, and heartfelt none the less
and that thin lipped girl from “Up in the Air” is really charming, love her
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
my friend watched it last night and had a great quote
“who would have ever thought a movie about cancer would be mildly depressing!”
Ivdown - February 1, 2012
I thought it uplifting by the time it tied each bundle into a little package
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
More Humma jokes
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I always think “little package” is a meercat joke.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Busted
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Does he live or die? If he dies, I don’t want to watch, if he lives I’ll complain at the end of the movie that he didn’t die because they all die.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
0/100 is a much shittier title.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
spoilers dude
nolander - February 1, 2012
The movie is out now on DVD/Rental. You know the rule once it is pulled from the Theatres and you did not go see it you can’t expect everyone to not discuss it anymore while you wait for it to hit the $1 moviehouse.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
asking for the ending seems pretty lame
nolander - February 1, 2012
ok, well, in that case, you really wanna know? because I’ll tell you, I just read it on Wikipedia.
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
No I don’t unless it will irritate Nolander, then yes, yes I do.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I found two people from texas who think Indy is an unexciting place to host the super bowl
nolander - February 1, 2012
It’s not like they would have had to go there to see the Texans play anyway.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
FYI, the name was originally titled “I’m With Cancer”, then “Live With It” before finally “50/50”
uschris0304 - February 1, 2012
I expected “coin flip”
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
#kit
nolander - February 1, 2012
kitt
David Young - February 1, 2012
It was cool sitting behind you in homeroom. K.I.T.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Maybe.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
He becomes a zombie and moves to Yreka.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
That would not surprise me, isn’t it a written law that every movie has to have either a zombie, vampire, or werewolf in it somewhere or the suits won’t okay it?
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
when you pitch it, the title has to have a $ instead of an S and you’ll get it approved.
How else do you think ALIEN$ got made?
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
So that’s how Arli$$ lasted so long.
regfairfield - February 1, 2012
Pulled the Wuhl over our eyes.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
We enjoyed the show
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
that only works for sequels
nolander - February 1, 2012
$impon’$ Movie
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
I was emotionally drained after seeing that movie. So drained.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Had to run from the bartender
was complaining that Arod doesn’t run out ground balls while guys in his Softball league do
I shared “That is the difference between paying to play and being paid to play”
He thought I was supporting him
hell, maybe I was
Hollywood Joe - February 1, 2012
Difference of 10, 634 plate appearances by the age of 35 and …………
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Minicamp
for Dodger pitchers in AZ just finished. Article by Gurnick.
Also, Rubby is throwing at 90 feet now. Presumably flat ground and not too hard.David Young - February 1, 2012
Wither Withrow or Sanchez?
I know many here will find this a positive post but when Watson fails to mention Angel Sanchez nor Chris Withrow I just hang my head hangdog style.

Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
"other"
The previous paragraph starts:
Sanchez is an interesting omission though.David Young - February 1, 2012
This dog is adorable, much better than that Hawksworth chick.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Scott Barlow? who?
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
Derrick Hall
is happy where he is.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Boooo
sheds a tear
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Yeah, that bugged me too.
David Young - February 1, 2012
The Diamondbacks now have Gibby, Hall, and Josh.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
And Takashi Saito.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Says Rawitch until he returns with Derrick for his own raise.
Nolij - February 1, 2012
Until
offer is on the table of course.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Brandon may have oopsed?
Based on the Watson quote from David above.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Not necessarily
I mean i moved him up from #107 last year to #89 this year despite a 5.03 ERA and a 1.63 WHIP…i know he was in the California League and had other good peripherals, but I think #89 was a fair ranking…i mean they had 35 minor league pitchers at this camp so it’s not that special that he was invited, although it’s good news that Watson mentioned him
Brandon Lennox - February 1, 2012
question for the group
Better shot at making the bigs: Silverio or Castle?
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Castle.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
I ask
Because he wasn’t mentioned on that Fangraphs article
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Castle I mean
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
I say that because while one was in the Future’s Game, the other was traded for Rafael Furcal and has put up good numbers at an upper level. He also has (theoretical) positional value as someone who we could bring up if all 12 of the middle infielders croak.
Mostly, given the choice, the organization tends to bring someone up midseason who has the lower ceiling as to avoid starting clocks early.
G.Scott - February 1, 2012
They are the same age
TBLA voters ranked them 13 and 17, respectively, so I’d guess that’s your answer.
David Young - February 1, 2012
Never saw it. Always on. I’ll check it out.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
that was for below--slevin
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Silverio
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
another question, unrelated to the other
Lucky Number Slevin. Is this movie as underrated as I think it is? Some of the best dialogue in the back and forths between the actors.
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
yes
nolander - February 1, 2012
I didn't see it
but IMDB rating is 7.8/10, which is pretty good, and Rotten Tomatoes is 51%, very mixed, so it depends what group of opinions you are comparing to, I guess.
I had no idea 50/50 was a decent movie (so I’m hearing). The trailer/commercials gave me no desire to see it and made me conclude it was stupid and would suck.
David Young - February 1, 2012
I guess just because you never really hear about it. It had a lot of big name actors in it.
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
I thought it was dumb.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Well I disagree good sir. :)
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
I’m still on the fence about 50/50.
fbihop - February 1, 2012
Yes
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
25 greatest comebacks on MLBN
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Number waht?
fbihop - February 1, 2012
15
Dang number symbol
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Dave Roberts will figure prominently I fear.
kinbote - February 1, 2012
Most prominently it turns out
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
Number one
Tommy Blackjack - February 1, 2012 via iPhone app
hard to argue given the situation
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
I’m happy we supplied the catalyst to the most devastating and embarrassing failure in Yankee history.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
great way to put it
Well done
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
Nice 1st half in Utah
Clippers looked great when CP3 and Jordan were in the game and like crap when they weren’t. Portland with 37 point 3rd quarter lead over CharlotteLOL.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Down by 44 now, 94-50. No way Portland doubles up their score, right?
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Nice win for the Clips
The Clippers should just go ahead and name CP3 the player coach. Great thinking there at the end of the game by him and Billups to foul Utah as to not give them a shot at the tie. Might be a no brainer strategy but you don’t see it employed too often in the heat of the moment.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
Simply a great game with great play from a number of players on both teams. I’m sure Clipper Nation will have the stat but I was left wondering the last time two CLippers had 30 points each.
Simply staggering how effective CP3 is in the 4th quarter.
They badly need that backup center and small forward
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Someone should follow @SBNationLA on Twitter.
Eric Stephen - February 1, 2012
ZBO, FTMFW!
Michael White - February 2, 2012
I wrote about the 30/30 thing some more last night, for this morning. And unless my eyes were faulty (a certain possibility) last night was the 10th game in which two Clippers scored 30 points since the 1985-1986 season (as far back as the game data goes on Basketball-Reference).
Ron Harper and Dominique did it thrice.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Who else would have done it? Without clicking on the link, maybe Brand/Maggette?
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Once
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
I should not tweet late at night, I’m not as adept with the basketball reference play index as I am with baseball.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
I hear Kaman is available :)
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
Blake Griffin with a flop. His antics plus his flopping is really starting to change my opinion of him (not that I ever thought he was as great as his hype). I really want to like him too.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
little much, his feet were set, Milshap went into he did what anyone would do and drew the foul.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
It was a charge. It was also a flop.
The rest of my comment is more about what he has been doing all season.
VegasBlues - February 1, 2012
I understand but in the last three games he seems much more focused again on his game. Best stretch of the year by far from him. His complaint quotient has dropped quite a bit and I thought he played some solid defense tonight against Milshap.
We watch every game here, do you see every game?
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Haters gonna hate
Michael White - February 2, 2012
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
That was the joke. He made a thoughtful critique, I just summed it up by calling him a hater.
Michael White - February 2, 2012
oh, my bad, lol
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
Hope this is clear:
Clippers are now 9 – 0 when Chris Paul scores 16 points or more (healthy and non rusty).
I’m guessing the number four power ranking looks good right now that was questioned on Monday morning. They were just early to the table, leaving some of you to catch up. Three straight wins against “quality teams”.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Might (but doubt it) be the 4th best team, but definitely don’t have the merit for the ranking yet.
Xeifrank - February 1, 2012
First win in 17 tries, and thank god we are done with that place for the year.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
For Josie
Clippers still lead the league in Road Attendance at 19,403, Lakers drop to 4th and are probably below 19,000 for the first time since the last time Phil was not coaching them.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
Pacers are 23rd
people are so worried about being associated with indy they stay away from anything associated with it!
nolander - February 1, 2012
Roy Hibbert not as big a draw as anticipated.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
The Lakers
Averaged under 19,000 per game on the road during the four year span 2005-2008. From the records I could see, they averaged over 19,000 for the last 3 seasons and from 2001-2004. In 2002, they averaged 20,102, which is the highest I could find.
bhsportsguy - February 2, 2012
one thing you have to give the NBA credit for, they know how to market their stars. Not a NBA fan out there doesn’t know the Clippers put on a great show
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
all these tough Western teams is going to leave everyone on fumes by the end of the year.
Phil Gurnee - February 1, 2012
heck, I’m just worried about the road trips the Lakes and Clips are about to go out on
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
There is a symmetry in that all of the Lakers, Clippers, and Kings have 6 games in their Grammy road trip, and all three trips take exactly 10 days.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
the planners are getting really good.
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Grammys need to move somewhere else, tirexd of my teams being affected by some dumb award show.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
The soon to be renamed Kodak center could use them.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
They do it just to fuck with YOU actually, not the teams.
delias man - February 2, 2012
Yeah it sucks my teams always have to burn up so many home games early in a season… I want more home games later in season, not early. I mean, once in a while would be ok, thats how it is, but not every dam season.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
Lakers have certainly been affected by it
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Any award show that gives Best anything to Steely Dan is a crappy award show in my book.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
WRONG
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
You don’t get to write my book.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Dude. The Cuervo Gold. The fine Columbian? You have to be a communist not to like that song! ;)
kinbote - February 2, 2012
San Antonio fans
Rodeo needs to move somewhere else, tired of my teams being affected by some dub award show.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
It's also about the last damn industry LA has left including porn
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
they make a big deal now anytime a movie is made entirely in Los Angeles. Heck, (500) Days of Summer was given the key to the city!
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Marvel Studio buying their own studio in So Cal was a big deal a few years ago
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
the stars all still live here, and the deals are made here, but all the shooting happens in New Mexico, Michigan, Texas, and Canada
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
WOOO!!!!
NM currently has a cap on the amount of money they give out for the film production tax credit. Heard a bill last night that would exempt TV shows from the cap, but even proponents of the legislation say there will probably never be more than 3 or 4 TV shows filming in NM at any one time.
TV is something that is still dominated by LA.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
for the most part, but shows with more special effects, like Once Upon a Time or anything on Syfy, will shoot in Canada to help balance the budget. It’s not ideal, because the writers and cast aren’t in the same room for table reads and the like. Director becomes responsible for any changes
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Network TV shows are pretty much all in LA, no?
I know that a lot of cable shows film elsewhere.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
the solid majority yes.
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
It’s pretty fun when you see the Natural History Museum’s rotunda being in “Chicago” (ER) or Washington, DC (Spider-Man) or wherever else
Nolij - February 2, 2012
That weird ziggurat building in Outbreak that was in "Colorado"?
Aliso Viejo Orange County
nolander - February 2, 2012
also DC for Bones
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
yeah, not a show, but Battle LA or whatever it was, wasnt even fimled in LA, so I didnt see it.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
I hear they didn’t actually film any of the Batman movies in Gotham City.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
oh you fuck, I was drinking coffee : )
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
What are the Grammys for anyways? Music? TV? Movies? Books?
#SoccerRules
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
and the Grammy for best hardcore/metal album goes too
Simpsons Christmas Boogie?
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
You may have once upon a time heard the term “gramophone”? In olden times that’s what they played records on, hence the cutesy name derived from it.
berkowit28 - February 2, 2012
Happy Bill Murray Day, all!
fbihop - February 2, 2012
I have the urge to go sculpt some ice.
And rob a Brinks truck.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Don’t drive angry!
fbihop - February 2, 2012
I have an urge
To befriend Scarlett Johansen
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
kinbote - February 2, 2012
Almost time to save that kid from the tree
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
Vicente Padilla going to jail because he only paid child support for nine of his kids.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
He's prolific in that way at least
Man, what a pig. I’m officially glad he’s no longer on our team.
underdog - February 2, 2012
9 out of 10 children agree: it’s good to get child support, especially when pops is a big league pitcher.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Nine kids? He needs to work on his control.
kinbote - February 2, 2012
10!
The problem is that Vinny Pads only recognizes 9, at least in his accounting ledger.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Does he use
excel to keep track of his offspring or SQL?
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
The problem
Padilla only has Microsoft Works on his laptop.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
would rec if i could
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
He appears to be well-versed in using his Powerpoint.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
hiyo!
Click here to go to next slide amirite
kinbote - February 2, 2012
Word
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Sounds like he has other options on his laptop.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
He shoots indiscriminately.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Vicente Padilla arrest record:
Failure to pay child support
Domestic violence (not charged)
Plaxidentally shooting himself
DUI
Anything else?
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
He was arrested for shooting himself by accident?
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
Plax was arrested for wearing sweat pants to a club.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
I don’t think so. But just going off memory.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
I’m just assuming he did cause you can’t be shooting your gun in public. Maybe they’re cool with that in Nicaragua though.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
It was a shooting range
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
I thought he was hunting
nolander - February 2, 2012
You can shoot a guy in the face while hunting in America and not get charged, so I guess Padilla is cool.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
I hear they laughed about it afterwards. /notreally
kinbote - February 2, 2012
no
That was a mistake he clarified
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
Public urination?
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
He was arrested in Denver on a road trip with the Dodgers. Bar fight or something.
Michael White - February 2, 2012
That was the domestic violence thing.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
Gotcha
Michael White - February 2, 2012
LOL, this is awesome
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
That post noted Padilla had his passport revoked in Nicaragua. Maybe between Belisario and Padilla, there can only be one.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Future secure job fields in 21st Century: MLB Passport Liaison
kinbote - February 2, 2012
I log on this morning to see the 71-80 countdown again? It’s like I’m reliving yesterday.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
ISWYDT
kinbote - February 2, 2012
I got you, babe
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
What a great day to wake up to.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
Glad you feel that way. Yesterday I was all, “I’m offically the luckiest dude on the planet.” Today I’m not feeling it. I think lunch today will be critical.
kinbote - February 2, 2012
I’ve got NE 7 , Giants 0 in my pool
Nice being on the 7 line, 7 – 8, 7-0, 7-5
and 0 line 0-8, 0-7,
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
7-0 is great.
Someone should go through every Super Bowl using your payout method (every non-extra-point score change pays) and see what the most common number combos are.
It seems like 7-0 would be like Kentucky Avenue in Monopoly, the most common (at least I think Kentucky is). But maybe not.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
7-3 would probably be good. 17-13 seems like a very common score.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Shocked that I can’t find it by simple Googling.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
Here is an article for all NFL games.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
Nice
So, at least at the end of quarters, the most common scores were…
7-0
3-0
a bit of a drop
0-0
7-3
7-4
7-7
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
0 and 7 seem like winners.
I would think 5 would be the worst 5, 15, 25, “35”, 45
8 wouldn’t likely hit until you got to 28
9 would probably be next worse as 19, 29, 39 aren’t too common.
I think 0,0 would be the best, followed by some combination of 0 and 7.
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
and
0,7
0,3
0,0
3,7
it is. Thanks for the link.
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
3 seems better than 7.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
Everything you wanted to know about this year’s NBA All-Star uniforms, on Uni Watch.
LA likely gets four starters announced today at 4pm on TNT
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Cue Josie in 3…
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Uniform talk is the Josie Signal™, like John From Cincinnati is the Mintxcore Signal®.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
so here's what I'm thinking
yes, divorced for anything else and seen in a vacuum, that’s a nice looking all star jersey. But the NBA is taking a page from the NFL here and it’s a page I don’t like. Both the Super Bowl and the NBA All Star game used to have these great region specific logos. The MLB All Star Game still does. But the NFL and NBA are now turning out these generic looking things.
It’s better for NFL’s brand, there’s a consistent mark that says Super Bowl. Same here with the NBA, but it doesn’t scream ORLANDO. So great NBA All Star game unis, but if this is the direction they’re going, why not just have it in Vegas every year.
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
? The East jersey looks very much like a Magic jersey.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
in that they’re both a shade of blue?
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Starting to come together, Pepper...
the view from the press box at the Marlins’ new stadium, from beat writer Juan Rodriguez. Looks pretty cool:
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
eh, I prefer a view to a double decked outfield. Always have, always will.
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Your eye just gets drawn to the dinger machine.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
actually, it’s the big video screen that gets me. In the event of tie, the teams should just play MLB The Show on it
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Love it.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
Looks like a nativity scene from afar
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Can’t see how anyone would not like the Dinger machine, baseball is made for crazy stuff happening after a home run as the runner is rounding the bases.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
Sliding into beer, fireworks, trains moving, fountains, giant apples, what else is there?
kinbote - February 2, 2012
foghorns, mike and vanessa booty shaking
delias man - February 2, 2012
leghorns
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
foghats
Nolij - February 2, 2012
swimming pools, fake rocks, . . .
kinbote - February 2, 2012
churches…
Nolij - February 2, 2012
the fake rocks have a geyser thing, right, for home runs? also you’re missing the point
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
I don't think so
not that I can recall at least, but the fireworks happen behind it
nolander - February 2, 2012
apparently there is a geyeser
but I can’t ever remember it going off
nolander - February 2, 2012
That’s because everyone on Anaheim is Maicer Izturis. Pujols will probably change things a bit.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBO
can’t do much else OTHER then hit dingers
nolander - February 2, 2012
There was a point?
kinbote - February 2, 2012
arlington stadium dogpiles
delias man - February 2, 2012
Those are fun
But they have been replaced for me by the dude who caught the Tampa Bay home run and threw it back in one motion in the ALDS last year. Damn that was great.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Right, no thinking all action
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
He was inspired by the time Rosinbagger caught the home run and threw a bullet to home plate before the runner crossed.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
lol
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
I’m for it, no worse than an exploding scoreboard in my book
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
I hate that for the next batter or two after a HR at Angel Stadium, it’s all smoky.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
fixed
delias man - February 2, 2012
depends on the night
usually its not an issue but sometimes its really bad
nolander - February 2, 2012
I always kind of liked the two-tiered thing for highlights. It’s more fun when a ball that was really crushed lands in the upper deck than 15 rows deep or whatever.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
I always hoped I would get to see the Dodgers play a World Series in Tiger Stadium.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
I always hoped I would get to see the Dodgers play a World Series
Michael White - February 2, 2012
ahhh, that is so cute
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
seriously, I just need a Dodgers winning the WS, and Kings winning the Cup, and my life is complete. Then any years I remain alive are just house money.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
Well the Kings are gigantic cheaters so as long as they have that going for them it’s looking good.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
Tiiiiiiiime….is on their side, yes it is.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
gigantic cheaters?
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
Gigantic cheaters
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
The Daily Show (I think) did a whole very long piece on the Bruins and how dirty they are. Hockey, as a whole, is big on gamesmanship.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Oh yeah, I was reading about that this morning. Wonder why the refs didnt review tape to see that about the clock, or maybe they cant do anything about it, not sure.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
Oh, and the Blue Jackets are going no where anyways, so its ok haha
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
Speaking of cheaters
or just people who are bad at doing their jobs. In the NBA there are point guards who let the inbounds pass roll in the backcourt so the clock doesn’t run (until they touch the ball). Last night Chris Paul was doing this for some reason, but when I see this happening I always take a look at the game clock on the TV to see if the “clock guy” stopped the clock. Last night when Chris Paul was doing it the clock was running, when the Utah guy did it once the clock was stopped. It didn’t effect the outcome of the game, but I call shenanigans anyways.
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
in DS i guess you have those tin roofs though. occasionally someone will knock it onto those
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
If Stanton can hit some opposite field HRs
They will be 2nd deck!
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
Matt Kemp has his eye on that little patch of lawn
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
TWRS
kinbote - February 2, 2012
I miss Tiger Stadium
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
The only stadium where it seemed like it was easier to hit one into the second deck than the first.
kinbote - February 2, 2012
Why is the field covered in snow?
:)
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
Tribute to Miami in the 80s.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
wait what? They are gonn a have a cocaine night?? See ya’ll in Miami!!!!
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
I think a NON-cocaine night
Would be more a change of pace
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
Maybe they have a trade your sack of cocaine for free tickets night, like we do with guns. Or have done anyways, I think.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
cant wait to go
delias man - February 2, 2012
there will be some fun ricochets off that beam
down the RF Line. i hope someone catches one in the nuts.
delias man - February 2, 2012
So i’ll ask again, there isnt going to be any fish tank in this Miami stadium?? I could of sworn I heard about a fish tank, but maybe I got mixed up.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
within the backstop
delias man - February 2, 2012
They still doing that?
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
i never heard that they were not
delias man - February 2, 2012
PETA were not down with it. But who ever stopped doing anything because PETA didn’t like it?
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
oh
delias man - February 2, 2012
vegans
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
i don’t know a single vegan that supports PETA
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
You can support PETA and not support every thing they stand for, the same for any organization.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
my comment wasn’t very serious. but really, i know a lot of people that are extremely interested in animal rights and all of them think PETA is either a joke or not actually good for animal rights. i feel like PETA is more of an entry-level organization
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
I’m guessing the 750,000 members worldwide
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
A bunch of people who used to wear fur.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
twas a (half) joke
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Wusses
fbihop - February 2, 2012
yeah the backstop, that what I thought… that is cool.
uschris0304 - February 2, 2012
they were just going to use a windows screensaver, but they were afraid of the blue screen of death
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
should've gone Linux
Note: I know nothing of Linux
Tommy Blackjack - February 2, 2012 via iPhone app
LF makes me think of Brewers stadium
nolander - February 2, 2012
Jerry Crasnick wrote a nice piece about the relationship between agents and baseball players, around Zack Greinke’s current lack of representation.
If Crasnick comes off as sympathetic to agents in the article, it’s understandable, as he wrote a book about a pair of agents called “License to Deal.”
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
i love baseball and i love baseball stories, but that sounds like one shitty book.
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
I read it; it was a good book IMO
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
There are no strict rules here in the comments
Other than no politics, of course.
But I would strongly suggest against writing anything negative about Phil Mickelson and/or his wife.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
PHIL MICKELSON IS NOT A VERY GOOD GOLFER
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Been nice knowing you.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
I had a run.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
some kind of a run, that's for sure
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
Probably too much Del Taco.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
His wife is a real bogey, if you know what I mean.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
she’s an enemy plane?
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
I can’t bring myself to say the logical response to this.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
oh. i get it.
court168627 - February 2, 2012 via Android app
They’ll always have Paris.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
Damn, this will be an interesting case to watch.
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
On the one hand HAHAHAHAHA
On the other hand I have zero faith that this won’t be used as a great excuse for a more locked down Internet and Mickelson is totally gonna win.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
He looks like Carol Burnett
Sorry, comedy legend Carol Burnett.
Pure Azure - February 2, 2012 via Android app
I <3 the internet
Deadspin’s "How Did That False Amy Mickelson – Michael Jordan Rumor Start Anyway?
ishXdavid - February 2, 2012
This might arouse interest
NBC will have a local high school run the Patriots and Giants’ plays inside Lucas Oil Stadium so they can practice camera angles for the big night.
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
That sounds like a completely logical things for NBC to do, and an insanely awesome experience for those high school kids.
Now they just need to get the kids on microphone so we can hear “Black 59 razor, razor, razor, razor”
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
All of the kids will go home after the game and pretend they’re having sex with Gisele.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Luckily, the high school kids are all the same size as Wes Welker.
fbihop - February 2, 2012
Let them play, let them play!
delias man - February 2, 2012
nice
I guess I’d do a couple dry runs too, if I had to program for 40 cameras:
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Not that this is a license to post a shload of pics here
But I just found out this morning, from Ahmad Rashad of all people (on radio), that Mark Rypien’s daughter is continuing the family legacy by quarterbacking the Seattle Mist in Joey’s favorite football league.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
awesoke
Phil Gurnee - February 2, 2012
If her uniform is Rypien, just think of the ratings bonanza.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Jim Tressel has a job. U. of Akron’s “VP of Strategic Engagement,” making ~200K/yr. I don’t understand this at all.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
Those sweater vests don’t buy themselves.
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
the fuck is that
sounds like a fundraiser to me… is he just cooling his heels and waiting for a plum nfl/college job to open?
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - February 2, 2012
In 2006 Akron lost 3 million on its football team so any student should egg him on the street.
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
and people make fun of UCI for not having a football team
nolander - February 2, 2012
yes, they do
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
recommended
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Wait...
I thought that was Kris Humphries’ job?
ishXdavid - February 2, 2012
Dodger Stadium's 50th anniversary has a logo and a sponsor
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
What's more iconic?
The color palette of the seats or the wavy pavilion shades with the palm trees?
ishXdavid - February 2, 2012
The palm trees, since the color of the tiers was changed twice.
Nolij - February 2, 2012
If we all had personal sponsors here they'd be??
Eric Stephen brought to you by Google?
Xeifrank brought to you by Harrah’s Hotel & Casino?
Xeifrank - February 2, 2012
Josie brought to you by IFC, “Always On, Slightly Off”
Josie Becker - February 2, 2012
Just a guess here about an answer from some of our regulars
Ivdown brought to you by PetSmart
Ivdown - February 2, 2012
It’s hard to think of a greater clash (color and mood) between the event’s icon and the sponsor’s icon than that.
berkowit28 - February 2, 2012
new post
http://www.truebluela.com/2012/2/2/2766600/clayton-kershaw-contract-crowdsourcing
Eric Stephen - February 2, 2012
Nats are trying to trade John Lannan for some reason.
“We need to trade John Lannan to pay Edwin Jackson” is a big step down from “We could totally afford Prince Fielder”
regfairfield - February 2, 2012
Imagine . . .
kinbote - February 2, 2012
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