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2012 Dodgers Player Profile: Jerry Hairston, Jr., The Six Million Dollar Man

Two years ago the Dodgers signed a good fielding, right-hand hitting utility infielder with a career 83 OPS+ to a guaranteed two-year contract for his age 36 and 37 seasons, for what many observers, including this one, considered a bit too much money and a year more than necessary. But Jamey Carroll silenced his critics by being a league average hitter while accruing far more playing time for the Dodgers than most imagined.

Carroll has moved on to Minnesota, so enter Jerry Hairston, Jr., who begins his Dodgers career with similar baseball skill credentials (86 OPS+, not quite as good an infielder, but a better outfielder, right-handed), with an equal-length, but richer contract (two years, $6M), and while also viewing his age-35 season in the rear-view mirror.

2012 Dodgers Player Profiles
This continues our series of 2012 player profiles, where we will analyze one player per day, between now and the end of spring training. This is also the spot for our community projections, so be sure to give us your predictions for each player for this season in the comments section.

Carrying a lot of gloves in one's baseball bag, and being able to wield them decently can be a profitable exercise, as Hairston has parlayed those skills - he has appeared at every position except pitcher and catcher, and at least 436 innings at all of those spots except first base - into a 14-year career encompassing nearly 4500 plate appearances, and about $15 million in career major-league earnings.

As an offensive player, Hairston's career breaks up into three segments:

Years 1998-2005 2006-2007 2008-2011
Ages 22-29 30-31 32-35
OPS+ 87 38 96

Perhaps wisdom of age allowed him to figure something out about his swing and turn him into a league-average hitter, but one might think that betting on that continuing at age 36, and for two seasons, may not be the wisest course of action.

Trivia:

Hairston hails from a multi-generational baseball family. His brother Scott Hairston will open his ninth MLB season this spring in his second year with the New York Mets. They are the sons of Jerry Hairston, longtime White Sox pinch-hitter / outfielder, and nephews of John Hairston, a cup of coffee Chicago Cub of the ill-fated 1969 season. Going back another generation, the father of the elder Jerry Hairston, Sam Hairston, finished his major league career with a whopping .400 / .571 / .600 batting line!

Because Jerry debuted before his brother Scott, he became the first third-generation African-American major-league baseball player.

The Dodgers are Hairston's eighth team. The journeyman has called every division of the major home except for the AL Central.

Ring in a box: he's got one. Hairston was a deadline day acquisition of the 2009 New York Yankees, and has appeared in more playoff series than Matt Kemp despite 2009 being his first post-season appearance, having returned to playoff action last season with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Contract Status:

(Sponsored by Ripley's Believe It Or Not) For his age 36 and 37 seasons, Hairston will earn $6 million guaranteed, or about $1.9 million more than any two-year span in his career. $2.25 million of that backloaded deal is due in 2012.

Previous Dodgers Player Profiles:

2011: Jamey Carroll, Gritty Grinding Gamer

2010: Jamey Carroll, the Multi-Year Man

Stats:

Year Age PA HR
Runs RBI BA OBP SLG wOBA
2009
33 433 10 62 39 .251 .315 .394 .312
2010
34 476 10 53 50 .244 .299 .353 .287
2011
35 376 5 43 31 .270 .344 .383 .323
2012 Projections - Age 36 Season



Year
PA HR
Runs RBI BA OBP SLG
Bill James
311 5 38 28 .254 .323 .369
Pecota
548 8 58 51 .248 .304 .352
ZiPS
377 6 48 37 .259 .319 .373
(Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

2012 Outlook:

Hairston would appear to be cast in the bench/utility player role for the Dodgers. If he accrues a large number of at-bats in 2012, that would probably indicate that things went south for one of more of Juan Uribe, Mark Ellis, or Dee Gordon. (It is unclear to me if the Dodgers would be willing to go with Hairston as an everyday SS, but the other choices would seem to be Uribe or Justin Sellers, so take your pick.)

If Pecota's playing time projection for Hairston is right, especially with a TSL like that, the soft flesh of my wrists will look mighty tempting to my kitchen knives. Of course they list his "comparables" as "Art Howe, Mike Lowell, (four-time batting champion) Bill Madlock", so take that for what it is worth.

Other than that, the projections generally are in line with my expectations, so I will guess that Hairston bats .251 / .329 / .368 while scrapping up 288 plate appearances.

What is your guess for Hairston in 2012? Be sure to guess BA/OBP/SLG, and anything else you wish to guess.

Thanks to baseball-reference.com and fangraphs.com for the statistics.

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.250/.315/.350

Hairston’s career BABIP is a low .282, and he is even worse the last three years at .272 so his .301 last year is probably a fluke. Reduce his ISO a bit since he’s leaving a hitter friendly park for Dodger Stadium and general aging, and you get the kind of performance you’d expect from a spare infielder.

This will also be the best offensive performance we get from a non-Loney infielder.

Gut punch

On the bright side there’s a real good chance this won’t be the worst hitting infield in recent memory.

Just tossin’ those compliments around, huh?

you know reg

Mr. Sunshine :)

What do you want me to do when Jerry Hairston is one of the better hitters in the infield? Not research the worst infields of the last 50 years?

I would never kill your fun

You’re the best.

If anyone cares there’s no way we beat out the 2003 Pirates unless “first baseman Adam Kennedy” becomes a regular thing.

Nightmare fuel…..

It kills me to say this

Who would be worse, Kennedy now or Phillips in 05?

Sweeney in 2008.

cut my wrists now

Let’s see:

2007: Saenz – 92 G .191/.295/.345
2008: Sweeney – 98 G .130/.250/.163
2009: Loretta – 107 G .232/.309/.276
2010: Garrett Anderson – 80 G .181/.204/.286
2011: Aaron Miles/Dioner Navarro – 136 G .275/.314/.346 / 64 G .193/.276/.324

I might not even put Miles as a pinch hitting option with how many games he played/started. This team has not had a good (or anywhere near decent) main pinch hitter off the bench since Saenz freaking mashed in 2006 slugging over .530 in 100+ games. We are really paying for that season.

Should’ve picked Marcus Thames for last season. God that guy sucked.

and Gibbons too.

I went more for the main pinch hitters

2011 had more crappy pinch hitters, though I think Navarro and Miles were the main culprits. But yeah, Gibbons and Thames really made Loretta’s 09 look good.

as others have said

Rivera off the bench could be money. I just don’t see it happening.

I do, I think Sands will get the starting job.

My main reasoning is that Rivera is pencilled in to a very important RBI spot in the lineup (6th). For better or worse, he is part of our offensive core.

Not too high on Uribe huh?

.271/.320/351. over 300 PA.

.268/.334/.359

.249/.305/.347

.195/.220/.297 Cut on June 24 under orders of new owner.

The Dodgers would cut Juan Uribe first over Jerry Hairston. The entire offseason was finding people they could play over Uribe.

I am bullish on Uribe

I doubt the Dodgers would outright cut either of these players with the amount of time and money left on their contracts.

If Uribe is putting up similar numbers at the ASB, that he did last year. He will be gone.

I just wish he would do steroids and get suspended so the team could sve a little money on him.

.258/.320/.360 in 315 PAs

.252/.341/.362 in 250 PAs, mostly against LHP

Scraps his way to

.280/.340/.391

winning the hearts of Dodger fans all over the world.

Look who woke up on the sunny side of the bed this AM!

.275/.305/.385 in 400 plate appearances.

.240/.300/.365

.250/.288/.344

I don’t get Ned and his need to sign 5 players of the same type.

Who is like Hairston on this team?
Can Adam Kennedy play SS and the OF
Can Mark Ellis play SS and the OF
Can anybody in major league baseball do what Happy Hairston can do? Bloomquist?

he can rebound too

Jamey Carroll.

Carroll couldn’t find his ass in CF

i didn’t realize we were talking about cf

And doesn’t really have the arm for 3B.

i didn’t realize we were talking about 3b

Hairston can play 3B and OF admirably. Carroll can’t. So, what are you trying to defend?

haha.

the terms just mutated before my eyes. it went from “who can play ss and of” to “who can play 3b and cf.” a bit unfair to change the question after I’ve given an answer, no?

Sure, but the main question was:

Who is like Hairston on this team?

excuse me for not meeting the unspecified demands of such an insanely general question.

Who you calling insane?

No one.

My goodness. People on TBLA seem to have reading comprehension issues today.

You meant

LINSANE!

that's actually precisely what i meant.
Hairston, Happy to be a Dodger? He’s got six million reasons to be, but if he makes this play in 2012, he’ll probably hear it from the TBLA commentariat.

That would seem to be the ideal time to head first into first so that the 1st baseman cannot do a sweep tag

I just read that and thought the same thing. Unless he came up short or something

Hey, you look through Jerry Hairston pictures and try and come up with something! At least I dropped a Laker reference in there.

Yeah, the photos for the scrubs are dubious. Fed Ex is either in background of someone hitting a home run on congratulating a Dodger on hitting one.

Is it possible that UCLA receives the most admission requests because they are the number one “safe” school?

We have a saying at UCI for a number of years.

“We get the most application requests out of all the UCs because we’re everyone 2nd or 3rd choice.”

Interesting that UCLA took that spot.

I’m not sure about UCLA acceptance standards, but I think they’re high enough that you probably wouldn’t call it a “safe” school.
My guess as to why it’s #1 in applications: it gets a lot of international and out-of-state applicants. Most major universities on the coasts get a lot of international students, but I think (and this is a hunch) UCLA probably gets more out-of-state applicants because young people just love flocking to Hollywood. Combine that with the fact that it’s the cheaper option of major university in the second most populous city in America.

That,

and it’s consistently ranked in the top 3 public schools in the entire country.

It’s the safe school for people that go to Stanford.

It’s the first choice for people that go to UCI.

A nice middle ground.

It is, quite possibly, the second-best public university in the world. And being in the best city in the most populous state in the nation makes it pretty appealing.

The bias is strong with this one.

Not really?

maybe by calling los angeles the best city, but everything else you said is factually true

“Best city” was funny

should have gone with “best” NBA team

well San Francisco doesn’t have a major university, and that’s really the only competition, City-wise.

Eric’s alma mater waves hello

if I say anymore, I’m gonna sound like more of an ass than I already have

SLO and Santa Barbara laugh heartily

they have the most people so they must be the best!

lets just replace best with biggest draw

Foo Fighters are better than Nirvana.

It has 3, depending on how you're defining that, but other than that...

Sure, SF State should really give UCLA a run for its money.

Oh shaddup. :) I went to both schools (UCLA just for post-grad year of adult ed)

(and UCSB for 1 year before transferring to SF State for its film program).

Let’s not be getting too subjectively snobby here.

we are talking about overall admission here

does SF state offer the same breadth of well ranked programs as UCLA?

Wasn't really sure what we were talking about, frankly. So I just wanted to defend my alma mater generally. ;)

It offers different well-ranked programs than UCLA, but no probably not in the same category. But it does have very well regarded education, cinema, business, MA/MFA programs in creative writing (i couldn’t even get into theirs, it was so competitive) and philosophy, physical therapy (top 20 in nation), and so on. Y’all would be surprised. But yeah, it’s obviously a different environment, more of an urban integrated school than many UCs.

With a huge international student population IIRC.

It is a fine school. There is not a stinker among the public universities in California (except for Davis MOO!), but SFSU is not like UCLA.

Yes

Davis literally smells

why so much hate for Davis?

No hate, it is an agricultural school, it literally smells

I happen to love the smell of a farm

oh, is it not a good lawyer school. My bros friend when there and now he is a lawyer.

I see him write on FB everytime Davis football team wins, why do they even have football? My bro went to LB state, but he is an SC fan. Glad he knows his role.

because it literally smells

Maybe most people think it was named after the author of Garfield.

nor is USF, Now trying to decide if Underdog is counting the medical school, the law school, or the art school as #3

Heh, I was wondering the same thing. I think there’s a Cordon Bleu also.

Hastings is just a weird vestigal limb of Berkley

truthfully, so is UCSF

Not really, no.

Unless you mean in the same way all UC schools are administered by UC regents at Berkeley.

when UCSF opened it was known as

“The Medical Department of the University of California.” Davis grew into a full university, SF is still just the UCs med school. And the UC regents are in Oakland

Hastings at least got to keep their name
I honestly don't care as much as it seems but I think you're not quite defining it fairly

UCSF was the 9th separate UC school. From the official site: in 1964, it gained administrative autonomy, becoming the ninth campus in the UC system. In 1970, the UC Board of Regents renamed the campus the University of California, San Francisco in recognition of its diversity of disciplines.

can an 18 year old Californian interested in Engineering or business go there?

They can go there, but only to study medicine or health fields. ;)

(Just as I can go to UC Davis, but not to get a creative writing degree. Obviously, Davis, as an example, has far more programs to offer than UCSF though, which is a very specific school unusual to the UC system.)

No, they can’t. Well, unless they Doogie Howsered their way through undergrad already.

UCLA has a med program. Cal doesn’t, because it’s always had UCSF. This was really my only point

the oddities of being the first

the flagship, if you will

fun fact

the University of California only wanted to have one school with a graduate religion department so as to avoid theology students (UCSB). Then, they just simply did not have any other schools with graduate departments in religion due to politics.

It has been concerned quite a coup that Riverside now has a PhD in religion.

Finding a higher power might be the most exciting thing to do in Riverside.

But would a loving God create the 909?

I think this is the phil signal

or is that only when I mock other geographic locations?

this assumes two things

that the 909 wasn't simply an accident?

it really is a huge assumption

BE NICE TO MY DISCIPLINE

to my heathen brain that seems like a question

worthy of scholarly pursuit

Was counting UCSF, one of the top med schools in the country

and one of the top reasons my damned tram line is always crowded.

UCSF has like 500 students total. That’s not the same thing at all.

3,000 (not counting residents and post-docs)

UCSF is Berkeley’s Med School, essentially. And the N would be crowded anyhow : )

Wrong. And true.

shit this is the best city, Snoop Dogg said so

Where else have you lived?

no where, because there is no place like LA. for the weather, women, and the weed, sticky green…… where else can I live with beach and snow within an hour drive?

anywhere else in socal?

Do I really need to sing you guys the song? I hate NY city, its cold and its damp, and everyone is dressed like monkeys. Lets leave Chicago to the eskimos.

There’s a whole country in between those cities, by the way.

theres like an entire Europe in there

A veritable South America.

yes I realize that, but if Newman didnt think they were important enough to call out, they arent even close to LA level then.

Usually on the lists of best places to live are smaller cities that are within driving distance of a big city. And Portland.

You mean like Indianapolis?

hates California, its and its damp
that’s why the lady, that’s why the lady, is a tramp

I remember redwood trees, bumper cars and wolverines
The ocean’s Trident submarines
Lemons, limes and tangerines

how often do you drive to said beach and snow in any given year?

These are just minor reasons why LA is the greatest, but I dont go to the snow very often. Im not into snowboards or skiing, or buying snow gear. The beach, alot during the summer, its where to be. Especially in Leo Carrillo where I can bbq, drink beer. Beer is great at the beach. In Ventura, we do fires on the beach too, love it!

im talking all LA county though, and maybe Orange County since it helps me in this case haha

I did it from orange county for the first time in a long time this month

I moved two blocks from the beach this past July. I’ve been snowboarding 6 times since then, and I’ve taken a dip in the ocean exactly ZERO times.

to add to that – i live about 6 blocks from the beach and would prefer to do neither!

I lived in San Diego for 14 years, and went to the beach less than 10 times.

yeah, probably because were not all cut up… its easier just to stay home… but fug that, I just leave my shirt on and go into the ocean, im not worried about meeting girls, or what I look like, at the beach.

well, maybe that will change this summer…. jesus man, how can people not like the beach??

I love beach weather, but I’m not chiseled enough to fully enjoy all that living in the South Bay has to offer.

yeah im not either… but still enjoy it… I just love being in water, ocean, lake, river, pool, I love swimming.

we had heard the stories so wanted to try

we did it a couple of times in high school and in my first year of college

surf in the AM, night ski at Mtn High

it is more fun as a story than in reality

Thats because you did it backwards

Rolling Hills Estates doesn’t have a major university.

UCLA was supposed to be up there

damn shady real estate people made that not happen

“oh check out this marshland, don’t you want to build a school here it’s so pretty”

Palos Verdes?

There are no marshlands in PV. Fun fact: Palos Verdes is actually one of the Channel Islands, it’s just that the LA basin filled with so much sediment that it created the Palos Verdes “Peninsula”.

Josie confused PV with Playa Del Ray

both of you assumed I was talking about PV and not Westwood

Sorry!

see I was describing the shady real estate deal that put UCLA in Westwood instead of PV

this describes my alma mater pretty well

University at Buffalo

the way i read the story

UC regents came to town to pick out a location. a real estate developer was touring them. He had hundreds of acres in “Westwood” he was stuck with. They drove to Pasadena, and they were told it is too hot year round here. Drove to PV and saw it was cloudy and windy and he told them every day was like that. they had a train to catch and they hurried to westwood, took a quick look and were like “whatever”

I think they did quite well. Who the hell would want to naviagate all the city streets to get to PV. They are in a perfect spot. JMO

and with no street lights, who’d want to take a night class up there

i assume the whole hill would be different

The entire southern california freeway and road system would be different.

2/3s of what he said where true

and the other one is subjective, but LA is a big draw for many

Cal grad giving love to UCLA what the hell is going on here? I’m guessing BS from Cal and now he wants a masters from UCLA.

Most of my family went to UCLA and my wife went to USC. I have no ill will toward either of those institutions.

does your wife have a mercedez or bmw? and your family has either camrys or accords?

No, and… shush, you :)

he said second best. which personally I think is unfair to UNC, Michigan, and Virginia

I said “quite possibly.” It is not a particularly biased statement to say that UCLA is similar academically to UNC, UM or UVA (or Cal for that matter).

every ranking perennially has ucla and virginia sharing the #2 and #3 slots

right, which is sort of my point. Best is relative, and it’s more accurate to say UCLA is one of the top public universities and leave it at that

I think we should get more specific and rank each of the under grad programs.

those rankings are harder to pin down

It’s not like US News & World Report ranks them every year or anything.

because schools that don’t offer masters programs are often awesome at undergrad

Small Liberal Arts colleges have done pretty well for themselves.

most populous means best. since, you know, most units means quality product.

Is it cheaper then SC and Stanford too, private schools? or no?

if you are in state its like 1/4 the price
well

it used to be, its still a lot cheaper though but UC tuition has doubled in the last 8 years

and the others have stayed the same?

I'm pretty sure they haven't doubled

they aren’t actually affected by the budget issues nearly as strongly as state schools I would imagine.

Josie or BH will clear this up shortly

USC IIRC was around 35k 10 years ago, now around 40k

looks like USC is 40k a year?

and UC tuition used to be about 8k, now its closer to 15k. I think USC tuition was around 40k 8 years ago.

So a four year grad pays 60 at a UC while 160 at USC. UC folk need to stop whining.

ugh.

bus fare doubling affects the riders more than plane tickets going up 15%

i think this is a very good analogy

yeahhhh no

USC probably doesn’t have issues where students can’t get the classes they need because of budget cuts while the tuition is rising

only 40k?

That’s kind of cheap

so that may be part of the reason too, its a cheaper good education.

yes

UCLA is a “safe school” for those Californians applying to Stanford, the Ivys, and probably the Claremont colleges.

forgot Oxford and The Sarbonne

I don’t know a single Californian who applied to Oxford. I know a kid who went to Cambridge as a high school junior for a summer literature program.

UCLA is probably “better” than Pitzer or Scripps. UCLA has 10x the students of Pomona, CMC and Harvey Mudd. It is not a safety school for those. People who are interested in small liberal arts colleges are not by and large looking at major universities as their safeties.

My nephew is a freshman at Harvey Mudd. His two top choices were HM and Cal Tech. UCLA was his safety school.

Boom Chakka Chakka Boom

Fair. Mudd should have been excluded, just because there are so few engineering schools.

definitely not a “safety” school.

If Hairston is not the perfect bench player I’m not sure what it would be. Can play everywhere and do it well. Can pinch run. Can “hit” either LH or RH pitching.

That said his contract is ridiculous

and we’re 4 years too late

I was about to say… :)

Jamey Carrol totally warped our perspective on what a backup infielder should be.

In order to avoid a discrimination lawsuit

I urge you to make the 2 softball teams Team A and Team 1

yeah man, why I gotta be on team B? because im white?

You're WHITE?!?!?!

That’s going to rank up there with finding out Xeifrank is white.

I will not explain my reasoning because it’ll break some kind of rule, written or unspoken.

do you not see my pic? yes im white, all american, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, im as white boy as they come, on the outside…

You looked more ethnic in your old picture.

I feel more ethnic then I do white. Thats what happens growing up on the streets of Reseda son haha

Reseda!

Just like Daniel Larusso!

The ‘Mean Streets’ of Reseda.

Not that Reseda boy!

There’s a freeway running through the yard.

That lyrics meets one of Humma’s rules. There are no freeways within the borders of Reseda. The 101 does run through the hoity-toity communities of Studio City, Sherman Oaks, Encino and Tarzana though.

Reseda Blvd is an off-ramp too of course. (Maddz and) I went to middle school in Tarzana, just off Reseda.

SOCE, yes? Was it SOCE when you were there?

Portola. SOCES is just on the other side of the 101, I think.

So you have to be white to be all american?

my exact thought.

that was kind of a weird thing to throw in there.

lol, no, ok, I fucked up… I didnt mean it the way it sounds, but yeah, im white.

Nowdays, I’m see-through. Whiter than white Irish. Not sure I’m All-American, but I don’t think that what color I am is all that important. The important thing is if you’re a fan of boysenberry jam!

How about if we just give everybody trophies before any games, just to soothe fractured egos? Then we can go get pizza and cokes.

I support this idea.

Mostly the pizza and cokes idea. I’m ambivalent towards the trophies.

Will the trophies...

…feature a female or male figure?
…be blue or red?
…be Tebowing?

right? I think some here have gotten so obsessed with winning, that they forgot whats important! Which is friendship, and fun. As soon as you ask you friends to be on a B team because they arent good enough, you’ve already lost!

He’s heating up

getting my popcorn
oh no you might be on a team of friends instead of a team of friends

wait whats the problem again?

You're going to be on the team full of Mods so they can watch over you :P

I’d rather be on the B team. Less pressure.

but if the A team wins

You can light up a cigar and say, “I love it when a gameplan comes together.”

the big question is

Which team will Tommy Blackjack be on :)

More like will Tommy Blackjack ever come to any event

Nice write-up

I think he’ll be a valuable play-everywhere guy for us. He seems like a good piece on a championship-level team, but with us he’ll probably force his way into the lineup more than we’d like based on the Reg Principle of the rest of our infield sucking.

i cant get enough of this dunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qxJ8F2zWmY

Awesome…and from the Stephen Bros’ hometown no less.

I was disappointed; I expected when I clicked on that video to see an unauthorized recording of our family reunion basketball games.

Random

I spontaneously picked up a baseball preview mag at the market yesterday. I chose Athlon because it’s the one I seem to get these days. It’s very good. Their team write-ups are thorough and well-researched. I haven’t looked ahead to where they picked the Dodgers, but I did see Texas over Philly for all the marbles.

My bold prediction:

Phils don’t even make the playoffs.

We already know Phil (The Phils) didn’t make the playoffs.

ouch

Hmmm
Team Phil
Team Meercat

I’m egocentric enough to just do it

They call Washington a “sleeping giant.” I think I’m rooting for them to win the NL East. Miami will just be super-entertaining to follow.

doing my best Eric Stephen impression:

The only team to play in three consecutive World Series and lose at least two of them was…..

(of course)

The Yankees – won in 1962 and then lost in 1963 and 1964

and the 1921-1923 Yankees! and 1911-1913 Giants (lost all three!).

damnit. i should've not been so lazy and kept going back.

at least the three teams to have done that are the Giants & the Yankees. something fun for us dodgers fans.

1988-1990 A’s

.275/.330/.370, 120 games,

about 430 PA

I'm going low so I become really happy when he beats this.

.265/.312/.367

i would be completely ok if hairston achieved those numbers

I'm hoping for around a .350 OBP and whatever the hell else

348 PA. His production will be so boring that I can’t bring myself to care whether he OPSes .660 or .710.

If Jerry Hairston plays more than Jerry Sands this season I'll be unhappy, but otherwise don't care that much, and think...

he could be Jamey Carroll-like indeed. I’m ok with Dodgers signing Ellis and Hairston but wish they hadn’t pointlessly also signed Kennedy. Oh well. Anyway, no predictions from me…

Who didn't see this coming? Man Suffers Cardiac Arrest While Eating ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Heart Attack Grill

http://gawker.com/5885319/man-has-heart-attack-while-eating-triple-bypass-burger-at-heart-attack-grill

All that matters

Did they comp him the burger?

Nope, they were chasing after him as he was being loaded in the ambulance…. Sir, sir, you have to pay for that.

If he was over 350 they did.

man you can't buy publicity like that
Basically, though it's pretty sick.

They’re giving both food and health a bad name.

Is it?

are they? I mean if you ate that on a regular basis you are a fool, but who doesn’t sometimes want to do something extreme and stupid and have a little tongue in cheek fun while doing it?

I guess, i mean if you are, say, otherwise healthy and go there once as a dare kind of thing. "I hate this crazy ass burger in Vegas!"

but there are obviously people going there who should no longer be eating that food at all. America is collectively unhealthy, so a place like this just looks worse when compounded with our general health, is my larger point.

This isn’t the first guy this place has killed.

yeah i was trying to remember, didn't another incident like this happen there before?

575 pound spokesman died last year.

The cause of death is currently unknown, but friends are speculating that it was the result of his contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

Francis Bacon died after stuffing a chicken with ice.

using his….

device

all that thesaurus packed in that head, protected by your hair halo which also functions as an antenna to receive alien transmissions, and that’s what you come up with?

The guy is 300 pounds over weight and dies at age 29 and it was because of the flu?

I have my doubts.

I’m mostly impressed at how they even get a burger up to 6000 calories. Ridiculous burgers in the “we start with a pound of ground beef, add six slices of thick cheddar cheese, throw on some applewood smoked bacon, add half a pound of our famous in house cooked pastrami and top it all off with a fried egg” vein end up somewhere in the 3K range. 6K is just intentionally trying to kill you.

deleted as breaks the politics rule

whatever makes you happy Kobe

Another come-from-behind victory for Kobe Bryant … sucking face with the woman who has now taken all of his homes, Vanessa Bryant … and now TMZ can confirm the two are working on a reconciliation.

Buy her another 1 Million dollar ring Kobe, that worked last time. You married a whore, I’m sure she has a price.

She is going to be filthy rich if she wants

she isn’t going back to him for money.

attention

Big gap from Mrs Kobe to Mrs ex-Kobe

mind the gap

tubular

I used to work out with Fee Waybill years after The Tubes were a thing

trippy guy

TUBES – Don’t touch me there

Now that was an erotic song the first time I heard it.

What do you want from life?

My favorite

And the song they wrote with uschris in mind

White Punks On Dope. Video features Fee in his Quay Lewd persona. Clearly an inspiration for Lady Gaga.

I saw them

at Cal Poly Pomona a long time ago. They wee not memorable

long time ago. not memorable. hmmm

Yes

I think that was during my acid period

For some reason, one time at lunch in HS, some local band was allowed to play in the “quad” area. They played White Punks On Dope and during the song produced a giant “joint”, that seemed to be made of butcher paper stuffed with lawn clippings. At the time we thought it hilarious.

What high school did you go? Ridgemont?

Sounds like my high school

Monrovia 69 – 73. There were really no rules and we could attend or not attend classes as we saw fit. I used to hang out in the smoking area with a vice principal

you get her knocked up?

There were at least 3

instances of teachers marrying students in the senior class ahead of mine.

No one left behind was not a rule at the time

more like no behind left alone

She realized 180 Million and being nothing but an ExKobe was not as appealing to all of it and still being Kobe wife. Once you divorce the star your star diminishes to the point of going black hole.

Elin Woods = not an attention whore

It can never be a positive reason, can it?

Sure the reality is they are probably doing it for the kids.

they found that being apart is harder than being together

thank you for accepting the possibility

You may now return to your hate-hole. I know the light burns you out here. :)

If hating the Lakers is wrong….

You never leave the hate-hole

I acknowledge that Phil and I have been huge pains in the asses now that the Clippers are better than the Lakers.

Well… the old saying “act like you’ve been there before” doesn’t really apply, so just enjoy your moment :)

The Dodgers were good twice! (assuming you count 2008 when they were average at best most of the year)

just noticed yesterday

They both have the same number of wins (17), but the Lakers have 3 more losses since they’ve played more games. I thought the Clips had more wins.

It’s because Phil is always talking about them :)

Would be funny if they were the #3 and #6 seeds in the WC.

until the Clips have a banner to hang (any banner’ll do) it’s difficult to claim they are better than the Lakers

or a number to retire

McADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So until they have past accomplishments, it’s hard to claim they are better than the Lakers in the present.

Got it.

You can claim it all you want, but there really isn’t enough separation in the standings at this point for that to be anything other than Fanboy at this point. Give it another month. :)

3 games in the loss column is pretty significant.

I think we are fairly even myself.

Guess that is why the Dodgers are better then the Angels headed into 2012. Those 88, 81, 65, 63, 59 champions loom large over todays team

No, but after all thats happened in the past, now you have a better record after less then 30 games and you’re better now… ok

Dodgers have a storied history but nothing much to show for the last 23 years…
Angels have been Champs and contenders for a long time now (and they have the rally monkey).
Clippers?…Crickets as far as accomplishments

It’s still irrelevant.

The two teams in the NBA finals last year were the Miami Heat and Dallas Mavericks? How storied are those histories? They had good players and therefore won a lot of basketball games. It’s really that simple.

Heat…Finals, Banner Hanging
Mavericks…Banner Hanging
Clippers…hopeful

you are forgetting the TWO slamdunk championships in Clipper history.

You’re nitpicking. The Mavericks did not have a banner going into the playoffs and yet somehow still managed to win. Miami (while having a ring in a box) has an equally terrible history until they hit the draft lotto and picked up an established star (sound familiar?)

Dallas had a Western Conference champs banner,

Okay, I don’t think any Clipper fan argue that. But the main point is that you were using the history of the storied Laker franchise to say we can’t say we are as good if not better then the current iteration of the Purple and Gold.

it’s all about corner turning

You can hang on to the great past, we (Mike and I) will focus on the present and future. The one that includes the two best young players in the city.

well lets do it then baby… series is at 1-1 right now… Lets see what moves these teams make between now and March 15 and lets see…. hopefully we do play eachother in the playoffs.

So 30 games was too insignifcant of a sample size for you, but comparing the 2 games head to head is not a problem?

Look, my honest opinion right now is Clippers do have a better team, especially if they end up landing JR Smith. But Lakers can still do things from now til March 15th, maybe even after, so if Clippers being up 3 games in the loss column after 27 games or so, then cool. But saying you guys have been a pain in our ass? Shit, ya’ll dont even know how to be a pain in the ass yet. Clippers fans can say whatever they want, its cool with me. This isnt the 1st time the Clippers have had their day in the sun, were the better team, only for that shit to get dark real quick.

But saying you guys have been a pain in our ass?

no one has said that here.

Mike did
I acknowledge that Phil and I have been huge pains in the asses now that the Clippers are better than the Lakers.

True, but he was talking about us not about the Clippers.

So was Chris, at least how I read it.

I said it. I said it as a joke, but I didn say it.

Ah, I can’t reply to Eric so I will do it here. USCChris does think we have been a pain in the ass yet. I say we can be.

nah man, you guys are just learning. Its takes alot of success to master the craft of being an arrogant cocky asshole.

Nolander and Maddz think I’ve mastered it

Chris is more playful

Maddz is a tiger and tigers play too rough

Nolander is a teddy bear

If your storied Lakers hadn’t choked against the Suns we’d have already done that dance:)

yeah I know…. Shit hurt man…. I really want to see a Lakers vs Clippers series, would be alot of fun.

What does history have to do with the present when one is discussing the current state?

History means NOTHING during the season

As a Lakers fan, I’m glad the Clippers are doing well during a Lakers down-year. I can’t imagine a stronger impetus to improve than having your roommate grab all the headlines, priming itself for a deep playoff run. The Lakers have rarely wallowed in mediocrity for an extended period of time, but now more than ever, the front office has to see that the status quo is unacceptable to the fan base.

All this talk about the Lakers history is great for trivia shows and offseason banter, but it’s akin to Britain and France’s claim to geopolitical relevance because of the Victorian Age and Napoleon.

Janice Rossi is a whore!

“Is this the superintendent? I want you to know that you have a whore living in the building”

perfect. i can hear it in her voice.

dam, why she gotta be a whore though?

phil just wants to rile folk up and forgot to switch accounts

so thats all it is? he switches names when he wants to F with people more then usual? I thought maybe it had something to do with which computer he was using, or work/home. idk.

I've said too much

goddam right you have

it was nice kno(lander)ing you

.264/.331/.374
8 homers
374 PA

Fourth on team in home runs?

Third behind Kemp and Ethier?

Dee will have 9 inside the park home runs.

You’re counting Albuquerque?

Dodger PR
The Art of Shaving has teamed up with the iconic legends of the Los Angeles Dodgers for the next installment in the brand’s extensive influencer series. On Wednesday, special guests and Dodger Legends: Hall of Famer Tommy LaSorda, Tim Leary, Don Newcombe and current General Manager Ned Colletti, invite you to The Art of Shaving’s Barber Spa flagship in Beverly Hills from 7pm to 9pm to celebrate two gentleman’s pastimes: baseball and shaving.

Release the punchlines!

Can Ned even see over the sink?

Timothy Leary’s Dead.

He’s on the outside, looking in.

You and David are too moody

great dig!

Saw them live in Long Beach in 1981

Hell of a show.

I called him. He couldn’t help me either.

That because

while you were trying to tune in, the call dropped out

The Art of Spelling.

LaSorda

Well, it’s Sorda correct.

.272/.348/.386
6 HR
425 PA

Eventually takes over for Uribe at 3B after the latter is traded (Dodgers paying most $).

TBLA Fantasy Baseball Mountain Edition (Or TBLA:FBME which looks like something a teenager would text to ask someone to be their Facebook friend) is full. And it is 14 players because I screwed up. So someone is getting Jerry Hairston. As a starter.

Cool, more teams the better. Since you only went with one catcher and 3 outfielders it should not be so bad

14 teams will be interesting

involves a bit more strategy and forces people to dig for gems

That sounds like a lot of fun actually. Really tough fantasy league. I now wish I had signed up.

That’s how we do over in New Mexico. Actually, there are TWO New Mexico residents in the league (eitherethier)

And I updated with the draft order. I am drafting 14th.

These are the Dodgers main pinch hitters the last 5 seasons

Let’s see:

2007: Saenz – 92 G .191/.295/.345 65 OPS+
2008: Sweeney – 98 G .130/.250/.163 13 OPS+
2009: Loretta – 107 G .232/.309/.276 59 OPS+
2010: Garrett Anderson – 80 G .181/.204/.286 29 OPS+
2011: Aaron Miles/Dioner Navarro – 136 G .275/.314/.346 84 OPS+ / 64 G .193/.276/.324 67 OPS+

I might not even put Miles as a pinch hitting option with how many games he played/started. This team has not had a good (or anywhere near decent) main pinch hitter off the bench since Saenz freaking mashed in 2006 slugging over .530 in 100+ games. We are really paying for that season.

Dioner Navarro was 10th on the team in pinch-hitting PA (11; which was 11 too many) in 2011. Trent Oeltjen was first with 31 PA (.167/.286/.208), but the next two were good as PH (Gwynn, .333/.407/.458 in 27 PA, and Miles .438/.444/.438 in 18 PA).

Ronnie Belliard was second to GA in PH PA in 2010 (45 to 52) and was especially awful: 7 for 41, .171/.222/.220

Loretta had 66 PA as a PH in 2009, but Juan Pierre was awesome in his 51 PA (.326/.396/.419)

Sweeney was everyday Mark in 2008 with 92 PA as a PH, but Delwyn Young was .292/.393/.333 in 58 PA as a pinch hitter.

Saenz had 75 PA as a PH in 2007, but Boom Boom was terrific, hitting .320/.485/.760 with 2 doubles and 3 HR in 33 PA.

Dodgers pinch hitters overall…

2011: 90 sOPS+ (11th in NL)
2010: 72 sOPS+ (16th)
2009: 107 sOPS+ (7th)
2008: 90 sOPS+ (12th)
2007: 123 sOPS+ (5th)

Oh ok

I guess I should have said main bench/utility player. It’s good to see the pinch hitting wasn’t as bad as I thought, though the last 2 years sucked.

Dave Hansen, player-coach. Make it happen!
Crazy TCU drug scandal

12 students arrested, including 4 football players (1 All american). All kicked off the team.

TCU coach Gary Patterson: “As I heard the news this morning, I was first shocked, then hurt and now I’m mad.”"

What kind of drugs? Steroids?

Extenze?

“Heard of it? I use it.”

apparently they were selling…..to teammates

In other words nothing different than any other campus except these guys were dumb enough to get caught.

The drugs being sold, including in hand-to-hand transactions to undercover officers, included marijuana, cocaine, acid, ecstacy and prescription drugs, McGee said.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/02/15/3736441/many-current-tcu-students-arrested.html#storylink=cpy

Boys will be boys.

they gotta pay these kids

or give them free drugs.

If they pay them, they can get better drugs!

How about we meet half way. Drug vouchers.

this will be the best comment of the day I'm 99% sure

Handshake drugs I got downtown

“Why didn’t I go to TCU?” -Hris

haha, nah man, I can get whatever they get right here, and cheaper too…. but can I ask, whats up with this Hris? I just wanna know lol

Aren’t you USC Hris?

ha ha

I never noticed that until now

I think its been talked about before

but what do I know

probably the late crew

hopefully not the 2 live crew
no one noticed me calling him "hris" before?

well, i may have only done it here once or twice.

wow that's freaking crazy

He’s got bargaining, depression and acceptance still to come. (I lump “hurt” and “mad” as anger.)

I wonder what it would be like to live on Catalina Island

fox 11 undercover

tells me it is gang-infested

that makes sense, perfect place to smuggle drugs to

do they say Brah like Hawaii does?

Is there even a supermarket on the island? How about real restaurants (not those hole in the walls that tourists go to)?

seeing a bunch of little restaurants, a catholic church, country club, but no supermarket. Liquor store though

there is a Von's there

or a Ralph’s or one of the big supermarket brands. not a huge store, but it’s there

used to be a dope-ass wooden mini golf course. crazy legit

still got a mini-golf course there

but they renovated it so it’s all new now. still fun

How about real restaurants (not those hole in the walls that tourists go to)?

In many cases, hole in the walls are real restaurants. Lest we open up the chain restaurant bashing again…

yeah, as long as there is beer, chips and salsa, and tacos, its all good man.

On the mainland, sure. Not really at Catalina.

chain restaurant bashing sounds fun.

If I could buy and live in Wrigley mansion that would be cool

otherwise boring

What do you do right now with your life that you could not do on Catalina?
Play video games – Check
Watch TV- Check
Blog – Check
Walk Dogs – Check
Play with Dogs – check

Vons (and they deliver)
Post Office (and they don’t deliver)
19 bars

Yeah, this question was specific to Nolander

be a software engineer

see my friends with ease
see my family with ease

do they have a Del Taco?

No…but they do have Topless Tacos!

SWEET!! Is that on tuesdays? hmm, you just gave me a great idea… only thing better then Taco Tuesdays is Topless Taco Tuesdays!!

Drive to work?

being a software engineer means telecommuting is an option compared to most. My friend works for Investors Daily based in Culver City but has telecommuted from KC for the last four years

yeah finding a new job that lets me do that will be so easy

I actually like the job I have now anyhow

Well none of that is the point. You said it would be boring. You are already boring, nothing would really change related to that.

man

that’s mean.

me being boring is irrelevant to this conversation

me being bored is what is at stake. Should I copy paste the rest of my comment above? Nah you’ll just ignore that too, because you are LAME!

This is getting out of hand

“Boring” is bad enough
but now you’re playing the “LAME” card

Making fun of my limp is a low blow

The equivalent of calling deaf dudes Dummy.

way to breath

No Breath

I’d assume if I lived on Catalina I’d own a sailing boat, a dive boat, a ski boat, a kayak, and a yellow submarine.

I’d be as happy as a pig in mud.

right? Boats!

Boats and bitches

Prestige World Wide

Boats and Ho’s

The beauty of my quoting

is normally half of it will be wrong

The nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria, ill do you on the bottom while your drinkin Sangria!!

It's the fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer
Hariston

a very expensive .220/.305/.393 in 237 PAs

Hairston

.255/.321/.370
345 PA

Speaking of Angels better than Dodgers

Angels are televising 18 Cactus League games, compared to 15 for the Dodgers.

Good news for us is that the March 12 Dodgers game at Tempe will be televised on Fox Sports West.

How much do you plan on covering the Angels (for your SBLA duties) this year?

prolly more than I would approve of.

Considering I got an email this morning saying the Angels have decided to not allow credentials for online only media outlets, closer to zero.

(ignoring for a moment that MLB.com and ESPNLA.com don’t appear in print)

Don’t you know the PR dude?

I believe they’d say “The MLB Network and ESPN” then drop the mike

If I saw Halos Heaven I wouldn’t want anything to do with them either.

I covered two games in Anaheim last year and I thought it was cool until I looked two seats over and saw a placard for a dude at Bleacher Report.

8 nicest racks on the girls that shoot T-Shirts into the stands a BR exclusive.

i had to explain to my coworker

yesterday how bad BR is for him. He has agreed to comply.

Which reminds me...

I just left a fantasy league because it had too many d-bags in it. One of the guys made the claim that almost all baseball analysis on the internet is BS and that he prefers fun things like “Justin Verlander has a nice moustache; why not draft him?” He then went on to reveal that he has an internship with Bleacher Report this summer and everything just fit so well.

"Justin Verlander has a nice moustache; why not draft him?"

This is much better advice than you’ll get on 99% of the Internet.

Brendan Ryan has a nice moustache and I can think of many reasons not to draft him.

I feel like a couple of teams are throwing out the baby with the bathwater, but I guess if you credential one online outlet, you have to credential them all if space allows

“Hey if SBN gets in why can’t Jeff from jeffshaloblog.com get in”

“Because you’re worse.” Click.

I see no reason why teams can’t selective screen who they grant credentials too.

I added an “o” to counterbalance Phil’s shortage of them.

I imagine it goes something like:

b/R: But we’re featured on LATimes.com, are you saying they’re terrible too?

Sports team: *grumble

Or “no, don’t be dumb”. Click.

Dodgers don’t let every Tom, Dick, and Harry Dodger blog have access to the Blogger spot. That is Josh has Blogger Night so he can meet the neerdowells.

But we’ll have to hear Gubicza.

Boy is he some of kind of special bad to listen to. The words just fight themselves coming out of his mouth.

is jeremy lin story closest thing to Kurt Warner since Kurt Warner?

I think it is.
Cut, non-drafted, bench warmer thrust into the spotlight and immediately shines.

I’m just wondering who’s going to play the Mike Martz role…

I saw a tweet today that compared Jeremy Lin to Victor Cruz which makes MUCH more sense than comparing him to Tebow.

there's undrafted NFL players make it all the time..

and WR isnt near as important as QB or PG on a basketball team.

weird

because victor cruz is a rookie who had a phenomenal season and won a championship. jeremy lin is not a rookie and has had like 6 good games.

Cruz

Not a rookie

Actually

He spent 2010 on the practice squad so maybe he is a rookie.

He spent 2010 on IR

David Eckstein gets the Baseball role
Not on 40
Rule 5’d
Barely makes team
Never played Ss
Becomes Starting SS
Team Wins World Series

dan uggla

That’d be a good comp too.
Plenty of scouts overlooked him, the Marlins give him a shot and he’s immediately a difference making player.

Wasn’t he the world series MVP too?

Not that year

but he’s still the trivia answer to starting SS on World Champion Teams in both leagues

Mike D'Antoni, obviously

offensive coach; wouldn’t know defense if it friended him on Facebook.

at least lin doesnt have a

brenda warner to complicate things..

He can complicate them himself.

also – how to coach extremely entertaining teams.

Clearly he was your inspiration this weekend.

Lin has a long way to go before even becoming John Starks, let alone Kurt Warner.

Sure, but the start is similar.

oh for sure, it has been amazing and out of nowhere.

The out of nowhere is the part that has captured the nations heart.

The “in New York” part is why the nation can’t shut the F up about it.

capital of the capital of the capital of the world

or so they tell us

I call overstatement

ask those ladies at work, the brownies babes, see if they know who he is

My wife knows thanks to the Today show. And Ellen. So I think that covers most of the female base.

we are a no TV in the AM house

I’m just shocked that he’s not a Laker because usually when the team is meh, something like that happens. Instead of trading for the best center in basketball (Wilt, Kareem, Shaq) or getting incredible draft year number one’s in Magic or trading used Fords for Worthy’s, or having the smarts to draft Kobe, it would have not been surprising if Lin had made it to the Lakers and kick started the season in to higher ground.

Almost happened

When Lin went undrafted he had offers from the Lakers and the Warriors, choosing the latter.

I think the corner turned when the league said no to Paul.

Totally agree

The Paul deal would’ve been just another example, such as the ones you provided, of the Lakers being on the lucky side of history. There are a lot of free agent and draft busts that cripple franchises for a decade, and the Lakers have been lucky to have everything magically fall into place. Personally, the NBA nixing the Paul deal was shocking because it was a deal that the Lakers have historically made.

It is good for the NBA to have the Knicks relevant again.

So Bill Simmons tells me

its not like they mostly have not sucked

they suck, so what

shitty teams in the big apple are bad for all sports.

NBA popularity was at an all-time high last year, and people were fascinated by a playoff series involving teams from Memphis and Oklahoma City.

You are honestly going to tell me that the rating would be higher for a Thunder / Memphis championship series then for Knicks / LA?

Shh, shh. No facts allowed in sports arguments.

If you want facts, the Grizzlies and Thunder can’t play each other in the finals. So there!

1) No
2) As a sports fan, I couldn’t care less about the ratings. It’s not like they’re going to cancel the World Series or NBA finals due to low ratings.

I could add here that the NBA, NFL or MLB don't really market to anyone

who participates in blogs like this one. They have you.

Now if Jeremy Lin

gets someone like meercat’s wife to want to watch a game, that is what they are looking for.

many games

one is cool, many is the goal

they have succeeded

not to mention the island of Kuo

bummer that the Lakers already played them and the Clips don’t have them on the schedule this year.

just not at home

Final game of the regular season is Clips at MSG on April 25.

That does not help me sell any tickets

bad salesman

Shockingly I had five Laker games up for sale that no one was touching. Yesterday I sold three of them in a span of two hours.

ok

You get coffee

David Stern needs to go out like Frank Pentangeli.

Frankie five angels to us in the family

I don’t like this C-note David. I take it as an insult

when he travels the refs whistle the….

(wait for it)

The Lin -dy Hop

Yep

The Lin family was told that the Lakers were planning to select Jeremy with the #58 pick, but then nobody selected Derrick Caracter, and the Lakers took him instead of Lin. Then when Lin tore up the summer league, the Lakers offered him a one-year, non-guaranteed deal at minimum salary, but the Warriors offered him two years, partially guaranteed, and the Lakers declined to match, because they’re loaded at point guard with Steve Blake and Derek Fisher.

I cannot, not laugh
because they’re loaded at point guard with Steve Blake and Derek Fisher.

Kupchak had a good run, but I can’t help but feel Jim Buss stuck his nose in here because he thinks he knows basketball

I also suspect that Kupchak wanted to let Lamar cool off for awhile

But Jim Buss told Mitch to ship Lamar out. I’m also stunned that they re-signed Fisher to a three-year deal, when one year at a higher salary than Miami was offering would have sufficed. They had to know that Phil was leaving soon and the triangle might go away, thus rendering Fisher completely ineffective on offense (he already had been completely ineffective on defense for several years). My guess there is that Mitch was expecting to keep continuity and hire Brian Shaw, and now that Jim Buss insisted on Mike Brown (ugh), we’re stuck with an ancient Fish.

Latest rumor is that JR Smith may sign with the Lakers after having a conversation with him last night

That would be a pleasant surprise

But then the minutes of our fourth best offensive player would be cut down to zero, unless they decide to start Blake and let Goudelock be the backup PG.

I don't know

but I do know I want to buy Jeremy Linoleum

That’s not bad.

espn

compared it to fernandomania which is insane.

you spelled "linsane" wrong

We are the dark side. How cool is that?

our softball colors should be black over black

Our thought our Black and Blue worked very well

True Black LA

: You Can’t Go Back

Where the Dodger Dogs Are Always Burned

Andre would never burn a Dodger Dog

I was wearing black for a reason on Saturday

I’ll always be the pup in black

WHOA WHOA WHOA

obsidian and onyx thank you very much

you’re forgetting punjab

Slam! (do do do do do do) Let the boys be boys!

last time I saw those girls they cleaned me out of singles

Hipster edgy cool

Floyd should be our theme music

Aw man, the new fantasy sports money leagues for Yahoo are only public leagues, I was hoping to get a private league going for the 20 dollar buy in.

So your friends can steal from you and Cory?

Well when you are busy calculating the odds of a win from Derek Lowe or AJ Burnett

we may be taking money from you.

gotta prevent money laundering

How would that be a way to launder money

Or rather, it’s such a low amount that it can’t really be that big of a concern, can it?

if you leave the money in your jeans and put them in the washing machine.

I can still remember

doing laundry before packing for a trip to Vegas. I went down to the laundry room to check on it, opened the washer and saw a bunch of $100 bills floating around because I left my gambling money in my pants

Every damn day I come to work and say I’m not going to post anything today and every damn day you all make it hard to fulfill that promise. Damn you all to hell and back.

I love myself a little better when I avoid during the workday and hate myself a little more when I don’t

I feel you man…. sometimes I go home, get faded, and start thinking man, I need to chill on the TBLA some, it takes up alot of my 8 hour day…. but then I come to work the next day and I open up TBLA before I do my work email.

If that doesn’t say B team cornerstone then I just don’t know what does

So the wife and I fly to India on the morn

Do you think she’d mind if I downloaded the SI Swimsuit app to her iPad?

that Alex Morgan is one sexy soccer player

hell yeah she is.

I thought

She was traveling separately

just on the return

Our upgrades just cleared too. Stoked.

Have fun

whatever happens in Mumbai, stays in Mumbai

Just a little secret between you

and 15 million* other folks.

*guess-timated. I have no idea what the actual population of Mumbai is, outside of “large”.

It’s incredibly large

i wouldn't be surprised if the pop is actually pretty small

seems like an expensive place to live

no wait I'm stupid

different city I’m thinking off

It’s incredibly expensive, as expensive as any city in the world, including places like NYC and Hong Kong

It is the most crowded place I have ever been to

I was thinking of Dubai

I know next to nothing about Mumbai

I googled most expensive cities and found this

Mumbai is the world’s least expensive city

http://www.citymayors.com/economics/expensive_cities2.html

I should say – property is expensive

food and other things, can be affordable

though a glass of scotch will set you back 36 bucks

the billion poor are happy to drink urine

yep

it does take a certain amount of numbness not to reach out of your car and pull the street urchins in

the first time there it made me cry, now like most, I hardly see it

I’ll file this under
sad, but true things about yourself

Probably closer to 20M these days

Australia has few people than Mumbai, yet Australia is larger than India in land mass

Abbey Road photo outtakes

http://laughingsquid.com/the-beatles-abbey-road-photo-shoot-outtakes/

I do hate Lennon’s beard

what about Lenin's beard

not quite

The Walrus

All Hail Lennon and Marx

Lenin with the bad ass facial hair at a time when the U.S. presidents had given up the hirsute practice.

Good trivia question

Who was the last U.S. President to sport facial hair?

Gotta go back to Taft, right?

didn’t Teddy sport a soup catcher?

Taft was post Teddy.

Huh, would you look at that. Then yeah Taft.

George looking kinda Charlie Manson there.

Ringo is the only one looks sharp there

Paul is the only one with his right foot forward. That means he was dead.

I guess the Knicks are the best

KWright44: The cheapest ticket for the Knicks game tonight $88. The cheapest ticket for the nets game is $0.01.

per Molly Knight, the NY Post has a Lin pun to top (bottom?) them all

chad is gonna have a field day with that one

who?

Moryiama

I dunno who that is

he was on the masthead here for a bit

He still is! Strangely enough, our masthead is at the foot of the page.

Takes an act of God for Eric to remove someone from the Masthead.

What if Kershaw asked Eric to remove him?

I’d think that would count

I loved his piece on Lin.

I thought it was good as well

Boy that Jeremy Lin sure has Seoul. He’s definitely Peking at the right time.

Are you aboard the Lin bandwagon? Ye Siam

I’m wishing a lot of VioLince on the Post headline writers.

some crackpot told me Pad Thai isn’t from Siam but instead PF Changs

she must be sexy and an On-Base percentage machine

and catches every popup that comes her way.

Knicks are crawling with Charlie.

Time Warner to start popular package where you receive no Nets games.

a penny?

there were times last year you could get admission to DS for a penny

seriously? shit who would even sell tickets for a penny? might as well give them away, or throw them away. whats a penny gonna do?

ensure someone is in your seat?

that is simply the beginning EBAY price.

oh, that makes more sense, so its a bid starting at a penny and not just a straight penny per ticket? (before fees and taxes)

also the price on Stubhub, before fees and taxes

Well that's not entirely true

with the service charges and delivery cost

thank you Captain Clarification

It is what I do

hyperbole smasher

101% of my comments are hyperbolic

You could probably use a hyperbolic chamber

You’d find one on Catalina:)

Is that where they keep the Hardon Collider?

I said "Super Collider, I just met her."

Then I built a super collider.

/futurama

I always wanted to use a hyperbaric chamber but was not keen on getting the bends to make it happen. It was nice knowing when diving the channel islands that the chamber was close by. I’ve often wondered how often it gets used? Can you find out Josie? You are so good at that

Less often since Michael Jackson died.

I was lucky enough to get to go in a hyperbaric chamber when I took a diving class at UC Davis (yes the “cow college”). It was a blast! Our dive instructor said he had students begging him to let them go again!

(Super nerdy joke warning)

If you were a little more eccentric, you’d be functionally rational.

Manning possibly had a 4th surgery and will also possibly need another surgery in the future even if he plays next year
SI.com has learned from NFL sources that Manning actually underwent a fourth, unreported, medical procedure in the past two years, not three as has been widely known.
the Colts organization is under the belief that it is nearly inevitable Manning will at some point require further surgery, and possibly another fusion procedure, even if he does successfully return to the field in 2012.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/don_banks/02/15/peyton/index.html#ixzz1mUBi5toq

if true the chances of the colts not cutting don't sound good

dude, Peyton is a gangsta, took 4 surgeries to the neck and still going strong.

except he isn't going strong

he isn’t going at all.

He’s fusing, so he’s not lying to us

Eric / Brandon – do we have the timeline for when the 11 – 20 and 0 – 10 prospect lists are going to be posted. Might help with some of the community profiles.

I think it’s Thursday-Tuesday-Thursday

Is Johan Hill going to play Lin in the movie?

Heh. Knowing Hollywood though, they'd probably get an actor of a different Asian background

to play him, i.e. Japanese or something. (A la John Cho playing Sulu.)

(parenthetical example not meant to represent the previous sentence)

Jonah’s put the weight back on that he lost, have you noticed?

maybe he wants to be like christian bale
yep, at first I thought weight was just going to his hair and beard, but now

he looks a bit blimpier. Maybe he wants to be funny again! Chubby is funny!

racist

Don't you mean "weightist"?

But seriously, I wonder if he put the pounds back on purpose, rather than it just happening.

Buffalo Wild Wings

Opening this Sunday in Pasadena, bitches! Come for a silverwidow meet-n-greet! I’ll be signing from Noon-2.

I'm tempted to come just to see if you are real :P
what am i supposed to watch on TV there at that time?

Sunday noon….probably NBA basketball

especially if the Knicks are playing

would rather stay home and watch Boca
NBA on ABC Sunday

Dallas at New York, 10am
Orlando at Miami, 12:30pm

pass

CBS will be showing golf, I assume. NBC, some olympic sport. Fox will have I love Lucy!

Ducks/Cal this Thursday. Bet you a virtual beer :)

nahuh

Cal wins, I want you to ship me Oregon’s finest microbrew

Kinbote lives in Oregon?

apparently

NOT

Cal will likely win. Just trying to strum up some self-interest. At least Cal got some votes this week in the polls.

no

got B.A. from

No way DT can compete with the total quantity of topics discussed on TBLA on any given day.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

I imagine Jon is okay with that

I’m sure y’all sent Mary running back to the safe clutches of DT

yeah it wasn't the creepy dude telling her she is doomed

to burn in hell tbla forever now that she started posting here

Well, no, I miss it. It’s not like you guys invented sitting around and talking about whatever …

We didn’t invent but this place goes places no one has ever wanted to go

I love going to places no one has ever wanted to go
"I told you I'd take you places, I just never said they were places you would want to go"
Would you enjoy that as a staple for your blog now?

Yes, of course. I enjoyed it as a staple then, and have spent the past three years regretting that it’s gone. The thinking that somehow it didn’t exist only twists the knife.

don’t worry, I don’t think Bobert was a DT regular

Nah, never heard of it before posting on here

This was my first real Dodger blog.

Toaster time was the best of times, but many here never even heard of the Toaster, it is like the 88 Championship, they can only dream they lived during those times

and it was the blurst of times...

craig underdog, who is nick underdog? Who was underdog 1st??

underdog’s girl?

I have no idea -- who is this nick underdog of whom you speak?
And we can retire "craigunderdog" thankfully since I won't be posting on ESPN

(or at least not for Dodger related stuff)

I remember an Overkill who went by the name of Nick

http://www.doubledogmusic.com/baseball/2006-06-23_Pirates@Dodgers/15.html

Oh, haha, I think that was miscaptioned.

I think someone pointed that out to me even. Whoever captioned that mistakenly put me in that group even though I regrettably wasn’t there.

I enjoyed looking at those photos on DT Jon… Nice to get a face to go along with who im talking to. And I finally got to see a pic of Btimm!! Cross that off my bucket list.

Cross that off my bucket list.

on fire

Heard rain outside

It sounded louder than normal.

Yeah, it’s hailing in Hesperia

Been in the basement since 5 AM. Sure got surprised when I finally went outside.

Jorge Soler

Is drawing comparisons to Mike Stanton power-wise

19 year old Cuban prospect

From who?

"Scouts"

Rosenthal wrote a blurb on him

Blergh.

lol

I’m sure someone you respect will write about him soon

Hah. Just really not a fan of anonymous quotes since one scout saying “the next Mike Stanton” gets way more hits than 100 other scouts saying “the next Brad Hawpe”.

We should give him Prince’s money that we never had

I have faith that Ned can figure out a way to make it look like we were close to signing him.

I think we already didn’t spend that.

Just an email from Jon Chapper. Interesting he calls it his Daily Clips
and he has links to papers and blogs. This column was the last link. I’m curious he will try to do this on a daily basis. Jon is our link to the Dodger PR Department.

This is a kind of crazy situation, emphasis mine
With Yoenis Cespedes now on board, the A’s have ten players — Cespedes, Allen, Ka’aihue, Coco Crisp, Collin Cowgill, Seth Smith, Josh Reddick, Jonny Gomes, Daric Barton, and Chris Carter — competing for five roster spots: first base, DH, and the three outfield positions. The San Francisco Chronicle also says they’re expected to sign Manny Ramirez in the near future, so make that eleven players for five spots (though Manny can’t play until he serves a 50-game suspension).

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/out-of-options-trade-candidates/

moneyball

1. acquire unathletic 1b/dh/of types
2. ????
3. profit!

So crazy it... just... might... work!

Or not. Some potentially good hitters in that mix, for sure. But yeah, will be weird and hard to try to mix them all in.

We can trade for Reddick or Seth Smith once we move Andre to Boston

Seems more like 8 playres competing for 3 spots

or is cespedes going to go to the minors?

and coco is obviously going to break camp with the team

Luckily for them Ka’aihue, Cowgill, and Carter blow chunks
Allen and Barton might blow chunks
Gomes might be done

If they end up with Smith, Gomes / Crisp / Cepedes in the OF
Barton at 1st
Manny at DH
they could be the best last place team in baseball, But still in last place

Kila has very good patience and could still be worth something

Cowgill seems to be a good backup, Carter was a top prospect just 2 years ago so I’d still have some faith.

Allen has very good power, worth giving a shot. Barton has had very good patience and fielding at 1B, so he should definitely be near the top. Gomes is whatever, platoon option possibly.

4down

The anti-reg

It’s no wonder he’s someone I clash with so often, haha.

I got a Kindle Fire.

It is pretty awesome.

but not really a tablet

but I kind of want one

It is a good size in that it is easy to hold in one hand even with my relatively small hands.

Doesn’t do as much as my girlfriend’s new iPad, but it does video really well and I can play Words with Friends and look on twitter.

Unfortunately, the SBNation App doesn’t work on it.

its great for what it is

I just didn’t realize how small it was until I saw it in person and it took a bit of hte luster off

I would love the streaming app on my android phone or another android tablet

as I actually have purchased a lot of content on amazon streaming. alas.

My friends that have them love them. Then they take them everywhere. Then they get drunk and lose them.

If you’re gonna drink and Kindle Fire make sure you do it in the safety of your own home.

they are quite tiny

no one ever cried over losing their paperback copy of The Great Gatsby

I got’s one that I have had for a long time

would cry if I lost it

my copy is a 1960 printing paperback

indubitably

oh man I’m gonna watch that movie so hard

Is Hollywood just using Entourage for movie ideas?

Aquaman in 2014!

That’s actually happening. Doesn’t Aquaman have the same problem as Night Boat?

At least Aquaman was a success. If they make Medellin, you’ll know Hollywood has stopped trying.

I haven’t watched that show since early in season 2

Depending on how this movie goes

Leo might catapult into my top 3 favorite actors after this one

he isn't there already?!

lol

He’s close, I just have other, worse actors who I like better ahead right now.

like?!
Mel Gibson, Steve Zahn, Gary Oldman (though he's really good), Alan Rickman (again, really good)
well thats not terrible

Mel Gibson isn’t active enough to count right now. Rickman isn’t in very much stuff. Goldman is in my top 3 probably maybe

I love that you called him Goldman, haha

Yeah I suppose they aren’t bad actors, just not as good as Leo, I just appreciate them so much as actors. It’s not really for their current roles, most of my liking of these actors is for their past roles:

Gibson – Lethal Weapon Movies, Payback, The Patriot, , Ransom, etc…
Oldman – New Batman series, Air Force One, Harry Potter series, etc…
Rickman – Dogma, Harry Potter series, etc…
Zahn – National Security, Daddy Day Care, Joy Ride, etc…

Leo is right behind them though.

Can't be any duller than the 70s attempt at Great Gatsby, which was so dull and lifeless.

Unless it was signed by Josh Macciello

mine is a hard back ;)

I left my Kindle on a plane weeks ago

Holding out hope against hope that it finds its way back to me

Isn’t that the beauty. You lose nothing but the hardware, simply get another kindle and repopulate. You don’t seem like the type of person who gave it a name and talk to it.

I named mine Sally.

I didn’t give it a name

But I hate wasting money. I don’t mind spending, but hate wasting, so I will wait until I am sure it is gone until I buy another

and I will suffer from lack of books in the meantime, I love to read, which is a just punishment for losing something

Won’t you regret this waiting, on the long flight back and forth from India?

I will miss it terribly and that is the point. Next time I will make sure I take it with me when I get off the plane. The sad part is, I put it down helping a woman get her stuff from the overhead. I know just when and where I placed it.

My wife thinks I am nuts, she was like ready to order me a replacement that night, but I think I deserve a time out for losing it

but I think I deserve a time out for losing it

This explains alot

Gotta hold yourself accountable

I assume you tried to call lost and found?

DOH!

tough day when uschris is the voice of reason

Pup, I called

Yo Joe, so you wont be here sunday? Eastbound and Down season 3 starts… DVR it man!

I’ve had an older kindle for a couple of years and absolutely love it. if you do any sort of travelling and like to read, it’s a necessity.

isn’t everything you have “older”?

Yeah, but my colon’s now certified!

I'm reading Chris Jericho's book

Just got to the part where he storms into Vince McMahon’s office and tells him to go fuck himself. Jericho was pissed cause he heard rumors that Vince was going to take the world title off him after like a week. So he’s all expecting to get shit canned after his tirade, but instead Vince gets off on it and tells him that’s the attitude he needs to see in his champ.

To all of the non-wrestling fans (everyone), you can just ignore this. :)

See Jon, shit no one cares about

I am actively ignoring

you put the last sentence in the wrong place
jericho's anti-push

with hhh and stephanie was one of the main reasons I quit watching.

that and the necrophilia shit with kane..

yeah there's way too many dumb angles

Right now Natalia has a farting problem…ugh.

Sometimes they actually do the angles right, and when they do it is awesome.

I haven’t watched this week’s Raw yet.

But I love Jericho.

I got a recap for it, didn't get to watch

But it sounded alright. The Kane-Cena thing took a turn for the “maybe Cena will actually turn heel”, but probably not.

They actually cared about who had the title in a script?

They all get a piece of their merchandising. Champions have a higher profile and sell more merchandise, so they make more money.

champs

Are the ones who draw fans

And are best at the backstage politics.

I was thinking about how amazingly charasmatic the Rock is and was

I honestly haven’t seen any other wrestler with the ability to do what he does, and be liked by just about everyone. Hell, even if you were a fan of heels and rooted against the Rock, I don’t think it would be easy to not like him.

I was a fan of the heels (HHH) and easily rooted against the Rock.

writing that I knew you were the exception

I just can’t get in the mindset of rooting for a hardcore heel like HHH was.

yeah I remember when he came to the ring with a butler,all of a sudden he was all that… Thats when WCW and Hogan were taking over no?

HHH started off as this weird regal rich character, idk what the hell it was, lol.

Ya, he started as Hunter Hearst Helmsley and played the blue blood type. He shortened it to HHH, gained about 50 pounds of muscle and was telling the crowd to “suck it” within a year.

you gonna buy wrestlemania?

No, I’m done with this stuff.

your PPV budget is all stretched out?

Yes. It definitely is.

if i get it

i might invite you. but i am not taking the PPV very seriously.

I like the tease. You might invite me. I’ll be actually awaiting the invitation.

ok

it depends if i ever get my front yard landscaped. i cant find the right guy to do it and i dont want to invite anybody over until it is done

any tips on bush murder?

not sure how best to deal with the roots

i am an expert in this

you have to use your muscles and a shovel. spend a day digging and cutting. You will have such a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

I was afraid you would say that

at least I have a good strong reticulating saw to work with now

You can use your own muscle and feel accomplishment, or you can hire someone who can feed his family for a week with the $80 you would pay them so you could spend time with the dogs. Your choice

I'm too deep to pull up short now
right

and your neighbors will be impressed

none of my neighbors have much foilage

all the stuff outside our back yards is handled by the hoa and the yards aren’t very big. Yet for some reason the crazy lady decided to plant giant bushes all around the fence. Feels so much more open now that some of them have come down.

who is the crazy lady?

previous owner

she did very little to maintain the house over the 30 years she had it, and everything she did do was wrong in some obnoxious way.

Hank Hill would be mortified

/everysingleepisodeofkingofthehill

i imagined you lived in a new-ish place
30 years old or so

good location and good layout, but needs a little elbow grease.

house?
"condo"

only walls I share are my garage wall is also their garage wall and my bedroom wall is also a wall of their backyard. No one above or below.

You can’t find a landscaper? In Los Angeles?

didn't your mama teach you

not to give away your landscaping to the first bloke who offers?

i have been too busy to search it and

dont want to fall in with the first guy

I can understand that, if your roses aren’t right, TBLA will light up with gossip.

i just know he google searched my address yesterday

and that picture is really old BTW! I have painted my house since then!

you guys are good buds huh?? http://www.flickr.com/photos/molokai1124/3980404369/in/photostream

creeper

haha

well shit, everyone is too scared to post a pic of themselves on these blogs… so drastic times call for drastic measures lol… plus it was on DT.

Jon posted my flicker photo’s

Holy Shit the one game was Jon's 5th anniversary.

That was the Matt Kemp game. Damn those five years went fast.

Mr Eric before he was Mr True Blue LA

yeah

we are tighter than buttcheeks

Hey, that is my flicker

He spends it on UFC instead now.

Oh yeah, UFC tonight on Fuel TV.

I really do.

I’ll be DVR’ing the Fuel show but I want to make sure I watch the main event before I go to bed tonight. You going somewhere to watch it?

Nah, gonna be stuck here at the state legislature. Last full day and that means a late night. Will get around to watching it tomorrow afternoon, probably.

Dude is sounding all Biblical

1st Corinthians 13:11 FTMFW

Dude you really don't get it

In a movie do you want to be an extra or supporting actor? You want to be the lead actor, which is what being the champion would be.

well yeah, but he still was a popular wrestler at the time, plus doesnt the title switch hands quite often, or no?

If you want the title to have credibility you want a wrestler to look strong and keep it for a while, like months if possible. If someone is losing the heavyweight title a week after they win it, they really look bad.

Alberto Del Rio won the title twice in 2011, and the way he did it (beating someone after they already did a match and getting a finisher from someone else after) wasn’t strong, and then he lost the title pretty easily so he looked really weak. Now he’s injured but even if he wasn’t he wouldn’t be getting a lot of attention right now.

That got me to think about boxing…I would probably read a book about Michael Moorer (who I thought lost to Holyfield when I was in high school)

i like his gimmick

does he talk about Raven in the book?

Haven’t seen anything on Raven.

he played his gimmick so well i always wondered if it was real

that's pretty cool

I hope he wins the Elimination Chamber on sunday, or gets beat by punk so it continues to set up their Wrestlemania showdown.

I’m loving his new gimmick. And that electric jacket kicks mountains of ass.

Man it's so sweet

If I was rich I would buy a bunch of them just because, lol. So you’re currently watching wrestling, or just following Jericho?

Basically just the Jericho/Punk angle on Raw. Those two can cut some amazing promos and can really go in the ring. Been watching the clips on youtube and stuff.

is the rock still doing wrestlemania? when should i start watching raw to get into the buildup? beginning of next month?

I think he will be on Raw starting like March 13th or something

I’ll give you an update when he’s scheduled.

ok good i dont want to start watching too early

want to keep my brain cells

Just watch the two weeks before Wrestlemania and you’ll be fine.

what the shit is this shit?

Just want you know Josie, I hate wrestling talk 100 times more then Soccer talk

now I know what to keep talking about :)
speaking of basketball

i went to SD for Bash at The beach 98? for the big main event tag match of Karl Malone/Lex Luger vs. Hogan and Rodman. It was electric.

My dad took me to see wrestling twice I believe…. once was Hogan vs Macho King Randy Savage, the other I think was Hogan vs Zeus. I wonder if No Holds Barred is on DVD now, I miss that movie… Rip Em!!!

Suburban Commando was better

Oh yeah

It is like a coin flip between Nascar and wrestling as the two most irritating things about America

Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

don’t and won’t know what that is

I miss most things these days, which isn’t missing much at all

Wrestling is slightly redeemed by the Barnum ‘n’ Bailey atmosphere behind it, in my mind. Campy comedy. Nascar is serious. Ouch!

Those 2 are?

Man, your perception of America’s problems are just a tad warped :)

He’s right though. Studies have shown that individuals who enjoy both of those entities account for 83% of our problems.

no politics

but you are right. I’ve said too much.

lol i'm sure

One day don’t be surprised when i’m stealing your tv.

now that they gave me a soccer place, you’ll note soccer talk is rarely started by me : )

boca's coach is quitting right now

in the middle of a 32 game unbeaten streak

and their burgers suck

I approve of the loungers, however.

another opportunity? healthy reasons?

they played awful in venezuela last night (0-0) draw

and there may have been some hurt feelings on the plane and some words said with riquelme and according to twitter all the players side with riquelme. seems like a mini-mutiny.

oh good gracious

Arsenal just lost 4-0 in Milan, and all these folk on twitter are like Wenger should leave the team blah blah blah. These tournaments really seem to make fanbases who have awesome domestic runs hate their lives.

its henry's fault

Landon Donovan won Player of the Month for Everton. MLS players are rockin’ it in the EPL right now. I think he’ll go to Everton after his Galaxy contract is up, then maybe the Galaxy go after Clint Dempsy : )

Honestly, I wish Landon would just go now. I know it will never happen, but I want to see him play at a higher level.

And I would be surprised if Dempsey doesn’t go to a top-tier team soon.

we’ve seen him play at a higher level, and he’s kicking butt at Everton. You can’t hate on him for sticking with his domestic league.

Germany was never going to be a fit for him.

Don’t know why his dumb agent didn’t steer him to UK a dozen years ago.

yeah, cause then what about LA??

I believe the argument is that because MLS is to soccer as the Mexican league is to baseball, he’s hurting himself not going to the big show, LA be damned.

Well then whats the point of even starting MLS if we want to see all our best homegrown players go play overseas??

I want to see MLS get better, not worse.

oh bless your heart. That’s the counter-argument, and the one I personally subscribe to.

Dempsey is going to Arsenal

who wants to go to Arsenal? They’re the New England Patriots of English Football

Using that logic, people who like winning.

but not trophies (lately)

How long ago do you think 2005 was?

you know how many people have been born since January 2005?

Most of our members?

Apparently, Dodger fans.

Dempsey/Van Persie would be sick though

he will be 40 years old by then though

Landon’s contract expires after this season, Dempsey will be 29

so

you are asking for some perspective based on the long history of success and not to focus on what has been at best an inconsistent team featuring a player or two having a great individual season.

yes. this is absolutely what I’m saying.

it’s moved in to my top three most hated topics.

Who knew wrestlers could write?

(Or that wrestling fans could read, for that matter?)

I doubt

His book is as funny as Foley’s

Didn't he win the belt off HHH and lose it back to him within 1 episode or Raw once?

That was back when I was watching.

HHH and Stephanie forced the ref to reverse the decision, then fired the ref and beat the shit out of him.

They did a supposed title switch in April 2000, but it was never “official.” Jericho finally won the title in December 2001 when he beat Rock and Austin on the same PPV.

So

are Mathew and Mary cursed lovers? Can Anna find some happiness in her life? Will the Dowager be rid of Voldermoldt forever?

last I saw his winkie got a twitch. So that’s a good sign.

Take that shit downton, buddy!

;)

All I know is Shirley MacLaine will be on the 3rd season as whasterface’s mom.

and that Mary remains as pretty as ever.

oh man, that is one pretty cast. Sucks the war is over, S3 is gonna be all about everyone having enough to survive and America being awesome

Wait – didn’t we just establish that PBS material should be a question on DT?

interesting that Doctor Who who be acceptable here while Sherlock would be a DT topic, despite both being BBC programmes by the same showrunner.

speaking of Doctor Who

it’ll be interesting to see where the show goes now that Pond is leaving. They’ve spent the last two series’ convinced she was the most important thing in the world.

Doctor Who

reminds me of the Wild Wild West, not really a genre I could get into but I recognize that it has a loyal fan base.

Doctor Who who be acceptable here

Who?

Who’s on first, so it is baseball related.

Well Doctor Who is a children’s show, so…

and quit hazing me with the superfluous e

honest to god I didn’t even realize I did it.

I might watch if it were named Doctour Who.

(no I wouldn’t)

I appreciate the attempt at humour but that’s a superfluous u.

Just trying to class the place up

Will you bring back an old DT standby on Sunday, the tv show thread?

I could, though it seems kind of pointless.

We could discuss Whitney and P&R

maybe even new girl

New Girl has really found it’s voice lately, and is fun to watch

yes

personally I think its been pretty great since the 4th or 5th episode. They need a way to highlight that the true stars of the show are the dudes not zooey.

Sitcom history tells us

that rarely do a group of individuals break out on a show, normally you get one breakout character (Fonzie, Urkel, Alex P. Keaton) who will become the focal point of the show. Now, not seeing an episode of said show, I don’t know if one of the male characters has that within him but if he does, it would not surprise me if future episodes don’t exploit that.

You are right BUT

I feel like the show is missing out on a huge audience because the perception of the show is its all zooey all the time(I’m assuming but probably right on this), when in reality the other characters are what bring me back to the show. I do enjoy her on the show, especially since she seems to be almost playing a parody of the whole manic pixxy girl thing.

Seinfeld wasn’t always about Jerry. It’s a show that hasn’t finished it’s first season yet, calmate por favor

true

but zooey can be a bit polarizing these days. At least on the internet. Maybe I spend too much time on the internet.

Generally

shows like Seinfeld, MTM, Bob Newhart, Dick Van Dyke are more about the lead’s reactions to the characters around him or her than being all about them.

hm

new girl is kind of the opposite, with zooey being craaaaaaazy with everyone playing off of that and trying to deal with her oddness.

she keeps the plot moving, I think it works

I enjoy the dynamic

She’s more quirky than crazy. In the one or two episodes that I’ve seen.

The show is very young still. Schmidt is a breakout character but awareness takes time. I remember watching Happy Days in its first season and wondering more about what happened to Chuck Cunningham than what the Fonz would do next.

some of us still wonder

Or Two Broke Girls and Two and a Half Men (which incidentally add up to 4.5 reasons to stab myself with a rusty carrot peeler).

more like

two broke girls, one cup

Where does the pizza place come into play?

I hope The Good Wife gets renewed. The Once Upon a Time/Good Wife two hour power block is good TV, though I guess I could switch to watching Downton Abbey live.

I don’t know, I don’t know, I enjoy it a lot

I just finished episode 3 of Luck. I guess I’m semi-committed to it. The one guy reminds me a lot of Fredo from GF.

i am just 2 episodes in

hard to watch because I need EVERYBODY in the house to be asleep just so i can focus.

It's time for the Dodgers to lock up Andre Ethier

Well? Read the article, it does what it says on the tin.

If the Dodgers could sign Andre for 3 years and under $40 million, I would do it immediately.

I’ll sponsor that notion

i want to say you would be sorry

but given the options, fuck it – go ahead and sign him.

there you go, the water is fine

Yup. I’ve come around on this too. The team will be worse if Etheir is not a Dodger next season

now we have quorum

MIke -

write a post about how much you agree with this

Well, I just wrote an article yesterday, so I’ll have to recharge my batteries. That takes about a month.

Considering the market

I would agree with this idea and I like the idea of having at least two position players go into their FA years with the Dodgers

Willing to believe it for 2013, not sold after that. He’s getting to the age where the guys I compare him to fell off a cliff.

Who cares about the last year of any contract

you will be saying that a lot next year

It’s the second year.

I was assuming the three year deal would involve 2012/2013/2014.

You can’t find any comps of left handed hitting right fielders who were still good by age 33?

the list ends at

Gwynn and Walker

What about these guys

Age 30 – 33, 300 minimum games, Left handed, Right Fielders, Since 1958

                                                                             
Player OPS+ G From To Age PA BA OBP SLG OPS Pos
Larry Walker 157 497 1997 2000 30-33 2073 .359 .444 .657 1.101 *9/7D8345
Reggie Jackson 148 550 1976 1979 30-33 2282 .283 .366 .518 .884 *9/D8
Paul ONeill 140 521 1993 1996 30-33 2193 .315 .404 .520 .924 *9/7D3
Tony Oliva 140 446 1969 1972 30-33 1914 .322 .362 .514 .876 *9/78
Bobby Abreu 127 635 2004 2007 30-33 2817 .292 .406 .481 .887 *9/D8
J.D. Drew 125 532 2006 2009 30-33 2141 .278 .391 .489 .880 *9/D8
Tony Gwynn 122 525 1990 1993 30-33 2301 .324 .369 .438 .808 *9/8
Rusty Staub 122 625 1974 1977 30-33 2704 .280 .360 .434 .794 *9D
Ichiro Suzuki 118 645 2004 2007 30-33 2989 .337 .383 .434 .817 *98/D
Jim Northrup 118 528 1970 1973 30-33 2016 .274 .347 .433 .780 *978/3D
Jeromy Burnitz 112 599 1999 2002 30-33 2467 .242 .354 .472 .826 *9/D
Bobby Murcer 111 579 1976 1979 30-33 2383 .268 .362 .425 .788 *9/8764
Roger Maris 111 390 1965 1968 30-33 1389 .249 .327 .395 .722 *9/8
Shawn Green 110 624 2003 2006 30-33 2606 .277 .351 .458 .809 *93/8D
Jay Johnstone 110 410 1976 1979 30-33 1312 .289 .348 .419 .768 *9/738D
Jim King 110 507 1963 1966 30-33 1647 .234 .323 .424 .747 *9/7

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 2/15/2012.

a good baseball IQ question

Paul O’Neill probably the best comp to Ethier on that list.

Like I said if you can get 2012-2014 on a discount because 2011 stunk go ahead, it certainly won’t hurt anything. Extending it past that is where it can get ugly.

he always reminded me a lot of Shawn Green, so this makes sense.

Yeah the guy just won a gold glove for crying out loud!

Isn’t he an all-star CF too?

Oh that’s fine then, I was thinking 2013-2015.

The two main names that come to mind when I do comps are Jason Bay and Brad Hawpe and they both fell apart at 31.

Then again unlike Ethier they were very good at 29.

Ethier is brittle and inconsistent.
He will be on the team this year and the team will still not fare well.
Trade Ethier at the break and let the new owner reshape the team.

Big problem with that plan is what the heck are you gonna get for Ethier and will it be worth more than a draft pick?

If Ethier is performing well, something good could come of it.
Why throw money at a problem?

Because no one wanted Josh Willingham when you could get Josh Willingham + a draft pick. Can’t get draft picks from guys you acquire at the deadline any more.

Well you can

if it was like Cole Hamels who would probably fit within the new CBA, Ethier would be on the edges

The Dodgers can get a draft pick for Ethier if he’s good this year, but if he gets traded the team that acquires him can’t.

Yeah

I knew that and then I remembered that other part about no more Elias ratings.

Ethier sucks!

/expects to be able to trade him for something

He is great against right handers, when healthy

so, he’s the reverse Jonny Gomes then

This year is gonna decide if he enters FA as Jason Bay or Jason Kubel.

or Jason Isringhausen

I am betting

that offense continues to trend downward and that given the availability or lack thereof, Ethier will remain one of the better alternatives the Dodgers will have. It seems if you take Jerry Sands out of the equation for the moment, you have Silverio and Pederson as the best position prospects and neither of them would be expected to outperform Ethier this year or next year.

So, I think if it is possible they make an offer to extend or keep him for the season.

In a best case world. Sands develops into legitimate full time left fielder, Andre gets most at bats but shares some time with either Silverio or Van Slyke.

I like Ethier, id extend him.

twss
damn

beat me to it

I’m on board as long as we sign Brad Hawpe as insurance

“hey, I only worked from 9 to 2, there can’t be that many comme….1100? Did we sign Roy Oswalt?”

Shoulda known Cal was the culprit.

Haha

The trick is

if some news flash occurred that was Dodger related, Eric would post a new story.

I just Xeifrank’d the crap out of this thread.

Ah, you probably missed some gold

not our best work, but had moments

Like the 2011 Dodgers season.

Smash

Liked the second episode too. This is starting to disturb me.

it’s Glee for adults, but at least in Smash you aren’t wondering where a high school glee club got money for a laser budget

Glee doesn’t even pretend to make sense.

The football players sang during the game to help them win.

You obviously didn’t see Super Bowl XXXIII

I remember pulling for the Falcons in that one. I like the Dirty Bird guy

Fact:

The team with the better singing quarterback has won every super bowl for the past 26 years.

I hate Glee

well you have a brain, so…

I wish I could just leave work now

and do the rest of my work later tonight when I’m a million times less distracted. Damn you to hell corporate America!

Baseball Prospectus 2011 correctly predicted:

The collapse of 2010 stars Vernon Wells, Trevor Cahill, and Austin Jackson, as well as serious regression for Josh Hamilton and Ubaldo Jimenez

Strong comebacks for Pablo Sandoval and Carlos Beltran, as well as Dan Haren’s strong finish with the Angels being a better indicator of 2011 performance than his pre-trade struggles with the D-Backs

Breakout seasons from Michael Pineda, Desmond Jennings, Danny Espinosa, Craig Kimbrel, and Jeremy Hellickson

That Albert Pujols plus the Cardinals’ starting rotation would still be a recipe for success

That the Diamondbacks had a much brighter immediate future than the typical last-place club

That Dave Dombrowski’s roster restructuring in Detroit would lead the Tigers back into contention

One could argue that Hellickson did not have a break out year.
Wells was an odd year gimme
Jackson was a BABIP gimme
He can take credit for Cahill
Sandoval was 50/50
Beltran just needed to be healthy
Nice call on Pineda, Jennings, and Espinosa.
Anyone who saw Kimbrel pitch in 2010 was expecting big things in 2011

They were, however, wrong about…

When I was a kid

I was in children’s choir for maybe a year, we got to sing at the Carnation Plaza at Disneyland. They put you up in the D-Land Hotel overnight if you’re chosen to perform at the Plaza. Forgot about that memory until just now. Fun times.

nice

Carnation plaza really gets forgotten about these days, but they still seem to constantly have some group of children singing/playing something over there

apparently it’s still got a full slate of acts (tis what triggered the memory) but is slated for a repurposing soon, after the Main St. stuff is done

I saw Ricky Nelson there in his “Garden Party” period

Who:)

he’s the guy who sang La Bamba. I think he lives in Pasadena now.

or is dead

one of these is right.

Both

are deceased, thought Lou Diamond Phillips did just win a celebrity cooking contest on Food Network.

Rick or Ricky Nelson was one of the original teen idols, died in a plane crash in the mid-80s. He was known for songs such as Travelin Man and I’m Walking. Later he wrote and performed Garden Party.

Richie Valens (Valenzuela) from Pacoima was known for La Bamba and he died the day the music died on the same plane as Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper

been dead before most you all were born. Mr Clean Cut TV show

this is the best description of Ricky Nelson ever written.

Puppet Show
Spinal Tap

we opened for the Puppet Show : )

The morning started with promise

Wraslin’ thoughts really brought this place down

I don’t know why but I always find it somewhat entertaining as the late to the day members make their way through the myriad of comments and plant their own thoughts on threads.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dodgers/2012/02/no-one-with-dodgers-has-more-at-stake-in-2012-than-ned-colletti.html

Ned Colletti is all in this season. His career as the Dodgers general manager is on the line. It is every season, of course, but more so in 2012, with the Dodgers about to undergo new ownership.

/Signs 3 crappy infielders and 2 back-end starters

“That should do it!”

Man, everyone forgets about Rivera.

AND>>>>>>>>
AND?????????????
AND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MATT KEMP

FTMFW

byut he wasn't leaving this year anyways

its a great signing, but not one that is done to save Neds bacon.

Now if he had also locked up kershaw
nah

ned sucks, lets fire his ass

*4 crappy infielders, two of which also play LF.

The boss left for the day until Tuesday I believe

The next two days are going to be awesome

Kershaw

looked very buff in that new workout video with Buster Olney. Maybe he’ll start throwing 97-98 and shit.

that’s not how that works.

So added muscle has no effect on velocity? Just wondering.

depends on the kind of muscle and where.

if Kershaw has been doing bench presses, that’s bad. But I doubt he’s that dumb/would be allowed to do that

Yeah, that’s exactly what he was doing. Looks like fucking Tarzan at this point.*

*slight exaggeration

bench is okay in moderation. It could have easily been “Hey Clayton, ESPN, can we get a couple shots of you bench pressing?”

he’s gotta be doing the fast twitch muscles! and leg muscles!

Right

and there is most definitely a ‘too much’ and it isn’t super swole.

Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the video with Olney, nor would I make a claim even if I had.

This is why I error on the side of caution and don’t workout. Just sayin, I ran 6 days a week and lifted 3 days a week, got shoulder tendonitis. Started eating more donuts and cheeseburgers, no more shoulder problems :)

next time don't do 10,000 pushups
oh and your mechanics

were dumb

well, and I pitched in games 4 times a week, but that’s beside the point.

yeah for like all the innings in relief

you’re not getting out of working out

You have to love the consistent narrative about 2004 and 2005.
They hired Paul DePodesta, about as miscast to lead an operation as Barney Fife. He was gone after two quick years.
Now the inevitable
Barney Fife, was he the GM who traded Scott Kazmir to the Devil Rays?
Dodger Stadium FanFest on May 19
Fans can join the Dodgers on Saturday, May 19 for Dodger Stadium’s 50th Anniversary FanFest presented by State Farm. FanFest will take place from 12:00 to 6:00 p.m. prior to the 7:10 p.m. game against the St. Louis Cardinals. FanFest will feature autograph sessions with current and former Dodger players, question and answer sessions with Dodger players and coaches and family-friendly games and activities. Entry is included in the price of a game ticket for that day. Several Dodger sponsors and broadcast partners will be on hand to help celebrate with various giveaways and promotions.

they’re doing it wrong

Why?

Just my two cents but

FanFest is supposed to be a preseason event, to get people at DS to sell them season ticket packages.

new owner?

unless “appear at fanfest” is in the new owner’s contract, I don’t see the correlation

Frank probably can’t afford putting on the ritz, so to speak

They usually have event when

they start selling single game tickets in March and they have some former players there but since that happens in the middle of ST, it would be hard for them to logistically put something like that together.

Just sayin’ the Giants and A’s both have an event called FanFest every year in Jan/Feb, where you can go get autographs, look at ST/Mini plans, tour the locker rooms, etc. Galaxy just did one last weekend, meet the newly signed players, tour the facilities. Seems silly to have something like this before a game, which already attracts it’s own crowd.

Right

It really is something that can be done during the offseason. Cubs, White Sox, D-Backs, Mariners, just to name four teams that immediately came to mind, do it too.

i went to la gran fiesta last year and loved it. i left with a bag full of autographs and old promos.

TBLA should meet up and run that bitch.

Here's a pic of the Drysdale-Wills bobblehead and the Dodger Stadium 50th Anniversary t-shirt

Why is Don

pointing to his dick?

Telling the batter to “suck it”, of course.

The new marketing tagline is up on Dodgers.com

“An LA Tradition” with the cap logo for LA

Using the same cap logo

LAme

They kept “This is my town” for two seasons, but they kill “It’s time for Dodger Baseball” after one?

Josh Rawitch left

now they got some new hotshot who wants to put his own stamp on things?

New Hotshot

Maybe he’s working on Kate Upton

I wish I were working Kate Upton.

Josh was in charge of Public Relations not Marketing, big difference.

seems like a bit of a desperate attempt to prevent fans from defecting to the angels

I just hope it leads to a series of commercials with old time LA Dodger footage

laaaaaaame
What?

I’ll be happy when they just settle for one.

Apologies Eric if you've written about this and I missed it

2012 MLB on Fox schedule is out.

Dodgers have four dates at the moment:
Saturday June 9 7PM: Los Angeles Dodgers @ Seattle Mariners
Saturday June 23 7PM: Los Angeles Dodgers @ Los Angeles Angels
Saturday June 30 7PM: New York Mets @ Los Angeles Dodgers
Saturday September 8: Los Angeles Dodgers @ San Francisco Giants

the Angels are the West coast option three of the first four weeks

First four?

There are only four.

i’m guessing first four weeks of the season

Oh sorry hadn't seen the "weeks".

ah yes, I was not referring to those weeks, but the first four weeks of the season. Eight appearances for the Angels in total this season

this reply confuses me

was getting to that.

What's the record amount of comments on a given post?
I like Jerry Hairston even more now

he actually knows when to slide into first base

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