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Dodgers 2012 Minor League Countdown: 70 - 61

Arismendy Ozoria pitching for the Quakes

Arismendy Ozoria pitching for the Quakes

Here is the next part of my minor league countdown, with just 6 posts remaining in the series. This group of players includes several familiar names, along with a few lesser known guys who have moved up significantly in my rankings from a year ago. As always I welcome feedback on the placement of each player on the list.

70. Delvis Morales, SS (38 games in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 10/22/09
6’1”, 146 lbs, 21.5 years old, switch hitter
.277 average, .689 OPS, 0 HR’s, 12 RBI’s, 8 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 176; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Delvis Morales got a little bit of a late start on his baseball career as he didn’t sign with the Dodgers until he was 19 years old. He made his professional debut in the DSL in 2010, but hit just .220 and made 17 errors in the field. He did steal 18 bases for the Dominican Dodgers, however, and walked more than he struck out. Apparently that was good enough to earn a promotion to the Arizona Rookie League as that is where Delvis spent the 2011 season as the Arizona Dodgers’ main shortstop. Even though Morales didn’t have a great season for the Dodgers, he was impressive enough to get mentioned by Baseball America in their chat about the Arizona Rookie League where they said Morales was the team’s second best prospect behind Alex Santana (in their opinion). Baseball America also compared Delvis to Dee Gordon, saying that he is extremely athletic just without the plus-plus speed. In the field Morales posted another ugly fielding of .927, but Baseball America said his defense has greatly improved since 2010 and I'm guessing that his errors were mostly the result of him making bad throws on acrobatic plays. Overall Morales seems to be an intriguing player in the Dodgers system, especially since he is a switching hitting shortstop. Questions remain about whether he’ll be able to hit as he moves up through the system, but it sounds like he’s an exciting player who could make his way to a full season league in 2012.

69. Daniel Tamares, RHP (21.1 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 9/26/06
6’3”, 170 lbs, 22.25 years old
0-1, 2.11 ERA, 0.98 WHIP, 1.65 FIP, 13.92 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 93; Pre 2010 Rank: 119; Pre 2009 Rank: 74

After 4 years in the Dominican Summer League, including a fantastic 2010 season during which he posted a 1.41 ERA, a 0.77 WHIP, and a 2.64 FIP over 57.1 innings, Daniel Tamares finally got a chance to play in a US based league. The Dominican native spent 2011 in the Arizona Dodgers bullpen, and although he was using sparingly at the start of the season he really came into his own in the month of August when he appeared in 9 games and threw 14 innings. In those 14 frames Daniel allowed just 3 earned runs, struck out 26 batters, and had a .143 batting average against. He also didn’t allow a homer all year long and walked just 8 batters. I'll be honest in that I don't know how hard he throws or what type of pitches he has, but Tamares is a big man at 6'3" and just recently turned 22 so he is still young enough to make a name for himself in the Dodger minor league system. For 2012 I wouldn’t be surprised if Tamares started the year in extended spring training and then joined the Loons after the weather warms up in Michigan. He’s another young international signee to watch closely next season.

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68. Eric Eadington, LHP (10.1 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg, 11.1 IP in Arz Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers in July 2011 as a non drafted free agent
6’2”, 220 lbs, 24 years old
2-1, 0.83 ERA, 1.15 WHIP, 1.58 FIP, 12.88 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Eric Eadington spent 5 years at Harvard, so at the very least you know he’s a smart guy. He starting his collegiate career way back in 2007, but after a decent debut he was injured after throwing just 5.1 innings in 2008. Tommy John surgery was required, so Eric redshirted in 2009 and got back onto the field full time in 2010. During his senior season in 2011 Eadington actually went 0 - 7 for Harvard with a 5.16 ERA, but on the plus slide he had a 9.29 K/9. That wasn’t enough to get him drafted, however, so Eric signed with the Dodgers as a free agent shortly after the 2011 draft. Eadington was then sent to the Arizona Rookie League where he started to blow away the competition, but I mostly ignored him because he so much older than everyone else in the league. He was promoted to the Raptors in August and actually posted better stats as he didn’t allow any runs over 10.1 frames and struck out 13, but I still didn’t pay much attention to him. Then in a Baseball America chat, Eadington was actually mentioned as a player to watch for the Dodgers because he’s a lefty that throws between 92 – 94 mph and also apparently has a decent curveball. Next thing you know Baseball America ranked him as the team’s 31st best prospect. Despite the recent praise I’m still not sold on Eadington and will need to see more of him before putting him anywhere near a top 30 ranking. He struggled while pitching in the Ivy League in college and was much too old for the rookie leagues he was playing in this past season, so despite his 94 mph fastball from the left side and repeatable delivery seen in this video (go to the 0:45 second mark), he’s going to have to prove himself in a full season league. Overall I think Eadington’s ceiling could be that of a LOOGY, which is still pretty good for a non drafted free agent. Baseball America suggested that Eadington might get the chance to advance all the way to AA in 2012, but I think he’ll actually start 2012 with the Loons where he’ll be one of the team’s main left handed relievers.

67. Arismendy Ozoria, RHP (85 IP in HiA in 2011)

Signed by Dodgers 11/22/08
6’0”, 195 lbs, 21.5 years old
7-5, 5.40 ERA, 1.59 WHIP, 5.98 FIP, 6.14 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 70; Pre 2010 Rank: 106; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Since signing with the Dodgers out of the Dominican Republic in 2009, Arismendy Ozoria has moved quickly through the minor leagues. A solid debut season in the DSL in 2009 earned Ozoria a promotion to the Arizona Rookie League in 2010, but he was only with the Arizona Dodgers through July because he got promoted to the Pioneer League for the final 5 weeks of the season. His overall stats in 2010 were again quite impressive given that he spent most of the year as a 19 year old, and after the season DeJon Watson said that Ozoria is a guy to keep his eye on for 2011. Despite his previous success I didn’t expect Arismendy to make the jump all the way to the California League in 2011, but that is exactly where he ended up and actually made 14 starts for Rancho Cucamonga. He was the youngest pitcher on the Quakes staff, and his age showed a bit when you consider his final stats for the season. He was especially susceptible to the long ball as he allowed a team high 16 homers for the season. That being said I still am pretty high on Ozoria, especially after our own Eric Stephen provided a live scouting report from a Quakes game on June 2nd. Eric said that Arismendy was throwing in the low 90’s while hitting 94 mph, and that he also had a really nice slow curveball at around 75 mph. Based on this report Ozoria seems to have the pitches to be a legitimate Dodger pitching prospect, but he still has a long way to go given his low strike to walk ratio and his tendency to allow homers. Given his age and final stats in 2011 I’d guess that Ozoria isn’t ready for AA, so he’ll either return to Rancho in 2012 or get sent to the Midwest League to give him a change of scenery.

66. Ryan Christenson, LHP (119.1 IP in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 7th round
6’1”, 185 lbs, 23.25 years old
7-8, 5.05 ERA, 1.49 WHIP, 3.29 FIP, 7.39 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 51; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

2010 was actually the 3rd time that the Dodgers drafted Ryan Christenson. He was a 35th round selection out of high school in 2007, but chose to go to Nebraska instead. He didn’t play at all for the Cornhuskers in 2008, however, and transferred to South Mountain CC in Arizona for the 2009 season. The Dodgers then made Christenson a 40th round selection in 2009, but again he declined to sign because he believed he could improve upon his 5.87 ERA. He made the right decision because Ryan has a stellar season at South Mountain CC in 2010, posting a 1.09 ERA and striking out 59 batters in 58 innings. That forced the Dodgers to use a 7th round pick on him in 2010, and Christenson signed relatively quickly for $125K. Ryan’s debut season saw mixed results as he dominated the Arizona Rookie League for a month, but then struggled after a promotion to LoA. Christenson returned to the Midwest League in 2011 and showed some improvement, making the midseason All Star team and ranking second on the Loons with 119.1 innings pitched. He didn’t have a great year, however, as he posted a 5.05 ERA and only had one month during the season when opposing batters hit less than .300 against him. He did a good job of keeping the ball in the park and showed solid control, though, which resulted in a much more favorable FIP of 3.29. In terms of his stuff, Hugh Bernreuter of the Saginaw news caught up with Christenson and Loons pitching coach Kremlin Martinez during the season. Ryan told Hugh “The big difference this year is getting ahead in the count, throwing strikes. My two-seam fastball has become my out pitch. My fastball sits in the low 90s or high 80s, so it’s important for me to locate my pitches.” Kremlin said “His delivery is much better this season, much cleaner. With the clean delivery, he can do a better job of locating his pitches and throwing strikes. Control is important, because he pitches to contact instead of being a true strikeout pitcher.” In addition to his fastball, Christenson has a solid mid 70’s curveball and a sinking changeup. Also, here is his pitching motion from back in 2010. According to Baseball America, the continued development of changeup will be what determines if he is able to stay in the rotation. If his changeup doesn’t improve, he may end up in the bullpen. In 2012 Christenson will probably advance to Rancho Cucamonga, although the Quakes will have a crowded rotation so it’s possible that he’ll start the year somewhere else.

65. Luis Vasquez, RHP (14.1 IP in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 10/20/03
6’4”, 175 lbs, 26 years old
0-2, 3.77 ERA, 2.37 WHIP, 6.48 FIP, 6.91 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 47; Pre 2010 Rank: 174; Pre 2009 Rank: 130

The last two years of Luis Vasquez’s career have been a bit of a roller coaster. Signed way back in 2003, Vasquez was just another no name minor leaguer all the way through 2009. In 2010 he turned a few heads with a solid season for the Loons, but then the Dodgers surprised everyone by adding him to their 40 man roster that November. It was at that point that most of us learned that he had a fastball that had been clocked as high as 100 mph, but even still I was skeptical that he needed to be protected from the Rule 5 draft given that he hadn’t played above class A. I obviously bumped him up in my rankings, and Baseball America gave him a lot of respect last year by placing him as the Dodgers #30 prospect in their list. Then 2011 came and Vasquez basically disappeared again. He was promoted to the Quakes, but couldn’t find the plate in April, missed the entire month of May, then was quietly removed from the Dodgers 40 man roster in June. Luis returned to game action in June, but threw just 10 innings more innings before getting shut down for good in early July due what I assume was some sort of injury. Now almost 26 years old, Vasquez could still have an impact for the Dodgers if he returns healthy in 2012 and is able to find the plate. As we all know his fastball is top notch, and he also throws an average curveball and changeup that keep batters off balance. Here is a video of him from last season, and you can see from his pitching motion how he generates so much velocity. I don’t think there is any way the Dodgers would move Vasquez up to AA next season, so I think he’ll return to the Quakes where he’ll try and regain his control.

64. Red Patterson, RHP (92 IP in HiA, 81.1 IP in LoA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 29th round
6’3”, 210 lbs, 24.75 years old
12-5, 3.69 ERA, 1.11 WHIP, 3.21 FIP, 8.93 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 98; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

The Dodgers took John “Red” Patterson in the 29th round of the 2010 draft despite the fact that he had a 6.84 ERA during his senior season at Southwestern Oklahoma State. The Dodgers must have looked past his subpar ERA because he had an impressive strikeout rate with 103 K’s in 72.1 innings. In addition, prior to joining the SWOSU Bulldogs Patterson was a two-year starter at Grayson Junior College where he had an outstanding year in 2007 with a 10-0 record and 1.41 ERA. Moving to his professional career, Patterson signed quickly and joined the Ogden Raptors without much fanfare. However Red quickly put his name on the Dodger prospect radar with a solid season in the Pioneer League. He ranked 2nd in the league with his 3.33 ERA, and placed 6th with his 1.29 WHIP; stats which earned him a selection to the post season All Star team. In 2011 Patterson advanced to Great Lakes where he became the Loon’s workhorse for the first half of the season. He used his experience to succeed against the younger competition and recorded a 2.94 FIP over 81.1 frames while striking out almost a batter per inning. He did so well, in fact, that he was promoted to Rancho Cucamonga in mid June to essentially switch places with the struggling Greg Wilborn. Once in the Quakes rotation, Patterson continued to impress in his 14 starts with the Quakes. Red struck out over a batter per innings, led all starters with a 1.12 WHIP, and even threw a 9 inning shutout to boot. He was also interviewed shortly after joining the club and helped explain his nickname. In terms of his pitching ability, Hugh Bernreuter of the Saginaw news has all that information in an interview with Patterson and Loons pitching coach Kremlin Martinez. Kremlin says that Patterson’s best pitch is low-90s fastball (that has been clocked as high as 95 mph), but Patterson feels his best pitch is a “spike” curveball, a combination slider-curve. Red said “I’ve never been able to throw a real curve, so I came up with the spike, basically digging my fingernail into the ball. It doesn’t move 12-to-6, but more 3-to-9, but even then it sometimes moves different ways.” Kremlin also added “This year, the control on his off-speed pitches improved. He still has a good fastball, but he’s been able to use his change-up and curve to get lefties out.” Overall, after a successful run in 2011 Patterson is forcing scouts to take a closer look at him despite his age and limited draft pedigree. He’ll probably return to the Quakes to start the 2012 season, but he could make his way up to AA before the year is up.

63. J.T. Wise, C (97 games in HiA in 2011)

Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 5th round
6’0”, 210 lbs, 25.75 years old, bats right handed
.286 average, .887 OPS, 17 HR’s, 73 RBI’s, 2 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 56; Pre 2010 Rank: 48; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A

Jeremy Wise was already 23 years old when he was selected by the Dodgers in the 5th round of the 2009 draft, which drew some ire from Dodger prospect hounds fans. The Dodgers didn’t mind his age, however, as they liked the fact that he plays catcher and had success during his college career (2009 Big 12 player of the year, 2009 Finalist for Johnny Bench Award, and 2009 semifinalist for Golden Spikes Award). According to Logan White, “he reminds you of AJ Ellis as a defender and the kid is really a good hitter. He stays inside the baseball, he hits to all fields and he's got good power. I think he will develop into a power hitting catcher at the major league level. He plays hard and he is a gamer.” Wise wasted no time in proving White right because he tore up the Pioneer League in his professional debut with a .338 average and .967 OPS. In 2010 Wise was promoted to the Midwest League, and while he got off to a very slow start he ended the season on a tear and finished the year with very solid stats. That brings us to 2011 which Wise spent in Rancho Cucamonga. J.T. split the season between catcher, 1st base, and DH and had yet another strong campaign with a career high 17 homers and a solid .887 OPS. He also played solid defense behind the plate with a .990 fielding percentage and a 36% caught stealing rate. That being said, the 25 year old was only the second best catching prospect on the Quakes and was left in HiA all season while Griff Erickson got promoted to AA. The logical destination for Wise in 2012 will be Chattanooga where he’ll most likely have to split time again with Erickson.

62. Gustavo Gomez, RHP (11.1 IP in LoA, 61 IP in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/2/08
6’1”, 150 lbs, 20.75 years old
5-3, 5.85 ERA, 1.59 WHIP, 4.51 FIP, 12.07 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 60; Pre 2010 Rank: 65; Pre 2009 Rank: 113

Signed by the Dodgers out of Panama as a 17 year old in 2008, Gustavo Gomez spent two seasons in the DSL before the jump to the Arizona Rookie League in 2010. It was in Arizona that Gomez started to turn some heads as he posted a 1.23 ERA in the second half of the season, earned a promotion to the Pioneer League for the final week of the season, and was mentioned by DeJon Watson as one of the players to keep an eye on in the future. After a stint in extended Spring Training Gomez actually made his 2011 debut with the Loons, but he got roughed up pretty badly as he allowed 14 runs in just 11.1 innings over 5 appearances (3 starts). In early June Gomez was sent back to extended spring training then emerged back in the Pioneer League as the Raptors opening day starter. According to Ogden Manager Damon Berryhill, “He's earned (the Opening Day start) through the extended spring program. He was up here for a couple of starts last year and he performed well. Right now, he's one of our better command pitchers - good power fastball, good and change-up. He's been locating the ball well down there in extended spring training." Gomez was on fire in June as he allowed just 1 earned run in 17 innings, but then stumbled down the stretch and had an ERA over 6 for the rest of the season. Overall Gustavo ended with a 4.87 ERA for Ogden, and his outstanding K/9 rate was balanced out by the fact that he gave up 9 homers in just 61 innings and walked more than 5 batters per 9 innings. The good news is that Gomez is still just 20 years old and reportedly has a 94 mph, so he still has plenty of time to fine tune the other parts of his game. His ability to induce so many swings and misses is very encouraging, and the fact that right handed batters hit just .201 against him with the Raptors in 2011 is also a good sign. I expect Gustavo to get another shot with the Loons in 2012 and hopefully this time he’ll produce better results.

61. Geison Aguasviva, LHP (8 IP in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 12/15/05
6’2”, 166 lbs, 24.5 years old
0-1, 1.13 ERA, 0.88 WHIP, 4.83 FIP, 6.75 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 39; Pre 2010 Rank: 33; Pre 2009 Rank: 40

Signed prior to the 2006 season, Geison Aguasviva spent two seasons in the Dominican Summer League. During his 2nd season in the DSL, the then 19 year old Aguasviva dominated his competition with an ERA of 1.50 and a WHIP of just 0.84 through 66 innings. Promoted all the way up to the Midwest League to start the 2008 season, Geison had trouble adjusting to life in the USA and struggled through 19 frames. However, after he was sent down to the Pioneer League he rebounded nicely with a 2.90 ERA in 71 innings. In 2009 Aguasviva found himself back in LoA and that is where he really had his breakout season. Used mostly in relief, Geison led the Dodger minor league system with a 1.58 ERA (minimum 50 IP) and had a .236 batting average against. Aguasviva was promoted to HiA in 2010, and while he struggled during a short stint in the rotation, he continued to shine in the bullpen with a 2.77 ERA. Here are a few videos of him throwing from the front and from the side for the 66ers that season. Heading into 2011 I figured that Aguasviva would make the jump up to AA, but unfortunately he was sidelined for most of the season due to what must have been an injury. I actually couldn’t find any information on why he missed so much time, but he did return to action in late August and finished the season strong by allowing just 5 hits and 1 earned run over 8 innings of work. While I wasn’t able to get an updated scouting report on Geison due to his lack of playing time, as of last year he sat in the low 90’s and had a very strong changeup which projected as a plus offering. Also, while Aguasviva’s career strikeout rate is relatively low at just 7.8 K’s per 9 innings, he makes up for that by allowing very few homers. Overall, despite his lost season I believe that Aguasviva still could have some value as Dodger prospect. If he comes to spring training healthy in 2012 he should be in line to start the year in AA, and if he has success there then he’ll really get his name on the map. At the end of the day he still seems to have the potential to one day be a left handed reliever at the big league level.

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The undefeated healhty not rusty Chris Paul era came to an abrupt end last night.

Griffin got put on his ass. He is great but needs to develop a post game. Needs to add some Tim Duncan to his Shawn Kemp.

Duncan had four full years of college to develop Tim Duncan. The team simply had tired legs. This tight schedule is going to have a huge impact on the season.

I’m not criticizing him for not having The Big Fundamentals…I’m just saying he’s going to need to develop that back to the basket game. And yeah, Schedule losses…Fuck David Stern

Welcome to schedule losses.

Yeah, knew going in it would be tough but the dynamic first quarter gave me hope. No legs at all coming out at half time.

His undefeated if he scores 16 or more is still intact though right?

Sure but now it is bogus. He was healthy and not rusty, so basically the first loss with Paul when he was at full strength. Can’t go undefeated:)

Denver Nuggets

best team in the WC so far. Discuss.

Using the Ziller ranking method maybe

The Clippers beat them in Denver like 4 days ago.

What is each team’s road record?

Denver’s is better.

By A ____ .

rhymes with hot.

I didn’t realize your question was whether Denver was the best WC team on the road

I think you can read between the lines. Denver has had a much tougher schedue than the Clippers so far and have killed on the road. Clippers have not. But have the chance to show their merit in the next 6 games. For now, the Nuggets have accomplished more.

I didn’t realize your question was have the Nuggets been better then the Clippers so far this season

Yeah, I guess the “so far” part was confusing. But as the sample size gets bigger the “so far” can fade away.

They all go to the bathroom together?

Nice team, well rounded, good depth, not the best team in the WC. As George Karl said it is great to have a team of good players 70% of the time but there will be a time when they will need a closer and they don’t have one. I could see this team having one of the top four records and not getting out of the 1st or 2nd round.

I agree with this.

May not be best on paper, or best at the end of the season. But I think the best “so far” based on merit.

Okay, I’d think only the Thunder could dispute that.

Right. Thunder are a pretty close second.

I agree. Best designed for this season.

This list is loaded with sleeper names.

I thought Geison would be in the bullpen by now.

The names are getting more familiar. Seems like catchers have their own time frame for developing. I still hold out faint hope JT Wise will reach the majors some day.

We are set at catcher

Until at least March 8th or so :)

Hopefully only 'till then.

I do wish Fedex could prove himself right away.

Fedex breaking out is probably our best case scenario but I don’t see any way we open the year with him starting. besides, he has Ellis, Treanor, & Bard to unseat!

I have just about zero faith that Fed Ex will ever amount to anything.

Frederick W. Smith says, “Whatever, I’ve heard that before.”

Why?

Seems like he can at least be a very solid #2, given his defense. We’ll see how bat progresses though.

I’m just pessimistic.

Oh, okay. Carry on then. ;)

AJ Ellis is gonna own this season. I mean it.

If by “own” you mean hold his own defensively and compile a decent OBP I tend to agree. But he has to be given the chance. We’re only counting on him to be our #8 hitter.

I’d bat him 2nd as I think he’ll OBP over 360

you're a big fan of fedex aren't you

Has Ned ever failed us?

I feel like this is the question from someone who doesn't watch much sports

Right from 67 down if any one was reading Brandons minor league recaps all these guys got some ink

Aguasviva was tough to rank

without knowing what his injury was. it is good news though that he made it back before the end of the season

Canuck always liked his name.

Is it pronounced Gay-son, Hey-son, or Jay-son? All I know is that it’s probably not pronounced Dre-son.

I was referring to his last name, wise guy.

His last name is fun too, but I know how to pronounce that.

“Love of waters”?

All players in the softball tournament should have received an email. If you did not, check your spam mail for something from pgurnee. So far only four people have responded to the email of the 16 who had it sent to them.
These are the names of the folk who should have received the email:
Albert Martinez
Madeleine, C, St. Marie
Gary, A, Scott
Joe Benardello
David G Young
Matthew Josephson
Brandon Lennox
Bobby Down
Brenton, W, Knapp
Joshua Bramlett
John P Gurnee
AJ Henning
Naeem Chaudhry
Josie M Becker
Russell Frye
Mike Kanaly
Josh Schoenwald

So if your name is on the list and you did not receive an email, let me know.

Man, looks like TBLA will have a deep bench. Nice to have if someone gets hurt, but are you going to bat 14 or 15 people each game? I don’t think the DT team has much margin for death or injury according to our roster size.

I’m running the simulation now to see what is best. Team morale or getting HJ six at bats. I’ll get back to you.

Is it possible to have everyone on this list to tell us their name and screen name

More because I’m just curious who some of these people are :)

Have fun guess the name and screen name associated with them.

Bobby Down = IvDown

Josie will be hard

fuck, who’s that?

Of the names posted, I think I don’t know specifically:

Josh S.
Mike K.
Russell
Naeem
Brenton
Albert

That may be because, unlike myself, they might like their internet anonymity, which may be a smart move, haha.

I’ve now heard from Brenton, and Josh S so I know more about them. Mike, Russell, Naeem, and Albert are still unknowns.

Yeah I saw their emails

I wonder how many of them either don’t post or don’t post much

The name Brenton

Makes me think of the great Brenton Wood of Gimme Little Sign and Oogum Boogum Song fame.

Ah, thank god you exist here.

Brenton Wood was born in Shreveport, but went to HS in San Pedro and Compton, so a local by 50s LA standard. If he had lived in San Pedro the whole time, he’d be a hero of delias man’s.

Do you have all of Bobby Sherman's records?

Easy come, easy go

Stalker Alert!
shhh, i don't want everyone to know!
Tampa Bay

Was there a smarter series of under-the-radar moves than Tampa Bay made recently with Luke Scott, Carlos Pena, & Jeff Keppinger?

Nope.

I had only heard of one of those, but those are nice signings all right

They have some smart people running that team.

So smart. Added guys who hit home runs and get on base. With that pitching, they will be there again.

Keppinger

is career .324/.371/.481 against lefties.

That’s decent.

Matt Belisle signed a 2-year extension with the Rockies, plus a mutual option for 2014. No idea of the money.

Belisle was already under contract for $3.775m in 2012

There they go again [in Reagan voice] . . .

Interesting winter for them.

Since last year at this time they have lost:
Ubaldo, Paulino, Street, Smith, Ianetta, Franklin Morales, Jose Lopez, Ty Wiggington, Ian Stewart, Ryan Spilborghs
That is the number one starter, the closer, two setup men, two fourth outfielders, the starting catcher, the starting 2nd baseman, quasi starting 3rd baseman, quasi one time phenom 3rd baseman turned bust

But added:
Four kids Pomeranian, White, Chatwood, Nick Schmidt to the possible rotation
Tyler Colvin
Cuddyer
Casey Blake
Marco Scutaro

So they get a starting RF, 2nd baseman.

At one time Franklin Morales and Jiminez were about as two electric arms as you could find in one teams farm system.

Interesting changes.

Yep

I think they have the largest swing in where they end up in the final standings.

trolling me aren’t you?

Just happy to see you joining the dark side.

We stole Mark Ellis from under their noses. Take that!

Belisle will get the same salary in 2012. The contract:

2012: $3.775m
2013: $4.1m
2014: $4.25m mutual option ($250k buyout)

That’s about $11.5 million or so for Betancourt, Belisle, and Lindstrom for 2012. Pretty good group.

I’ll Take Jensen, Guerra and Elbert thank you very much

Rockies have good young guys too in Brothers and Reynolds (well, 26 for Reynolds, but he’s good). Point is, they have a good bullpen.

They will need to use it often, very pedestrian rotation. Kind of like ours but without the Kershaw. At least Pomeranz has upside, and De La Rosa should be ready in the 2nd half. Will be curious how Nicasio bounces back from a fractured neck.

Reynolds got traded for something.

Yup, he be gone, just in time to develop into something

Well fuck it, their bullpen sucks :)

I was talking about Matt, not Greg

Well you need to be more specific when you say 26 year old named Reynolds in the Rockies bullpen :)

I think the Greg Reynolds they traded is the Greg Reynolds they picked in the Longoria draft. 2nd pick overall. Super ouch, missed out on Longoria, Kershaw, Lincecum

Think how sucky our lifes would be if they had picked any of those three but especially Longoria or Kershaw.

Lot of misses in that top 10. Reynolds, Andrew Miller, and Billy Rowell.

There are always misses.

You be right

10 ten? 30% failure

Would be curious % wise how many never see the majors Billy Rowell, become less then mediocre setup man (Reynolds), failed starter bouncing from team to team.

2005 – two failures
2004 – seven failures
2003 – four failures
2002 – six failures
2001 – six failures

You’re not counting Brad Lincoln and Luke Hochevar as failed?

Missed Lincoln but Hochevar has been in the rotation for a few years now and actually had some solid peripherals as the season progressed last year. Would not shock me if he has a decent year. Failed from the point of a number one all around pick, but not from the fact he’s had an okay major league career.

Yeah last year was better so hopefully that starts a turn around but that man spent several years adding negative value. We’ll see.

Is that the Chad Tracy that was spawned by Jim?

Yeah, other Chad Tracy is in Japan.

Sweet, NFL talking about adding 2 teams, instead of a team moving to LA. Maybe LA can get both teams, though I hope not.

The Los Angeles Locos

The Orange Crush

Santa Monica Bays
Beverly Hills 90210s

Belmont Shores
Covina Veritas

The Los Angeles Houstons

Adding teams would be bad for the league.

why would it be bad for the league? Just the parody it would cause?

Care to explain?

Not saying you’re wrong, just wanted to hear the why.

I like the symmetry of a 32-team league, with eight 4-team divisions. But it’s not like the league has to stay at 32 teams forever, so I can accept adding some teams eventually. It would be unreasonable not to expect that.

I love the symmetry too. But I dont’ see how losing that translates to “bad for the league”

Yeah, I don’t think that makes it bad for the league at all.

Just not enough good QBs to go around as it is. Gonna be some pretty terrible QB play if you add two more starting positions.

My ulterior motive: provide more opportunities for Matt Leinart :)

Three quarters of football this time!

There are already enough markets that struggle to support their teams and watering down the product would only harm things.

Perhaps this is a question for Josie, but how many attendance blackouts were there this past year (if any) ?

Don't have the full season numbers

but this is close, from December:

Through Week 16 of the 2011 season, the NFL has blacked out 16 of 240 games, or 6.7%., compared to 26 blackouts, or 10.8% of games, last season.

Bengals (7 or 8 of their home games were blacked out), Bills, and Bucs make up almost all of those 16 games. The Jaguars avoided blackouts this year by buying back a lot of their own tickets at low cost (teams have the option of doing that).

7 or 8? That would be all of them. And the Bengals went to the playoffs. Don’t think that’s right.

Its possible the Bengals attendance is right because they have been bad for awhile so that even though they were winning, fans didnt take it serious. Now that Bengals made playoffs and look like and up and coming team, I doubt that happens again next year.

This article says the Bengals had two sellouts this year, including the final one with a “buy one get one free” promotion.

Wow

yep

and even though they couldn’t sell tickets to save their lives they still stuck tj yates in the top row of the top deck. No joke.

What, his family or something?

Fuck ’em, they are an opposing team.

Yeah his family

it just seems silly to me, there where about 30 completely empty rows in front of them, and when they tried to move a security guard actually went over to them and told them they couldn’t do that.

by moved I mean moved down about 5 rows

and he peed on their shoes

Hilarious.

bitter and petty is always a good read

If they kept Ochocinco, they’d have another sellout.

Sure

And I bet the franchise fee to join will be over $1 B apiece. I’d like to see who is willing to put up that kind of money for two expansion teams in a city that historically will not support a struggling team.

Did we not support the LA Rams?

They werent an expansion team though.

Yes, but Craig did not say anything about that he said this town will not support a struggling team? Since we only had the Rams I assume that has to be his comp so no one gives a fuck about the Oakland Raiders.

How dare you say that on a Dodger blog

The last time Los Angeles had a true expansion team was when the Kings were formed

but that was over 40 years ago.

The Dodgers may be struggling but they remain the team in MLB that has gone the longest without back to back losing seasons (not since 1986 and 1987).

Finally, the real reason this won’t happen, the other 32 owners don’t want to split their revenues even lower by adding 2 more teams.

The rest of the country would say the Ducks. They’d be wrong of course.

I thought the thinking by other owners is having a team in the 2nd biggest market makes them money, not get them less money.

He never said LA would get both teams, and Costas never asked if that was a possibility. I just want 1 team though atleast please!

Would not surprise me if LA got two teams though

Going from 0 to 2 seems really weird. But I guess if you need 2, are their any other markets?

It would be like a catcher going from not good enough to be a back-up to now being the starter.

Though it would be great for SBN Los Angeles to get an NFL team

in LA. I could live the rest of my life and be happy not to have an NFL team here.

no way, look at all the fun we are missing…. watching NFL playoffs and then all this SB hoopla just make me depressed its something we dont get to do as a city and we need the NFL in LA.

Yeah, we need a team but I don’t want to be stuck with a team name from another city like the LA Vikings. I mean, how well did that Minneapolis Lakers thing work out. :)

I would like my Rams back in LA. That is about the only team I’d get excited about again. They were my Rams, I’d like them to be my Rams again. I could probably root for the Chargers coming here since i have a history of taking San Diego pro sports teams under my wing when they leave the little city for the big city.

Sure, I’d take them back – but give me their 1970s or 1980s uniforms.

Only a lassie can save me from my ignorance

It has been so long I do not remember the difference between the
50 Uniforms
60 Uniforms
70 Uniforms
80 Uniforms

White in the 50s/60s, yellow in the late 1970s/1980s (not sure exactly when they made the switch)

Besides having an NFL team that the city can rally around and enjoy in the biggest sport in the USA, a new stadium also gets us Super Bowls, and a World Cup, LA is just too big a stage to not have an NFL team.

Does some PR head pull a string on your back and that recording goes off?

they had the Super Bowl at the Rose in ’93, they can do it in 2013

yeah I know, but fug that, we need a new stadium,

need, no. Want, sure

Need? No. Want? Meh, whatever

Thanks, Veruca.

But daddy, I want an oompa loompa, now!

and all 3 Beastie Boys

The stadiumberries taste like stadiumberries

we cant keep playing in these old raggidy ass stadiums the rest of our lives, its time for LA to wake up haha

I want a Dinger Dong

you want to hit homers with your penis?

right? totes, y’know like Chicago woke up, and Boston woaaah they sure woke up, wait…..

well they sure don’t play college football in….no, that’s not right….

Chicago did rebuild Soldier Field…

yep

and NE has a nice newish stadium. I’m not sure what she is communicating to us here, other then that maybe she is still hanging out with brandy?

y’all have one track minds: Wrigley and Fenway

Chicago has been struggling to try to renovate Wrigley for years

DID I SAY DON’T RENOVATE, JUST LET IT FALL INTO D…

silent treatment

You act like no one has considered renovating the rose bowl or colisseum

for w/e reason the money, will, or ability is lacking.

NFL

has said that they will not host a Super Bowl in LA area until there is a team here.

Not as though I want you not to do these on here

But Brandon, man I hope you eventually get a gig with a big prospect website or magazine (if that’s what you want, anyway) with all this amazing work you put into these prospect reports.

Marlins' ballpark

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To Google I go.

The opposite of Sophie's Choice

The Royals are close to hiring Rex Hudler as their TV color commentator. He apparently has beaten out George Frazier for the job.

Having listened to many Rockies’ broadcasts on extra innings when Frazier was there, I could not stand him.

Down goes Frazier.

ha

all dodger fans should have soft spot for George Frazier

I remember him pitching for the Twins and having a funny mustache. What else am I supposed to remember? Did he suck against the Dodgers in the WS or something?

3 losses in the 1981 World Series, all in relief.

God bless that man.

Nice. We need more guys like that :)

The only other man to lose 3 games in one World Series was banned from baseball one year later for throwing games.

Today I learned Byung only went 0-1 in the 2001 World Series.

Oh yeah, the Brosius home run only tied it.

Yes, I think he lost three games?

That was my one saving grace. I kept silently chanting to myself, “thanks for the 1981 World Series, George”

He’s gotta be disappointed Melky is gone.

I would take sexy rexy over steve lyons

Like choosing between repeated gouges of the eyes and repeated punches to the dick.

Marlon Byrd has lost 40 Lbs from 255 to 215. Last year of contract?

“Best shape of his life”

Doctors

We have this guy at work who has been having severe stomach problems since summer. Lost around 50 Ilbs, had seen six doctors, no one could figure out why he could not keep food down. They finally went in and found some tumors in his stomach. Still amazing in this day and age that this was so hard to figure out.

Glad he found an above replacement level doctor.

Important Super Bowl stat

Just heard from some Vegas dude on radio…In the previous 45 Super Bowls, the coin toss has come up heads 23 times, and tails 22 times.

I smell trend, tails is DUE

But my analysis said tails never fails.

I listened to Wesley Snipes and bet on black, and not only did I lose the coin toss bet I now owe several millions in back taxes.

How many times did hea-tails come up?

I hope America knows this, I want my free pizza

Betting on LeBron’s points on Sunday being greater than Eli Mannings completions + 1.5 is easy money, right?

Which side is giving the 1.5?

It’s -120 for each side last I checked. You’re adding Eli’s total by 1.5. He only completed more than LeBron’s average once this year.

That’s some nasty juice at -120 on both sides. Bet $12 to win $10. Would be fun to pick 10 or so of these bets and see how everyone would do with fake money.

Yeah I’m just throwing a couple bucks on all the insane bets. I will be watching the anthem and the Half Time show very closely.

Yeah, I would probably bet on LeBron for that bet.

against the pats secondary?

how many points is bron bron averaging?

29.7, but there is also the factor that the Toronto Raptors are bad and LeBron could be sitting in the fourth quarter.

eli is averiging about 25 completions

and he will likely have to air it out in this game against a weak secondary. I don’t like that bet.

Ouch didn’t consider that.

And Lebron could always have one of those, “screw it, I’m the point guard today” and toss out like 15 assists vs. 8 shots.

If Kershaw goes to a hearing

we should pull for him winning, IMO. Side effect could be more urgency on a long deal.

Less incentive for him to sign it though

if he loses he has more incentive to sign one but the team has less

Kind of awesome that the teams from LA have four of the five WC all-star spots.

Might be another corner turned

popularity junction

It’s a bounceback year.

Best shape of our career.

You know what else is awesome? Having three All-Star game posts written and ready to publish right as the All-Star teams were announced, then having the SB Nation servers go George Frazier on us.

Yeah, I could feel your fury from 100 miles away.

Which of the four has the weakest case for starting?

On basketball merit, Blake. But he is who I most want to see (although I am almost certainly not going to watch the ASG).

is Dirk the other starter? #SBNSeversDown

Durant

Oh yeah. Nice team with Love, Aldridge, Dirk, Westbrook not starting. WC could easily field two good teams. :)

Milsap not making this team would be a big snub

Jefferson seems more likely to make it as the backup center in the west, which could (could) bump Millsap.

But I haven’t really thought through the rosters.

Does Dirk make this team?

No idea. Just throwing out names. Give us your WC#2 starting team.

Guards: Westbrook, Harden (?)
Forwards: Love, Milsap (i know this is cheating, but it’s how they do it)
Center: M. Gasol

I forgot about M.Gasol. Affects my Jefferson comment above

I don’t see Gasol making it this year, doubt they put three Lakers on the team. Once the starters are picked they need to spread it around.

Yeah I don’t think Pau will make it.

PG – Westbrook
SG – Kevin Martin
SF – Alderidge
PF – Love
C – Jefferson

As a homer, I cannot answer this question honestly…

I’ll just point out that Kevin Love is awesome

Griffin, but he is one of the most popular players in the league. I don’t think Griffin starting is some egregious error, and Kevin Love will get his minutes anyway.

Though I think Love is the better player its an arguable point.

no its not

Love is better

Love will keep us together.

Griffin is a far more efficient scorer.

Love has a higher PPG, FG%, true shooting %, effective field goal %, offensive rating, and offensive win shares.

Love is shooting 39% from three-point range this year and is making nearly two per game.

Oops, Griffin has a higher FG%

God damnit, and eFG%. Still, I would argue Love has been the more efficient scorer this season.

Ya, TS% is important because free throws are important

I was about to say…

Clippers sign Kenyon Martin

Good fit

Their average age

just shot up to 27

Wow

Confirmed?

“might sign as early as this weekend,” per Baxter Holmes of the LA Times.

Damn, I heard the Lakers were also in on him, and I was going to say something like whoever signs Martin might be the difference in who wins the conference because the Clippers badly need him.

is this a corner turner where a player like Billups can talk a player like Martin into signing with the team because they feel they have legit shot at something? I think it is. It is certainly a first for this franchise.

From what I heard, Clippers offered their mid level. Lakers used this already, could only offer the vertern minimum.

so just money then.

Kenyon Rambo is also available.

The AJ Pierzinsky of basketball

wow! Backup power forward?

not too many centers out there available. :)

starting point guard

That would be bad. The team just got even chippier.

Wait until Josh Smith signs

So I just took a 50 dollar bet on the superbowl with Cory

he is of the assumption the Giants will win by at least 10, though we are doing an even line bet, whoever wins wins.

The Patriots offense is freakin awesome, I don’t expect that to stop.

it stopped against the ravens

You should have gotten points, or at least mercilessly ridiculed Cory into not putting his money were his mouth was.

I asked him about points, originally I said 3 for me, but then said screw it and just took the even.

yeah but there defense sucks, and NYG defense is good. I dont know who will win this game, but I usually lean torwards the team that plays the best defense.

I lean towards the well rounded team

the giants have a good offense and a good defense, NE has a good offense and Vince Wilfork

right, yeah that!

Please

introduce us to Cory. We like money.

he has about 3 posts on here under the name, wait for it

Cory

Lines are funny. I’d take NE at -2.5 but I’m not willing to give 3. I would not touch this game.

Yeah I was hoping NE would be huge favorites so I could put money on the Giants

oh well

Easiest bet I’ll have all year. I offered him 4 points. I hate both teams but hey its easy money.

IVpoints should have taken the bet.

New bet: I’ve got New England with 3.5 points in my favor

If you believe the Giants would win, why wouldn’t you just taket he points since the Giants are the underdog?

He said they would win by 10

He didn’t say anything about wanting the points at all

That’s my question. It makes no sense.

This is like the scene in Naked Gun where Dreben is trying to bribe the guy but he doesn’t have any money so he borrows it from him so he can bribe him then pay him back later.

the original venture capitalist

I said they’d probably win by 10 + but I’m not dumb enough to give him 10 points. After all, Eli Manning is the QB…

But you’re dumb enough to create your own odds which is a full touchdown different from the Vegas odds (and not in your favor.)

hey now

There is a reason Bobby and Cory are friends

Let’s play Rock Paper Scissors. I’ll be Rock.

It all started with the +10 comment

That’s why.

I didn’t create my own odds. I simply stated I feel like the Giants will win big by 10+ I never actually offered to give him that line at all. Pats are way too overrated. Their schedule was so weak. On the other side you have the Giants going through murder’s row in the last 6 weeks and into the playoffs.

Their schedule wasn't actually that week

it was week to week

people always make too big a deal out of SOS

the pats won 13 games and then won 2 playoff games. You don’t fluke into that

I'm telling you

Beating up on the Redskins, the Eagles, then the Cowboys choking to them in the last few weeks twice really helped their regular season schedule.

Their playoff wins have been impressive, im just not sold on them being this good.

Who beat up on the Redskins smart guy?

I’m sure on both Mondays following Washington’s wins over the Giants, the Redskins looked battered and bruised, but said, “yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

Hey look that one time the giants beat the pats this year was a fluke

it could never happen again

One could say you’re acting kinda like a dick this morning, but I’m not one to judge.

Sorry, didn’t realize the Giants were crappy enough to lose to a 5-11 team twice :)

and the pats didn't beat a team with a record better then 500 until 2 weeks ago

SOS is overrated.

Question: will there be crying at Josh Hamilton’s press conference today?

easy and it will end with Nolan Ryan giving him a big hug while squeezing his ass.

press conf for what?

he drank some alcohol
I will have one tomorrow talking about all the drinking I will have done tonight

I hope to see you there

There’s no crying in relapses.

I’ll bet you he cries for at least 10 minutes.

You’re crazy. Hamilton did easy drinking, while the press have been getting completely wasted every single night for the past six years.

Hopefully Hamilton is just trying to drink his way to LA.

Left Field is his.

I bet you $10 that Hamilton shotguns a beer during the conference. Easy money.

I’ll give you three beers.

A meme is born.

From Hamilton, or can I take the field?

I'm not a recovering alcoholic

but… what does a relapse entail? Did he have one drink? Did he get shit-faced and dance on the bar?

Last time for him it entailed body shots off sorority girls (with pictures to prove it!)

He was at a bar, he was drinking, Ian Kinsler showed up. That’s about all we know.

much more tame then the last time

he is getting better!

Interesting how the tone of Hamilton relapse coverage is sad and sympathetic, yet when stuff like this happens to LT, Darryl Strawberry, Michael Irvin, Dwight Gooden, they become laughinstocks.

That is interesting. I was a big fan of Strawberry’s for a good portion of my life and I always found it sad when he would find himself in trouble, yet the media made it out as expected behavior from a bum.

Steve relates to this Howe?

So quick and dirty - NE or Giants give me the score Rick Monday

Giants 34
Patriots 28

26.5 – 24 New England

30 – 17 Giants

Giants 30
Patriots 21

34-31

NE

Giants 3089, Patriots 3088.

Giants 34
Patriots 24

I have pretty close to zero interest in this Super Bowl. Same old, same old, with a predictable outcome.

that sounds like someone who doesn't like football
I *love* football

just didn’t want to see this matchup again.

I want to see good football

these are good teams.

Sure, the Giants are really good

But the Patriots played a weak regular season schedule, got a gift matchup against Tebow in the second round, then another gift at the end of the Ravens game. Can’t stand them.

I'm going to get a knife engraved with SOS and start stabbing people to death with it

Sting is irritating, but I tend to like his music

wow

Not a huge NFL fan but I’m looking forward to it. Good matchup.

My interest will be entirely determined by what squares I get in the office pool. If I get 5-5 and 5-6, or something like that, I will have zero interest. If I get a good square, I will have great interest.

pools are the great equalizer to get the non interested interested.

You're right - this guy is running our pool

Giants 42
NE 21

You should give Cory the 10 points.

My hope

Giants 140
Patriots 2

Patriots D isn’t good enough to score a safety.

Opening kickoff fumbled in end zone?

On the final play of the game, Trey Junkin will come in and snap the ball out of the back of the end zone from the Giants 40 yard line.

Wilfork

is good enough to get a safety

Intentional safety instead of a Brady quick kick.

that would give the giants 2 points
!

Trying to make the joke too quickly to think it through! I’ll stand by the intentional safety part.

3-2 Giants
WIlson blows the save but still vultures the win.

Headline I decided against for K-Mart to Clippers

“Clippers Sign All The T In China”

I have a pinterist.

Someone tell me what the point of Pinterist is.

As someone who has not ever used or seen the site but has heard of it, I thought the point was to share ideas and/or tips/tricks and discounts for various different things.

If you put a picture with a bad word in it you can get thousands of comments.

Shortest answer is it’s not for you, it’s for people that are intimidated by Facebook.

I am not familiar with this word

I was hoping it was a social media site devoted to beer. Sadly this does not appear to be true.

NFL announced they will expand the Thursday night games from week 2 to 15.

Every team will have a primetime game, whether it be on NFL Network, ESPN or NBC.

ugh

I don’t like weekday games. They are bad for good football.

Yeah, was there a good Thursday night game this season?

I enjoyed the Raiders stomping the Chargers in San Diego.

me too, that was a fun moment of the season for me, pretty much downhill after that though.

I like thursday games if its Raiders, so I can get wasted. Then if I get too wasted to work on friday, 3 day weekend baby!!

I’m sensing a theme here.

I agree. Weekday games suck. Dumb move NFL

Its a smart business move

football suffers, but the NFL prospers

Capitalism gives the move a hearty nod

basically what you said

Now TW has no choice but to add NFL Network I hope.

Looking for that primetime dope-ass Jags-Bucs battle y'all!!!!
going on hour 12 in budget meeting

no matter how today sucks for you, remember you are not on hour 12 in a budget meeting

“I wouldn’t feed this caviar to my butler!”

god I wish, some claret please

Hungover and listening to politicians yammer on.

How could today possibly suck?? Its Friday

its not saturday

Personally, I think friday is the best day. Even though I gotta work, once im off, I can do anything I want, and still got 2 full days in the bank to recover with.

Saturday is my 2nd favorite day, but still isnt friday because once saturday is over, then its sunday, work night, sucks.

You are by far our most entertaining poster

and the most likely to ask to borrow one of our livers

I don’t think he’s going to need a liver

haha I dont drink THAT often, its just when I do, i play for keeps. Might need a lung or 2 though, maybe 3.

its is 12:25AM here, at least another hour to go

then back at it tomorrow at 8:30AM for an offsite weekend strategy session that will go to Midnight

and then again on Sunday

and then again on Monday, but we end at 6:00PM!

WOOOT! Monday is going to rock.

wow, that sucks. Santa Ana winds here today. Other than that perfect day relaxing at home.

Don’t cry for me Argentina

I mostly love this shit

Just burning right now – I cannot here another argument

like my ears on are strike

Ok. Take some names.

and bring us home some booty.

“Seriously, you assholes, get me some fucking cream.”

oh god, YES

I am running on 90 minutes of sleep since I landed and have been sober since 7AM

and I played badminton this morning, against people who played it their entire lives, and they humiliated me. Badminton! With birdies with real feathers….they put a beating on me that would make my daddy jealous

Dad of HJ “damn, I whipped the boy all the time, but I never beat on him like that”

Indian dudes “Ghora sucks at out little net games”

HJ “F*&^&^!”

DOW touched highest level since 2008 and the India Nifty 50 is up 2.83% today. So not all is lost.

Pension, Roth, 403b
Want to retire at 60

A couple of years ago, the woman I pay to help with my investments said, “If you don’t buy a bigger house and don’t have another kid, you can retire at age 51.”

I said, “But I want another kid and that will necessitate a bigger house.”

She said, “I know, just letting you know.”

I think about that conversation every single day.

Darn kids

nothing but sunk money and depreciating assets

I know. I might feel differently if they loved me, but…..

2nd kid does add some costs, as does private school. Moving would change everything though. Choosing 15 year mortgage was key decision (in 2003).

We are trying to weigh the difference between private school tuition and increase in mortgage by buying in a place where the public schools don’t suck.

Thats smart

I’m in the process of trying to find good public schools for my older daughter here in Brooklyn…the stratification of class out here is insane.

My best buddy who lives on the upper east side sends his kids to Catholic School – very expensive but the 3rd kid Free!

I shit you not

Another Catholic incentive program for breeding

Interesting idea from Joe Posnanski:

I named 15 all-time great baseball players. And the idea was for the next person (whoever happened to be next) to name the VERY BEST player in his/her mind not listed among those 15.
Not sure why he went with 15.

He only had to give 5 but gave an extra 10 just for fun?

Enough to get all the really really obvious candidates out?

But that’s part of the fun!

I think the field fucked up on Clemens.

He’s no Frank White

Could be fun to do with Los Angeles Dodgers if we don’t begin with 15 but 5

Took an old friend to the Clipper game last night. He runs the chess after school programs in Valencia and is a reowned Chess coach. Trevor Bauer was a student back in elementary school but evidently lives just a few miles from him. I mentioned his unique work ethic and he said that Trevor has been a fixture in the community since he was a kid with his work out regiment. He was always seen doing his running. His Dad had a job in Arizona that he did from Mon-Thurs so Trevor did all those workouts on his own. He would do long toss with a bag of balls. Then run over collect them all and do it all over again.

Going to hate rooting against that kid.

One HHHHell of a model Amerrrican!

Pretty cool story. Can’t wait for the Dodgers to pound his ass. :)

Lincecum vs. Bauer will be like a teacher/student, Senpai/kōhai type thing. That will get major hype.

Kobra Kai will rule the Valley!

Long toss????

{ducks}

That’ll help with accuracy. It you know that you have to chase after the balls yourself, you want them really close together.

What does he think of

F2-F4 or does he prefer D2-D4?

Chess Geeks

http://blog.chess.com/ADK/i-beat-jay-stallings

Jay was the friend in my story.

For Humma

http://j.whyville.net/smmk/whytimes/article?id=3848

When asked about his favorite thing about teaching chess, Coach Jay says, “The best part is when they tell me about how they beat their parents, grandparents, and other grown-ups. Remember, in chess size doesn’t matter!”

There’s a chance Matt Moore will be the best pitcher in the American League East for a long time.

There’s also a chance that Dana Eveland will be the best pitcher in the AL East. But a lower one.

Five Best Los Angeles Dodgers

Koufax
Piazza
Don Drysdale
Don Sutton
Fernando Valenzuela

Who would be next on this list in your mind?

Shawn Green or Gary Sheffield if we are going off peak.

Pedro Guerrero

Wondered why he was missing

For 2-3 years of play

Sheffield and Reggie Smith

Maybe the game would be better if we started with 10

It’s harder when only eight people are playing.

Len Matuzak

Terry Whitfield

Don’t sleep on Ricky Horton.

Sweet!

Already got my federal tax return! Nice to check your account balance and get an awesome surprise like that.

That is ridic fast.

I was just checking to pay some of my cc bill

and I see the account way higher than I thought it would be in my checking. :) I sent in my taxes last wednesday

It’s amazing how fast $10 moves

You should spend it all in the next 24 hours

way ahead of you

I’m sending something to the paypal account for eric, I assume it’s still good right?

I haven’t even started looking through my paperwork in order to get it together to send to the dude who does my taxes.

Actually, I haven’t even received all of my paperwork yet. Still waiting for an envelope from France.

I’m waiting for a couple 1099’s that I know what it is, but not exact numbers. I’ll owe the feds about the amount I’m getting back from the State

File the state immediately, do the Fed on paper by mail, profit on the float!

Still waiting for an envelope from France

This would be a great title for your memoir.

My memoir will be titled, “I’m Thrilled: The True Stories of a Hollywood Publicist and the Many, Many Women who Loved Him.”

So the latest Cialis commercial

Showing a couple suddenly getting the urge in a market and the market magically transforms into an outdoor picnic spot?

Has to be Whole Foods, right?

Piggly Wiggly (if they were fat).

Matt Kemp/Dave Winfield

Common comparison…

Anyone here think it’s possible Kemp experiences the same drop off in numbers that Winfield did from ’79 to ’80?

Kemp in 2010 was worse than Winfield in 80 so absolutely.

Well, they did both get in trouble on a basketball team, so there’s precedence

Winfield didn’t even get in any trouble for that, right?

He was in the middle of it, I assumed he got punished but maybe not

I thought his teammate was getting stomped and ended up in the hospital. But I’m not real clear on that story either.

Luckily we never have to worry about Matt Kemp wearing pinstripes and throwing a groundball during the world series.

Of course. We’re all excited about Kemp’s contract extension, but the elephant in the room in that 2011 might be an outlier in Kemp’s career. I hope it’s not and I don’t think it is and I’d take the same gamble that the Dodgers took… but it might be an outlier.

or it might simply be the beginning of a string of offensive seasons not seen by a NL center fielder since Willie Mays patrolled in the 50’s and 60’s.

but probably not

Your only wrong

because he wont stay a center fielder the whole time

Best part is 2011 was so good that it could be an outlier and Kemp can still kick a lot of ass.

Yeah

Cool stat, two highest bWAR by a CF since 1970 belong to Dodgers
Kemp 10
Wynn 8.6

Kemp could lose 20% of value and still have one of the 10 best seasons by a NL CF since 1970.

OK, these shorts seem terrible

per J.E. Skeets:

Looks like the discount bin at Sports Authority got raided.

Big 5's weekly newspaper insert came

Looks like something someone would wear at a pickup game.

Now I gotta pick something else to wear for the softball tournament.

Four Center Fielders

have had at least five seasons of Baseball Reference WAR 5.0 since 1970. Can you name them?

Beltran

One down

I was worrying for a second he wouldn't make it since he started in the AL

woo!

I mean no, only 3 seasons

This is a roller coaster of emotion for nolander.

4 total

but 2 with KC

Wow. In the NL?

Edmonds and Andruw.

Yes
Andruw – 7
Edmunds – 6

The others have to be in the 70s or 80s
Andruw Jones

The others im trying to think of

Jim Edmonds most likely

One of them did it five times before his age 26 season and never did it again

Might have been one of the greatest young players I’d ever seen

Can’t be Cesar Cedeno can it?

Berkman?
I'm sure he has done it 5 times but some of htose have gotta be as a 1baseman
victorino

why am I trolling myself?

I was gonna see if Dale Murphy made it

If you had, you would seen he did indeed

and I even forgot to hit the reply key

Should Dale Murphy be in the hall of fame

If Andre Dawson is you can make the case.

It’s crazy what one big, high profile season in a major media market can do.

Andruw Jones 7 Times
Jim Edmunds 6 Times
Cedeno 5 Times by age 25
Dale Murphy 5 Times

matt Kemp two times

he will have this in the bag by 2016
"File & Go" FTW

Rays are now 6-0 in arbitration, as they beat Jeff Niemann today.

and their argument ws

Fuck that guy

Whenever he faces Marcus Thames, he always gets ahead.

I think the 2012 Asshole of the Year Award

has already been locked up:

http://www.metafilter.com/112377/Dart-Vader

Sorry

meant to link to the actual article:

http://www.laweekly.com/2012-02-02/news/dino-m-zaffina-southern-california-darts-association/

Pissing off a group of people known for drinking heavily and throwing sharp objects accurately seems like a bad idea.

He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please." haha

That is a long article , I got three pages in and he clearly is douchebag of the year.

I didn't need to go past page 1 to figure that out

I just finished page 1. Wow, what a dick

I usually disapprove of the vaguely misogynistic term “douchebag,” as I find the word distasteful and the English language full of appropriate words that one can apply to any kind of a disgusting excuse for human beings.

So you will have to consider that when I say this guy is a total douchebag.

Exactly, he might even be the definitive definition.

Super Bowl Pool odds

In case you are wondering if you have a good set of numbers or not:
http://caseyshead.com/2012-super-bowl-squares-odds/

Last Three Quarters: 0-3-7 continue to be the most popular numbers in the last three quarters, but not by nearly the same dominant margin — 0-3-7 account for 68.9% of numbers in the second quarter, 59.5% in the third and 47.8% at game’s end. So as the game progresses, other numbers are able to get some action. For instance, 4 more than doubles its percentage from the first to second quarter (5.9% to 13.0%), and it even overtakes 3 in the fourth quarter. And although the 2-5-8 combo are the runts of the litter in the first quarter (0.4% combined), in the fourth quarter they have accounted for 13.7% of hits in the last six years.
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Final Quarter: In some pools, the end of game score pays more than the rest of the quarters. In these pools, the most valuable combos are 7-0, 3-0, 7-4, 4-1, 4-0 and 7-3. These six account for over 35.9% of the final scores over the past six years. 2-2 has NEVER hit in the past five years.

20,000 pack Wells Fargo Center to see Kobayashi eat 337 wings in 30 mins. How does he do it?

on a wing and a prayer?

I dont think I could do more then 50 in 30 mins, and thats probably if im drunk on an empty stomach. 337 wings in 30 mins? holy shit.

Ned could sign 337 middle relievers in 30 minutes. Give him a pen, a loose payroll, and some space.

what’s the Wells Fargo Center?

Center?

I barely knew her

Where a lot of chickens died.

Probably mind boggling but how many chickens die each day for human consumption?

More than a dozen.

Gotta wonder where all those wing tips go. Pet food?

Todd Coffey is a Dodger, says Rosenthal:

Source: #Dodgers agree with Coffey on one-year, $1.3 million deal with club option, pending physical. #MLB

Who is he?

/Ethier

Ned’s middle relief signing of the offseason.

What was McDonald?

Something I forgot about.

Well that’s boring. Guess that means Lindblom starts in the minors.

he isn't completely terrible!
He looks a little, heavy, in this photo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Coffey

You’d think doing all those sprints would help.

I didn’t realize that was him until now.

also from that
He is best known for his full-speed sprints from the bullpen to the mound when he is brought into games.7 As a result, the Brewers introduced a “Coffey Time!” graphic on the scoreboard that kept track of Coffey’s time to sprint from the bullpen to the pitcher’s mound after getting called out to pitch.7 When Coffey sprinted to the mound, Former WWF Superstar the Ultimate Warrior’s entrance music was played. (Although Coffey now sprints out to a western movie song)8

Also the end of Troncoso.

I wholeheartedly approve of this.

sounds like a good thing

And that we’re only carrying one lefty in the pen unless we do something bizarre like keep Guerra in the minors.

I’m assuming this is a precursor to three way deal in which:
Dodgers trade Lee, Guerra for David Wright who then flip David Wright, Kenley Jansen, Jerry Sands, Nathan Eovaldi for Miguel Cabrera.

difference maker

He’s the bridge between Guerrier and MacDougal (I can’t say that with a straight face).

Someone has to leave the 40-man once he signs

and if Belisario gets reactivated, they will need another space.

Probably

that will be Trent (if Troncoso goes now)

Luckily we don’t have that much talent to protect.

Guerra
Jansen
Coffey
MacDougal
Guerrier
Elbert
Hawksworth

Someone will be traded during the spring.

can bellasario be sent down?

He’s out of options but I doubt anyone would touch him.

I wouldnt trip about roster spots right now, someone is going to start the season on DL, always happens.

Batting Stance Guy on Twitter:

Dodgers showbiz crowd best fit for JumboTron playing Coffee Is For Closers when Todd enters. #GlengarryGlenRoss #Coffey

Oh, coffee puns. These should be good.

I changed my mind this is a terrible signing.

coffee?

I hardly knew… he

I want him to enter to Herb Alpert’s “The Lonely Bull” and then the crowd chants “Coffey, ¡olé!”
(Yeah, I changed where his name is accented. So what?)

Fuck that guy

That was going to be my headline (or a variation). God damnit. Stupid fucking lunchtime deals.

Consider “They put Coffey in the coffee in Brazil Dodger Stadium.”

Coffey

Was this the best available reliever?

he wasn't the worst!

Unless you feel like debating the relative merits of Coffey, Dan Wheeler and Damaso Marte, sure.

Except Wheeler signed a minor-league deal, didn’t he?

No idea, ESPN still has him as a free agent.

is he related to Paul Coffey?

maybe he’ll brew up some quality innings

There’s a Coffey is for closers joke in here somewhere.

How big is he now

Venti

"congratulations, you're stupid in 3 languages"

I wish I remembered how the beginning to that joke went. Oh well, it’s how I roll.

No, Venti means 20….

Let's play some baseball!

I guess now we know why they don’t play baseball in February.

we’d be fine, and San Diego, maybe SF (it is fairly cold). It’s every other market that’s boned.

AZ, Miami, Tampa, Atlanta, Houston, Texas, probably could get away with it too.

snowshoe baseball would be kick ass fun

Needs a Yeti

Dinger Machine

Molly Knight @molly_knight Close
Todd Coffey is a Trekkie. He once directed me to talk to Ken Griffey Jr. about it. And the Griffey yelled at me. #sportswritersproblems
Per ESPN article (Insider)

can you name the top 5 teams who have the most WAR from players drafted since 2002 that they generated on that team. (For instance, the Dodgers would only get credit for the WAR Russell Martin created while he was a Dodger, not overall).

I’d think we’d be in that top 5 five

Rays
Giants
Braves
Phillies

3 out 5 is correct

Rays who are 5th, Giants who are 4th, Dodgers are 2nd.

Rockies were 15th, Braves were 8th and Phillies were 23rd.

So we need a 1 and 3

Red Sox

Ped, Youk, Ellsbury, Papelbon should be good for some numbers

Youk was 2001.

Still works:)

Actually Youk

should not be in that, again, the article just has the raw total.

The Red Sox

WAR was 99.2

I meant even without Youk they were number one

Yes

Red Sox is number one.

So that’s Pedroia, Ellsbury, Papelbon and…Buchholz?

Pedroia be good and as you noted, Lester

Yep

1 makes sense if you think about, 3 will be a surprise I think.

hmmm surprise

Twins – M & M boys?

Nah, Morneau was pre 2002

So was Mauer I think.

Yeah, so they are probably last

Nope

Moneyball

It is Oakland. Swisher, Blanton, Suziki, Cahill

Giants scored a lot with (and I am just speculating) with Sanchez, B. Wilson, Cain, Lincecum, Posey.

hah!

I got one right

Didn’t think Swisher spent enough time

How close were the Reds with Votto, Bruce, and Cueto?

Reds

are 12th.

The team with the lowest WAR on this list (4.6) is who?

Is that a reference to Catch 22, which I saw (very late) last night?

wow, I thought with howard, Utley, and Hamels that would have been huge for them

Utley and Howard were earlier than 2002

Brewers

Just missed

in 6th

D’Backs?

If so the NL West is kicking ass in the draft

Again this is per whatever source ESPN got their WAR from

and again they are only counting WAR from players drafted since 2002 and it is only the WAR accumulated while on their drafting club.

That being said, the Diamondbacks were 16th.

Angels
Dodgers
Rays
Braves
Brewers

Obviously WAR doesn’t produce Champions

/Plaschke

Actually

the Angels were 8th, the Braves were 9th and the Brewers as said above were 6th

marlins
Miami

formerly known as Florida, 17th.

This is similar to an article idea I was brewing. :-(

Red Sox

Rockies, Rays (probably not), Marlins, Phillies, Mets

I know it’s 6, but a few of these are bound to be wrong.

So in total is that

Oakland
Los Angels Dodgers
Boston
San Francisco
and Rays?

RG3

pimping himself as the best QB in the draft.

He’d need a stroke of Luck for that to happen.

He did put up more points than Luck against Washington

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