As we move into the top 50 of my minor league countdown we are going to start seeing some of the best Dodger league prospects. Just like last year, for the final 50 players I'm going to add a short justification to the end of each paragraph to provide a little more insight as to why I ranked each player where I did. Just as a reminder, the age I list for each player is as of 2012 opening day. As always, let me know what you think.
50. Russell Mitchell, 1B/3B (93 games in AAA, 25 games in Majors in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2003, 15th round
5’10”, 210 lbs, 27 years old, bats right handed
.283 average, .875 OPS, 16 HR’s, 69 RBI’s, 1 SB (minor league stats only)
Pre 2011 Rank: 34; Pre 2010 Rank: 52; Pre 2009 Rank: 32
Most people wouldn’t really consider Russ Mitchell a prospect at this point, but heading into 2012 he still qualifies as a rookie and has just 93 big league at bats. He is also just 27 years old despite the fact that he was drafted way back in 2003. Mitchell’s journey as a Dodger has a been a long one as he has played on 9 different minor league teams and has spent time at 6 different positions during his minor league career. The organization even considered trying him out as a catcher at one point, but after a lot of hard work he has established himself as a serviceable 3rd baseman. Russ has spent the majority of the past two seasons in Albuquerque, and has been a September big league call up both years. His stats for the Isotopes have been very strong, and in 2011 he hit 16 homers and posted a .875 OPS while striking out in just 15.8% of his plate appearances. The only drawback to his success is that Mitchell has been much better at home than on the road since joining the Isotopes, which obviously gives the impression that he has been aided by Albuquerque’s hitter friendly park. For 2012 there didn’t look to be any room for Russ in Los Angeles, so he was designated for assignment and removed from the 40 man roster. That will make it difficult for him to make it back up to the big leagues, but you never know so he’ll serve as an insurance policy while spending a 3rd season in Albuquerque.
Why #50: While Mitchell was never going to be a big league regular, give his marginal power and ability to 3rd base I always considered him a cheap option that had the ability to fill in as a bench player for a major league team. The fact that the Dodgers chose to take him off their 40 man roster over guys like Troncoso and Oeltjen isn’t a good sign for his future, however, and the two home runs he hit for Los Angeles in 2011 might be the highlight of his big league career.
49. Noel Cuevas, OF (23 games in HiA, 60 games in Pioneer Rookie Lg in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2010, 21st round
6’2”, 187 lbs, 20.5 years old, bats right handed
.267 average, .740 OPS, 8 HR’s, 43 RBI’s, 15 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 52; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
The Dodgers selected Noel Cuevas in the 21st round of the 2010 draft, and after a lengthy holdout he finally inked a deal with the club for $100K. The outfielder from Puerto Rico was just 18 years old when he signed, and according to Baseball America he had “intriguing raw power”. Even though Cuevas only had 3 professional games under his belt heading into 2012, the Dodgers sent Noel to the California League in May. Cuevas was mostly overmatched against the advanced competition, however, and after hitting .220 the month long experiment was over as he was sent back down to the Pioneer League. Noel fared much better in Ogden as he saw his OPS rise from .538 with the Quakes to .814 with the Raptors, and he ranked 3rd on the team with 29 extra base hits. He also made decent contact as he struck out in 19.9% of plate appearances for the season, and even stole 15 bases. Here he is getting a hit during the Raptors’ playoff run. Defensively Cuevas was pegged as a left fielder when he was drafted, but he held his own in center field during James Baldwin's absence. Left field is probably still his best position, but it’s still encouraging to know that he's athletic enough to handing playing in the middle of the field. In 2012 I’m guessing that Cuevas will get another shot with the Quakes, although it’s just as likely that he’ll spend the season in the Midwest League. He’s got an interesting set of tools and is still quite young so he’ll definitely be someone worth following next season.
Why #49: Cuevas’ power potential makes him deserving of a spot in my top 50, although he’s still quite raw and has a long ways to go before reaching Los Angeles. I’m guessing that his defense limitations will be more apparent as he moves up through the system, although I was encouraged by his stolen base numbers and his ability to handle center this past season. Overall Noel’s ceiling appears to be that of big league outfielder with 25 homer potential, but he obviously has a long ways to go before we can even think about him reaching that level.
Follow the jump for #'s 48 - 41

48. Jon Michael Redding, RHP (137.2 IP in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2008, 5th round
6’1”, 195 lbs, 24.25 years old
11-7, 3.66 ERA, 1.34 WHIP, 3.53 FIP, 8.50 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 72; Pre 2010 Rank: 46; Pre 2009 Rank: 37
The Dodgers 5th round pick in 2008, Jon Michael Redding played his college ball at Florida Community College where he went 8-5 with a 2.02 ERA and a .222 batting average against in 2008. He began his professional career in the Pioneer Rookie League, but was limited to just 31 innings in his professional debut due to a heavy college workload. Redding spent 2009 with the Loons in LoA and led the Midwest League in wins with 16 and logged 133 innings while posting a respectable FIP of 3.70. In 2010 Redding moved up to the California League, but unfortunately the results were pretty ugly. Despite proving to be a workhorse yet again with 144 innings pitched, Redding’s numbers declined in every category. Probably his worst stat in 2010 was his strikeout rate, which dipped to a K/9 of just 5.38. 2011 provided Redding with a fresh start, however, and armed with a new pitch Jon Michael was able to find redemption in his second go around in the California League. In my post season review I crowned Redding the Pitching MVP of the Quakes, and he showed massive improvement as he lowered his ERA by almost 2 runs while increasing his K/9 by more than 3. Always considered a workhorse, Redding logged 137.2 innings along with a team high 130 punchouts, and batters hit a career low .250 against him. He even had one game in July during which he struck out a career high 14 batters. In a quote after that stellar game, Redding said “Tonight, I definitely spotted the fastball and used my cutter. I don't think I threw one changeup. I used my curve ball effectively, but my cutter was definitely my out pitch. I put my pitches in spots where they couldn't do much damage.” Here is a video of him pitching last season. In terms of his stuff, as you can tell from his quote Redding has a plethora of pitches. His fastball sits in the low 90’s fastball and his cutter is his new pitch which has basically replaced his slider. Given his experience Redding will surely move up to AA in 2012 where he’ll try and build upon his 2011 success. I still see him as a back of the rotation guy who could eventually make his way into the big leagues.
Why #48: At one point Baseball America saw Redding as a #3 starter, but as of now I’d consider his career a success if he made it the show as a spot starter. He has solid tools and has the ceiling of a guy who could fill out the back end of big league rotation, but at the same time he doesn’t really stand out as someone who is going to ever really break out and take it to that next level.
47. Pedro Baez, 3B (32 games in AA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/22/07
6’2”, 195 lbs, 24 years old, bats right handed
.210 average, .659 OPS, 2 HR’s, 15 RBI’s, 1 SB
Pre 2011 Rank: 23; Pre 2010 Rank: 12; Pre 2009 Rank: 11
Despite a lackluster season in 2010, the TBLA community had high hopes for Pedro Baez heading into 2011. Most of this was fueled by our very own Phil Gurnee, who watched Baez take infield drills and batting practice during the Dodgers January 2011 winter development program and said he was the most impressive prospect he saw that day. Unfortunately Pedro never got a chance to prove Phil right because his 2011 season ended in early May after he injured his non-throwing shoulder while diving for a ball. In addition, up until that point Baez had done nothing to impress as he was hitting just .210 for the Lookouts at the time of his injury. After the season I asked about Baez in a Baseball America chat, specially mentioning a possible move to the mound. Jim Shonerd’s response was “As far as his performance goes, Baez is just a really streaky hitter. He's got plus power and is an outstanding defender with a cannon arm, but he goes through stretches where he gets out of rhythm and swings through everything. And yes, one Dodgers exec did in fact mention the possibility of putting him on the mound. Not saying it's going to happen soon, but it's something to keep in mind.” We all know that he Baez has a great arm which is why we always talk about him as a potential pitcher, with his throws across the infield being clocked at 94 mph. His career fielding % at 3rd base is just .916, however, so I’m not sure I agree with Shonerd in that he’s a plus defender. Also he is a great fastball hitter, but he has a lot of trouble against off-speed pitches so with his offensive struggles over the past two years it might be time to move him to the mound. Still just 24 years old, he could probably make the conversion over the next year and be ready to help the big league club by 2013 if he catches on quickly enough. If he stays at 3rd base, however, I think he’ll continue to be over matched against the more advanced pitchers in the upper minor leagues who will continue to exploit his weaknesses. It will be interesting to see where he is when spring training starts.
Why #47: Baez continues to fall in my rankings because of his injuries and lack of success, but he’s still a top 50 guy because of his power potential and his outstanding arm that could warrant a move to the mound. He’s a true wildcard, and where he ends up in spring training will tell us a lot about his future.
46. Cole St. Clair, LHP (50.1 IP in AA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2008, 7th round
6’5”, 225 lbs, 25.5 years old
1-5, 3.04 ERA, 1.11 WHIP, 2.58 FIP, 8.23 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 46; Pre 2010 Rank: 29; Pre 2009 Rank: 20
After a very successful college career at Rice University, the Dodgers selected Cole St. Clair in the 7th round of the 2008 draft. After he was drafted, Logan White called St. Clair the “sleeper” of the draft and predicted that he would move quickly through the system. That has proven to be true so far, especially after Cole had a very impressive season in 2011 for the Lookouts. While he was overshadowed by several of his teammates, the big lefthander started off the year on fire allowing just 2 earned runs through the month of June for a sparkling 0.76 ERA. Even though he tired a bit down the stretch he still finished the year with solid numbers and finished the season with the 3rd best FIP of all Dodgers minor leaguers (min 50 IP) thanks to a strong strike to walk ratio and the fact that he only allowed 1 home run in 2011. In terms of his stuff, Cole isn’t going to intimidate anyone with his velocity, but instead uses excellent pitch placement to get outs. His fastball sits in the high 80’s to low 90’s, and he has a solid curveball along with a changeup. His control is solid as he has walked just 3.3 batters per 9 innings for his minor league career vs. a K/9 of 9.5. After the season the Dodgers sent St. Clair to the Arizona Fall League, and while he struggled a bit with a 4.64 ERA it was a good experience for him to face the league’s top talent. Here he is warming up for the Salt River Rafters. Also, here is additional footage of him throwing during a 2011 spring training game. St. Clair will almost certainly spend 2012 in Albuquerque, but given the Dodgers lack of left handed relievers he’s probably higher on the Dodgers bullpen depth chart than most people realize. He’s not yet on the 40 man roster, but with a couple of injuries at the big league level Cole could find himself in Los Angeles at some point in 2012.
Why #46: St. Clair had a great season in 2011, but his ranking remained constant thanks to other emerging players and 2011 draftees. I have little doubt that he’ll eventually make it up to the big leagues, but his lack of velocity could get him exposed against top competition. Despite his 2011 success, I’m not sure that he’ll be any better than former Dodger minor leaguers Travis Schlichting or Jon Link.
45. Matt Magill, RHP (139.1 IP in HiA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2008, 31st round
6’3”, 190 lbs, 22.25 years old
11-5, 4.33 ERA, 1.49 WHIP, 3.95 FIP, 8.14 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 24; Pre 2010 Rank: 44; Pre 2009 Rank: 78
Matt Magill is from my wife’s hometown of Simi Valley and was picked by the Dodgers late in the 2008 draft due to his strong college commitment to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. At the time he only threw about 90 mph, but the Dodgers liked his plus slider and 6’3” frame. After a solid professional debut in the GCL, and a strong sophomore campaign in the Pioneer League, Magill had a breakout season in 2010 with the Loons. He lead all of minor league baseball with a batting average against of just .194, while his 3.28 ERA, 1.10 WHIP, and 9.6 K/9 all ranked among the Dodgers minor league leaders. Here he is throwing some warm-up pitches for Great Lakes. That brings up to 2011, which Matt spent in Rancho Cucamonga. He got off to a hot start for the Quakes by allowing just 4 total runs over his first 5 starts, but from there his season was a bit up and down. His ERA by month was 1.64 (April), 5.45 (May), 3.94 (June), 2.36 (July), 7.15 (Aug), and 9.82 (Sept), and overall saw his batting average against jump to .280. He did throw a team high 139.1 innings, however, and had couple of high strikeout games including back to back starts during which he collected 10 and 12 K's respectively. In terms of his stuff, last year there were reports that he was hitting 94 mph with his fastball in the Midwest League, but when I watched him in person this year the radar gun at the Epicenter had him sitting in the mid 80’s with his fastball. He did flash solid secondary stuff including his aforementioned slider, but overall I came away unimpressed with this stuff and can see why scouts think his stuff will get exposed against more advanced hitters. He is still just 22, however, so he still has time to improve his game and make adjustments of his own. In 2012 Magill should move up to AA where he’ll being his true test.
Why #45: As mentioned above I wasn’t very impressed with Magill in person, so that caused him fall in my rankings this year. He’s still quite young and could turn out to be a back of the rotation starter at the big league level, although he’ll need to conquer AA first.
44. Javier Solano, RHP (32.2 IP in AA, 44 IP in HiA in 2011)
Signed by Dodgers 1/18/08
6’0”, 177 lbs, 22 years old
3-3, 3.64 ERA, 1.42 WHIP, 2.98 FIP, 8.45 K/9
Pre 2011 Rank: 28; Pre 2010 Rank: 111; Pre 2009 Rank: 139
The Dodgers purchased Javier Solano's rights from the Mexican League's Monterrey Sultans before the 2008 season for $250,000. According to Baseball America at the time of his signing, they said that “Solano's two best pitches are an 89-93 mph fastball that sits around 91 and a plus 75-78 mph curveball. He also has some feel for a changeup and uses a slider as his fourth offering.” Assistant GM De Jon Watson also chimed in with some comments when Solano signed, saying that he's thrown "exceptionally well" and is "very advanced for a 17-year-old, with an above-average fastball and curveball.” While those scouting reports are about 4 years old, I did get some updated information on Solano in 2010 from Charlie Hough who said “Javier Solano has a low 90’s fastball, and also has a cutter, a curve, and a changeup. He will remain a reliever, and actually might be shorter than the 6’0" he is listed at.” Anyways, Solano started his professional career with a couple of middling seasons in the Pioneer League, but in 2010 he was promoted up to HiA and broke out in a big way. He posted a FIP of 2.39 and struck out about 10 batters per 9 innings, which earned him a promotion to AA in August despite being just 20 years old. Here is a quick video of him while with the 66ers in 2010. The Dodgers sent Javier back to the California League to start the 2011 season, and even though he recorded a 4.09 over 44 frames his FIP was much more impressive at 2.65 thanks to an outstanding strikeout to walk ratio. In July Solano earned a midseason promotion to AA for the second straight season, and just like in 2010 he got even better after reaching Chattanooga as he recording a 3.03 ERA with the Lookouts while allowing just 1 homer in 32.2 innings. Overall, Javier aka “Javy” aka “Ivan” has good stuff and has made great progress given his age, but I still have questions about his physical makeup. As mentioned above he is actually shorter than 6 feet tall, and there have been concerns about his ability to stay in shape. In addition, Solano struggled a bit in the Mexican Winter League this past off-season with a 4.57 ERA and 6 homers allowed in 41.1 frames. Given his age and pure stuff, however, I do think that Solano will eventually make it up to the big leagues as a middle reliever. His ceiling isn’t all that high, but could still bring some value to the big league club. In 2012 Solano will almost certainly start the season in AA, and he’ll probably remain in Chattanooga all year long.
Why #44: My biggest concern about Solano is his stout stature, and to be honest I’m not sure how he generates his velocity. Despite his great FIP in 2011, Javier was quite hittable and allowed a .309 batting average against while in Rancho. That said he is still so young and basically has a year of experience at AA with a lot of success, so I think he has the ceiling of a big league middle reliever
43. Austin Gallagher, 1B (111 games in HiA in 2010)
Drafted by Dodgers 2007, 3rd round
6’5”, 210 lbs, 23.25 years old, bats left handed
.292 average, .838 OPS, 13 HR’s, 62 RBI’s, 0 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 35; Pre 2010 Rank: 19; Pre 2009 Rank: 7
It’s pretty rare for a minor league player to spend 4 full seasons in class A ball before their 23rd birthday, but that is exactly what we have in Austin Gallagher. The big 6’5” first baseman made his professional debut in the Pioneer League, and since then has played 3 seasons in the California League and 1 season in the Midwest League. In his 3 seasons in HiA Gallagher has been amazingly consistent, hitting .293 in 2008, .291 in 2010, and .292 in 2011. 2011 was definitely his best season of the bunch, however, since he finally showed some power with a career high 13 homers and also had great plate disciple as he walked almost as much as he struck out. This video is from 2010, but it probably gives you the best look at his swing. In addition, his defense showed improvement this past season as he posted a career best .992 fielding percentage. At the end of the day Gallagher is definitely not the player I once thought he was when I ranked him as the Dodgers #7 prospect in 2009, but I also don’t think he should be written off just yet. He’s still just 23 years old and is finally showing signs of breaking out, so hopefully he’s turning the corner will continue to show improvement. In 2012 Austin should finally get his first taste of AA and despite his experience he’ll still be one of the younger players in the league. A good season for the Lookouts could really get him back on the Dodger prospect radar.
Why #43: Gallagher had by far his best season to date, but he still hasn’t shown that breakout potential to make me believe he could turn into a big league first baseman. His hitting splits show that he is much better against right handed pitchers (.306 average in 2011 and all 13 of him homers came against righties), which means that even if he doesn’t make it as a starter, he could possibly be a left handed bat off the bench. He’s still young and could surprise us all in AA next season.
42. Brian Cavazos-Galvez, 1B/OF (116 games in AA in 2011)
Drafted by Dodgers 2009, 12th round
6’0”, 215 lbs, 24.75 years old, bats right handed
.277 average, .781 OPS, 14 HR’s, 61 RBI’s, 13 SB’s
Pre 2011 Rank: 26; Pre 2010 Rank: 34; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
As most people know by now, Brian Cavazos-Galvez is the son of a former Dodger minor leaguer who actually conceived Brian while he was playing AAA ball in Albuquerque for the Dodger affiliate then called the Dukes. While the two lost contact, Brian grew up in New Mexico and played his college ball there before being selected by the Dodgers in the 12th round of the 2009 draft. BCG started his professional career with the Ogden Raptors and destroyed the Pioneer League in 2009, earning league MVP honors and leading the league in runs, hits, doubles, HR’s, and total bases. In 2010 he got off to a slow start for the Loons, but he really turned things around in the 2nd half of the season which is when he smacked 14 of his 16 homers, recorded a 1.043 OPS, and hit .375. The Dodgers promoted BCG up to AA in 2011, and he again got off to a slow start with just 4 homers through the month of June. He finished with a flurry, however, and connected on 7 bombs over his final 30 games while posting a .969 OPS. His stolen base numbers were way down from last year proving that he was simply taking advantage of the younger competition in the Midwest League, and he continued to walk at an extremely low rate. Brian also lost some value because he moved from the outfield to 1st base during the season, although scouts don’t really see a true defensive home for him anywhere. After the season Cavazos-Galvez was scheduled to participate in the instruction leagues, but he ended up playing in the AFL because Alex Castellanos suffered an oblique injury and needed to be replaced. In 2012 BCG will probably return to AA, but if he ends up making it to Albuquerque it will be a big deal because that is where he grew up and went to college. When he eventually does make it to AAA, that will probably be the highlight of his professional career because I just don’t see him making it to the big leagues given his lack of defensive abilities and relatively mediocre offensive abilities.
Why #42: I’ve never been a big fan of BCG, and while he has a good bat I just don’t think he can be a big league player given his lack of defensive position. Given that he’s already had a decent amount of success at AA, however, he’s closer to the big leagues then a lot of other players and could eventually get a chance in Los Angeles.
41. Ryan Tucker, RHP (68.1 IP in AAA, 5 IP in Majors in 2011)
Signed as a minor league free agent in Dec 2011
6’1”, 200 lbs, 25.25 years old
3-5, 5.40 ERA, 1.61 WHIP, 3.77 FIP, 8.43 K/9 (minor league stats only)
Pre 2011 Rank: N/A; Pre 2010 Rank: N/A; Pre 2009 Rank: N/A
I’ve been following Ryan Tucker’s career for a long time because he played his high school ball at Temple City High School, which is in the same league as my alma mater San Marino. I just missed playing against Tucker when I was in high school, but my younger brother actually faced him several times and said he was a very tough pitcher. Ryan ended up getting drafted in the 1st round of the 2005 draft by the Marlins, and ranked as Florida’s #3 prospect prior to the 2008 season (according to Baseball America). In fact, as recently as 2010 Tucker was ranked as the Marlins #6 prospect, but after a rough 2010 season he was actually placed on waivers by Florida and was picked up by Texas for 2011. Tucker spent most of 2011 with the Texas’ AAA affiliate in Round Rock, and even though he had another subpar season he did throw 5 innings for the Rangers this past season. Ryan was a free agent when the season ended, however, and signed with the Dodgers as a 2012 spring training invitee. He barely qualifies for this list because he has 42 innings of big league experience, although his major league ERA is an ugly 8.14. In terms of his stuff, Tucker was able to hit 97 mph with this fastball in the past and has a late breaking slider. He was working on a curveball and a cutter back in 2010, but I’m not sure if those pitches are still in his repertoire. It seems unlikely that Tucker will start the year with the Dodgers in 2012, but I do think he’ll make his way to the Los Angeles at some point next season. He’s still just 25 years old and has a very strong fastball, so given that the bullpen rarely stays healthy for an entire season I think he’ll eventually play for the Dodgers. Hopefully he is able to impress for his hometown fans.
Why #41: Once a top prospect, I’ve been surprised at Tucker’s minor league struggles over the past few seasons. He had attitude issues when he was younger, but hopefully he’s outgrown that now that he’s matured. He still processes a strong fastball and has good secondary stuff and I really think he can help the Dodgers bullpen at some point in 2012.
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I remember when I thought BCG was a really promising prospect
oh the halcyon days of youth!
(Thanks as always for these)
underdog - February 9, 2012
This group is the “Oh, I forgot about that guy” edition. I could see St. Clair being useful someday in the bullpen, perhaps even this year.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Some day Russell Mitchell will shake his fist at this ranking. AJ Ellis remembers what it was like. Now he’s a starting catcher.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
“Now” meaning Feb. 9th.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
BCG
His professional history has been to begin a season slowly, seemingly make adjustments, then finish strong. He didn’t embarrass himself in the Arizona Fall League this year – he hit OK. If he could develop more discipline at the plate (ie – learn to take a walk at least once every few games), seems like he might be a viable AL DH candidate down the road.
latenite - February 9, 2012
Baez
I’ve been a proponent of moving Baez to the mound for a while, but I can see why they don’t. We have a lot of nothing at 3B and if the guy could put together a good season, he could skyrocket up the ladder for us. Give him every opportunity to fail at 3B and if all else fails he could possibly be a relief pitcher.
OB12 - February 9, 2012
GScott suggested catcher many moons ago.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
I could see that, but we at least have some signs of life at catcher. We literally have nothing at 3B.
OB12 - February 9, 2012
I think he’s been given the opportunity at 3B. Problem was never his defense.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Yeah from what I recall he has a great arm, good defense but especially his arm
and his bat has just been crap. Thus the idea of moving to pitcher Jansen style. But seems like they would’ve tried that by now if they thought it had merit. Oh well.
underdog - February 9, 2012
Softball
Jon with some funny softball related thoughts at his most recent DT post. I especially like the sunscreen comment. :)
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
These kinds of things without links are just rude.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
I figured most people know Jon’s site. If not, colour me rude. :)
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Knowing the site and having the direct link to the relevant post are horses of different colors.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
http://www.dodgerthoughts.com/2012/02/09/its-time-for-more-softball-and-les-nessman/
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
if the post was buried I would’ve direct linked it. Yes, that’s lazy – but it is easy to find.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Matt Kemp workout routine, makes me tired just watching it
on ESPN today
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=7557608&categoryid=2378529
underdog - February 9, 2012
Recap: Maddz loved it. Gary thought it was cool. Joe said sorry.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
also dee gordon can be seen in the video
nolander - February 9, 2012
I thought that was an urban myth about Three Men and a Baby?
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Dee is missing his own Guy Who Carries Him Up the Stairs
RoBar
underdog - February 9, 2012
It really is
because he’s not trying to get super swole in the chest, just totally leaned out.
also, he’s really flexible.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
A gauntlet tossed by Jon Weisman
TBLA’ers come out to play.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Which team are you playing for? Or are you doing the announcing?
underdog - February 9, 2012
Actually
I have stuff to do in the morning (last stop is downtown LA) so I won’t get out there if at all until probably during the last regularly scheduled TBLA game. I will probably hang out and watch the DT team game at 2 and then head back home. No playing or announcing for me.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Bring some ice packs and tylenol for our coach.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
seems like ive seen you post here way more then over at DT.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
We all remember our first Dodger
blog.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I think my first one was
DodgerDugout
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
Phil Spencer right? Spendodger?
kinbote - February 9, 2012
no way, so was mine….. still do from time to time… that shoutbox is pretty cool I think…. Whats was your name on there?
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
IIRC
I think my DodgerDugout handle was DodgerBlueBleeder or DodgerBlueBlood… or something along those lines. It had to be back in 2002, I think.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
I went from ESPN message boards in the early 00’s, to then Dodgerdugout years ago, to then DT, and now here….
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
Where’s next? j/k lol
kinbote - February 9, 2012
haha funny… I dont know man, pretty sure ive reached the mountain top of Dodger blogging. It started off rough, like DT did, but ive gotten pretty comfortable here now lol.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
like an old marriage, Chris you don’t even try anymore
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Fire Ned Colletti Now.
Back in the days of prospect profiles and such.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
Don't forget
Fire Jim Tracy. That was a fun one. Where is Steve nowadays
mleadman - February 9, 2012
Never knew about FJT.
I started reading FNCN regularly in early 2009, though i had seen some stuff from there in 2008.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
In The Beginning
There was Dodger Thoughts. I even got quoted in the Sports Illustrated end of the year bonanza issue in font 248 from our infamous 4+1 chat at DT. I may bring my 2 copies of the magazine along with my 100 Things book for coach J to sign.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
For a time I frequented the dodgers.com discussion forums. Yeesh.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
haha no way, that is pretty bad.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
not as bad
as ESPN.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
So did i.
BigBadJon51, i was. Giants fans had so much fun with my account name.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
I haven't been on there regularly since 2007
I do remember iSkeptic always making fun of Ethier and trolling everyone with like 200 accounts by that time.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
YES.
And guess what, he was still there when i started, in 2008-2009, and a bit in 2010 too. I think he’s stopped though.
“tee hee hee bigelow tea” or whatever he said.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
4+1 game
Being there to see it, my one regret was not being online to comment on it (yes, thinks like apps and smarter phones were years away).
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I went to sleep when the Padres went up early and missed the rest of the game
mleadman - February 9, 2012
I did too, then
My morning newspaper said, “Dodgers hit four home runs in 9th inning [I got excited] to tie game.” I switched on ESPN to see final score.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
It was at the first or second DT day at Dodger Stadium when I was first shown DT on an iPhone and was fascinated.
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
It was the day we met with McCourt
and Branch Rickey was the one who had the phone. Greg Brock soon bought the phone as did Eric Stephen.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Statue to the Fans. Yucch.
berkowit28 - February 9, 2012
I am still torn
cue 60’s love song
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I did a double-take when I looked at our DT roster and saw your name. I had an incredibly misguided preconception of your identity.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
ha ha
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
please tell me this was in response to Xeifrank and please tell me that this means that Xeifrank is a chick
Maddz - February 9, 2012
it is...
but it has nothing to do with gender.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
dammit.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
It was Xeifrank and in my case it was because I thought he was Asian so I missed him at the first blogger night because I had type cast him based on his knowledge of the Eastern Rim.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Yeah, I’m about as arian as they get. Not that that is a bad thing.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
I just hope that means you can hit home runs over the fence.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
I’m Jon’s age, so mostly gap power. :)
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
EXACTAMUNDO!
“Kuo = Guo”, “Xei”, and I know a handful of Chinese guys named Frank. I saw the roster, and it blew my mind. I guess it shows that despite all the Law & Order re-runs I watch, I’d be a shitty detective.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
My wife is Chinese (from China). Dave calls me a Chinafile. Which I’d rather be than a porn-afile.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Had me fooled too.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
I believe the actual term would be a Sinophile, which sounds like something they would sell at Office Depot or something.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
The only time i've ever heard that before
Was in the song “Captain Jack Sparrow” from the Lonely Island’s new cd, lol.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
from the late latin for Chinese
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Sinophile would be the term I used.
David Young - February 9, 2012
the part of ones tookus that is furthest from the sunset
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Bet you I could take Mary.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I’m gonna cupcheck Matt Worland
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Then we should chest bump and grab our crotches while screaming “Nyaaaaaah”
Maddz - February 9, 2012
TBLA ain’t nothing to fuck with
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
The Smash Sisters
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012 via iPhone app
I see reg mixed it up with Macciello on Twitter
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Are you the reason why I watched some of RW/RR challenge today at lunch?
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Did you enjoy it?
During last week’s episode, I turned to my wife and said “I think we’re too old to watch this crap anymore”
Michael White - February 9, 2012
I watched a little at lunch today. Some questions:
1. Is Emily the one that used to be superpretty? She’s now all bodybuildered up.
2. What is up with Wes? Is he like tattoo man?
3. Who can’t spell “auditorium?” Someone put a “t” as the third letter.
I think MTV has created a new subspecies of human being with these people.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
1) I think you’re thinking of a different Emily.
2) I don’t think those are real. I think he used crayons or markers.
3) To be fair, they were hanging upside down over a 30 foot drop into a lake. That tends to mess with your mind.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Thank you. It’s almost like watching Shame and Dignity themselves die in front of your eyes.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
For a guy with access to 10 billion dollars he spends a lot of time claiming he has access to 10 billion dollars.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
you stole my mind
Money don’t talk, money walks
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Macciello is also posting on Chad’s website
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Lighting fire to bridges
is what his interview on the radio was doing. Not saying he burned down those bridges, but he was atleast getting pretty close to doing so.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Basically everything he has done in the past few weeks would make Bud Selig NOT want him to be an owner.
If he even had the money to do so.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
go away tool
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
When I attempt to spend more than a billion dollars on something, I prefer to make assumptions like ‘not hearing from the seller is a good thing.’
Nolij - February 9, 2012
Just caught up with that. Good stuff.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Poser
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
that looks like the “i had a cookie for you but I ate it cat”
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Are you accusing the Internet of recycling memes?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012 via iPhone app
i would never do that
i just love that meme
Maddz - February 9, 2012
koufax is trying to play fetch with gary right now, while gary is attempting to play call of duty. koufax is hilarious
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Is this Gary's new job?
mleadman - February 9, 2012
apparently
Maddz - February 9, 2012
and koufax found a DIFFERENT mouse
and brought it to gary. gary threw it…and came back with a completely different mouse.
we really need to clean this apartment.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Does Gary have any other COD game except Black Ops?
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Don’t think so.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
lame
Black Ops is fun, just not as much as Modern Warfare 2.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
which is not nearly as fun as Modern Warfare
nolander - February 9, 2012
It's too old for me to want to play online anymore
MW2 still has awesome maps and it’s super fun to play, while MW3 has a couple good maps and nowhere to snipe which was one of my favorite activities :(
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
he apparently has MW
/shrug
Maddz - February 9, 2012
damn
Though I could probly get it for like 5 bucks now.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
not sure which number. he just fell asleep or i’d ask him.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Ahh
Mid-afternoon naps… I’m jealous.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
Does Gary have OCD?
kinbote - February 9, 2012
It is precious
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012 via iPhone app
Are lolcats still a thing? Like, does icanhascheezburger still get a ton of hits every day?
Nolij - February 9, 2012
yup!
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I’ve been out of the loop since the lolrus achieved the perfection that could never be topped.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
This is why I root for him so much
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Any guesses as to the AA rotation this year?
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Hmmm
Withrow
Webster
E. Martin/Lee/Gould/Sanchez
Redding
Magill
I think Eovaldi goes to AAA for one. For another, I think one of the four in the 3rd spot will get a shot at the AA rotation, either Martin going back to the rotation, or Lee/Gould/Sanchez getting an early shot at AA to see how they handle it.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Derek Lowe, Kerry Wood…
Nolij - February 9, 2012
i went there too.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
soooo your wife and Matt Magill are cops??
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
I really must have missed the part where everyone from Simi Valley are cops, lol.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Rodney King era reference.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
All you old people have such vast knowledge bases :P
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Accumulation of useless information.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
watch out for that tree
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Man, Cuevas looked BAD in that at bat.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
even his hit he got jammed by an average fastball
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
I know i noticed that too
he might have ranked a little higher had I not watched that
Brandon Lennox - February 9, 2012
SSS and all, guys get fooled sometimes, but that pitcher wasn’t much yet he made Cuevas look like a DT softball player.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
I’m waiting for Phil to put up a Dodger Bobbles preview post. We have to play a team of homeboys and you get to play Dodger Bobbles? Who did Phil sleep with to pull that shit off?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
in my dreams the Dodger bobbles are a team of bra-less bikini models in tight white dodger t-shirts
we lose 15 to 0
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
/Chick pitches
/HJ stares at rack, dumbfounded, called strike three
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
then except josie and i to win the shit out of that game for you
because if i wanted to see boobs i would just go in front of a mirror. BORRRRING
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I plan on wearing short shorts and stretching like all the time
/usemyassets
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
funny, that was
my plan too!
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I guess I have to find a vneck tshirt somewhere.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Rosie O’Donnel taught me this is how you get taken seriously as a female ballplayer
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I don't think you should be allowed to sing the Anthem
in that case
nolander - February 9, 2012
or is that Roseanne
yes, yes it is
nolander - February 9, 2012
There were some very hittable girls in the movie but Rosie was not one of them.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
the meercat needs a pair of these
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
If you can't hit her you must have poor aim
nolander - February 9, 2012
Wouldn’t that be Team Kardashian?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
and the sprinklers come on at 08:22
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
It would be all kinds of awesome if
http://www.dodgerbobble.com/
the owner of the blog Mr. Bobble fielded a team of Dodger Bobbleheads
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
What if he fields a team of Dodgers who’ve been immortalized with bobbleheads?
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
Seattle Mariners
Pitchers and catchers report to spring training in two days (Feb. 11) due to early start in Japan this year.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
they will need the early practice
delias man - February 9, 2012
So
Is Oswalt going to do the old skip-spring-training ruse by signing late? I’d probably do it if I were a pitcher.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
I would do that with any job I could if I were independently wealthy. It’s essentially what I’m doing with the softball tournament.
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
It’s good to be the king.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
I predict 2 players from this group have a positive career WAR
St. Clair
Magill (for another team)
BFDC - February 9, 2012
I’m with you on Magill. He had a great age 20 year and last year wasn’t nearly as good but it wasn’t a steep dropoff. He’s still young enough to progress one year at a time and still be on line for the majors.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
stuff is stuff he’ll be Steve Johnson, he’s not going anywhere
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
meercat’d
kinbote - February 9, 2012
hey, Johnson might have a shot to get into positive WAR territory as soon as this year.
BFDC - February 9, 2012
or further into negative WAR
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Because I refuse to post in the dead thread
Here is a relevant replay to the “erection more than four hours” comment in there: a poem.
For the Man with the Erection Lasting More than Four Hours
BY JOHN HODGEN
He’s supposed to call his doctor, but for now he’s the May King with his own maypole.
He’s hallelujah. He’s glory hole. The world has more women than he can shake a stick
at. The world is his brickbat, no conscience to prick at, all of us Germans he can ich
liebe dich at. He’s Dick and Jane. He’s Citizen Kane. He’s Bob Dole.
He’s Peter the Great. He’s a tsar. He’s a clown car with an extra car.
Funiculì, Funiculà. He’s an organ donor. He works pro boner. He’s folderol.
He’s fiddlesticks. He’s the light left on at Motel 6. He’s free-for-alls.
He’s Viagra Falls. He’s bangers and mash. He’s balderdash. He’s a wanker.
He’s got his own anchor. He’s whack-a-doodle. King Canoodle. He’s a pirate, Long John
Silver, walking his own plank. He has science to thank. He’s in like Flynn. He’s Gunga Din,
holding his breath, cock of the walk through the valley of the shadow of death. He’s Icarus,
hickory dickerous, the mouse run up the clock. He’s shock and awe. He’s Arkansas.
He’s the package, the deal, the Good Housekeeping Seal. He’s Johnson & Johnson.
He’s a god now, the talk of the town. He’s got no place to go but down.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
thank you for this
you have thus destroyed your dream forever
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Boy this guy is a good poet.
Here’s another from him that you guys might like. John Hodgen is the poet’s name. I wonder if his father ever said “bitch of a jackass.”
My Father Swearing
Bitch, he’d say, always, when he could not work the wood his way,
bitch, as if there were a goddess of all his troubles, grinning,
a woman at the wellspring who skewed the nail, split the joist,
drove his hefted hopes deep into the ground,
bitch, his woe, his wound, his eldest curse.
And we would gather, hidden, my brothers and I,
huddled like shepherds by the door to the shed
to hearken to the litany surely to follow, the dam that would burst,
his power and rage, hammer and tongue.
Bastard then, predictably, and a marriage was made,
like an Adam come lately to a paradise of swearing,
the bitch and the bastard driven out of the garden
to bedevil him further, to beat the bejesus,
like a two-headed god, both mouths washed out with soap,
come to witness, come to share in the blame.
Then son of a bitch, and it all became clear,
a family, procreation, the Gilgamesh epic,
a new generation gathered against him,
and we were the children and he was the father
as he battered the wood, the precision gone out,
gone into the word, the word become flesh.
Then, always, incarnate, the rhythm established,
a flurry, a billingsgate of bitch of a bitch,
and bitch of a bastard, and son of a bitch of a bitch
of a bastard. There structure was born,
prepositional phrases, like blue Chinese lanterns hung out
beneath the moon, this swearing to God, this awful begatting.
We broke at that point, skedaddled, running off to the lilacs,
covering our mouths for fear we’d be heard,
to say in that darkness what was forbidden in the light,
a language mixed with laughter lifting up between the trees,
a forefathers’ song, the words that made the world.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
bitchin’ poem
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
tl;dr
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
in which we finally learn the truth and coverup regarding the alleged icy staircase.
David Young - February 9, 2012
There is only one weak spot in this po-em
Whaaa?
David Young - February 9, 2012
No one talking about Gallagher huh
what do you think Phil…i know he’s one of your favorites. too high or too low on this list?
Brandon Lennox - February 9, 2012
Too high IMO. If he can only play 1B, how will he ever make the bigs?
BFDC - February 9, 2012
And hit singles.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
You didn’t provide us with plastic covering for protection so we didn’t bring him up.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Is this a dick joke or a Gallagher joke?
BFDC - February 9, 2012
I report
you decide
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
could be a Dexter joke
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
it always comes back to shoes
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I have never seen a minute of Dexter.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
first season and then bail
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Bail, then bail.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
hay now
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
well, what does it taste like?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
soapy
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I got nothin’ I am willing to write down here
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I was buying perfume today
apparently if you taste it and it tastes soapy, it is not agreeable with your body chemistry
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I got nothin’ I am willing to write down here
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
interesting
delias man - February 9, 2012
do you just spray it in your mouth, or lick you wrist?
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I should have edited this
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
almost relevant
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
now going to sleep mode
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I got nothin’ I am willing to write down here
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
that’s a good question. i didn’t do that. i just sprayed my wrist and made gary smell it. boyfriend approved!
Maddz - February 9, 2012
just tasted mine, tasted like a high concentration of alcohol
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Mine tasted like gasoline. Then I remembered, I’m not wearing any perfume.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
I like the hint of perfume
but not enough to feel a tidal wave of it coming at you
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
If your perfume makes my allergies act up
you are wearing too much
nolander - February 9, 2012
To be fair, she probably shouldn’t have been wearing Pollen, the new scent from Calvin Klein.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
I hear fennel pollen is the “it” spice.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
It is the greatest
on a nice roast pork, very tasty.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
are you coming to the softball game?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
no
but I plan to make a TBLA Night this year.
kinbote - February 9, 2012
too bad – have fennel pollen
rich with it right now
loves me the fennel, one of the all time greats of the veggie kingdom
my favorite veg is brussel sprouts, oh how I love me the brussel sprouts
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
YES
I like it when it pulls me in, like a whisper instead of making me recoil like a shout
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
It's really bad phrasing to ask this question when the thing you're responding to
mentions dick
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
if by “bad” you mean uncomfortably funny, then yes it was terrible phrasing
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
ivdown, not wanting the “you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?” response.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Yes
(I think I did that right.)
kinbote - February 9, 2012
I’m pretty sure it wasn’t an Oasis joke though.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
I think he should retire and stop wasting his and our time
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Hmm
no SW comments today, maybe he stayed home, watched his Sharp TV with some Chili Dogs and Arnold Palmers
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
And new raise and new barber. (Why do I know this?)
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Because you spend too much time on TBLABook
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
the truth hurts
kinbote - February 9, 2012
Ah
yes, maybe his barber with all Enzo on him.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I’m guessing he got an infection from the new razor his head wasn’t used to, and had to stay home today.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
for someone who works hard at keeping his identity
secret, he says a lot of personal things.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I’m here. :)
Didn’t realize I didn’t comment. Not much big news except for the fact that I asked a girl for her number and she said no….LOL.
silverwidow - February 9, 2012
i like the solid effort though
delias man - February 9, 2012
That’s OK. You were probably allergic to her perfume anyway.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
keep asking, the “No’s” make good stories and the “yes’s” make good times
The sooner you realize that you don’t die when told “no”, the better the rest of your life will be
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
baseball players are paid good money to go 3 for 10
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
attagirl.
you was raised right
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I said that in the office on Monday or Tuesday
my coworker was like “Really???”
It’s odd when you talk to people who don’t know stuff like that.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
I’m glad you said it like this, and not “players who fail seven times out of 10 make the Hall of Fame” so we could nitpick about what a horrible OBP that would be :)
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
But what’s his FWARCS?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Fucking Wins Above Replacement Cock Suckers?
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
One night after a bar with my friends
We went to In and Out around 2 am. It was super packed, and I saw these two girls sitting at a booth with a couple chairs open. My friends dare me to go over, sit down, and ask them for the seats.
I get told I can have the chairs but not the seats. I wonder if I should have been offended, haha.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Just don’t be that drunk guy that hits on every girl at the club. Then you make for a good story for other people.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
well, not every night
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
You don’t want to get that #creep brand on your forehead.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
you probably didnt ask for it bad boy enough.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
“gimme your number, we’ll go out”
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
he should give her a slurpee in a big gulp cup with his number attacthed
he won’t need to say anything.
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
“The next time there is a five for $5 sale on chili dogs I need your number because I have two dogs with your name on them.”
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
“would you like to try my slurpee?
delias man - February 9, 2012
taste like perfume
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
“Want to go to the newsstand and read something with me?”
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Problem was that he was watching some Uptown Girl who actually bought a magazine and thought she might want to slum it with him.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
"do you have any TVs you are throwing out?"
delias man - February 9, 2012
she didnt say sorry, but im seeing someone? or I have a boyfriend? It was just a no?? atleast she didnt lie then.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
“Dude, is that a chili strain on your trousers or are you just happy to see me”
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Get this
She was all like, “are you…nevermind…” I think she wanted to know if I was single but stopped short of asking. I said yes, which led to the number question. REJECTION.
silverwidow - February 9, 2012
"Are you...
…done with that report I needed 20 minutes ago?"
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
"Are you...
…done with the half and half?"
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
"Are you...
…going to finish that burger?"
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
"Are you...
…Cory Wade?"
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
what did she look like?
delias man - February 9, 2012
This thread is effing hilarious, btw. Makes my day.
She was a really cute blonde, early 20’s. Told me she was taking the Greyhound to Sacramento today, for reasons I didn’t quite hear. And that’s that.
silverwidow - February 9, 2012
Bitch rides the bus to some cow town and had the audacity to say no
damn, you must have really worked your game on her
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
hmmm
delias man - February 9, 2012
exactly
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Ain’t no good reason to take the bus to Sacramento. You dodged a bullet.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
There is a really cool train museum
delias man - February 9, 2012
the Rivercats are a team
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
i dont like minor league ball
delias man - February 9, 2012
John Sickels should slap you.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
I’d rather take a train to see a bus museum.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
you just want to be contrarian
delias man - February 9, 2012
I went there in the 4th grade
I had a good time
nolander - February 9, 2012
Me too
4th grade.
Julio Nievas - February 9, 2012
bus to SAC = low self esteem
i would have been all over that
delias man - February 9, 2012
EXACTLY
I saw a golden oppo there.
silverwidow - February 9, 2012
like i said up there
solid effort.
delias man - February 9, 2012
Oh, look, she's coming up near me, time for me to not strike out
/Kidding,I’mTakenAndTooYoungForHer
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
plus
nevermind
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
You shouldv'e said
Take my greyhound and leave the driving to me
mleadman - February 9, 2012
Ladies and gentleman, the one, the only, Mr Marty Leadman!!!!
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
are you rich would of been my guess…. but they do like involved men too
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
"Are you...
…going to pay for that?"
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
“are you…russ mitchell?”
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
First time I asked my future wife out, she turned me down (gave me the “let’s be friends” line).
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
Mrs HJ when we was dating would often tell me she was busy when I would call to ask her out
that shit set the hook in hard
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
my only problem with continuing to work on a girl that already rejected you is, how do you know she didnt settle on you?? “Well, fuck it, nobody is asking me out, guess I’ll give this Jon guy a try, he has been trying really hard”
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
you need a sitcom
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I mean, a girl knows within the first 5 minutes right?? so why did it take longer then that?
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
on fire
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I didn’t keep working on her. For once, I played it (semi-)cool, and she called me three months later and asked me out.
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
that’s right
man played it
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
good move Jon… so weird how it works that way.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
Good to know that doesn't mean the end
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
the blue bus is calling us
driver where you taking us
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
weird scenes
inside the gold mine
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I am the Lizard King......
I can do anything.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
No one here
gets out alive
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Love me two times
I’m going away
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
one for tomorrow
and one just for today
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile eggshell mind
iiidown - February 9, 2012
Andalusia with fields full of grain
take me, Spanish caravan
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
killer on the road
his brain is squirming like a toad
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
not to touch the earth, not to see the sun
nothing left to do but run, run, run
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Bobby’s bus driver is Ms. Frizzle
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Climb on the Magic Schoolbus!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
better to try and fail
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
What line did you use?
I was always deathly afraid of approaching girls.
An old was visiting from Sacramento this past Tuesday, so naturally we head down to Hermosa Beach to drink for old time’s sake. This Australian girl working at the bar collecting email addresses for the mailing list struck up conversation with me on the patio. She said she needed someone to drive her home to Laurel Canyon because she was too drunk. She offered more booze and weed to continue the party. I just got engaged this year, so I told her to ask girls to take her home because local Hermosa guys are douchebags. Was she vaguely asking me to take her home? I doubt it, but either way I’ll never know.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
yes, she was asking
and that isn’t vague
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Haha
fbihop - February 9, 2012
So she could invite you in and have her huge drug addict BF rob you at gunpoint.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Exactly!
I’ve seen enough Law & Order.
ishXdavid - February 9, 2012
my co-worker
got a lip piercing after work yesterday, put the pic on twitter, everyone made fun of him, and he called in sick today
delias man - February 9, 2012
I felt so bad, I really thought that was a dyke in the photo!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
your comment was the best though
delias man - February 9, 2012
Well now I need to go to the archives.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
relevant
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
and also relevant
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Was anyone's first Dodger blog experience "Fire Jim Tracy?"
How I wish Steve hadn’t removed his archives from the Internet.
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
Fairly certain my first Dodger blog experience was Dodger Thoughts. I was on the Rob Neyer message boards on ESPN forever and I think found you through a link from there.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Mine was here. I have no idea how I found this place, though.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
my story has been told, it not need be repeated
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Cue Nolander
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
[inception.jpg]
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Mine was here too
A David Young fanpost on Chad Billingsley and the Verducci Effect got me started.
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
Therefore it's his fault!
Ivdown - February 9, 2012
How I tell them apart
the Bernoulli effect makes a curve ball break
the Verducci effect makes me roll my eyes
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Links in the sidebar from Yahoo articles brought me here.
Nolij - February 9, 2012
I found the texans sbnation blog first... but I have no recollection as to how
I think figured why not see if htey had a good ole dodger blog for me to spew my idiocy all over?
nolander - February 9, 2012
x
nolander - February 9, 2012
exactly how I found Dodger Thoughts. Right at the end of the Toaster
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Same here
read some of the other ones but I am sure I first joined DT during the can’t wait for the Jacksonville 5 to come up to LA period in August/September 2005.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
mine was Dodger Thoughts
because I saw you on TV advertising your book
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Hope Jon doesn’t mind signing book(s) this Saturday.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
I don’t mind signing, but I’d prefer selling :) I do have some spare copies lying around …
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
Okay, I will buy one to be rewarded to the MVP
of the tournament. As I will not be around to present it to said MVP, that will have be done by some worthy person who is still there watching the game. I ask Jon just to sign it without personalizing it.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
MVP will be the guy who is putting on the tournament!!!
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
well I was going to buy one, but now I just want to win tournament MVP
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
I think my first Dodger blog was Kamentzky
Who linked an article to DT. Then DT was my blog of choice. Made it to TBLA after I’d already been active on ClipsNation and realized that the only registration I needed for TBLA was clicking the “agree to terms” box.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Ross Porter steered me toward DT in the summer of 2004. My life has sucked ever since.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
I know the feeling. I sometimes picture the alt-universe in which I never heard of blogs.
JonWeisman - February 9, 2012
i think i started in DT in 2004 as well
Yay for the year of Beltre!
npurcell - February 9, 2012
NATE!
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
OMG OMG
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Hi Maddz! how's life?
npurcell - February 9, 2012
it's good!
and you?
Maddz - February 9, 2012
been busy
traveling a lot for work..and a lot of yahoo stattracking for fantasy basketball.
those two things have consumed my life.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
PURCELL!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
DUDE!
Tell us you will be in town when we all hit Spring Training.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Are you talkin’ to me?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Well, sure, you too.
But REPLY FAIL, that was supposed to be to Nate.
David Young - February 9, 2012
heh
I’ll be there …
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
with a love to see through
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
BIG TIME
Dodger Love!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
I think that was Steve Garvey’s line.
David Young - February 9, 2012
That’s my signal
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
cool, TBLA in Glendale, AZ. It will be epic.
David Young - February 9, 2012
2012 Spring Traning!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
I guess if I’m going to go, I better make a decision soon, huh?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
yes
G and I will be going from the 10th to the 18th
Maddz - February 9, 2012
The GF has spring break that week. Gonna try to go one of the weekends, maybe the first one since she doesn’t have class on Fridays.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I should be sometime
when are you guys all going? I’m going to Vegas for first week of NCAA Tourney. The rest of the time I should be in town.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
I will be there for a few days, beginning February 19 and ending April 1.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
that is a very broad range of dates.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
yeah
like every day
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
That fucker is covering the WHOLE DAMN THING!
I will be out Mar 15 – 19.
David Young - February 9, 2012
I will be fortunate to be there on fucking day
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
oh snap.
i’m missing jokes left and right.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
No joke
Eric really will cover every day of Spring Training.
David Young - February 9, 2012
sounds like too much work for me lol
npurcell - February 9, 2012
Too much drinking, you mean.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
sigh
i cant drink like i use to.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
Who can?
David Young - February 9, 2012
keep trying, it comes back
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I think I’m reaching my peak right now. Which is sad because its all downhill from here.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
" … cut my heel
had to cruise on
back home …"
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
well you can just check in and try to help out
along with tony Jax
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
We had a great time last year, both in the pressbox and on our informal microbrewery “tour.”
David Young - February 9, 2012
heh
lol
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
yoyoyoyoyoyo
npurcell - February 9, 2012
hey guys!
npurcell - February 9, 2012
I should lie and say mine was here, but I had 2 or 4 posts on Dodger .com. Man they suck the life out of you.
Grimjack - February 9, 2012
I think I got to FJT from your site. I believe I started reading Dodger Thoughts in 2003, though it may have been early 2004
mleadman - February 9, 2012
UFC
Nick Diaz tested positive for marijuana. Faces losing 1/3 of his purse for the Condit fight and a pretty lengthy suspension since it is the second time he tested positive.
What an idiot.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
jackass
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
weed doesn’t strike me as a performance enhancing drug.. why is it illegal
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - February 9, 2012
Pain killer
is the explanation I think
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Because its illegal.
Some say it is a pain suppressant, but whatever.
The point is that he KNEW going in that if he was caught smoking weed, he would be punished. And he did it anyway. Hence, he is an idiot.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
adding to the extensive mountain of evidence that nick diaz is a dummy
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - February 9, 2012
He got kicked in the face with a shot that would have knocked me to the ground. He didn’t even flinch.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
if this happened when playing football on the beach would have cost him a cool grand
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Granted, he’s a professional fighter and I’m not. But you get what I’m saying.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
He also has nothing inside his skull
so that probably helps
nolander - February 9, 2012
Yeah. I think the only time I ever saw him even hurt by a punch was by Paul Daley and Daley has some of the hardest punches in all of the welterweight division.
And of course Diaz finished him.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Dammit, why cant people smoke weed? it doesnt enhance performance, not it that way anyways.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
I wish I knew Ricky Williams, not that he retired, I bet his whole mansion it hot boxed right now.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
i just realized
reg called this before the fight even happened, LOL
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Calling that Nick Diaz would screw up in a dumb way in a big fight is a good one, usually. Hell, even before the fight (St. Pierre)
fbihop - February 9, 2012
yeah
but he actually said that Diaz would test positive for weed. It was in jest, but still, LOL
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Western Conference NBA All-Star reserves
Nash
Westbrook
Parker
Love
Aldridge
Dirk
Marc Gasol
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
I can’t believe the Lakers traded away all star Marc Gasol
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
yeah I just read Pau was snubbed. I think he deserves it over Dirk off this years stats no?
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
already have two Lakers
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
If you completely ignore the second half of last season, which would be the case if ASG were only about first half stats, sure.
There is no stat-based argument for Dirk being there other than he is Dirk and he also just won a ring.
Also, since last year’s ASG:
Dirk: 48 games, 20.9 ppg, 7.1 rpg, 2.5 apg, 0.6 stl, 0.5 blk, 57.2% true shooting %
Pau: 50 games, 17.6 ppg, 9.9 rpg, 2.9 apg, 0.5 stl, 1.2 blk, 57.1% true shooting %
Pretty similar.
Factor in that there are already two Lakers, plus Dallas won a ring and swept the Lakers in the playoffs, there you go.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Four foriegners on the WC bench. Wonder what the record is for foriegn born players on an all-star squad.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
not as good as Foreigner Four
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Some good songs on that one — Urgent, Waiting for a Girl Like You…
Nolij - February 9, 2012
yes
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Marc making it over Pau is the correct call
That really pleases me
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Dirk making it over Pau
is not.
Barbaroi - February 9, 2012
Milsap is having a better year than Dirk and Pau.
At least Marc is a true center. I was going to be pissed if Pau made it as a center when he’s not as good as his brother and he’s not a center.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
you and I
we get pissed at different things
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
If it makes you feel any better, I wouldn’t be actually pissed. I’d just go on living my life.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
damnit, I wanted you breaking shit angry
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
breaking plank angry
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
There are only 2 players in NBA that average atleast 16 pts, 10 rebs, and 3 assists, one is Blake, the other is Pau. What it means, I dont know.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
I means those numbers were convenient requirements to pick.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
It means absolutely nothing
Michael White - February 9, 2012
ok, im fine with Marc as the backup center making allstar team, but where does the better then his brother stuff come from? Is that your biased view, or just to piss me off??
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
it just doesn’t matter
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
haha im jk man, its all good….fug it.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
obvi you are the arbiter of non bias
nolander - February 9, 2012
Michael’s is as biased about Memphis as you are about the Lakers.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
No chance. I’m a bit of a Marc Gasol (and Zbo) fanboy, but his love affair with Kobe is pathological.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
I’d say you are unique while he is simply what 97% of Laker fans are.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
whatever, you can say its because im a Laker fan…But Id say he is in the minority on people who think Marc is better then Pau, when Pau has him beat in career avg in almost every stat, for a much longer career so far as well. But I could be wrong, I dont know.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
I’m evaluating this season, not their careers. Don’t move the goalposts.
I also find the, “well, everybody knows Pau is better than Marc” pretty unconvincing.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Yeah, but im saying even this year I think Pau is better, he averages more ppg, at a higher fg% rbs and asts are basically even, Marc does avg 1 more blk per game though… But Marc is below 50% field goal percentage. But they are pretty close stat wise this year, I dont know…. oh well, guess we just disagree then.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
They are close. You know why I say Pau has NO argument over Marc? Because one of the two is actually a center.
You need to think of this like WAR position adjustments in baseball. A shortstop who puts up roughly the same hitting stats as a right fielder is more valuable. Likewise, a center who puts up roughly the same stats as a power forward is more valuable.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
I actually like Pau and he has an argument to be in the game over Dirk and possibly Blake. But not over his brother, and not over Milsap.
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Sorted by wins produced
It’s not all about you
Michael White - February 9, 2012
Come on, it means Los Angeles rules the shit out of the 16/10/3 line.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Marc is not better.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
Dirking off
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
As NBA scribe Tom Ziller noted, 19 of the 24 NBA All-Stars were drafted in the top 10
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
This is not shocking
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
What is shocking is why the other five were not – probably Euro’s or Southie’s
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
or Kobes
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Nash
is Canadian but went to school here, drafted 15th.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Marc Gasol
2nd Round pick, Tony Parker picked first round 28th pick
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
One of the ones not drafted in the top ten
Kobe Bryant
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
are all foreign players drafted?
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
yes, at least subject to the draft.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
yes, the Spurs being better at it then most
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
The end of the TIm Duncan era?
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
that corner has been turned
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
It ended last year but Popovich was the coach.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
He had a good run.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Lakers are wearing gold uniforms tonight in Boston. Celtics are wearing green & black. Yuck.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
neither throw backs nor throw forwards?
simply throw ups?
nolander - February 9, 2012
it’s shameful, really is what it is. National TV and you’re gonna throw that on
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I mean, actually throwing up would be worse, but still.
DodgerofTrolleys - February 9, 2012
haven't seen Scrapmetal on the rankings yet
the G. Scott endoresment must have earned him points, right Brandon? :)
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
dude throws incredibly hard
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
better believe it
considering him for #1
Brandon Lennox - February 9, 2012
Brandon with the hay-maker
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Scrapmetal being?
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
Juan Rodriguez
one of the three we got for Trayvon
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Ah.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
for silverwidow: Cardinals with a Manning forehead. Theres one for every team.
source: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3465398&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
nolander - February 9, 2012
enjoying this!
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
The dolphins one is probably second best
nolander - February 9, 2012
LOL
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
These guys are the favorites IMO
silverwidow - February 9, 2012
Uhh
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
You just now realized that the Washington Redskins’ mascot is racist?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
no
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
probably best not to turn depictions of native into neanderthal men
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
what if the neanderthal is one of the best QBs of all time and a real swell and smart bloke?
nolander - February 9, 2012
I thought it was the John Ireland model
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
well in that case it would be offensive
nolander - February 9, 2012
that guys signoff needs to be “They’re magically delicious”
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
4Down
I have COD MW3
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Serious softball question
Does anyone on our team have a real softball bat?
Like a modern good one?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I have four, one is 25 years old, one is 15 years old, two are seven years old. Unfortunately best bat doinked so only three are functional in a tournament.
So no
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
crap
we are bringing butter knives to a gun fight
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Should have bought a good one while in India.
That’s where they’re all made, right?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
He was to busy making money to spend money.
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Could be using those knives
on Josh Lindblom’s bacon-wrapped elk steaks for dinner:
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
WTF
Aluminum foil?
David Young - February 9, 2012
Don't you think xeifrank or JJ24
might lend you their bats
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
mei you
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
We’ve come to bury TBLA not to praise it?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Xeifrank strikes me as a cheap guy, doubt he has a ’great" bat
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
I own a bat. But it’s sole purpose in life is to beat the crap out of anybody who breaks in to my house.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
ha ha – I have bats in every room, it is the only weapon I know I can wield effectively.
This one sounds SO EXCITING
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/spo/2841668204.html
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
I once chased away someone breaking in to my car (roomate left door unlocked in carport) with a bucket of tennis balls. I figured I need to upgrade to something more lethal since I saw a group of guys hanging out in the area carrying tennis rackets.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
HITNG
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
cause you can't rec on a mobile phone
nolander - February 9, 2012
Should be fluorescent yellow.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Do they let you rent them at the fields? A new one costs a lot of money, no?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
This is what you want
http://www.demarini.com/demarini/product.jsp?CONTENT%3C%3Ecnt_id=10134198674756975&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302760195

meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
Maybe I can ask some of my softball playing girlfriends if they’d be willing to lend me their bats for that day.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
be sure to ask a big'un
I like a 34
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
that is a $180 – 250 dollar bat. I would not lend it out. I’ve seen fools do things to great bats
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
i asked her for old ones
and she said i could borrow them, sure, no problem
but then i told her it was slow pitch and she doesn’t have those
she used to play for great britain’s national softball team and would have been in the olympics this year but alas
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Good try
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
250 bucks…..
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I take things I could never justify for, well, $250, Alex
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Right. Slow-pitch softball bats are ridiculously expensive. But obviously someone is buying them. Josh Macciello should supply everyone with one made out of gold.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
the same guys buy these bats as the guys who are always buying a new driver in golf
compensating
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Recently in a Sports Authority, I noticed ASA approved softball bats ranging from like $40 to like $400. Re-god-damn-diculous.
David Young - February 9, 2012
On the phone with Big League Dreams
they rent bats for all day use with an ID
Nice to be the first game, let’s get there early and get the pick of the litter
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
ID + $, no?
David Young - February 9, 2012
Have the Dodgers announced
all the giveaways this year? I imagine a new transistor radio has to on the list, with all those 790 radios out there suddenly useless
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Dammit, those were gold
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
looking at mine right now, it was cool
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
i got my Bobblehead ticket package
i’m good
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
You should be playing for the Dodger Bobble Blog team
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
reverse ringer?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
The good thing about bobblehead pitchers is that they never shake the catcher off.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
I think so
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/schedule/promotions.jsp?c_id=la
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
that Cy Young replica is mighty nice
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
and a DS replica? How bad ass is that!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
seriously, I gotta get tix to both those games… maybe even be sober so I dont drop them.
uschris0304 - February 9, 2012
I thought I left my Duke Snider bobblehead at DS
because I could not remember grabbing it when I left. My bro had them though. Way too drunk at that game.
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
The first Dodgers game that I went to, I don’t really remember the last few innings. They had a FULL BAR less than a 30 second walk from my seat.
It wasn’t my fault, I had no choice.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Barkley is a riot
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Who killed Chris Paul?
meercatjohn - February 9, 2012
barkley likes his pgs to shoot first, ask questions later
hee came hee seop'd he choi'd - February 9, 2012
said Nash didn’t deserve to be in the ASG as well
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Steve Nash should have a lifetime pass to the ASG. He was born to play in that game.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
well Chuck says no
because the Suns are turrible, so all Steve Nash has done is be less turrible than his turrible teammates.
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
meatbawls
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Richard Deitsch:
Made me think who my top five favorites would be (not necessarily best). Not really in order except for number one:
1. Omar Little
2. Jesse Pinkman
3. The Doctor (Dr. Who)
4. Benjamin Linus
5. GOB
fbihop - February 9, 2012
1. Dylan
nolander - February 9, 2012
For me, No. 1 is probably Buffy Summers. Ask me again, though, and I might have a different answer.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
who is no. 1?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Probably Carol Burnett’s persona on her variety show. Ask me again, though, and I might have a different answer.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
who is no 1?
nolander - February 9, 2012
Probably Sgt. Dietrich on Barney Miller. Ask me again, though, and I might have a different answer.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think I’m going to stick with this one. When Steve Landesberg died, I watched a lot of his clips from the show and I realized I modeled my entire adult personality on that character.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Rob Petrie
iiidown - February 9, 2012
See below you old fart!
David Young - February 9, 2012
I hadn’t yet Z’d down to it.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
rought list in no order
barney stenson
adama(honestly I could name a bunch from BSG easy)
locke
Jack Donaghy
Someone from firefly
Ron Swanson
nolander - February 9, 2012
I almost felt like having a drama list and a comedy list because it seems like characters like Ron Swanson and Donaghy are just in a different world than Omar Little and Walter White.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Oh, and I warned you about following my @fbihop account on Twitter! (Saw that you unfollowed me).
Too much NM politics for anyone who doesn’t care about it. I’m surprised anyone outside of the state follows me at all.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
heh
I realized you had the 3_2count and I swapped. I actually sorta enjoyed your NM politics tweets, but they started cluttering the feed as of late
nolander - February 9, 2012
Yeah, the session is the time of year where I both gain and lose the most followers.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Al Swearengen
everyone else is a distant second
mleadman - February 9, 2012
you can’t list The Doctor without specifying which one
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Any of the rebooted doctors. That’s all I’ve watched. But I’d say 11 then 10 then 9.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
who would you say
is the most famous one Josie?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
This guy says, "Search me!"
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I’d say it all depends on when you watched Who. Our scarfed friend up there for the original run, David Tenant in the reboot.
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
So you like Dr. Who because of the hair?
David Young - February 9, 2012
he doesn't always have big poofy hair
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
So it’s either poofy or goofy?
David Young - February 9, 2012
absolutely!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Poofy & Goofy is a popular morning show in Las Cruces.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Aren’t they all the character Dr. Who?
David Young - February 9, 2012
yes, but, that’s like saying Jesus Christ Superstar featured the same jesus as The Passion of the Christ
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Meh, never watched Dr. Who. Tried in the late 70s or early 80s, but it was too cheesy.
David Young - February 9, 2012
That is a big problem with the old series. It is very cheesy and production values are extremely low. The reboot is quite good, though, especially in the episodes written by Steven Moffat.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
it’s the Brit version of original Battlestar Galactica vs. reboot Battlestar Galactica
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
You are not making it sound appealing.
David Young - February 9, 2012
The new ones are good. The old ones are cheesy. There you go.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
The new one was more than a little cheesy too, though, depending on the writer of the episode.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
So
stinky cheese is for eating, not viewing?
David Young - February 9, 2012
Oh yeah. Saint Andre tonight. Yum.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
True. But the good episodes… man, they are good.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
very similar to Buffy in that light
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
The original Star Trek. (By the way, how does a blog comment section not get a Star Trek mention on this topic by this point?)
David Young - February 9, 2012
because Star Trek was a bad TV show
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
My dad told me that the cool kids would watch Star Trek and the nerdiest kids would watch Doctor Who on PBS.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Ouch. It had its moments. Much of it doesn’t hold up, and was cheesy to begin with, but there are moments. I like the one where Mr. Spock is rutting and smacks Kirk around.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Bad judgement on a show that ended before you were born.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
set our faces to stunned.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Pow!
iiidown - February 9, 2012
You don't see me going around calling Citizen Kane a bad movie
DS9 and Next Generation where good
nolander - February 9, 2012
Anyone else really enjoy Stargate SG-1?
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
are there people who don't?
nolander - February 9, 2012
My girlfriend didn't like it when i showed her the original movie,
and then the episode “Window of Opportunity”, the one where O’Neill and Teal’C are caught in a time loop.
I had a sad.
Taylor Maricle - February 9, 2012
you mean ex-girlfriend
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL STARGATE?! JAMES SPADER!
Maddz - February 9, 2012
No McGuyver.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
MacGruber>McGyver
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Is it harder for him to chew science-fiction scenery?
David Young - February 9, 2012
I know who only two of those even are.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Omar is from The Wire, Jesse is from Breaking Bad, The Doctor is from Doctor Who, Benjamin Linus is from Lost and GOB is from Arrested Development.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Have not seen The Wire (yet), Lost (never), Arrested Development.
David Young - February 9, 2012
how did Linus not even occur to me
smh
nolander - February 9, 2012
My list, in no particular order
Honorable mentions: David Tenant as the Doctor, Starbuck, Leslie Knope, George Michael Bluth, Michael Scott, Alex Mack, Rocko, Lisa Simpson
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Rocko
from Rocko’s Modern Life?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I assumed it was a combination of the The Rock and Mr. Socko.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
The Rock N’ Sock Connection!
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I knew someone would say that.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Big Foley fan
guy never cared about looking goofy, and some of his matches, goodness gracious sakes alive.
I got him to sign a few of his books
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I am so surprised that he’s not dead yet.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I can't believe
he still wrestles
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Kind of. He moves like his knees don’t work.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
they don’t……..they just don’t
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
he’s one bad ass wallaby
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
especially
in that episode where he goes to the grocery store with the “99% of everything” sale
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
or when he goes to France
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
or the Spring Cleaning one
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
or when he goes to see Phlem Rock
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
or when he gets his license back
even though he didn’t get “The Fat Guy”
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
or when they all go camping
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
or when he and Filbert have to get Heffer’s brain when it was sucked in by the TV
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
okay that was probably my favorite : )
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I think you left out a ‘g’ when you hocked that one up.
David Young - February 9, 2012
More stream of consciousness than ranking
Dale Cooper
Sgt. Dietrich
Rob Petrie
Joe Mannix (a badass)
pretty much anyone in Pushing Daisies
Marcia Brady
David Young - February 9, 2012
Dave, you and I are old.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
No shit.
David Young - February 9, 2012
You forgot Steve McGarret & Dano!
iiidown - February 9, 2012
McGarrett was too stiff for me.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Stiff is an understatement.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
He needed to see a doctor every four hours.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Trillian!
David Young - February 9, 2012
Dale Cooper. Holy crap. That series was loaded with great characters. Did any series take as great a tumble from Season One to Season Two? Even shows like Veronica Mars and Sports Night that were so good in their first seasons didn’t fall as hard as Twin Peaks did.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
It was a good thing it had great characters*, atmosphere and mood because the storylines, such as they were, did go all to hell by the end. I thought the second season started ok, but about one-third or so of the way in, they really lose their way. I can think of no other more precipitous drop over the first two seasons for any show.
*that said Peggy Lipton was woefully underutilized from pretty much the get-go.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Limerick
A few years ago, I wrote this one:
News Item from the Frankenfood file: They’re working on stemless cherries.
A limerick, titled:
WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OBVIOUSLY WASN’T A TEENAGER IN 1990
It’s pique that we’re feeling, not zen!
The cherry stem fascinates men!
We all will agree
What we want to see
When we’re flirting with Sherilyn Fenn.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
damn, I totes forgot Pushing Daisies. I think I’d put Chenowith’s character as my favorite
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Would
Bob Hartley count or is every TV character that Bob Newhart played in a series pretty much the same guy?
David Young - February 9, 2012
I say he counts
His Newhart character was a little bit different, different dynamic with differently odd characters around him, etc.
Man, this is tough, I’ll have to think about it.
underdog - February 9, 2012
Jim Phelps.
David Young - February 9, 2012
The Virginian
Gomez Addams
David Young - February 9, 2012
Good God
John Steed and Emma Peel !
David Young - February 9, 2012
Loved that show.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
Teddibly Brritish!
iiidown - February 9, 2012
Magic Johnson
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Off the top of my head
in no real order, comedies only (will think of dramas another time)
Rev. Jim Ignatowski
Blackadder
Hawkeye Pierce (except when he turned switch to maudlin)
More recent: George Christopher (Ted Danson), Ron Swanson, Homer Simpson + Philip J Fry
underdog - February 9, 2012
You can get away with a lot
when your name is Kobe Bryant. On and off the court!
fbihop - February 9, 2012
he sure…um…stood there
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
If I do that in my rec league soccer game, I get yellow card. If a pro does it, its nothing.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I have no idea what he is saying there.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Given his body language
“can I get a double double? order of fries.”
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I got yellow carded for dissent once. I took issue with being called for a foul by elbowing a girl in the back…who was behind me.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
she had it coming
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
That reminds me. As I was walking through the parking lot at work the other day, some dude was blasting the soundtrack to Chicago. He shut off the car engine right as it was going to go into “And all — that — ja-a-a-a-a-a-zz.” i picked it up, whistling it, and impressed one person and annoyed half a dozen others.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
fuckin' right.
actually, it was funny – i was playing up a division in AYSO cos I was eligible for high school soccer and I was old for the division (so I played U 16 instead of U 14). During tournament season, I got called to play U 14 since I was a ringer, and well, the refs decided they needed to protect the tiny 12 year olds.
fuck that
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I’ve got two yellow cards in my life. One for a slide tackle from behind and one for mistiming a volley and instead kicking someone in the stomach.
Surprised I’ve never been given a yellow card for dissent, I tend to be sarcastic with referees when they blow a call.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
my friend considered it a bad game if he didn’t get yellow carded. he was a sweeper and pretty much would start the game by doing something terrible to a forward.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I had a teammate like that. Which was fine except for when he got a red card in a 3v3 tournament. 3v2 is basically impossible.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
hahaha that’s messed
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I did get a blue card in indoor a few weeks ago (2 minute penalty) but that was because I jumped onto the field before my teammate got off the field. Too many men on the field.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
You play for the Giants?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Or Patriots, for that matter.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
did you give the ref back his cell phone?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
221 seconds left to decide this one, in Boston
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Fuck the Celtics.
David Young - February 9, 2012
in the heart
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Murray State defeated.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
present
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
I am not a fan of most of the content of his radio show (though he has good chemistry with Steve Mason and it’s not that terrible), but I have to say, John Ireland is a much better basketball announcer than I expected.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
9.8 seconds left. Celtics ball.
82-82
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
If Kobe wins this with a baby skyhook….
David Young - February 9, 2012
OT
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
oooooooooooooooooooovertime
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
6.1 seconds left, Lakers up 1. Celtics ball.
Terrified of Ray Allen right now.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
garnett has money on the lakers
Joey Joe - February 9, 2012
PAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
lulz ray allen
nice layup attempt
Joey Joe - February 9, 2012
SURVIVAL!!!
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
tomorrow night
jeremy lin
Joey Joe - February 9, 2012
Jeremy Lin is the Josh Macciello of the NBA
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Except Jeremy Lin is for real.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
Yeah
Horrible insult to Lin.
He is the Justin Sellers of the NBA :)
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
He’s the David Eckstein of the NBA. Slightly undersized Asian-American instead of very undersized ginger-American. Decent player, value positions, probably wildly overrated now, which will equalize out eventually.
David Young - February 9, 2012
FUCK RAY ALLEN!
David Young - February 9, 2012
garnett
was 6-23 from the field.
yet managed a +6
Joey Joe - February 9, 2012
Which shows how much that stat sucks.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
That stat is the Jeremy Lin of stats.
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
The Tim Tebow of stats.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
just some high school QBs in 06
nolander - February 9, 2012
so apparently stafford has always and will always look like a bro
also, huge calfs
nolander - February 9, 2012
meatheads
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
can't stop the bro
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8147c551/Sound-FX-Matthew-Stafford-mic-d-up
nolander - February 9, 2012
Who is who?
Xeifrank - February 9, 2012
Freeman is on the far left, Tebow is obvi and Stafford is on the far right
the rest didn’t make it all the way to the NFL.
nolander - February 9, 2012
note that all the QBs who made it held the ball in their left hand in the photo
nolander - February 9, 2012
CHANNEL 4 NEWS TEAM
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
ASSSEEEMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEE
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
5 favorite TV characters
1. Ralph Kramden
2. Captain James T. Kirk
3. Reverend Jim
4. Lisa Simpson
5. George Costanza
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
i actually know most of yours
Reverend Jim is where I’m drawing a blank
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I want to say… Taxi?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
yes
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
I’ve never seen it, but heard it is great. Wish it was on Netflix Instant.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Taxi
Kids!
iiidown - February 9, 2012
Can’t believe the after work crew came up with something interesting
Bob Hartley
Wojo
Fonzie
BJ Honeycut
AL Swear Jen
Lou Grant
Reverend Jim
Illya Kuryakin
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
Hell
Spock has to be on the list
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
I only know who three of them are.. Spock, Fonzie and Reverend Jim.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Fucking kids.
David Young - February 9, 2012
Shows were
Bob Newhart
Barney Miller
Happy Days
Mash
Deadwood
MTM
Taxi
Man From Uncle
Star Trek
Still Standing
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
OK, I should have known Honeycut and Hartley. Don’t feel bad about not knowing the rest.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
fonzie always creeped me out
I think I’ve said this before
nolander - February 9, 2012
Sure, but his character was fresh back in the day. I would not be able to watch Happy Days now, but when I was in my teens he was the man.
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
Seriously, man, you gotta watch yourself some Barney Miller.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
and can’t leave out Bill and Judy Miller my favorite TV parents of all time
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
Lenny & Squiggy
iiidown - February 9, 2012
Nice
Phil Gurnee - February 9, 2012
he
lloooooooo
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Nowdays, I don’t tell anybody which shows I like, because when I do, that show will be canceled. I’m the Anti-Neilson.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
I just wait a couple seasons before commiting
nolander - February 9, 2012
Can you start liking the Big Bang Theory?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
there are better targets then that man
2 and a half men for example
nolander - February 9, 2012
Never even seen a minute of either of those, but if you want them gone, I’ll start watching and tell everybody.
iiidown - February 9, 2012
i'd ask you to watch Jersey Shore
but I don’t want to inflict that on you
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
that show died with charlie
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Yeah, but BBT went up against Community and destroyed it.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
anything on cbs is going to destroy community
its sad but true, fuck america
nolander - February 9, 2012
But it destroyed 30 Rock harder!
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
love 30 rock
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
you mean ex-girlfriend
Maddz - February 9, 2012
the commercial for Kay Jewelers with the couple in the photo booth
the woman is gorgeous
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Need advice
Have ahi tuna steaks, would like to sear and serve with asparagus and mushrooms.
Tips for the searing?
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Use heat.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
a bold strategy cotton
nolander - February 9, 2012
Don’t mind me, I’m like Humma after some gin. A little drunk.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
salt and pepper – generous with pepper – press into flesh
can add other things like cayenne, but I like straight S & P
hot pan – like smoking hot with a bit of oil
about a minute per side
take it off and serve
can pour a little olive oil on top when done
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I was just saying I need a HOLLYWOOD JOE batsignal. Thanks buddy.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
you’re lucky
I should be a 9PM conf call, but just moved back to 9:30
so I get to watch 1st quarter of that superbowl I missed
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Spoiler
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Nothing to add here except yep, this is the way to do it.
The other way is to marinade the fish for a few hours with soy sauce and garlic, then sear.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
did not think to marinade, and I want to cook it tonight, so it’s getting S&Pd on
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
any particular pan?
Maddz - February 9, 2012
cast iron, i presume
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
that works
hot pan
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I use a grill pan because I happen to have one. If I didn’t, I’d use cast iron. Failing that, go with whatever is going to heat the most evenly.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
if you want to get fancy and don't have time for a marinade
you can take some soy sauce, garlic, lemon juice, and maybe even some honey. Spice it up a bit, toasted sesame seeds also make a nice addition
mix and pour into a saucepan – reduce by half, pour over fish
I tend to like it naked, but this rocks too
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
we have mango
thoughts/feelings
Maddz - February 9, 2012
mango only pawn in game of life
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
i choked on a cookie for this. Well done!
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Do you have any heat to add to said mango?
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
Um…define heat.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Some kind of pepper.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
Jalapeno?
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Use the Siracha or cayenne
using fresh pepper, I would want some time to have it marinade
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
That’ll do. Chop that up, and an onion, maybe some cilantro. Brother, you’ve got yourself a salsa going.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
gary is yelling at me to help him with the food
so here are some pictures of us being disgustingly cute to give you ammo for making fun of Gary
Maddz - February 9, 2012
waiting for humma
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Waiting for me to do what? I remember being young, childless, and in love. Now I’m an old angry troll, but even the cold black stone that exists where I used to have a heart remembers that time.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
“I was once a maaaaaannnnnnnnn.”
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
i’m an old angry troll, but I’m still childless, what does that make me?
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
foolish pup
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
a liar
you aren’t odl until you turn 27
nolander - February 9, 2012
37
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
32
nolander - February 9, 2012
The answer, as always, is 42.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
BUT WHAT IS THE QUESTION
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
The answer and question are mutually unknowable. Or something like that.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
i’m 25 going on 67
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
A very good year
a good year for getting hitched to dark haired girls who break your balls
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Truth:
If they aren’t willing to break your balls, they’re aren’t worth doing anything else with your balls either.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
but I’m blonde :(
Maddz - February 9, 2012
77
David Young - February 9, 2012
I just hurt myself lifting with my back for the first time so I agree.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
you have two legs
but only one back
/mottofromUPSdays
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
anyone else hear So Happy Together in their heads?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
That was dedicated to me on KOST 103 once.
David Young - February 9, 2012
nicee
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I married the girl !
David Young - February 9, 2012
double nice!
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
you mean doublee nicee
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
reec'd
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Picture 3 simultaneously captures both of your good sides.
/Recycled stuff
David Young - February 9, 2012
I appreciate the picture where I’m kissing G and he doesn’t give a fuck and is holding an orange
Maddz - February 9, 2012
filled with meaning
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Stanley Kubrick rises from the grave to say, “Yeah, but I have no fucking clue what that meaning is.”
Then he crawls back into his grave.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
in the next picture, i am falling over
Maddz - February 9, 2012
girl, you fell a long time ago
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
but showing more of the gams!
David Young - February 9, 2012
GScott approved
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
oranges are delicious
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
only fruit i’m holding
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Two oranges are better than one.
David Young - February 9, 2012
something something hand bush something something not in hand
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
/stilldoesn’tgetwhichpictureyou’retalkingabout
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
..1..
2..3
David Young - February 9, 2012
but they are in twos, so you mean the 3rd one down? or the 1.5 picture.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
The right half of the second one down.
David Young - February 9, 2012
I like most of the pictures
Several are very good actually. I still like the piggyback one. Could easily be a magazine ad photo.
The real question though is, how did you not use Mrs. mintxcore for this shoot?
David Young - February 9, 2012
I train with him at a gym and he was doing a discount on portraits. :)
Maddz - February 9, 2012
and hilariously enough
the piggyback picture was the result of me randomly jumping on gary and surprising him
Maddz - February 9, 2012
See, spontaneity is the best.
David Young - February 9, 2012
how the fuck do you peel a mango
Maddz - February 9, 2012
waiting for humma
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
The same way you filet a human body, I would think.
I’ve said too much.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
damn
now I can’t compare methods
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I brute force it with a potato peeler but I’m sure there’s someone that knows a not dumb way.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
craig did give us a fancy zester as a christmas present. i could brute force zest it?
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
NO
How ripe is this said Fruit?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
not super over ripe, just about good
Maddz - February 9, 2012
cut off ends
use sharp paring knife to just take off skin
Now you should have messy naked fruit
pit is flatish and oblong – like halibut shaped
shave off slices as close to pit as you can get
chop
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
it’s solid
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
are you sure it isn’t mediocre?
David Young - February 9, 2012
Maybe
fbihop - February 9, 2012
quite
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
kit
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I got (click-click) ssssteam heat
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Brilliant
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
It’s a movie with Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro. Features a pretty classic shootout seen in downtown Los Angeles.
But that’s not important right now.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
And the first dialogue between DeNiro and Pacino ever, when both were at least near the tops of their games, but with that scene shot about as awfully as possible.
David Young - February 9, 2012
mango marinade sounds fantastic
chop that up and cook it down with some sugar and some cayenne – or even a squirt of siracha
add a little balsamic or lemon or soy
tasty
this is fun, like online chopped, what else you got in the basket
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
oh man
We do have sriracha
Maddz - February 9, 2012
sweet, hot, sticky, and slightly acidic is the recipe for joy
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Not just with food.
David Young - February 9, 2012
amen
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
I know!
/We’reTalkingAboutCoffeeRight?
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Just talkin bout sex, baby!
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
it applies everywhere
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Roofing sealant.
David Young - February 9, 2012
You laugh, but just wait until you are on your leaky roof on the one day it’s not fucking raining.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
ONE MORE THING
FISH SHOULD BE CLOSER TO ROOM TEMP -DONT REALLY WANT THAT THING FRIDGE COLD
Why am I shouting?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
ok so
after all these wonderful suggestions, can we get a consensus?
jalapenos are bad.
Your ingredients are:
Olive oil, salt, pepper, cayenne, sriracha, mango, garlic, onion, other assorted spices
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
jalapenos are not bad
I think Regs salsa sounds tasty
if I was doing a reduction, I’d probably stay away from them unless I had time to break them down in an acid for a while first
crunch texture good in salsa, not good in sauce
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
no, i love jalapenos. these particular jalapenos, however, have gone bad.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
is freezing hot peppers bad?
I’ve got a big bag of serrano peppers in my freezer because thats the only way fresh and easy sells them(for like a buck fifty too)
nolander - February 9, 2012
I’ve always assumed that the water content of peppers makes them bad for freezing, but I would defer to the TBLA gourmands.
David Young - February 9, 2012
We freeze lots of green chile (anaheim peppers) every year.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
good to hear
nolander - February 9, 2012
if anyone would know about peppers, it’s this guy
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
Only the one pepper. Though I do put it on everything.
Hamburger? Always better with some green chile. Quesadilla? Without green chile it is just tortilla and cheese. Grilled cheese with green chile? Yes, please. Scrambled eggs? Could use a little kick.
There are even some Italian places around here that put green chile in alfredo.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
do you just sautee it for the hamburger and tortilla?
nolander - February 9, 2012
On the burger, yeah. On quesadillas, I’ll cook it with the green chile already in it. Hard to screw up green chile, though.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
never done it
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
how hot are we cooking the mango stuff at?
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
med to low – want it to reduce not scorch
stir
taste
adjust
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Didn't
Someone say he had to work at 9:00 tonight
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
call got pushed, dialing in now
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Cheddar is the best cheese, of all the cheeses
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
wrong
but better than its rep
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
HJ is correct.
Parmiggiano-Reggiano is the best cheese of all the cheeses.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
fact
i have a soft space in my heart for some sheeps milk cheese though
Maddz - February 9, 2012
If you like sheep’s milk cheese, look around for Ewephoria. The name is too cute, I know, but it’s really very, very good — a gouda-style cheese made with sheep’s milk. It can be hard to find though — easier to find is Lamb Chopper which is similar and almost as good.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Trolling for a troll?
David Young - February 9, 2012
I’m neutral.
By that, I mean I am partial to swiss cheese.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
we’re not liberal with the recs round these parts, but this gets mine.
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
No politics.
David Young - February 9, 2012
i’m ron paulian with my recs
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
The free market has spoken.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
I’m socialist with my recs. I rec everything equally!
fbihop - February 9, 2012
but only in theory!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I’m more of an American neo-communist. By that I mean I’m a college student who wears a Che Guevara shirt.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
hipster
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I remember getting really drunk one night for some reason registering hipsterwatch.net and hipsterwatch.info.
I still own those domains.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
you renew them just for kicks? #wordplay
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I think I ended up buying it for like three years.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
(Drunk fbihop)
FUCK! hipsterwatch.com is TAKEN! Well I gotta get something….
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Sadly I cannot confirm this account due to not remembering.
That may or may not be the same night my friend tried to drunkenly teach me some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
thats just asking for a dislocated testicle
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Considering my shoulders are beyond fucked up and I already had to have surgery on one because it kept dislocating (I’ll never pitch again!) it was particularly stupid.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Fact: the color you are looking for in your cheddar cheese is blue — as in, it should have veins of blue running through it.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
but then it would be blue cheese
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Incorrect. It would be cheddar.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
cheddar that blue itself
nolander - February 9, 2012
What the shit is this shit?
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
cheddar?
nolander - February 9, 2012
with blue veins. I want some so hard right now
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
she's
begging for it
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Pay attention to your teleconference!
David Young - February 9, 2012
and no one will just give it to me
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I will!!
Maddz - February 9, 2012
i have this friend..
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
(it might be me)
Maddz - February 9, 2012
is this where we go to the spa and eat cheese? (please?)
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
i know what i’m doing for my 26th birthday
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Laughing at those of us who are twice your age?
David Young - February 9, 2012
while clinking our champagne!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Bitches of jackasses!
David Young - February 9, 2012
/clink!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I should have many many lines here, but…..
David Young - February 9, 2012
More on blue-veined cheddar
Montgomery’s cheddar
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I get that one regularly. It’s great.
berkowit28 - February 9, 2012
oh Josie you blow hard
nolander - February 9, 2012
AD quote gets a rec.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
but not the other one?
nolander - February 9, 2012
Didn’t see it.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
but cheddar is yellow and comes from a cracker barrel
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
(shrugs) Just saying what I’ve found. If you disagree, you can eat what you like.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
we should go to the artisan cheese gallery if you ever want to come to the valley
Maddz - February 9, 2012
on ventura?
place is INSANE
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
my friend of the sriracha cookbook used to work there and just give me cheese for free
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I have found in the last couple weeks
that grating your own cheese is oddly satisfying
nolander - February 9, 2012
and I plan on shredding a ton of mozza tomorrow in an attempt to make some deep dish pizza
nolander - February 9, 2012
mmmmmm deep dish
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
other then BJs there aren't really any deep dish places nearby me
makes me sad
nolander - February 9, 2012
and let’s be honest, BJs does not go all the way
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Can be sufficient to go though.
David Young - February 9, 2012
its not bad
but expensive and hard to get to
nolander - February 9, 2012
Note: I know nothing about said pizza.
David Young - February 9, 2012
good ones do
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
we grate, humma grades
G.Scott - February 9, 2012
I am interpreting that euphemistically.
David Young - February 9, 2012
One
I love using my food processor for shredding cheeses. Two, Parmigiano Reggiano is the king of cheese. Three, I do enjoy a sharp Chedder but I also like several cheeses with that texture. Four, bleu cheese is a treasure.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Some blue cheeses I really like and others are not for me. For example, Roquefort — to me it’s just a punch in the face, the blue overwhelms everything. Even Stilton can be too much sometimes.
But St Agur? Bleu de Bocage? Those are creamy and delicious with just enough of the pungent blue to make it interesting.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
By the way, tonight’s cheese is the triple cream Saint Andre. Yummy yummy yummy.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
No
One talks cheese like Humma
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I am annoying as fuck at the cheese shop. All I do is ask questions.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
come with me seriously
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I rarely get to the Valley. But if I do, sounds like a plan.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
David Young - February 9, 2012
Not today, sir.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
we need to grab BH (and anyone else who wants to come along)
go to cheese shop
go to wine shop
pick up baguette and terrine
pears and apples, maybe good cherries or grapes
sit in the sun in my back yard
feast
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
that sounds like the best day ever
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I don’t think I’ve ever had a terrine. Pâté, sure. The occasion has never cropped up.
David Young - February 9, 2012
I found a Nero d’Avola today, by the way.
berkowit28 - February 9, 2012
/clink
also the HJ signal
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I opened it. Very, very nice. Smooth.
Although I find most descriptions of wine where someone tries to compare it to other tastes (typically, cherries, chocolate, and various other things that I find a total stretch – what makes people find that sort of wine writing laughable, and at the best is “metaphorical” – like something else supposedly, not the genuine taste), I swear that this wine has the genuine, very strong scent and even taste of rosemary. Do you know if they grow rosemary, or some Sicilian herb with strong resemblances in the same area where they grow the vines? It’s very distinct.
(You’ll remember we had a conversation some months ago where I mentioned I had had a Sicilian red in a New York restaurant, and you guessed it might be Nero d’Avola. Later I found the piece of paper where I’d written the name down, and that indeed was it. So this was a callback, though likely you’d be the only person to recognize it, maybe.)
berkowit28 - February 9, 2012
on the phone, slight buzzed
talking market caps and operating margins
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Gary just dropped the pepper cap in my wine. Gary is a jackass.
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Thirsty Thursday all around!
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Balks in the kitchen too?
David Young - February 9, 2012
nice
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Catching up on this thread was fucking hilarious.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
TBLA is the best. Which is why we will kick ass on Saturday, either on or off the field, if not both!
David Young - February 9, 2012
TBLA
WINNER!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Question for HJ
Have you ever made the “cheat” recipe for risotto? Rather than stand over the stove for an hour, you BAKE it (the raw rice and broth) for 45 minutes, adding the cheese, wine, and the last cup of broth at the end.
My verdict: it’s not as good as proper risotto, of course, but it’s a fuckload less work. It’s dependent on using good wine and cheese.
You ever do this? Thoughts?
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
This question is also for BH or anyone else who’s tried doing this, of course.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Never one that
After HJ throws his laptop across te oom, we can see what he says.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
ha!
I thought about that reply
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
My
Guess is that it is not as creamy.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
That is correct, but I would say “creamy enough.”
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I love risotto, but my days of standing in front of a stove for an hour are definitely on pause.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I’ve heard this before.
David Young - February 9, 2012
gummy right
and the rice texture should be al dente
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
never have
I have rushed it over high heat, which takes good stir conditioning
its ok, but time taste better
and Mrs HJ is really the risotto cook in our house – I love it, but a northern dish, we didn’t eat it growing up
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Rush risotto? Would you rush a brisket sir?
David Young - February 9, 2012
pressure cooker, not as good as not using said pressure cooker
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Dave does
does nice job with his slow cooker
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
yes he does!
pulled pork ftw!
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Thanks
I thought I probably needed to make another cup of BBQ sauce though, for a little more moistness and flavor.
David Young - February 9, 2012
The car smelled pretty damn good for the drive over though. I even could smell it Monday morning!
David Young - February 9, 2012
I coulda useda more sauce, but it was delicious
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
TBLA Chopped
Success! Gary made perfect asparagus, and the tuna is awesome (though I may have added too much sriracha).
Maddz - February 9, 2012
TBLA history is made.
David Young - February 9, 2012
you can always add more heat
took me many a too spiced meal to learn that
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
more heat?
oh god no
Maddz - February 9, 2012
i know
we get enough of Lebron as it is
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I meant always good to start with a little heat and then add more to taste as you go along
heat is easy to add and still get the flavor
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
yeah, I basically I should have done that
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I like asparagus, but I am none too fond of its aftereffects.
David Young - February 9, 2012
sniff
sniff
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Did you know that there is some significant portion of the population whose pee doesn’t smell like asparagus after they eat it? I remember having this conversation in college and this one girl was like, WTF are you all talking about.
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I am one of those people
Maddz - February 9, 2012
This tribe is unknown to me
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
I think it smells like penicillin, not asparagus.
David Young - February 9, 2012
it is a distinct odor
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
it stings the nostrils
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
heh
dodger fan
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
bravo
nolander - February 9, 2012
I love it
a favorite on the grill – I like to over cook it that way
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Also
A part of the population that cilantro tastes soapy to them.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
I like cilantro in my food, but find it a little pungent in the nose.
David Young - February 9, 2012
like ivory soap?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Bizarre. I always go, “Oh yeah, I had asparagus tonight!”
fbihop - February 9, 2012
“And I have an ulcer! Oh, wait, I ate beets.”
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
I have had beets once in my life, it was weird. From one of my ex-coworkers… actually my boss. She used to be a food critic and is a very, very good cook.
Anyway, before that my only knowledge of beets is what I heard from the cartoon Doug.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
beets are fantastic
Maddz - February 9, 2012
amen
growing some in my garden right now, cannot wait, will eat the beet, the greens, the stalks
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Roasted
Beets, jamming
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
and so flipping easy
I like them the next day, cold, on a fork, while I stand in front of the fridge with the door open
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
… nekkid as a jaybird …
David Young - February 9, 2012
…the whole damn thing.
/Robert Shaw
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
Killer TOFU!
David Young - February 9, 2012
I need mo allowance
YODEL-EH-HEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Kings
might just steal one from the Thunder
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
it’s a Viking game
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Chris Webber
Is a pretty good analyst.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Sheesh!
Wanted to post some Dodger fan art, but all the rules about copyright infringement. forget it.
funkyjam - February 9, 2012
fan fart
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
go on…
funkyjam - February 9, 2012
I said love
sister
It’s just a kiss away …
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Curiously enough, that is my favorite Rolling Stones hit record.
David Young - February 9, 2012
coke
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
You’re sending the uschris signal?
David Young - February 9, 2012
68elcamino427
that’s my signal
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Laker win was fun
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
heart poundingly so
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
by one point
the Kobe
effect
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
beating the Celtics will never not be fun.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Fuck the Celtics and the green and black uniforms at home.
David Young - February 9, 2012
it was a fun win
i enjoyed it.
funkyjam - February 9, 2012
the kitten has
attempted to get into a 350 degree oven
eat sriracha mango
play fetch
drink mango black tea
he’s a dick
Maddz - February 9, 2012
OK, so talking about how to cook something is the HJ signal. Trying to find the etymology of a word is the Josie signal. Mentioning drugs and/or the Lakers is the uschris signal. What are the other signals?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I’m sure I have a signal, it probably has to do with feminist things
Maddz - February 9, 2012
just cross your legs
to be
safe
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
You can’t do yourself.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I do Ok
Maddz - February 9, 2012
god and shit
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
that too
Maddz - February 9, 2012
The Eric signal
$5 pitchers.
David Young - February 9, 2012
prospect talk
reg signal
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
your favorite prospect is bad.
regfairfield - February 9, 2012
“and here’s why!”
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
#33 Blake De Witt?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
true story, prospect comes from the word prospectus, and studying either will get you nowhere in life
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Talking about Kyle Russell is the ivdown signal, but he will repeat something after the fact, not realizing it was already discussed.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
which is, in turn, the Tripon signal
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Joey Joe talking shit about James Loney: The GScott Signal
Maddz - February 9, 2012
Chili dogs
VegasBlues - February 9, 2012
what are these
signals?
funkyjam - February 9, 2012
character reduced to caricature
we are slowly becoming sit com characters
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Newman!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
/laughter
fbihop - February 9, 2012
When you mention the topic the person always seems to immediately chime in, even if they haven’t commented in a few hours.
Like the bat signal.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Talking about signals
The Nate Purcell signal apparently
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
my winter slumber is over!
npurcell - February 9, 2012
i thought I left you in the clutches of the giant squid
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
ah…
funkyjam - February 9, 2012
Fuckin’ A Deuce Jack!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
my bat signal is the bat signal
nolander - February 9, 2012
Softball bats?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
in field grounders?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
finished Arkham Asylum yesterday, might be awhile before I get to play City though
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
its probably better that way
playing AC brotherhood too soon after AC2 was a bit much.
nolander - February 9, 2012
yeah
i’m hoping to get Uncharted 3 from gamefly first
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
good call
not as good as 2 imho, but still epic
nolander - February 9, 2012
2 was really fun
though I don’t know how many times my reaction to the situations presented was “are you fucking kidding me?”
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
but in a good way!
nolander - February 9, 2012
indeed
I killed a tank!!
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Talking about how Deuce is doing these days is the K3Vo signal, since both are ghosts.
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
and they do it
Kings win
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
The soon to be Anaheim Angels.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Anaheim Amigos
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
of Houston
Humma Kavula - February 9, 2012
damn you
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
that’s where Albert Pujols went to school
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Performing
int the Anaheim Convention Center
1969
BABY!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
in front of no one!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Anaheim had some guy’s dad playing guard apparently
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
The Oakland Oaks were a shitty draw, obviously.
David Young - February 9, 2012
sweet unis
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Coached by Elgin Baylor?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Can't figure this out
If young HJ was an American Idol Hollywood week contestant would he
A) be more interested in chasing tail
B) want to kill all of these self-indulgent drama freaks
C) Be so filled with B that he doesn’t even make a play on A
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
I always hated math.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
C
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
42
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
he should be on the Voice instead
Maddz - February 9, 2012
The Gong Show
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
I’d like that
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
To Tell The Truth!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
not until I was married
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
“stepped on a pop top …”
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
if it's B
how would the show continue without the judges?
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
If Fox Sports was ESPN
Troy Aikman would eat wings on air, while Joe Buck bought life insurance or something
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
like in groundhog day
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
did he try to kill himself on one of the days?
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
several
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
been awhile since I’ve seen it
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
I’ll watch it any time it is on
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
same day
many times
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
don't drive angry
nolander - February 9, 2012
I wonder if he had to spend time in limbo, before waking up again
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
Maddz
where did the concept of limbo originate and how many world religions have such a concept?
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
are you bad
or
are you
Good?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
oh I have no idea
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I’m guessing that’s a later invention because in antiquity they didn’t think there was an afterlife period
Christians start to change that though
Maddz - February 9, 2012
I’m pretty sure it was invented later too. Something to do with trying to explain what happens to babies that die before they get baptized or something.
David Young - February 9, 2012
the guf
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
the never ending one
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
I wasn’t really asking, I was making a signal joke but blew it by getting distracted and not making it funny
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Baseball players fail 70% of the time. You’re good.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Soooo things to catch up on...
1. Victor Martinez fucked us for Prince Fielder.
2. We’re going to have a new owner soon.
3. I can’t think of anything else…
npurcell - February 9, 2012
yep
yep
yep
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
do we have a preference for the new owner?
npurcell - February 9, 2012
magic
Maddz - February 9, 2012
why magic?
npurcell - February 9, 2012
I would never want to hate Magic
So I never want Magic to own the Dodgers
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
yeah
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
most want Magic
I am intrigued by Caruso group
Reg is still on Team Frank
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
why the fuck would anyone still be on team frank?
or did you make a funny? my TBLA joke detector is off and needs recalibration.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
funny
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
not believing a change will happen
until the ink is dry on the contract
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
it seems like a change is inevitable. there has to be a complete 180 change for Frank to keep the team. I mean, it’s gone this far; i dont see any turning back.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
not collectively
my personal preference is the group headed by Magic Johnson and Stan Kasten
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Charles Barkley apparently wants to take a page from hockey and have Kobe and LeBron pick their own teams for the All Star game. That would be so awesome and hilarious that it would never happen.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
no
it is really happening
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
For the NBA All Star game? Not just the rookie game?
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Why not for the regular season?
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
i like the idea for the rookie/soph game
with the GMs drafting the players.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
OK, I’m confused now.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
I haven't checked
Is Bill Simmons spitting blood over Larry Legend talking up how much he’d like to play with Kobe
that combined with the superbowl must be like a knife in the heart
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
WINNER
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
He seems to hate
Giants and Eli more than any other player/team.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Have the Lakers beat the Celtics in the finals and he’ll hate Kobe more.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Nah
He thinks the Patriots, Brady and Bellicek coud have been the greatest of all time if not for those two Super Bowl losses.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
if if if
suck it simmons
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
He’s dumb.
fbihop - February 9, 2012
could have
but didn’t
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Barkley tonight
Just said Kobe is the 4th best laker of all time behind Magic, Kareem, and Jerry West
Joey Joe - February 9, 2012
and a triple cheese burger
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
and a side of
meatbawls
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
lakers have had a lot of really good players.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
He played against
He first two and Jerry is the logo.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
Delias man
Would prefer Frank keep the team.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
shit – I said Reg was Team Frank
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
Npurcell
Eric will be in Arizona for 6 weeks starting a week from Sunday.
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
that's a long time.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
That
Is probably longer than you stay in town these days
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
this is true
i havent been home for 6 weeks straight in almost a year.
npurcell - February 9, 2012
sooo
are we winning the pennant this year or whatz?
npurcell - February 9, 2012
Matt Kemp will hit 40 home runs
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
so if kemp hits 40
we’re going to the world series!
against the pujols lead angels! the battle of LA that will collapse socal into the ocean!
npurcell - February 9, 2012
Just like Tool predicted!
fbihop - February 9, 2012
Back
Back
Away Back
She Is Gone!
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Campeones, the Galaxy!
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
all the pennants
nolander - February 9, 2012
yeah, right now I am feeling pretty good about something that makes no sense happening
Hollywood Joe - February 9, 2012
she’s a real cutie
a Mexican beauty
how she got here
I haven’t a clue …
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
Seems inevitable
Eric Stephen - February 9, 2012
Kobe playing GM
Chris Forsberg
What did Kobe tell Gronk? “I told him the Eagles need a tight end. I’m recruiting. He’s a freak athlete. He shouted at me, I shouted back.”
about 2 hours ago
bhsportsguy - February 9, 2012
lol
Tommy Blackjack - February 9, 2012
Humidor in Colorado Springs?
Link:
Albuquerque could maybe use that too. Colorado Springs is 800 feet higher than Albuquerque, but Albuquerque is warmer.fbihop - February 9, 2012
every one on the high desert
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
makes sense
nolander - February 10, 2012
nite nite
68elcamino427 - February 9, 2012
I must find occasions to use this gif
Josie Becker - February 9, 2012
new post
http://www.truebluela.com/2012/2/10/2786522/los-angeles-dodgers-2012-offseason-review-national-league-west
Eric Stephen - February 10, 2012
Brandon, I never knew you were a San Marino Grad
I’m an LC grad myself, so I know the Rio Hondo very well. I was in the same class as Tucker and faced him all 4 years. I still can’t believe that TC had him play on the Freshman team for half the season, even though he was touching 85-86. I know he was a headcase back then and would show up his teammates if they made a mistake. Hopefully he’s figured it out since he has a power arm and a pretty decent slider.
yolos - February 10, 2012
very cool
i remember those games vs. La Canada well. yeah I hope tucker can make it up to the Dodgers this year since he’s from here…hopefully he’s matured enough so he’s not a headcase anymore, but who knows
Brandon Lennox - February 12, 2012
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